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Filed under: Bono

The new U2 album has just leaked onto the Internets.

It's very underwhelming!

Sad.

Update: Upon listening to the whole thing a second time, it more than just underwhelms.

It sucks hard!

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58 comments to “Oops!”



  1. 1

    IT MUST BE GOOD THEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT….



  2. 2

    And I'm reporting you to the R.I.A.A for piracy you fuck nut….



  3. 3

    That's it, I'm selling all my Bono shades!



  4. 4

    The single really sucked!

  5. Laury says – reply to this


    5

    This is just too bad. U2 used to be such an amazing band, if they can't find the inspiration to make great music anymore, they should just call it quits.



  6. 6

    They've ALWAYS sucked! People are just getting over the hype and actually listening to the crap they call 'music'.



  7. 7

    who cares??they should have retired a long time ago

  8. Fire says – reply to this


    8

    It Sucks Hard like You do to your big black dildo? LOL!!!!!



  9. 9

    Um….they've been underwhelming for something like 15 years.



  10. 10

    Duh U2 does suck hard.



  11. 11

    lol @ lizard. yeah, Mario… knowing your musical taste… it must be fuckin good! I love you… but… u know… U2 never fails. It's like when u defended Madonna in Chelsea Lately… Madonna is a talented "PERFORMER", but that's it. Chelsea killed ya when she said "just because you're gay doesnt mean u have to defend her! I'm sick of gay ppl defending Madonna!" That was hilarious.
    Besos y abrazos.

    M.

  12. @v@ says – reply to this


    12

    U2 has always been overrated. They became famous during a lull in good rock, so looked better to a desperate public than they were. They can pop out good stuff, but should spend the time creating something brilliant, as they can do far more financial good for the poor in the world that way than spending their time fighting for the poor but putting out something that is so-so. If they really feel they love their new album, then my point is just another opinion.



  13. 13

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz fart zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



  14. 14

    Perez, all U2 fans know that it takes a few more times listening to a new U2 album before it grows on you. Get on Your Boots has really grown on me and now I love it.

  15. Yokel says – reply to this


    15

    they've sucked for over 15 years! you're just figuring this out now?



  16. 16

    "Get Your Boots On" is an AWFUL single….I think it's time for them to wall up in a studio for a couple years and work on their next Achtung baby.



  17. 17

    They suck anyway



  18. 18

    Geez, shocking. U2 just plain S-U-C-K-S!!!!



  19. 19

    Perez….you think Madonna is awesome, I think she sucks. In general, the music you post on here that you love, I don't like. As a matter of fact, I'm not aware of any artist that you've highlighted that I have bought any cd of or downloaded any song. I have a feeling that I will love NLOTH.



  20. 20

    the MOST overrated band to ever exist… I'll just say that all their songs until "Elevation" were mediocre, everything past that was just shit… please, please, break up already!



  21. 21

    They have always been a bad, formulaic band. Overprocessed guitars with caterwauling and bleating on top…Self-important tripe.



  22. 22

    U2 has been underwhelming for a long long time. But because Bono became another Mother Teresa ala Angelina Jolie, the media drooled all over them and kept giving them props. They need to stick to their greatest hits.



  23. 23

    The old songs are better. Oh well.



  24. 24

    I'm not sure what Perez was listening to … the first two tracks, upon first listen, are awesome. Bono's voice isn't operatic (like on the last two albums), he sounds more like the Bono from Unforgettable Fire and Joshua Tree. A very welcome return to form in his voice and the band's sound. I agree that "Get on your boots" is no "Beautiful Day", but so far this album is good. I have a feeling the real music critics are really gonna like it.



  25. 25

    Re: The Rush In Her Head
    LOL, I think most people agree that "Elevation" was just manufactured power-pop to appease the masses (you). U2 is much more than that.



  26. 26

    U2 SUCKS…………….



  27. 27

    u2 suck.



  28. 28

    U2 hasn't been good since the early Nineties. I like them better now that they changed their name to Coldplay.



  29. 29

    I'm getting so sick of you downing U2. What is your problem with them? Stick to telling us about celebrity gossip and keep your opinion to yourself. You were 100% wrong about "Get On Your Boots"…I bet if the Jonas Brothers has sang it you'd have creamed yourself over it.



  30. 30

    Guys, let's all take into consideration that Perez 'I love Lady Gaga's music' Hilton is the one saying that it sucks.



  31. 31

    U2 has always sucked..but your taste in music super silly slobber sucks!!



  32. 32

    where are you getting the leaks from? I want to hear but don't know where to go!!! ARRRrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhh



  33. 33

    Stupid fat fuck face, this album kicks ass.
    Stupid fat fag listen to some Jonas shit while you shove your dogs dildo up your ass.
    Stupid fat fat Perez!!



  34. 34

    I have never understood the world's fascination w/ U2. They have ALWAYS sucked!



  35. 35

    You said the exact same thing about Viva La Vida when it leaked.
    You love Madonna. Enough said.



  36. 36

    It sucking so bad must be why Rolling Stone Magazine gave it a 5 star review and said it was their best album since Aching Baby. Honestly, just because it doesn't sound like Katy Perry doesn't mean it sucks.



  37. 37

    Wrong mario! I just downloaded it and am listening to it now, and it is what it is..a U2 album, like the poster said above, it takes a few listenings but its not any better or worse than any of their other albums.. Having Perez as a music critic is like having Sarah Palin for a science teacher..



  38. 38

    But they will probably receive rave reviews and win 6 grammys next year for it.



  39. 39

    I didn't like what they did at the Grammy's this year, so I'm not surprised.



  40. 40

    Eff these communist pigs is what some people might say?

  41. ydur says – reply to this


    41

    yeah U2 is overrated at times and the single sucked, but so far i'm really really digging the album



  42. 42

    You need to fix that dangling gerund on your update, P-nasty.



  43. 43

    If you don't like it, it's probably great. Thanks for the tip Mario.



  44. 44

    Seriously? Considering most of the music you think is
    so great, I firmly believe you are talking out of your ass!



  45. 45

    U2 ROCK! No Line On The Horizon is one of U2's best album's to date. It really isn't their fault that you all have absolutly no taste in music! Are you all tone deaf per chance? Listen to No Line On The Horizon 2 and see if you like it. I bet you'll love it! And "Breathe", it's being called U2's best song by Brian Eno. Anything that man says has to be true since he's a genius.

    And anyone who thinks Coldplay are original and creative is an idiot. Plain and simple!

    And really, if U2 make such shit music, then why are they still a band, selling millions of records each year to fans all over the world, and together after almost 35 years!?!?!?!?!?!?



  46. 46

    Re: JonzeyWTF – I agree 1000 percent!!! U2 sucks.



  47. 47

    Your a jerk Perez and you definately have not taste in music. You probably love Katie No Talent Perry too…..



  48. 48

    FYI - Coldplay sucks ass (just thought I'd mention that)



  49. 49

    Perez only likes manufactured shite music, he wouldn't know reputable music if it bit him in the arse … If I was a musician I would be mortified if he was pioneering me .. I mean he goes on about Lady GaShite and the Jonas Twats … Pleasssssseeeee!!

  50. MCPot says – reply to this


    50

    LOL … I seriously doubt this fat fag has even been to a U2 concert. This is their best work since AB. (that's Achtung Baby Mario). Outstanding album! I LOVE that Mario doesn't like U2! You're a piece of gum on Bono's shoe dude, LOL.



  51. 51

    To be fair, its hard to trust the word of someone who goes on about how great Peaches, Rihanna, Lady Gaga and No Doubt are. Not one of them does anything that hasn't been done before, and done better.



  52. 52

    once again perez….you have the worst taste in music…..its almost comical…
    .
    .
    i have this U2 record and i love it……from the first listen it had my attention….
    .
    get your head out of girls aloud's asses for a second and you might hear things a little better…..
    .
    it kicks ass people….kinda mellow….but very cool…..



  53. 53

    Re: susart – LOL…..true that!



  54. 54

    They are taking a page out of the Paul McCartney playbook.
    Who'd begin to guess these people were once considered talented?
    Resting on laurels?
    Snoggin' off more like it



  55. 55

    Hahaha. It's actually fucking good. LizardKinG was spot on: it must be good if you don't like it. It's over 9000 times better than your weekly electroclash wank act or Lady Gaga.



  56. 56

    U2 jumped the shark about 10 years ago. Bono's too busy trying to be the savior of the world, and the rest of the band sucks. Bono sucks too, by the way. What an arrogant dick.



  57. 57

    Too bad you're not a music aficionado Perez.. Rolling Stone just gave it 5/5 STARS! I have been listening to it for a few days now. IT IS QUITE IMPRESSIVE!!



  58. 58

    Once U2 starts touring Perez, you'll probably go to one of their shows and profess how much you love them and their new album.