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"Oh, Paul Rudd is dreamy. . . So one time I was fast asleep on the couch, and I just feel Paul and his gentle touch on my shoulder going, 'Hey, Jase, wake up. It’s time to wake up, buddy. Wake up.' And I slowly open my eyes, and Paul is standing there with his dick out. And he just gives me this weird, mischievous smile and walked out of the room."

- Jason Segel on his I Love You Man co-star Paul Rudd, to Time Out NY

Posted: March 11, 2009 at 2:10 pm

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80 comments to “Quote of the Day”

Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Homo's………
java_shop_gurl says – reply to this

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HOT!
sillytart says – reply to this

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haha.. they are AWESOME!!
OUT THEM ALL says – reply to this

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HAWT!!!!
ursaminorjim says – reply to this

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Yeah, I've had that dream before…
Baby-Bitch says – reply to this

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hawt…
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Ahahahahahaha…tres sexy!
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Re: ursaminorjim – MARIO HAS THAT DREAM EVERY MINUTE OF HIS LIFE…
karencarpenter says – reply to this

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…he was standing there with his dick out? Poor thing. It was immediately confused with a toothpick and prompty dismissed.
Jesskes says – reply to this

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GROSSSS
Kate27 says – reply to this

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That's kind of gay lol… Paul Rudd is awesome will love him till death… too bad he is married!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Finish the story.
Kate27 says – reply to this

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wonder how many times Piggy wanked reading and re reading this…
Lol Girl says – reply to this

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Gayness.
You're doing it right.
slooshy says – reply to this

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Just a publicity stunt for that new movie they are whoring around
Cheezees says – reply to this

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Paul Rudd is such a nobody. He's trying hard to get into the "Lame/Unfunny/30 Rockish/Seth Roganish/Junoish" genre that seems to be sweeping airheads these days.

Role Models? Played the fuck out.
gines says – reply to this

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my god i pray every day that paul rudd wakes me up with a gentle tap and there he is with his dick out.
Gemma182 says – reply to this

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Lol!
*Gigi* says – reply to this

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i enjoy this
newfiechic says – reply to this

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uhhh, that's not weird at all lol
Fuggit says – reply to this

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God, he's fucking hilarious. Paul Rudd is dreamy.
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – Hey grossfuse…hee hee 6 foot eh…..
Thats one tall Frau…… i like you even more now…..i think i know who you are now….. )
AgentGiggles. says – reply to this

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Straight men are so weird.
modaho says – reply to this

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I would let them gang bang me.
llllllllll says – reply to this

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N.O.W. T.H.A.T. I.S. J.U.S.T. G.R.O.S.S.
JLat23 says – reply to this

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love them!
yarely says – reply to this

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ahhh soo awesome hahahahaha
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery –
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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iiiiiiiiii
atonement_fan says – reply to this

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Paul Rudd is freaking hot and I find this to be funny.
adoptmeBrangelina! says – reply to this

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I
SpencerCherry says – reply to this

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thats so fucking hot lol
icanthaveameanname says – reply to this

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that's what i'm talkin' about……
livn4ctrattn says – reply to this

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LOL. I want to hang out with people like that!
dgoodness says – reply to this

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I saw a shirtless picture of Paul Rudd on RuPaul's blog… omg SOOO hot!!!!
adoptmeBrangelina! says – reply to this

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Paul Rudd could do the most digusting thing ever, and still be freaking hot.
BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons... says – reply to this

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LOL! Sounds like a deleted scene from Knocked Up!!!
WelshChick88 says – reply to this

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haha I love Jason Segal! So funny!
Dick Gozinya says – reply to this

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What a missed opportunity! Had I been asleep on that coach I would have blown his sox off!
gatewaydrug says – reply to this

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haha i love these two!! i'd totally have a threesome with them
stefystef says – reply to this

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Hahahahahaha, there's no love like Man Love.
blushy says – reply to this

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So effin hot.. Paul could do me any day
CRABBY APPLETON says – reply to this

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Actually, the original read like this: "….. standing there with his dick out, having taken all of a minute and a half to find it and then fish it out of the pubic cave it hiding in. I stifled a laugh, realizing that the mouth-stew from too much alcohol and cigarettes the night before actually makes for a toxic inhalation of breath. I decided that laughing at him would be more productive …"
HavierPotter says – reply to this

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oh !
that is too sexy !!
yummm…..
merrygo round says – reply to this

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haha "jase"
too cute. i am positive
this film will bring the LOLS
pinkhotluv says – reply to this

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We need video footage of this !
Beejo says – reply to this

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Its funny that you know white guys can do this to each other, as a joke, Just another thing that black folk could never enjoy like us white folks do! A black person would shoot another guy if he had this done to him! haha
Pucifer says – reply to this

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Silly Jason, Paul wants you to only PRETEND to be asleep when he puts his dick in your mouth!
barbbie8 says – reply to this

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hahahah that was really funny (:
GOSSIP HOG says – reply to this

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he left out the part where he…
redrory says – reply to this

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For real. I have definately had that luscious never want to wake up again dream. Wish I was having it now.
PUAinNYC says – reply to this

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Funny!
Stepy says – reply to this

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Id like a Jason Segel/Paul Rudd sandwich please.
PurpleDocs says – reply to this

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I've thought Paul Rudd was dreamy since Clueless…
Tlizzle says – reply to this

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i love them!
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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Funny. Good press for their new movie.
Cynniethepoohbear says – reply to this

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Re: Stepy –
I'll have what she's having.
Jamesy!! says – reply to this

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Paul Rudd is an adorable man.
Jennemz says – reply to this

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HAHHAH! Priceless!
Ms.Ems says – reply to this

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I love them
topper says – reply to this

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Jason Segel must be slow. I would've had it in my mouth faster than a trout after a fly.
KDIZZLL says – reply to this

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gay jews
ScarletsMine says – reply to this

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love both those guys they are amazing
Levlyb says – reply to this

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i bloody love those two human beings….geniouses! luv luv luv
mke girl says – reply to this

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just saw that movie last night and it was FUNNY!!! love them both! in fact, all the characters were totally awesome!
ix3perez says – reply to this

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love them and can't wait for the movie to come out…ANDY SAMBERG and rashida jones are in it too!!! love them as well:)
MeinAZ says – reply to this

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Jeeeeeeeze…What a true Luv story…this is touching and so endearing????
Do what you're gonna do but the world isn't impressed by people who can stick a d*ck in another or throw up their hands and squeal??? I Like All people but this is sad….
MeinAZ says – reply to this

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Jeeeeze…how romantic…how endearing…what a lucky guy, lol! Hey - the world is not really impressed with people who can stick their d*ck in others or throw up their hands and squeal.
AbbyRoad says – reply to this

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love them!!
AdryO says – reply to this

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Histerical
Apollo89 says – reply to this

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That was erotic
fuck you pay me says – reply to this

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so what he's saying is…
paul is gay
Fall_Out_Boy _Is_For_Lovers says – reply to this

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haha… i love paul rudd
EmilyT. says – reply to this

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lmao.

i love paul rudd.
he's pretty much my perfect man
abeatleaday says – reply to this

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hahaha
I LOVE these two. x
chimpsmirk says – reply to this

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that just makes my mangina quiver with delight!!
JenBunny711 says – reply to this

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Hahaha I love them!
I loved Paul since Clueless and the object of my affection…and The Great Gatsby!..Jason is great in how I met your mother….
Jonahs an ass and he can go away..lol..jk This has nothing to do with him but I will bring it up bc i met him and he was awkward and rude…Justin Long was supersweet though
xxjimmyxx90 says – reply to this

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they're are so gay i know it! fuck a bromance this is love fo sho! hahahahaha
Laxer says – reply to this

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I love Jason Segel…and Paul Rudd as well.
ninagibson says – reply to this

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hahahahahahaha! Paul and Jason are so funny! I can't wait to see this movie!