Miley Cyrus Is Hazardous To Your Health!
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Slutty Cyrus must have sprinkled some of her belly lint all over that shiz because Miley's Hannah Montana Chocolate Granola Bars have been recalled due to suspected salmonella contamination!!
Gross!
The Canadian recall was issued last week after discovering the granola bars contained peanut products that were part of the widespread peanut recall that hit the U.S. and Canada earlier this year.
Slutty was then seen at Katsuya on Sunday night requesting an order of salmonella sashimi.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: March 16, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Re: LaDiva – #84 LOL!!!your back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How is this even remotely her fault? Grow up Perez.
Re: LaDiva –
boring?
:] sweetheart, i understand that everyone has the right to voice their opinions but if you hate him so much then why sit here and refresh this page every 10 seconds waiting to lash out on him and everyone that enjoys this site?
you may think im boring but i think you're lame. you and your default.
im sure you're much prettier than that flick.
no drama here.
but if you can talk. i can talk too.
breathe easy.
Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry – #83 Thanks LUVY!!! I'm better than Mario… It must be that "time" *wink, wink* I can't believe the drama today!! I waited and waited for them to post that story, they got everything else from TMZ today but passed on THE best story EVER!!!! Do you suppose this means he kissed and made up with the Hulkster?
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I'm gonna dream about some BIG BLACK DICK and a HARRY BALSAC tonight, maybe I'll wake up tomorrow and my prayers will be answered!!!
Mario better watch his back door though, BBD found it open earlier!
Re: pabst – Ya crazy eh!! I 've still been keeping that beer for you! Lots in the barrel left!! Bridget[Veuve] was getting a little tipsy so she had to lay down.
Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry – haha….flying off the shelves
Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry – I'm sure he will grow up to be a fine Pirate Captain!!!!!Arghhhh!!!
FREE HARRY YOU PORKER
Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry – Hello there. I'm deeply saddened by these recent events. I've been a bit low lately and when I read Harry's comments on the Twilight porn post, I laughed so hard I cried and now P has ruined it. NOT happy
F R E E H A R R Y Y OU F U C K
PORKIE IF I CAN GUARANTEE YOU GETTING TO LICK PEANUT BUTTER OF ZEFFRONS COCKIE WILL YOU FREE HARRY?
Re: pabst – was that the final straw….i'm so bummed i missed out on it
someday my comments will be read!
Re: LaDiva – i would love to see that!
if you don't like perez, then why the fck are you on here?
Re: Sensitivity – (#107) LOVELY, thank ye.
Re: mamajud – Am just about to order one right now - do you deliver to the land Down Under????
the problem is why u buy anything with her face in it.
Re: careless – Is is past someone's bed time????????
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miley is fucking 16 years old - STILL A CHILD - lay off her Perez, its becoming so so so so so so so boring!!!
Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry – i don't see why not!
Re: mamajud – No I don't think that was the final straw, I guess it was something this AM. I missed it too.
Re: Sensitivity –
You said you were at work!!! Are you imbibing while working?
she should know whats going into her products and stuff. If she wants to be and look like a dumbass, shes doing a fucking good job!
Re: aj – i read them………my heart goes out to ya sweetie…..you two had a nice little thing going
Re: Veuve Clicquot – ya but I'm just warming up.Its my friday so to speak!!Arghhhh!!
Re: mamajud – I like your designs.
hahah she didnt make them
she wouldnt risk getting her spoiled slutty hands in choclate
look how skinny she is
she eats like an apple a day and thats it!
miles had nothing to do with that ,she is not slutty,you are perez
Perez - What is your fucking problem!!!!
Censorship is NEVER okay!!!
The right to free speech is one of the rights that Americans still have left and you think that you can take that away from someone!!!
If that was the case then your "little website" would have been shut down AGES ago!!!!
Quit Banging on your High Chair, put on your Big Boy Pants, grow a pair of Balls and STOP THE CENSORSHIP!!!!!
Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry – hello
well mario…..you proved what a nasty pansie you are today….like we didn't already know it…….you have officially become too big for your britches…….i am grateful that you are no doubt cursed with a needle dick…..so that teddy's treatments don't leave him bloodied……………….nighty night lovers and haters!
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Re: mamajud – Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry – It says they ship to Austrailia. I'm going to order one too. The black long-sleever w/the "colors" design. I'm in the US, let's see whose arrives first
Re: mamajud – SAVE TEDDY!!!!!
Re: mamajud – Just checked and if I'm happy to wait 10-14 days it only costs $4 for shipping - pretty cool.
BRB - got me some shopping to do. LOL
Re: mamajud – thanks! Im exhaused. Been on the cause all day! lol
Re: aj – If he was a racist or a spammer he would be allowed to roam free on here.
are you dense!!! these site is based on drama, and vag shots so go back to church. by the way la diva pic is looking way better than yours huh!
Re: mamajud – B4 you go - the spaghetti strap top - it says Jr - is that only boys and girls sizes????
Re: mamajud – Your next range will have to be "Save Harry"
Re: Sensitivity –
LOOOOOVE the new Avie!!
Hah, we sell those at my store, and I always comtemplate getting one on break. Just so you know, it's most likely not only the HM ones, they have cars and Disney Princess's ones too.
But shut up perez, Miley didn't make or package these bars.
If anything it's the company that's hazardous.
Miley is anything but. She's cool.
Re: AJ: For some reason rhino won't let me reply to you. I said if Harry were racist or a spammer he'd be able to roam free on here.
hey Perez, you still haven't gotten over it yet? I went to work came back and the ban still on SAD SAD, didn't britney add you to her tour, after the fact that you said she was tralier trash and her kids should be taken away and she should die. Perez I've on this site for years now and you're the biggest shit giver out there and when so one come to your turf and u can't take it, It's BAN! That's a cheap shot, grow some and fight back and don't hide but unban them!
OMG get a hobit perez…how is dis her fault is not like she made d DAM bars…GOD save ur soul perez i'll be praying 4 u ;P
Re: PixieDust and Beer – Hey Pixie Grrl - hows all the duhrama. LOL Cold beers for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my first post was to MissBehavin' because apparently ppl don't like to be commented on well I'll do it anyway!!!!
Re: PixieDust and Beer – Thanks dear and lots of beer left for ya! We will celebrate Harry's return!! One way or another I'm confident he will be back better than ever!!
Re: Veuve Clicquot – Hey there (o:
I seen the racist kids get more airtime here and not get bloc? Wassup wit that ?
Re: aj – It's OK mate - we'll have you two reunited quick smart. (o:
re Jubilee - Im guilty by association. I can not respond to others posts as well. But I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU GIVE IT UP PORKIE! Let my boy free!! "I always fell like somebodys watching me" - Rockwell featuring Michael Jackson. lol
roflmfao, what an idiot :p
and hey you freaky slutty cyrus lovers, you KNOW perez is gonna trash talk this whore, so why even bother coming on here? -.-
fucking idiots.
Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry –
Hey Mistress - just logged on and had to go back a few pages to find out what was up. Damn Perez!!
Now I definately need a Beer!!
(Perez - Thanks for giving me a legit reason to toss back a few) LOL
Re: mamajud – Design suggestion - Mario's face with the words "Queen of all Douchery" - although I think we could all come up with better. In honour of Harry - lets hear anti-Mario T-Shirt suggestions. The best one wins a Free Teddy shirt. LOL
Jubilee
Perez won't let me respond to you but I just wanted to say that truer words were never spoken - spammer/racist
Re: mamajud – I'm sure he banned Harry because Harry's quips and comebacks are first grade whilst P-Fatty struggles for the laughs with his lame comments.
Although instead of banning Harry he could have just stolen his work like he does with everyone else. LOL
Dear Mario, is it because you know you can never ride Harry's pole thats made you such an asshole?
I don't like this little bitch either but damn dude you're grown ass man why are you hating on a 16 year old so hard?
Re: PixieDust and Beer – C'mon gorgeous - you dont reaaally need an excuse do ya? LOL
Re: aj – You did great today!!
Re: mamajud – Damn - like a silver phantom sylph you've disappeared again. LOL
Re: Hmm.. Where is BBD and Harry?? – hmmm I already did
but I'll do it again!
Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry –
Did you see a post today that had a photo of Perez walking with Lady Gaga, and Peres has Gaga'a hair bow on top of his head and a huge double chin?
Re: Sensitivity –
I think i'll start "Practicing" now to insure that I am in Top Form for Harry's triumphant return!!! - LOL
Re: Sensitivity – arrrrrrrrr me thanks you!
shut up and leave the poor girl alone already. it's pathetic that you're jealous of a little 16 year old girl.
Re: PixieDust and Beer – (#155) Icy delicious PABST. Sweet Jesus!!!
Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry – #158 Agree! That sums it up nice!
Re: careless – i'm here bc i feel like it so shut the fuck up. if u dont like my comments then ignore them or move the fuck on… this goes for # 105 comment too. ya bitches need to swallow my knob n then choke on it….
Re: pinkhotluv – (#145) It's a TRAVESTY!!!
LETTER LADY GAGA
Hey guys, if you are interested in making a letter to gaga, please do so before the 21st!
I'll need your submissions by the 21st, at the LATEST!
you can email me your submissions to fadingspark_@hotmail.com and I will print them out in full color. the size of the letter is to not exceed the normal sheet of paper dimensions (8.5"x11") but you can include multiple papers, if you have drawings or poems etc for her.
be sure to include your name and country.
again, write anything you want her to read! how you feel about her music, your thoughts etc etc ANYTHING. include poems, your favourite pictures! anything!
get to it
Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry –
I just figured that Perez had to be good for something and the only thing I could come up with was a reason to have a few Beers.
I always try to find the good in everybody and that was it for Perez - LOL
DID YOU KNOW? Mario's search for the spotlight, before he was Perez, was a 2001 VH1 show "Flab to Fab", a weight loss makeover show.
Re: Veuve Clicquot – #165 LOL!! that was way too much I'm still trying to recover my vision!!
I'm off to bed. Got me a lil harry on the mind. HARRY, YOU COMPLETE ME. Ive got my taco wrapped up tight in tin foil. hehehehe night night guys. Keep on keepin on.
Re: Hmm.. Where is BBD and Harry?? – 1st. I am a grown as woman. 2nd. is is??? yeah, go to school and learn your grammar.
Re: LaDiva delivers KO fatalities – it's hard to ignore them when most of the comments are from you.
Re: PixieDust and Beer – #166 LOL!!me too.Time to head home and sample a few. I will get some pabst this time and hoist a few for you ladies and Harry!! Arghhhhhhh
Re: LaDiva delivers KO fatalities –
"ya bitches need to swallow my knob n then choke on it"
your knob?lmao
REAL classssssy
Re: careless – blargh blargh blargh
You are really scarily obsessed with the girl aren't you Perez? seriously grow the fuck up and find a new hobby because this one is getting old.
Re: aj – Maybe you should try douching with Fiji water and fresh mint.
Re: aj – harry is closer than you think, Love Muffin!
Re: careless – and Misbahaving! You ywo just like perez cause he bashes Miley. Thats why you are here. Now take a hike!
Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry – Re: Sensitivity – Re: Hmm.. Where is BBD and Harry?? – Re: mamajud – harry thanks you all for your support! Mario, EAT A DICK!
Re: Sensitivity – I am off now for a few. The tide is high!!Arghhhh!! PEREZ SUCKS!!!!!!
Re: Sensitivity – (#186) soooo sad
Re: Big Black Dick –
Glad that you're back!!! You and Harry have obviously been missed!!!
Oh and why don't you tunnel your way out of Lady GaGa's ass and look in the damn mirror, famous because you like to sit on the computer all day and report on everyones lives but your own what an amazing person you are Perez.
Re: Sensitivity –
awe thats not true
i like that he bashes lily allen and jennifer aniston too, love!
and no i think ill stay
Re: mamajud – How dare you say I have a little dick and I stick it in Teddy!!! Well you're half right!
Re: Miss D.m.C. – Just to clear things up…I am big Lady GaGa fan but when Perez likes someone he clings to them like shit clings to a blanket.
Would everyone stop talking about that bastard Harry!! He is such a meanie and all does is pick on me ALL DAY LONG!So what if I'm a dick grabber and lonely fudge packer, it my site and I'll do what I want bitches! Keep fucking with me and I'll get Lady Gaga to go all Chris Brown on your asses! PH
Re: LaDiva delivers KO fatalities – 171.. LOL.. "swallow my knob"…
Re: Britney Bitch – shes not a little girl.
shes 16 not 6.
Re: ERNurseM – for christs sake im sick of people calling her a kid and a child!
shes fucking 16 not 6!
Re: careless – #178 " – 1st. I am a grown as woman. 2nd. is is??? yeah, go to school and learn your grammar."
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Pot, meet kettle.
Hmmmmm, I guess we all make mistakes now don't we? You don't want to mess with me dear, the end result WILL be hazardous to your psyche…
Need help on that last word? dictionary.com Darling!
And, it wasn't technically an error in grammar, it was typographical, you can look that up too if you need.
Oh, sorry I forgot, you're a grown AS woman…
Hey Pork Butt, suck my harry bals!
Re: pabst – Hey Pabst, can you send a couple of those cold ones this way? I just ran out of Patron………..
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!
lol drama! i don't like slutty either and if these people don't like your articles then they should go bitch elsewhere.