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Our Favorite Scripted Show Returns, Faker Than Ever!
Filed under: Reality Television > MTV > Lauren Conrad > Z List > Spencer Pratt > Heidi Montag
To the few remaining fans of The Hills, you're in luck. There's new episodes of everyone's favorite scripted reality show coming to MTV beginning next month!
So what can we expect to see? How about Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag reuniting? Cute, huh?
Of course they'll show the drama between Heidi and Spencer Pratt, but will they show Beef Curtains and her Z-Lister boyfriend Kyle Howard?
NO WAY! It's not like it's really a reality show!
Producers have confirmed that Howard will not be appearing on the show. So despite the fact that Beef Curtains and her man have been dating for a while, he's apparently not "essential to the season's narrative."
According to executive producer Liz Gateley, "The new episodes really focus on tying up relationships of the past."
B-O-R-I-N-G!
And aside from B.C. and Heidi "reuniting", it seems Spencer and his frienemy, Brody Jenner, will be hanging out again as well.
And will they show Speidi's "marriage/divorce" this year?
So many questions. So many made-up answers!
[Image via WENN.]
Maybe Lauren will date Robert Pattinson or Zac Efron and Ditta Von Teese and Lady GaGa will be her new "rommies"!
I hate this show more than anything. It's so fake. and Lauren is soooo annoying
SOO FAKEEEEEE
they don't even work
Great pic of LC -she looks like a freakn clown
I can't lie but am a fan of "The Hills" and i think i will always be
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I love The Hills and Lauren!
How is Lauren being in a relationship with a new guy (a boyfriend) not relevant to a show about her life in L.A.? Lame.
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – That's the only way I'd watch this shit and even then I'd still get bored and bolt!
Ughhh I hateee this showww. They all need to get over themselfes!!!! C'mon girls cant we all just get along? Ohhh wait that wouldnt make good "Reality" TV.
And no reality show is 100% real. I was on TRL on a "game show" before and they told me how to react and everything that would happen before we actually played the game. It's just entertainment. And it's relaxing and fun to watch something you can get involved in without having to think about. It's an escape from reality.
she's ugly and looks like a payaso in the picture
UGH! Don't even get me started on this show…! You can pretty much expect more of this spoiled bitchy lauren plotting to ruin all of her "friends" and their relationships as always….more pretend "jobs"(like any of them actually work) and some more of lauren crying her pathetic little eyes out over anything and everything that does not go her way!~ Sounds like another season of bullshit to me
oh god……
Go away LC!!!! These past few months have been so lovely without you…
*gags*
are heidi and spencer divorced yet?
"The new episodes really focus on tying up relationships of the past."
ISN'T EVERY FREAKN' SEASON?? geez, can't they write anything better? so annoying! i haven't watched since season 2.
what a waste of a tv show
I LoVE LC! Leave my show alone Perez.
boo!
whats the point of watching when heidi and lauren make up?!
LAMESAUCE.
LC looks like a young Carol Channing in this photo. That's not necessarily a good thing…
She's going for the Bozo the clown look,the 80's are calling and want thier make up back.
I LOVE LAUREN CONRAD she is a wonderful person and I resent your awful comments.
ahahaha I just love that name…
Beef Curtains
WOW all that make up and wrinkles make her look 40. Are we sure she isn't older than her character on The Hills?
OMG!!! I cant wait!!!! I want to play backchannel again. They better bring the game back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOVE THE HILLS!!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!! TEAM LAUREN!
this show was good like 3 years ago…but its excruciatingly boring now…who cares about ceiling eyes breaking up with JB for the 86th time and lauren hooking up with exes…its like ok i get the point you're rich and famous and your life is awesome but there hasn't been a new storyline in the last 2 seasons
Can someone please tell me why they are calling her beef curtains?
Sounds even more boring than last season…as if that could be possible. No one cares about Beefy Conrad anymore!
Re: La Ú!!!SEMICOLON!!!ltima Diva –
Don't you mean a "clown"? In case you didn't know. If you did, sorry, ok.
Anyway, I hate this "so called" reality show. I mean, this show is the worst excuse for a TV show. But of course, since LC and company are so friggin rich, they can buy a TV space and tell us, poor people, how cool is their boring, lame, pointless loveless lives.
NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, why is she called beef curtains?
can anyone tell me what Perez means by 'Beef curtains'
thanks
why is she called " beef curtains"
yeah perez why do you call her beef curtains? i don't get it either.
1. i don't care if it's fake
2. i don't care if it's fake
3. i don't care if it's fake
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D
woo! i'm a quite a few years older than this broad and her eye wrinkles just gave me a huge boost of confidence.
well kyle howard was in Orange County the movie, maybe he is done with the OC….. but makes an acception with LC cause she lets him Do Her In Tha Buttt…. Ladies Mann Style
Who cares and why the fuck is this piece of crap show still on TV? Why is MTV in general still in existence? It's utter trash and has not been worth watching for 20 years. Hope as soon as the series is over all these stupid wannabe celebrities return to their meaningless empty lives!
This picture reminds me of Faye Dunaway in Mommie Dearest.
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… –
LOL!!
UGH…Who watched this crap in the first place?
yea, I love the hills and I love lauren
Who the H are these people we treat as if they were so gifted or special? They are NOTHING but drunken, druggie, homosexual trash in so many cases? I SEE FEMALES EVERYDAY JUST ON THE STREET OR IN THE MALL THAT PUT THESE PUKES TO SHAME?
Seriously Perez if you hate the Hills so much stop talking about it! You just constantly seem to pick on things with young women in. You hate the Hills Girls, Miley, Lilly Allen, Kate Moss etc etc. The Hills is easy viewing and fills 20 mins. Its not harming anyone!
She looks like Miss Havisham in this pic.
wow, how much make up is she wearing,?????? blah
One more season and this crowd will be eligible for MTV's Retirement plan. MTV=Mature TV.
ps… kyle howard is adorable… z list or not
Re: karlita79 – I see a lot of people are asking what this means. The answer is…. Beef curtains is referring to her vaginal lips. This name insinuates her "area" down there is very large and droopy… therefor giving off the appearance of beef and also of curtains. Hence the phrase beef curtains. Sorry, gross I know. The rumor of this apparently spread by past lovers of LC IE: Jason, Stephen, Brody etc.