Robert Pattinson Is A Dirrrrrty Boy
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This really is no big surprise, but sources from the set of Twilight and New Moon say that hottie Robert Pattinson isn't fond of showering.
In fact, "He stinks. I mean, it's awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy."
What a dirty boy - literally!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: March 24, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Gross, he smells like culo. No thank you very much.
ewwwwwie!
heck, i have a poor sense of smell.
i probably shower a hundred times more than him
but i wouldn't notice he stinks, unless it is that bad
eh whatever still gorgeous
he probably smells almost as bad as mario does after fucking teddy, with all his fat rolls rubbing together . . .
Who cares? He's still H-O-T HOT!! Yeppers. Mmmmm good.
while that doesnt surprise me, i imagine the smell of beer and cigs oozing from his pores is a small price to pay for some hot dirty sex with R-Patz
Re: Veuve Clicquot – Umm wow. Okay…
Yes, because the most important thing for the world to know about is Robert Pattinson's personal hygiene…never mind the fact that he sustained a serious head injury on the set of New Moon today…
Ok bitch he is fucken sexy anyway! Plus I luv a man who can be dirty!
Cleanliness is next to vampireness.
Why is this a surprise? From the mere fact that he said his long, greasy, matted hair style (during promotion of Twilight), was the result of not washing his hair for weeks, you know he's a fucking pig. And to me, he is NOT cute. His teeth are yellow, he's pale, and he has a protruding forehead. The pic above does him justice, but in 95% of his others, he's damn ugly.
i wouldnt mind smelling him all day
Not bathing is a deal breaker for me. I've done the dirty boy thing and I'm so over it. If one can't eek out a shower at least twice a week—NEXT!!!
I don't care, not showering can be fixed.
He's still gorgeous as ever!
Nothing manlier than a guy not showering every day and having that certain smell! mmmmmm, rawr!
So he's an idiot and a crappy actor. What makes him different from Zacquisha? Broaden your horizons Perez. isn't there someone you're obsessed with who has just a hint of intelligence or a morsel of acting talent? These days I'm so bored reading your pages I may just start going to Eonline.
I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER THAT WOULD STOP ME FROM HITTING THAT OR NOT. PROBABLY NOT!!!!! HOTTIES LIKE HIM CAN BE CLEANED! UGLY IS FOREVER!
Who is this so-called 'source'. Probably RPattz himself trying to cut down the number of tween female fans. Not gonna happen buddy - you're effing hot and as long as you don't adhere to the 4 day underwear rule I'm game.
erm, i'm from england and i shower daily. where are these rumours coming from that suggest people from Europe don't shower daily? hmmm
I would cuddle with him any day even if he stinks…But don't think it's true tho. Mean people spreading rumours =D
For everyone who would still fuck him….if he smells, his dick smells. his balls smell. his asshole smells. his pits smell. he probably has a smegma outbreak. *VOMITS*
thats pretty gross…
i am actually watching the twilight commentary now, and he has a great personality.
even though he may not shower a lot, he is superrr sexyy
lol…yea thats pretty damn gross
Ill shower with him and show him how its done! Who freakn cares!~Hes smoking hot hot hot!!
I'm probably like the only person who doesn't find this guy hot, aren't I?
I'm sorry, but he looks dirty and not in a good way!
Taylor Lautner is the hotter Twilight Heartthrob by FAR!
they said the same thing about mr high school musical, its bs!!!
ugh. lies lies and more lies.
read this on eonline a couple hours ago and didnt believe the full article that was there. its ridiculous; is there nothing true enough out there to be written about.
Geeeee-ross!!
i love dirty boys!!!!!!!!!!
So what if he doesn't like to shower? I mean not a lot of people do! So I would suggest people to give him lots of cologne or something. Besides his fans can't smell his stink through the screen! So why should we care?
Vampires don't shower…DUHHH!
Love him anyway!
*Rolls Eyes* Like anyone cares we'd all still fuck him even some of the stright guys and most of the girls that say they wouldn't YOU SO WOULD
I'll take him stinky. Yum. I like a dirrrrty boy.
Americans are just obsessed with showering.
that actually makes him a little less attractive but he's still super hottttt
Re: LemonFart – smegma is more of a build up, not an out break.
Who give a flying rat fuck if he smell or not. Everybody smell for fuck's sake! Hell I smell. You smell! The person next to you smell! Hey Rob, sorry Perez is just an idiot!
leave him alone
its so cutee.!!!!
oh my god. blatant lies. of course the man showers. jesus.
ew that is soo groty!!! i hate when someone walks by me and i get that huge wiff of b.o., ugh i see why people are mad! he is so hot and not showering is just disgusting…but thats ok ill throw him in my shower =] !!!!
he does, just not his hair! i don't know why he just doesn't wash his hair at the same time… but i don't care, hes a sexy pie!
That's just gross and not cool. It takes five minutes to shower! If your going to be working with people you should at least have the respect to shower. Not to mention when you don't shower shit builds up in certain places…yuck!!
I read the article on E Online. It also mentioned a few other actors…Brad Pitt as one of them…I don't believe it…I think Angelina would have a problem if Brad was dirty. Why not mention that Robert was hurt on the set of New Moon. A wind storm and a sign hitting him in the back of the head. It knocked him on the ground and they stopped filming for the day. Get the scoop on that story Perez.
Why do hot guys think they can go on without showers!? I just don't get it! SHOWER BOY!
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Perez, you should know better than to put up such lies!!! Hiss!
LMFAO. okay. first i think that this might be a joke by like kirsten stweart or someone, because in GQ ( like babyM said) he said that he said that as a joke once and now everyone takes it seriously and he said that he finds it funny, but he doesnt care. so someone on set probaly said this because they thought it was funny, or this is false. please i saw them all at twilight at much, my friend touched him, i was 2 feet away from him the only thing he seems like is hot sex;)
also. that thing about him buying hes clothes off a bum? it wasnt a bum it was someone less founture then him. that could a) mean a bbum but im sure as a joke because he has to see the artical before its published. or b) meaning that he doesnt dress like a over rated celebrty smelling like leather. It could just be saying, he doesnt care about being famous, just doing what he loves, and its not going to change the way he asks dresses, or baths
and im sure every girl that loves him.. is fine with that 
Perez, I don't care, he's still smokin' hot and SEXAYY!!
Dirty needs shower!!!!!!!!!!!!=] Who wants to give him a bath!?? I DDOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
and have dirty love after!=]
LOL@ these comments they make my day!!!!! Side note* That's just who he is, the end.
Yo, Perez!! Gives us some sightings of Rob in Vancouver. God knows you've done the same (to a sickening degree) with Angelina Jolie.
i like em dirtyyyyyyy =]
i couldnt care less. i still love him.
I just read the article again from E Online. Did you read the comments below from people who had met Robert in Vancouver. They said they were close enough to say he did not smell. Read the whole story. Get all the facts.
Stinky? Not a problem - I'd just douse his peen with some febreeze and that hot bitch would be good to go!
who is this douche
I don't know if I believe that. I would think, if he did, Kristen would say something to him because she has to be so close to him. (for the first part of the movie anyways)
HAHA, nobody cares.
they`d still screw him
in a heartbeat.
…ARE WE SURPRISED ABOUT THIS??
he fucking looks like he stinks
and i don't see what's attractive about him
he doesn't want this fame, obviously.
he hates twilight
and he's not gonna change his bohemian lifestyle just b/c he's got some fame
lol
Ehh. He showers but not that often. I mean hes still fucking sexy but he might want to shower more than 5 times a week while hes filming movies.
I would wash that stink right off of him!!!!! Anyway, this is all probably a bunch of bullshit.
This is probably not true, although he looks like he need a good bath. For all of you who say you'd fuck him anyway. All I have to say is ewww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
idc!!! i still love him and his stinch!!!!
sounds like yet another load of lies…
who is that quote even from?!
god the fascination w/ this boy makes me sick…what a douche bag. maybe if everyone got to smell him they wouldnt be so infatuated!!
Maybe he goes through phases, because I was lucky enough to meet him a couple of months ago, and I stood next to him to take a picture, he didn't stink. He smelled a little like soap mixed with cigarettes. Definitely NO B.O.
He should hang out with Michael Stipe, then. When I stood in line next to him at a local store, he was so bad I moved back a few places.
Wow, Perez! Figures you'd start turning on Rob sometime soon. You always turn on your favorites. I've met the dude, and he didn't stink then. He's still as hot as ever.
Besides, I'm not trying to smell him, I just like looking at him
ooooooooooh i could live with thatt
Who gives a shit? It narrows down my competition!
Wouldn't be surprised. While people were oohing and ahhing over him, i said he looked like a bum and a drunk or druggie. Stink is NOT sexy unless you stick too.
He's European, nuff said. I still think he is FINE ass FINE.
Wouldn't be surprised. While people were oohing and ahhing over him, i said he looked like a bum and a drunk or druggie. Stink is NOT sexy unless you stink too.
Re: iHEARTjoeJONAS – dude i soo agree with you maybe hes scared to bathe alone all he has to do is come and get me and ill get him use to to bathin lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll lick him clean any day.
But I bet he's reading this and thinking "Damn, I better go shower"..not!
Wow. For a man who barely showers, he sure looks good all the time.
Well its a good thing we just have to look at him and not smell him like they have to… I guess sucks to be them?
Robert Pattinson doesn't take a shower. A shower takes a Robert Pattinson.
so, he's got about 3 scenes in the whole film. enough time for him to stink around? though i agree he often looks filthy. so what? better than a boy who looks as if his favorite showergel has a strawberry scent.
he didnt smell bad when i met him.. i would have noticed.. and i dont wana break ur heart girls and guys but seriously hes not THAT hot in real life.. i know.. i was obsessed with him the obsession died when i met him.. oh well
Re: JoeJonasluver – I agree with you.He is so ugly
JONAS FTW!
Joe>>>>>>>>>Rob
Re: Leahishot – lol not bad
Haha I love it…he's like me I hate showering as well. Yeah I should probably be ashamed for saying that, but oh well it's not like people go around smelling me oh and I do wear lotions and deodorant. And I do shower when I have time haha and I would shower with him any day.
www.365hangers.com
Zac+Rob= perfect couple . LOL
I would get dirty with him anyday!
who gives a fuck?!
Europeans are known for being a lil dirty
Re: LemonFart – hahaha thats funny!
i agree BO is a huge turn off. if its really strong like walking by some old man in a grocery store. i almost vomit!
But Rob is so gorgeous!
you and I can have a bubble bath together anyday!
Oh come on Mario? You actually believe this crap?
I can only see this being true if he's using it as a self-defense mechanism to scare off the 15 year old fan girls that are stalking him…
And who cares if the guy doesn't shower and smokes? It's his body… you can do what you like to yours and he has the same freedom with his own…
I can't seem to understand how this is big news :S
Celebrity news at its finest.
Re: Leahishot – haha i soo love that !!!!
Nothing like the smell of "frumunda" cheese.
Re: ashiiiex –
Well I don't think people will like it if we bring Joe into this, but at the same time, Rob did jokingly say, I fucked Joe Jonas ,so he is relevant, and yes I totally agree!
But not only Joe, but SO MANY OTHER GUYS are hotter than R-Pattz.
If he wasn't Edward Cullen, no girl would love him this much.
Its the truth, because people were mad when he was casted but now everyone except for some of us are like do me Rob! I personally think he's not hot at all, and his grungy dirty look is nauseating!
i don't care i still love him. dirrty or not he is still drop dead gorgeous!
I'll convince him to shower when he sees me get in it
Oh so sad. He's so hot, I think I'd just put nose plugs in! LOL! U think they'd make him shower. Huh, I'd still f*** him.
Ummmm i think I'd still fuck him!! just a quicky tho!
Lol! I'm sure people wouldn't mind how badly he smells. It's those Tommy Lee-like, smelly bad boys that attract the pretty girls (and guys. Right, Perez?)
YOU JUST FIGURED THAT OUT?? ITS HOTT AND HE IS SO BRAVE.. TO PUT THAT OUT IN THE OPEN WAS VERY RISKY. AND HE DOES SHOWER JUST WASHES HIS HAIR EVERY 4 WEEKS OR SO. HE ADMITS THAT HIS HAIR SOMETIMES GETS DISCUSTING. ADN WE A,L LOVE HIM FOR HIS MESSY HAIR RIGHT??? I LOVE YOU ROBERT PATTINSON
Dumb rumors…seriously. I watched Twilight with the audio commentary and he seems like he's such a fun, sarcastic, and down to earth person! I love that he can make fun of himself! I bet he'd be so fun to hang out with! and seriously Perez, even though there are many websites reporting this so-called "news"..you didn't have to join in…especially when there's not even a name to your "source".
I doubt thats true.
Yeah, ppl listen to babyM. has ANYONE read his GQ interview?!?! he said that everyone lies about his hygiene. I mean, anyone on the set who doesn't really like him could say this and pull it off as legitimate. i don't think its true.