Lindsay Makes Wright, Does It The Wrong Way
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Exclusives! > saMAN Ronson

LezLo and saMAN finally showed up at that South Florida club this weekend they had previously cancelled, and it was a disaster!
The couple were supposed to make a joint appearance at Passions on Valentine's Day but the pair got too passionate and after a big fight they were a no-show at the club.
They both cited "sickness" for their absence.
Well, the twosome finally showed up on Saturday, but they refused to walk the red carpet. That may not seem like a big deal but it is, especially as it was written in Lohan's contract that she HAD to.
An insider tells us:
You could tell that the hotel was having issues with her because they all seemed very nervous. Finally at about 12:15 am I heard security guards yelling to make room for her to get through. That bitch bypassed the red carpet covering her face and was escorted right into the club. The owners of the club were livid. They were screaming that they weren't going to pay her and that they didn't even want her in their club.
The two did make it into the club, but we're not sure if Lohan is getting paid.
We say Passions should keep their 25k. She's not even worth that much!
[Image via Storms Media Group.]



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look at those creepy eyes of hers!!! nothing good an be going on behind them!!! she is just the craziest little troll/swamp creature i have literally ever seen. dear lord, she will be in my nightmares.
PLEASE PLEASE someone look at her eyes. those are the eyes of a serial killer. am i the only one scared for my life right now???????
i'm bored
Re: carolineyy – yes, you're the only one.
What an ungrateful little bitch. If she doesn't want to go through with it, DON'T FUCKING DO IT!! I think she forgot how much $25,000 really is worth to average people and how low she makes herself look by avoiding a few pictures. I mean, I don't agree with the paparazzi bullshit during their personal lives, but she's literally getting paid this time and it's not a personal walk down the street or anything, just a genuinte appearance. I liked her as an actress but as a person she doesn't deserve the praise she wants anymore. I'm over it, now. Sorry Lindsay, your fans are moving on to what's in, not trashy and full of themselves.
i think teddy killed perez in revenge for his ass getting taken advantage of, because we haven't had an update in ages! where you at, mario?!
Your sources are ICKY so your fat ass… enough with the 24/7 reports on Lindsay, she is a grown up if she wants to mess up it's her deal, if she thinks she did good then good for her! You just hate her cause she is a lesbian!
Re: Kate27 – "You just hate her cause she is a lesbian" hehe. maybe he does, maybe he's just jealous cause she's in a relationship.. or maybe he has a general problem with women, or maybe all of it.
All I hear is blahblahhblahhhhh..
I'm sick of her!
I used to like her
but i realize she is full of it!
and it's not talented!
If i were Samantha i'll run away from her!
Holy crap update your site!! Lame.
biggest bunch of bullshit. every picture that I googled up of them, she was looking up smiling, not covering up her eyes or anything like that. the rest of the pictures were in the club and they both looked like they were having fun. so, was this 'insider' the one person in the club who hated them or is this a bunch of made up crap?
Did Lohan get her implants taken out because her titties are looking real.
Re: Mike_Rotch – While I completely understand what you are saying (as funny as Perez being "clever" may be) but alliteration is based on the SOUND that the first consonant makes, not the letter the words start with. Therefore, right and wrong do make an alliteration without the former word being spelled incorrectly because the "w" in wrong is silent. I understand that our beloved Mario isn't an English major, but neither I am. Alliteration is meant to be spoken and thus heard, not read. Making all the words start with the same letter is not alliteration, it's retardation.
you are such a MEAN piece of shit, Perez. Leave her the fuck alone, you jealous bitter fat bitch.
Dear God, WHY IN THE HELL WOULD ANYONE PAY HER TO SHOW UP? She should be paying them to be there
Re: tateration – Why would you bother to be on this site if you hate him so much? It's America. he has the right to say whatever he wants
slow day perez?
UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: beatingxx3hearts –
I was thinking, Perez never has time to himself. People expect him to update his blog 24/7. If he did that, he wouldn't even have time to take a dump.
perezzz, where are you?
Well, because of Perez's repeated mistakes at spelling who knows if it was intentional. I am offering up my services… free for a limited amount of time of course… Perez, just like the celebrities that look like idiots with cigs, you look the same with your misspellings. Hire a competent editor
PEREZ, TAKE THE COCK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, WIPE THE PEANUT BUTTER OFF YOUR BALLS( SO TEDDY CAN GET SOME REST) AND UPDATE YOUR FUCKING SITE YOU LAZY FUCK.
damn LL dresses like a dirtbag now wtf. i bet she smells.
you havnt posted in a whileee:(
I wonder if you power washed Sam some of the dirt would come off.
Um, dick head Perez said recently somewhere that he doesn't update the blog much on the weekends. I hate Perez because he barely ever gets his facts right, but come on, cut the asshat a break on the weekend. I got an idea for all you fucktards that sit on this site all day hitting refresh: GO OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
saMAN looks like salad fingers.
perez we all know you can't post 24/7 but can't you hire someone to post for you? your blog was the start of you and it will serve as the end of your career for neglecting it and your visitors! fat fucker
that samantha is HOT
Re: the last star – hello sexy I don't think anything will wash her stank off. she's musty looking
Re: JayPea – I agree! some of these people live on this site especially during the M-F workday. total losers lol
Re: Jezzebelle is Bold – HELL YEAH!
Loser!
Discount Electronics and Great Prices atxelectronics.com!!
Re: Farticus – Hey Farticus good to hear from you.How hard could it be to upload another topic?This site is lame as shit and it's always the same thing!!! over and over again.Rather boring!!
lame bitches. la loca shouldn't act that way, especially now that no one cares about her and she needs money to feed her gross habits cause i doubt she feeds herself food
Re: the last star – you know he's drunk out of his gay mind lol
What are you doing? I need to change my name and picture. Farticus is a joke gone bad. any suggestions?
I AM SO SICK OF YOUR HOMOPHOBIC AND ANTI-LESBIAN COMMENTS RE: L. LOHAN AND SAMANTHA.
I AM GOING TO START BLOGGING ABOUT YOUR HOMOPHOBIA AND START DRAWING ATTENTION TO YOUR MISOGYNISTIC, ANTI-LESBIAN AND CONSTANT HOUNDING OF THESE TWO LESBIANS.
YOU DESERVE SCORN FROM THE ENTIRE LGBT COMMUNITY, AND I AM GOING TO START HELPING YOU GET IT.
TOM IN SANTA MONICA…YOU WILL HEAR FROM ME AGAIN. THAT'S A PROMISE.
What about I 4 N I WHICH TRANSLATED MEANS.EYE FOR AN EYE.THATS COOL
Just washing clothes for tomorrow.
lo ho, looks terrible in that outfit, along with her sam man, especially since shes appearing for a club. we can see why they'd kick her out!
Re: perezishomophobic – Tom calm down. are you ok?
Re: Farticus – goodnight my friend.I'll catch you on thr rebound!! wet dreams!!Re: perezishomophobic – Hope ur feeling better just relax………………later
Re: the last star – you're so cute I need a sexier name
Sam, we all knew you were creepy, but the whole Storm from X-men thing you've got going on is taking the Creep factor to a whole new level!
Uhhh who cares about her? She's a moron… and she isn't red carpet worthy anyway.
Re: the last star – Hey sexy I changed to a name and picture that fits me
I have a hot ass Goodnight
perez ok my avatar! I have a great ass
Ugh, I'm sick of these clam bumbers….not to mention fire crotches' freckles! GROSS!
Why Lindsay after Rehab go back to her main source of Perico?? and The "Man takes her to all her Parties were she DJs? Why?, cause that skinny bitch just think of her fucking self! No respect for a person in recovery.She is using Lindsay, Por Favor, La Lohan can do anything , But cannot get fucking coke on her own!!!
*****RIP Lindsey Lohans Acting Career*****
i get ill looking at samantha ronson……. please somebody just make her go away already!!!!!!!!!
Lohan's leggings are soo trashy. They look like tights, for one thing! And really - leggings? Is it 1991? Her bra is showing through too - she needs to come back to Planet Classy - she'll have to go pretty far back in her mind (probably to "Parent Trap") to find it, but she's just — why is she famous now? They both look so unpleasant. Ick.
She may be a no-talent hack, but she's got nice legs.
i'm trying to think of what the pun with wright is, but there appears to be none!
you, sir, are a fucking moron!
rapamania.com
No one had ever heard of "Passions" until now. They should be happy Lilo gave them more than just a smile. She created "Controversy" here. Now we know about "Passions". They better pay her the $$$.
Re: Hot Buns – LOL - you're whoring yourself on a gossip site and you think I've got problems. Geez louise.
For fucks sake Perez - there is news going on in the world while you sleep/jack off/extricate yourself from Britneys arse.
For Gods sake Martha Stewarts dog got blown up in a propane disaster - hold the front page. LOL
Lindsay needs to do something with her hair,it's a fried disaster. A good cut, some lowlights, get rid of the excess orange. She needs to deep condition as well. But cut OFF some of those fried ends that are just getting longer and longer. Ugh.
She is not taking care of herself and it is showing in her eyes, her hair (which is raggedy) her skin, (pallor and mottled.) You are making a gollum out of yourself Lindsay. Congratulations for someone in their 20's to look like they're almost 45-ish. You're lookin' like a cheap hooker. If Britney can remake herself, honey, so can you. Just don't shave it all off, though, like she did.
Why does anyone take any of this chicks bullshit? When is the last time she put out a movie, a descent movie. Why does she get the movie star treatment when she's obviously too fucked up to get a movie done? Lindsay Lohan is sooooo over. Can't wait for the O.D.
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – Re: Lol Girl – i said he was trying, i didn't say he achieved it.. looks like chuck finally had his revenge though..nothing new for almost 18 hours. wonder if they'll ever find the body?
aww, disobey the contract did she ?
Re: Mike_Rotch – I know you were joking using those words together. Too funny!!!, and yes, it sure looks like Chunk Norris payed Mario a visit! Let's see what happens today.
learn some endurace!! chuck would've burried you alive, dig yourself out and post something new ya lathargic mofo!
Re: Mike_Rotch – There you go again-using two words that just don't go together- Mario and endurance! HAHA!
what a wash up. and on another note Man is fugly
This dumb and Tara Reid are a perfect example of how karma really does bite you in the ass. From being in A-list movies to being paid $25k to party at a nightclub. What a joke. Grow up Lindsay.
*This dumb twat.
Seriously you havent updated in more then a day!
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – We should dub today "OXYMORON DAY".. can't wait to see what insightful, intelligent posts perez comes up with.
hehe
Re: Hagdonna – no need to correct yourself. twat was a given.. love the nickname and avie btw.
So Mario,How many books did you sell this weekend?10-12-15?Keep up the good work!
Re: lolaxbunny – if that's the case.. then why did all my english teachers in high school and college force us to use alliteration in all the papers we had to write?? it also applies to words that begin with the same letter. look it up.
Re: Mike_Rotch – OXYMORON DAY!!! Sounds like a plan!
Wakey,wakey Mario
Anyone who says Samantha Ronson is not on drugs is fucking delusional. JUST LOOK AT HER! She has tweaked out eyes and always looks super paranoid and sick….like she has been up for days and hasn't eaten. I don't know how she can have the nerve to even be in the public spotlight like that…she must be delusional too.
WAKE THE FUCK UP PEREZ
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons… – Good morning sweetheart. How are you today? Why is mario neglecting us?
Re: Mike_Rotch – Oh good, I wanted to call Lindsay a dumb (c-word) but it won't allow it, so I had to go with twat. There are so many adjectives to describe her. I also tried to use the picture of Hagdonna's huge bush but it wouldn't let me either.
Re: [[Ninjas rule]] – I never said that everyone who wears a ring on the middle finger is a homo; all I am saying is that all the lesbos I know DO wear a ring on the middle finger. Calm down, I did not mean to offend you.
Re: yankees21 – Good morning! Mario can be so mean sometimes…..
Re: tomahawk – You know I think you are on to something with this one… I think Perez does have a problem with females in general. Its just like a gay man to always have something to say when a lady fucks up somehow, and its usually much more critical than anything that is said about another male. (I say this as a gay man btw) Look at how this man treats Vanessa Hudgins.. he constantly refers to her as Zac Efrons beard, or a troll, or he cleverly places the "Perez Hilton" image above her face in every photo. Regardless of what reason he comes up with, the real reason he hates her so much is simply because she is with Zac Efron. I think Perez in general is jealous of women because he is NOT ONE. I think his hatred for La Lohan is because on a level he wants to be her. He would love to be a coked out whore who does nothing and gets paid. Frankly I'm not so sure WHY he is so jealous… it seems he is halfway there.. minus the coke part lol… once that starts to happen we will know because he will inherit the "look" the rest of the snow queens have.
Sounds like a train wreck, if this is how it went down. Making a scene is self-indulgent and shows immaturity and a lack of self discipline, particularly if it interferes with your commitments, IMHO.
OMG wtf…ungrateful bitch! Isn't she having financial problems? Why would she fuck up such an opportunity plus any future invites from other clubs?
BTW I have that same exact top….and yes its a shirt! NOT A DRESS. Linds can't even afford pants apparently.
My question is why do you insist on covering her every single day? Look around…other sites and shows have cut her off realizing she is of no interest or consequence any longer. Expand your horizons and discuss other, more significant and interesting folks.
$$$ i know my city wasny payin that hoe 25000 to get all too hot for miami and shiiiiiit,
NEXT
who cares about her anymore…what the hell has she done lately?
Nasty bitch–I bet she smells like horse shit!!
Yeah, it's so awful to have to do something you've agreed to do.
I extremely love her even though she is lesbian.
Re: Koolsince1986 – What?
My day is now complete, I have caught up on the new adventures of Lilo and Snatch