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Posted: August 27, 2007 at 6:34 pm

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sophia says – reply to this

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I LOVE MARY SHOCK
swingydoll says – reply to this

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the look on dudes face says it all!
priceless….
Jackeline says – reply to this

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OMG THAT CANT BE!!! COOL!
BIG ASS! says – reply to this

4

WHOAAA!! Big hog!!!
um says – reply to this

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huge dick. just like perez!! wait.. you don't have one.
TJ says – reply to this

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One hell of a golly whacker!
CHANCRO says – reply to this

7

WOW
IM SPEECHLESS
HAHAH THAT'S MASIVE
huge says – reply to this

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huge
FUCK YOU says – reply to this

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FUCK YOU PEREZ YOU CHUBBY COCK SUCKER, PULL AN OWEN WILSON AND SUCCEED YOU PIG!!!!
umm says – reply to this

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a huge dick!! just like perez's. wait… you dont have one.
Sex Face says – reply to this

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ya mam
Perez Lover says – reply to this

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Andy's Dick!!!!!!!!!!
amber says – reply to this

13

wow…that guy looks at it in envy!!!!
Febs says – reply to this

14

the petrified walrus peen?
Badger says – reply to this

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Saw this on the old Alan Hamel show out of Vancouver. Nothing new here. Move on.
d says – reply to this

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first assholes
e says – reply to this

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wht
Sex Face says – reply to this

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i have had bigger
kerri says – reply to this

19

ewwww!
johnsux says – reply to this

20

Hey, has anyone noticed the owen story is gone?
Jen says – reply to this

21

first
Wonder Cub says – reply to this

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It sure ain't Andy Dick's peeshoo…
dickhead says – reply to this

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first assholes
Muhummad or Mclovin says – reply to this

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Do you think he knows what he is fondling…?
rosie says – reply to this

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ahahahaha
Pam From c-town! says – reply to this

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First…no?…maybe?Big ass horn…mmmmm
funnygirl says – reply to this

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It looks like a tusk to me, not a weenie.
private says – reply to this

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Picturing in my head different. When i First heard about it.
Foolish One says – reply to this

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…ew.
tnt6137 says – reply to this

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ewwww gross!!!, first !!
AK says – reply to this

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WTF
gui1333 says – reply to this

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first
Laura says – reply to this

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Nice. Gotta love crazy news!
tom says – reply to this

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is that ross mathews???
s says – reply to this

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ewwww
..... says – reply to this

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a trumpet?
edg723 says – reply to this

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first

why is it pointy?!
kat says – reply to this

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that aint right man
lizz says – reply to this

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yuk!
fdsa says – reply to this

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first
Bleedingangeljp says – reply to this

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DAMMMMN!
first says – reply to this

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FIRST
ewwww says – reply to this

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ewwwwwww 10th
sam says – reply to this

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your mom
WTH!?!?!?! says – reply to this

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paris hiltons bad tan body
Butcher says – reply to this

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What happened to the Owen Wilson story?
Leah says – reply to this

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My peen.
lolstfu says – reply to this

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you people that write "first" are fucking retard and need to go outside and get a life ..seriously wtf
Jumbotron says – reply to this

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first

Britney spears' tonail clipping
ko says – reply to this

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walrus dick!
oliver says – reply to this

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……..an elephant strap-on!!!!!!!!!!
Martha says – reply to this

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WTF? he's holding a dick……..
itty says – reply to this

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lexington steel's cock sleeve
Perez Lover says – reply to this

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Is it Owen Wilson's nose??????????
Charrascas says – reply to this

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haha you kill for one like it, if you are a female walrus hahaha
Ashley says – reply to this

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A mammoth tusk?
ME says – reply to this

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where did the owen story go?
FUCK YOU says – reply to this

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AMANDA~ # 1 BROOKE FAN says – reply to this

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One of those dinasor things hehe!
Drew R. the Ewok says – reply to this

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you know there's some size slut out there wanting that shit!
cait says – reply to this

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Andy Dick's dick.
Winny says – reply to this

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thats just plain gross. fossilized walrus dick ew
h!j@ d3 l@ lün@ says – reply to this

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anda pa'l carajo!!!
la madre de las pingas, no jodas!!!
Daisy says – reply to this

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…Andy Dick's jurrasic wiener.
Perez Lover says – reply to this

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Hey Perez; how about a separated at birth comparison of this walrus dick and Owen Wilson's nose????
sarah says – reply to this

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his boner…. lol
lora says – reply to this

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I am the walrus, I am the egg man…..
Jorge says – reply to this

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my cock
SUGARPUSS says – reply to this

69

a "Personal Massage" device for loose men and women?
susie says – reply to this

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a mammoth tusk, GROW UP!
trapitossucios.com says – reply to this

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Perez's Cock, Schlong, Willie, Johnson, Pinga
seth says – reply to this

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big gay Al's dildo
Peggy Wanker says – reply to this

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Paris' dildo.
HAYWOOD says – reply to this

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it's really a tusk from beast long extinct.

speaking of which, how is bruce's die hard movie going to do?
hahahaahahahahaaaaa that brand is sooooooo DOA.
you can suck it y'all says – reply to this

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mines that long….
itty bitty titty says says – reply to this

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quit hatin' on perez byotches!!
your just jealous that his gay ass boner is bigger than yours.
SUCK IT.
yariel says – reply to this

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my fosilized junk u kno how i do
Valerie! says – reply to this

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Andy's Dick!
Valerie! says – reply to this

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^^ Owen Wilson's nose! Hahahaha! That was great!
PerezIsFat says – reply to this

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…..THE WASTE FROM PEREZ HILTON'S RECENT COLONIC
Sara says – reply to this

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A mastadon tusk?
Betty Ugly says – reply to this

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Gene Simmons fossilized tongue.
JennaMitchell says – reply to this

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One of Joan Rivers' toenails?
Kim says – reply to this

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His shlong !
mee says – reply to this

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what can you say but wow!!!! That walrus probably died with a huge smile on his face!!!
Kim says – reply to this

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His shlong .
David says – reply to this

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That dude is holding.
your mom says – reply to this

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hahahah, OMG!
camp0327 says – reply to this

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perez hiltons butt plug
Dingleberry Dan says – reply to this

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**A PETRIFIED DINOSAUR TURD**
picklebug says – reply to this

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read the entire article…it is the tusk
Renee says – reply to this

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GUMMI BEARS Q-TIP!!
Fato says – reply to this

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Ole Clive Davis's schlong
Wayne Bobbit says – reply to this

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It is my dick!!! Give it to me!!!
JU$T!N says – reply to this

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ooooo damn i thought that was one of wino's baby teeth
Heidi Ho says – reply to this

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a big boner?
Lindsey says – reply to this

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It's a mammoth tusk. . .
breeze says – reply to this

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a giraffe's tongue?
wow says – reply to this

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do they make condums that big
Barbara says – reply to this

100

the stick pulled out of Victoria Beckham's ass!

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