Cooking With Gwyneth
Filed under: Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow is getting her own cooking show.
No joke!
The macrobiotic health nut is working on a program to showcase the foods of Spain.
She and chef Mario Batali will travel all over the country for two months for the new PBS program.
The picky eater has said, "I eat all that [Spanish] stuff. The crazy fish things, the eels, I love it all."
That's one of the fun things about being rich and already accomplished a lot, you can just do whatever you want.
We love Mario, but we think we're gonna skip cooking with Gwyneth. We saw her on Oprah trying to do that once.
Disastrous!
Posted: August 29, 2007 at 11:51 am




#96– Yeah Becky. Fuck Gwynnie that nasty traitor!! How dare she MOVE TO ENGLAND (GASPS)!!!! Ewww…..and COOK!?!?!? OMG….that evil bitch. BUSH RAWKS Y'ALL!!! *SNORT*SWIG* and enybawdy that moves out this cuntry and sports them fawrners should bern een HAIL!! USA POWER! America rulez….evryware else suks!! Fawrners are stoopid y'all.
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Byotch cannot speak a lick of spanish but wants people to think she does…she only knows conversational spanish and it "ain't" that good. I would never watch a show with her cooking cooking anything Spanish…I rather tune in to Rosie Cooks the Puerto Rican Chef, now she has amazing Spanish dishes.
can you possibly sell yourself better than this? I mean, after the acting has sizzled out.
will she show us how to make ice
#109-Zenda
When is the last time you talked to ol' Gwynnie? Is she doing alright? Glad to see someone is still keeping in touch with her. That lyin ho told me last time I talked to her that her Spanish had gotten better….LOL…what a jokester that Gwyn is! How long you known her for?
Begone Gwyneth!!! Nobody cares!!
On Oprah she prepared a dish that featured miso. After the taped segment was shown, Oprah said something as " I like Gwyneth , I think she is beautiful and very talented… I didn't like no miso"!…. or something to that effect.
today we will be serving a huge feast with 10 of my friends! I will make my own drinks too!
That drink will be called for: 1 ice cube 2 cups of water and a green cup!
for lunch we will be making TOMATO!! pull ONE tomato off of the vine and wash thoroughly. cut it into 10 pieces! and serve 1 piece to each friend! YAY!!!
You've got to be fucking kidding me
I find it hard to believe she'd leave her kids for 2 months. I think she'll put in a few guest appearances and that's it.
I thought Mario Batali had some scandal going on and the thought that Gwyenth is trying to feed that hand that she bites is just so ridiculous. She doesn't have any scruples does she??!!
Yeah, i really wanna learn about food from a skinny skank like Gwenny! Coz she obviously loooooooooves food so much! Ah yes, being a joyless, mean, pinched, self-righteous little vego will really give you that joie de vivre and a sense of largess and lusciousness and ….oh, someone just ram a bit mudcake in her face and make her choke on it, please.
I look alot like Gweneth and used to take it as a compliment when she first got big (Brad Pitt era!) But she's such a pretentious bitch! She always has that self satisfied look on her face…I just think she takes the New York attitude too far. She's got that bitchy I'm too cool to talk to you attitude and while I don't mind when Parker Posey does it…Gweneth just irritates me.
I love how everyone assumes that she hasn't eaten a "real meal" in years. You don't know her. Having healthy eating habits and not sitting back eating huge fatty meals does not mean you do not eat or know nothing about food. She looks perfectly healthy, carried two healthy babies to term, and looks great. Leave her alone.
Of course she eats. She is also well-known for using chefs.
She's said in interviews three years ago that she stopped being so strict with her food when she got pregnant with her first child, so she probably now has a completely normal diet. She's also said that she enjoys a glass of wine or two with friends, just not getting so totally wasted that she's falling in the gutter. Sounds pretty good to me! People need to give her a break. Most of what is said about her is cr*p.
And yes, she does speak several languages and she did drop out of college, but it was to act in the theatre in New York, which is what she wanted to do. Why is dropping out of college to pursue your career such a crime?! She did pretty well out of it!
I thought she and Chris Martin were vegans…Vegans don't eat fish. Mario is so gross….he can't cook anything interesting. I can't see this show working at all. Will this be on Food Network? Gwynnie is weird and vanilla and boring plus she can't act her way out of a paper bag! Cate Blanchett was ROBBED of an Oscar when Gwynnie won that Oscar…I was so pissed that night…
THIS SHOW SOUNDS BORING AS HELL.
THIS SHOW SOUNDS BORING AS HELL.
THIS SHOW SOUNDS BORING AS HELL.
THIS SHOW SOUNDS BORING AS HELL.
THIS SHOW SOUNDS BORING AS HELL.
She bugs!
Oh please pick someone who is at least into food and is not snobby, born with a silver spoon. Mario is wonderful and it really is a bad choice to pair him up with such a dead-weight as Paltrow. How dumb.
I can't stand this snooty bitch. I hope she falls into the oven!
It's a damn shame to be a boring ol' het—but, always invigorated by a Gwyenth feature, allow me to say: she's the best-looking gal this country's produced in aeons. Yikes. Yum. Etc.
Yuck. She's boring and plain.