Fashion DisASSter
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Vanessa Minnillo > Nick Lachey
Poor Vanessa Minnillo!
The reportedly fired Entertainment Tonight co-host looks great in Maxim magazine, but with clothes on and in the real world she looks like a poodle that's smoked too much of Lindsay Lohan's old crack.
Woof!
The wannabe actress and boyfriend Nick Lachey went for a "quiet" dinner to Koi on Monday night.
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
Posted: August 28, 2007 at 12:00 pm
It's funny how you pick your "villains" in this gossip blog. At least, she doesn't act like that wannabe actress jessica simpson. Which, most likely, that movie will bomb..
Please tell me what is wrong with her outfit? If someone you liked was wearing it you would say how hot she looks!!
I think she looks pretty. Perez you dont dress so great your self so i wouldnt coment on ppls fashion if i were you.
What the fuck did she ever do to you? She indulged you at a NYC bar one night and took shitloads of pictures with you and now she's on your D List? What the fuck is wrong with you? Besides the extra 70 pounds, kool-aid colored hair and VERY POOR fashion sense, of course. Vanessa is hot and she always dresses fantastic. Jealousy is a terrible disease…get well soon queen!
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
SLUT AND FUG!
i saw them shopping one day at pottery barn home (of all places) and you know what? she's not so pretty.
i think she looks cute
preziebear is mad b/c jessica is his ho
xoxoxo
clover
WOW–Koi must be giving out a SHITLOAD of FREE DINNERS this week–who is doing their PR these days?
Everyone B-lister has been in there in the past 2 weeks..jeez…
She's pretty (except for the hairy vajine) and looks great in that dress! Meanwhile you & your BFF Beth Ditto both look like stuffed sausages in that magazine spread! BTW- the annual American Obesity Report came out today…maybe you both should check it out!
What's wrong with it? It's nothing special but she looks okay.
Why does he always look like he's dragging her? He never allows her ugly ass to walk next to him. He's ashamed of her. I bet she calls the photogs everytime they go somewhere just to get her pic taken.
I know you have it in for her for some reason, Perez, but come on… she looks fine.
She has NO fashion sense and makes every outfit look trashy and cheap (just like her).
she is hot
I like them. They seem more real to me than most celebrity couples. Besides, J. Simp dicked him over after he put up with her whiney ass so let em be!
You guys are haters!!!! She looks good and he does too!
How can anyone say her monkey face is pretty? She's fug without makeup and not hot with it, either. She has a big, chubby face, pockmarks, monkey nose and her body is manly with a bad tit job. She is dragging Nick down.
OK all I ever see dissing on beautiful women.. now any normal person might think that you're just jealous that she has tits and a vajaja and God didn't give you any.
do not like her.
I must be missing the part where she looks bad?????!!!!!
I think she looks good. She may be a little trashy. But, she no Paris (Herpes) Hilton. Also, she should be given a break. It was her trashy behavior that got her fired. Maybe she'll learn not to put her sex life out there in public again.
your right Perez this bitch cant dress. that outfit is hideous and she looks like a burnt chipmunk. i cant stand this whore. i wish Nick would get a damn brain and see shes using him for fame she cant keep a job shes a joke
minnillhooooo your 15 minutes is way up whore dont ya think its time to move on a do another team like you did to jeter fucking skank whore i bet you can get a whole arm in that stinky crab infected twat. i dont get how she gets cute guys, Nick is so fine, she is so fugly. she looks like a chipmunk. i guess its true some guys just want a whore. shes a nobody i wish would GO AWAY. Nick dump this whore before she ties you down with an ugly ass chipmunk baby!!!
WTF on you perez. Getting a little too picky in your old age.
I think she looks just fine. I really don't see what you're talking about
She's gourgeous. I dont understand the hate!
Seriously perez….what is wrong with her outfit?!?!?
Your only job is to sit on your ass and write things. Can you please at least start using spell check?
Nick always looks pissed he's caught seen with her. She looks like the Asian ho that does my nails.
Wanna be actress is right. she is pathetic.. she will obviosly take anyones leftovers from men to drugs. she has no style. Nick should play the field and find some one better than this gold digger with a fat face.
Over them both. What makes them celeb's again? She did a show until she got fired and he was lucky enough to be married to Jessica
Simpson and stupid enough to let her get away? Or maybe it was one smart thing she did to get away? Saying all that to say this — OVER THEM!
You implied that Vanessa was fired from ET but she quit, there's a difference. Lighten up Perez, why don't you go after the criminals and skanks?
"Perez" and his gang are seriously critical, get a life!! Not a thing wrong with this pic. You guys act like school age jealous, drama gossipers, weirdos!
How did Nick go from a natural beauty like Jessica with money, style and fame to a D-list slut with a chubby face, no style and no class? Vanessa will dump Nick when Jessica's money runs out and try to sleep with another celeb for fame. She's sooooo pathetic!
#143, FYI Vanessa was FIRED. ET did not renew her contract and was sick of her diva behavior. "She wanted to be a star not interview them". TRL was happy to see her go, too. She's ghetto and not well liked.
What does Nick see in her?
HUH? She looks nice. And Nick, dayum he looks GOOD!!!
People, People!! Consider the source! PEREZ HILTON is calling someone a fashion disaster. Personally, I'd take that as a compliment.
I can't help it. I always thought she was ugly. She defiantly looks REALLY bad in this picture. Can anyone say C-LIST?!?!?!
whats up with her face????
She may have been HOT when she was Miss Teen but she woun't age well. Besides Nick wants to hit some of that new Miss Teen poo-nanny. Did you see the Dumb as a rock (but with big boobs and blond hair) 4th place South Carolina, the one that tried to answer the Q, "why can't americans find the USA on a map"… ha-ha. There you go Nick, a Jessica Clone. You know you want another dumb blond. (Not that many woman are real blonds. Ladies you're fooling NO ONE. Less than 2% world populating male & female are blond.)
i think she looks good! whats wrong w/ her?
Perez - you're a stupid ass. shut your freaking mouth. the girl is gorgeous and they are adorable together. you wish you could look half as good as either of them. your head is the size of her entire body.
She looks ok, I guess, but that doesn't take away from the fact that she is a talentless skank.
i dont like her i like jessica simpson better she just so stuck up. she wannabe a star but she cant she was in fantastic 4 for like 1 sec LOL . and also she was linked to derek jeter on & off and after nick she stayed with nick . i dont like her .
what's wrong with her outfit?
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO BE TALKING PEREZ
NOT ONLY ARE YOU OBESE AND HIDEOUS YOU HAVE THE WORST FASHION SENSE IN THE WORLD!!!
I think she looks fine…u sounding jealous! I prefer her for Nick than Jessica
On another note…is she really fired?
I think she looks fine…u sounding jealous! I prefer her for Nick than Jessica
On another note…is she really fired?
I THINK SHE LOOKS CUTE…… I thinks he is very pretty!
I think she is hot and really think that the dress is outstanding. He is a douche, but she looks great.
PEREZ LAY OFF SHE LOOKS GREAT, SHE LOOKS ALOT BETTER THAN MOST PEOPLE !!!!!!
Bring back Nick and Jess!!!!! x
what does 1st or first mean?
I think they make a cute couple.
As to Nick living on Jess's money, take it from me, she's broke. She even has to sell her West Hollywood house to pay the lawsuits.
FUCK OFF PEREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
THESE TWO ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think she looks great, the dress is cute.
She's worn worser things, but that doesn't really mean anything, does it?
I don't know, I think she's pretty. I think she's a natural beauty, unlike a lot of celebs these days. I myself don't have a opinion on her. I don't like or hate her. There's no reason to.
I think she looks fine….GO VANILLO!!!!
Look I draw the line when you knock my favorite dog breed. Don't knock the poodles, they are gorgeous. How about a fugly pug?
There is nothing wrong with that outfit!!! If that's the best you can come up with Perez you are slipping! Besides, there must be a 1,000 other idiots in Hollywood looking a lot worst on any given night.
Hey Perez, you say it. Nick should be dating you instead. It would be great for his career to be openly bi and to be married to you. You two could have a reality show.
She looks great…
she looks like that judge from so you think you can dance (mary murphy? yeah i think that's her name)
She looks FINE! In fact, they are a gorgeous couple!
I dont get it….. why all over Vanessa??? She is super darling and hello has a brain… well at least compared to that other thing he married. I totally adore these two. Stop talking trash about them.
What are you talking about? Sorry she doesn't meet up to your standards–but we are talking about someone with no standards–you. Look in the mirror! She looks great to me.
She has a tendency to look retarded. she doesnt necessarily look bad but she weird or akward. id still peekamo her.
she is alot more genetically blessed with looks than you are….be nice!
they're one ugly couple.
I agree with Jess's Banker. Jessica is on her way down…$100 million lawsuit anyone? Movies flop, music flops…don't know the numbers on her clothing line and shoe line but you can be sure the revenue isn't enough to support her and daddy's lifestyle. Nick on the hand…he's thrifty but you know the dude is socking away money for a rainy day. He could have chose another dumb big breasted air headed blond to replace the former but he didn't. He obviously went with his heart and went with the exotically pretty brunette with brains. Good choice I say cause she seriously makes him more interesting.
This poor girl is such a mess! She tries too hard but she can't lose her tacky, pagent past. Nick really needs to hire a stylist for her (and a bikini waxer). I see why Nick makes her walk behind him.
#184, Vanessa is a beauty with brains??? LMAO!!!!! First of all, have you seen her without makeup? Not a pretty sight. As far as brains, she acted like a bimbo on TRL. Getting high and posing with a knife isn't very bright. In person she acts very foul and immature, believe me.
Vanessa looks like my cleaning lady! I bet Nick makes her lick the toilet after he shits
Whatevs…I'd take her any day of Jessica Simpson.
Leave her alone she is pretty!!
she's adorable!
Whatever. Say what you will.
But that Nick Lachey is one of the last, great class acts and consistent stand up guy in my book.
He's one of the few that's not for sale in Hollywood. It sure is refreshing. Is a real life prince and deserves a medal.
I think she is looks fine and why do you not like her, what did she ever do? S
I don't get it…what's wrong with the picture? She looks fine.
For a couple of "C" listers, you're posting a lot about them. So I ask myself either: you like them, or somebody is calling in some favors. Honey, you're funny, and we love the site, but you can't diss anybody about the way they dress. Perez, get a stylist pronto.
woof!! Perez you are right!! I think she tries too hard to be pretty, which she is definately not.
i don't see anything wrong with her,and normally i have no problem criticising people.although,i do doubt her taste in men a bit.
perez,if there's nothing actually wrong with the person,it's not funny,it's more 'i'm jealous cause she's hot and banging the hetro guy i want'.
FACT.
THAT BITCH HAS GOT TO GO!
WHAT IS NICK EVEN FAMOUS FOR, I FORGOT - OH YEAH, FOR BEING A WHINY BITCH ASS SINGER…
BOOOO - GO AWAY & TAKE BEYONCE WITH YOU!!!
Those two should break up. They've tainted themselves and eachother.
UUHHHH - Perez, if you want us to hate her, at least give us a real reason to. She looks great - so come up with something at least a little legitimate, OK?
It's hard to believe all your other crap when you say stuff like this.
Her dress is hedious. Her makeup is similair to my greataunt's best friend's mothers, and her legs pretty ugly.
what the hell? she looks fine!
I love u Perez, but ur totally wrong on this one! She looks fine, i like her dress and shes actually pretty…what did she do to u?
i dont see what's wrong with her. she looks good.
i think she looks hot and the ornate neckline is HUGE this season…
i hate this whore nick dump the trash already and start dating girls with brains and beauty. obviously neither of your last 2 have had both.
she looks awesome…and even better than that in person…and if you don't say so soon she'll slit your throat…hahaha!
I wish Perez could spell!
SHE'S FUG AND HE NEEDS A NOSE JOB!
I THINK SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND SHE ALWAYS LOOKS CLASSY. THE PEOPLE WHO, SAY THEY HATE HER ARE PROBABLY THE SAME ONES WHO, SAY THEY LOVE PARIS HILTON.
I've always thought she looks like a blow-up sex doll with that stoopid pout.
I stopped watching E.T. last year, when she went "undercover" in a fat suit and walked around the city to show how people reacted to her.
She would cry when she saw herself in the mirror, after they put on the double chin and the latex belly. I thought how annoying that must have been to people who actually ARE overweight. Vanessa was a well-paid, glamorous reporter who could TAKE OFF the disguise at the end of the day. BOO HOO! Just found that VERY annoying….But, that's just me, I guess?!
SHE'S ALVIN FROM THE CHIPMUNKS!!!