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  1. qt196 says – reply to this


    101

    Hugh Hefner's dick?

  2. AddaHess says – reply to this


    102

    Perez's dildo!!

  3. Cheryl says – reply to this


    103

    Ummm…maybe it's a dildo for Larry Craig when he can't make it to a public restroom. Yeah, that's exactly what it is.

  4. Owned says – reply to this


    104

    Wish it was mine… 8—————————————————————————————————————————————————————–>>>

  5. Sup says – reply to this


    105

    His breath

  6. kirsten says – reply to this


    106

    Tommy Lee?

  7. jenny says – reply to this


    107

    Britney Spears big toenail!

  8. Roger says – reply to this


    108

    The only sex toy that can satisfy Siena Miller!

  9. thestinger says – reply to this


    109

    Howard Stern's nose hair

  10. pegsterdtown says – reply to this


    110

    Tommy Lee

  11. Craig says – reply to this


    111

    …Rosie O'Donnell's fossilzed foreskin!!!!!

  12. scarlett says – reply to this


    112

    gives "I am The Walrus" a whole new meaning…

  13. Bytch says – reply to this


    113

    I was wodering where that dildo was!!

  14. Lauren says – reply to this


    114

    i swear there's maybeeee 3 smart people who posted on here. its the tusk of a mommoth. read people read. morons

  15. I'll tell you what it is!! says – reply to this


    115

    THAT IS PEREZASAURUSREX'S PUBIC HAIR!
    SHOULD BE ON A SOUTHPARK EPISODE!

  16. momma says – reply to this


    116

    that's his own dick. he cut it off and fossilized it. and now he's holding it.

  17. sexymama says – reply to this


    117

    I would love to fuck that.

  18. ErollFlynn says – reply to this


    118

    That dude is holding a prehistoric boner.

  19. Bytch says – reply to this


    119

    No fuking way!
    Poor mommy walrus!

  20. It's a huge BONER! says – reply to this


    120

    Couldn't stop myself.

  21. Jen says – reply to this


    121

    big foot's dick

  22. Annie says – reply to this


    122

    I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT IS!!!

    Although it quite obvious… UGH!!!

  23. science girl says – reply to this


    123

    An Imperial Mammoth tusk, you bunch of goons.

  24. tetzy says – reply to this


    124

    That dude is holding the worst Fathers day present in history.

  25. edgefielder says – reply to this


    125

    zach eyed the ancient tibetan double dong longingly yet was still thankful that he lives in a time where rubber is used.

  26. vanessa says – reply to this


    126

    Hey Perez; how about a separated at birth comparison of this walrus dick and Owen Wilson’s nose????

    HHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I LAUGHED FOR A GOOD HOUR!

  27. Pickles & Gravy says – reply to this


    127

    SHITFIRE! That would be Chris Angel's pecker after poking Brit-Brit's rotten clit!
    That there country bumpkin's a skank & anythang that get nearen it rots ya'll.
    Her wittle critters all drowned in that there cement pond even that there one wit the cast on it there's lag.
    LOWDY! 'em po' wittle young-uns of hers are runnin' ’round in sum shitty hippins.
    Theys be stavin' to death ya'll, they is.
    Her can't even cook vittles for'em so theys be sucklin' on them there sow teets for some nurshmint.
    Bess them wittle hearts.
    Po' childerns.
    Her even drug out a warshtub to clean 'em up a bit but that there lye soap werent nowheres to be found.
    Sew she just spit in her hand & wiped 'em off best she could.
    Po' chile she trys….
    Theys ain't nuttin' her wouldn't do fur 'em wittle babies of hers, no sirre bob.
    Her works from sun down to sun up hantin' 'em a pappy but shore ain't nun to bee had nowheres ya'll.
    Don't know why ya'll, she warshs herselfs & takes a good ole whores bath in that there warshtub so shed be smellin' freshern a daisy & everthang.
    It just ’bout breaks my heart & all to see what that po' chile goes & does trying her bestest.
    Po' wittle thang…bess her hart.

  28. fluffy galore says – reply to this


    128

    Bsrnra Stresands last non-grey pube….

  29. Corn Julio says – reply to this


    129

    It's Shaquille O'Neals cock after spending 2.5 minutes dipped in Liquid Nitrogen!

  30. skyline says – reply to this


    130

    Ron Jeremi's Big Dick!!

  31. Ann R. Key says – reply to this


    131

    This is like this really kewl elephant horn thingie from sub-Saharan Africa. It was said to be the first mastadon ever rode by a bipedal hominid. And if you turn it over, you can put your weeeeeeeeed in it.

  32. WhiteStar says – reply to this


    132

    Perez, I bet you take the entire thing in your ass.

  33. Karen says – reply to this


    133

    andy dick's dick. LOL

  34. Laurel says – reply to this


    134

    THIS DUDE IS HOLDING A WOOLY MAMMOTH DICK!!!!!!!

  35. natalie says – reply to this


    135

    replica of tommy lee's ancestor's remains

  36. Loonesta says – reply to this


    136

    Naked Amy Winehouse without her wig.

  37. Sheldon Longhammer says – reply to this


    137

    my cock

  38. Celeb Hater or is it Mater says – reply to this


    138

    Walrus Peen…. Just auctioned off in Beverly Hills for almost $10K!!!!

  39. Virgo says – reply to this


    139

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCKKKKKKKKKKK

  40. The Phantom says – reply to this


    140

    what came out of Paris Hilton's vagina when she was searched during her jail stint.

  41. Mark Thompson says – reply to this


    141

    a petrified walruss dick.

  42. Shannon says – reply to this


    142

    A bong?

  43. NancyBoy says – reply to this


    143

    #106 That was the a good one.

  44. WiseSage says – reply to this


    144

    …this is the dildo that Amy Winehouse always brings to rehab and when it is confiscated they say "you have to choose sobriety or this…THING" and naturally she chooses her "best friend," checks herself out of rehab and into the nearest crackhouse.

  45. Annelie says – reply to this


    145

    his inplant to be???

  46. kyle says – reply to this


    146

    A GINORMOUS petrified walrus BONER!!!!!!!

  47. Liztron says – reply to this


    147

    a woolly mammoth tusk

  48. DAn says – reply to this


    148

    Gene Simmon's tounge…=)~~~

  49. cujo says – reply to this


    149

    the axle from nick hogan's car

  50. Dredlocd says – reply to this


    150

    I don't know what it is but I know he just pulled it out of Perez' azz!

  51. Lindsay says – reply to this


    151

    Your moms dick.

    He wishes it was his :]

  52. Sara says – reply to this


    152

    That dude is holding Larry Craig's butt plug.

  53. BART says – reply to this


    153

    That would be Lindsay Lohan's cocaine scooping pinky-finger nail

  54. james says – reply to this


    154

    it is the fuckin alien dick used; to fuck Angela Kartrite in the movie…pleazeeeeeeee…

  55. S. Lee Keels says – reply to this


    155

    The guy holding it is fucking HOT!

  56. skippy says – reply to this


    156

    Something he got from www.StonehamGifts.com. Check it out!

  57. Lucia Carini says – reply to this


    157

    the shit I took this morning!

  58. mish says – reply to this


    158

    Fred Flinstone's measly rib dinner.

  59. Shannon says – reply to this


    159

    That walrus must have been huge lol.

  60. cina says – reply to this


    160

    if in china, they'll cooking that one, yum! lol

  61. cina says – reply to this


    161

    for cooking, yum! lol

  62. darrick says – reply to this


    162

    its Matt Rollof's Dick

  63. Samantha says – reply to this


    163

    Perez peniz

  64. daddy yankee says – reply to this


    164

    whooooooooooooooo dude do u see this wow dude it's big

  65. cee says – reply to this


    165

    zac efron's dildo

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