Long Island Lolita Coming To A Dimly Lit Stripper Club Near You!

Well it was bound to happen!

The Long Island Lolita, Miss Amy Fisher, is planning on doing a little stripper cross country tour. It may very well be the first ever of its kind.

The ex-con turned porn star says, “I love to dance, and I’m an exhibitionist. I am going to take this road until my fans tell me, ‘Dear, please put your clothes back on. You’re too old.’ ”

We’re telling you now, “Dear, please put your clothes back on. You’re too old (and weird).”

[Image via WENN.]