Good Morning, Sunshine
Filed under: Kirsten Dunst
The Drunkst is back!
Please, put on your shades or you will be blinded by her beauty.
The alabaster goddess has returned to Los Angeles after an extended stay in London. On Thursday, she went to pick up some groceries at Whole Foods and then she probably went to the Valley to get her kitty waxed and for some anal bleaching.
It's all the rage!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Posted: August 30, 2007 at 10:10 am
She's so unpleasant it makes her ugly… UGH
that is very unfair; she looks special cause at least she's not fake just as all the other girls (fake tan, fake boobs, etc…) and if she's dressed like that it's probably cause she went to buy some food and didn't want to be bothered.
by the way perez your friend dita von teese is into not being tanned isn't she?! wonder what she looks like when taking off all the makeup, hairdo, beautiful dresses…
She is absolutely disgusting. Almost as homely as Perez herself…
Damn, looks like "Interview with a Vampire" had a more profound affect on her childhood than I thought.
dont these people have any style??????????i wonder can they wipe their own butts with out someone telling them
Why you so mean yo?
why do you hate kristen dunst so much?
I heard that anal belching is whats hot, just ask Andy Dick.
Yeah pull that dress down no one wants to see that nasty snatch of yours… she so gross ] ..you would think that someone with all that money would at least try and look like she didn't just roll out of her crackpiped filled bed!
she is so gnarly
This Whore is Nasty! Can we get her like 12 samichez?! And sum sun tan lotion, and I'm sure a lil' JESUS won't hurt.
SHE AND PALTROW LOOK LIKE EACH OTHER WITH THEIR SAGGY BOOB'S.
he is being sarcastic. I love her to death, but I don't know why she's been sporting that "I just don't give a fuck" look lately. I wish she would put a little more effort into her style.
I saw her on the street behind my work in NYC…
she's HOT!!! so fuck of Queenies!
I really wish she would eat a couple hamburgers,shes too skinny.
she'd look better if she just STOPPED SLOUCHING so much and didn't look so grumpy.
What is wrong with her…..she's pretty and so what if she is fair ..we all can't be orange…why do you pick on her perez??
I could never figure out how Kirstin Dumbst got to be a famous movie star. She is nothing to look at to put it mildly, is a flat, bland actor and doesn't seem to have much personality in real life either. I guess she's laughing all the way to the bank at being able to do so much with so little.
i certainly hope you're not implying that she needs to be more tan. because if you are….you're also implying that she should, and in turn others should, get skin cancer.
I think she looks great. Pale skin is beautiful. Not everyone wants cancer or to look like they've been rolling in mud. Kirsten, ignore the haters. Next time you see Perez you should spit in his face, he's a piece of shit!
White skin is beautiful, fuck skin cancer! I hope all you haters go to sunbeds everyday and get cancer ASAP so you can fuck off and die.
dang. this girl is like a boring piece of white bread…can't she at least smile and brighten us up that way? sheesh…homegirl needs some color…white is boring!
Skin Cancer??? She smokes like a chimney a little sun and a bra woul'nt kill this skank.
Banal comments get through….but not anything of merit.
She's simply hideous. Is it possible for a human being to be this ugly?
ugh ever herd of a tanning be man she does live in LA!
ugh ever herd of a tanning be man she does live in LA!
ugh ever herd of a tanning bed man she does live in LA!
Isn't it a shame that people can still criticize a person's skin color?
She seems like a dirty little ho-bag–like the American version of Sienna Miller (whom I also detest). She always looks like she needs a good shower. I haven't liked her since she was in INTERVIEW with a VAMPIRE. She also seemed like a demon seed. And she isn't attractive at all…what gives?
Yup, finally figured out why I don't like her: it's the slouch, the attitude generated by the posture and the inability to smile warm and personably. And those slitty little bitch eyes. Yup, that's it. Nothing to do with skin tone at all. But she still needs a shower!
SERIOUSLY WHORE—GET A FUCKING BRA
It's not the pasty-ness or the droopy tits that are alarming. It's her posture. Why didn't her mama teach her how to stand up straight?
get crucial. kirsten dunst is the motherfucking queen. perez, you need a new hobby and i think it includes ky jelly and the bathroom toilet.
she should be used as a piece of chalk.
come on , i like her just the way she is …:) team Kirsten
She looks like a walking corpse!
Dr Michael Baden was chasing her down the street!
unless she is on the red carpet,she always looks unhappy or bored…maybe spidey accidentally shot the wrong wad up her butt or maybe cartman gave her anal probe….
It's Ann Coulter!
Wow, I'm speechless, Hollywod can sure pick em!
oh my gawd, give her a 2piece and a busciut
What did Kirsten Dunst ever do to Perez? I think he only met her once and she was sweet and took a picture of him for a fan. I don't think she's ever marketed herself as beautiful, at least the girl has talent which is more than you can say for most of the people reported on Perez.
how does she even get cast in roles?! she is even uglier than clare danes.
I like Kirsten Dunst. Needs a trainer to help with her deteriorating posture tho, and atrophying muscles head to toe. Chest work will bring those puppies up…
its like a dead person is walking! and yea get some sun girl.
I wish she would fing stand up straight!!! WTF!! She always looks like she's in a bitchy mood. Yeah her life must really suck.
Perez you are so funny!!!!!!!!!!!! I love your site! It starts my day chico!!!!!!
It's not rocket science, people. Perez idolizes Paris.
Paris Hilton does NOT idolize Dunst, for reasons only she and her shrink would be aware of. God hope she isn't still upset by some SNL skit from years ago. LOL
No, I'd say it would have something to do with the fact that:
Kirsten has nothing to prove. She's been acting since she was 3, and in major films since the age of 11. She's made more movies than any other 25 year-old in Hollywood. She hasn't had a boob job, a nose job, or had her fucking teeth fixed. She's worked with some of the best in the business, and continually gets roles other *aspiring starlets* covet.
Of course she looks fucking bored in pictures. Hollywood is probably a boring, shallow place for someone like her - and she's been in and around it for 22 years. Seen her in an interview? She could give a shit what she says to reporters, or what the media publishes about her. She isn't Britney or Lindsay or Paris or Nicole. She's already made it. She has nothing to prove.
That's why she is bashed by gossip mongerers and young stars, alike. But I guarantee you - it doesn't fucking matter to her. She doesn't think on the level like that.
Here is the pciture of Ugly Dunst.
Drunkst has saggier tits than an 89 year great grandmother. Fuck her ugly ass with a dog's dong