Robert Pattinson Is A Dirrrrrty Boy
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This really is no big surprise, but sources from the set of Twilight and New Moon say that hottie Robert Pattinson isn't fond of showering.
In fact, "He stinks. I mean, it's awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy."
What a dirty boy - literally!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: March 24, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Love you r-pattz!
do you think he washes his mouth?… now that's a deal breaker
Who the fcuk cares if he's gorgeous? He could be an asswipe. I hear he isn't, tho.
THAT PROVES THAT HES A REAL MAN
NOT LIKE ZAQUISHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LOVE ROBERTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
he's just trying to keep everyone away!..even the movie crew must lust after him..
its complete bollocks and id still do him regardless!
I think he's freaking gorgeous, and I really doubt he stinks haha. I'll take him any day!
That's ok.. I still don't care..hes so BELLO, BELLO, BELLO (beautiful, handsome…) …. those eyes, his mouth, the theeth, the neck, ahhhhhh!!! the beard shadow…….ORGASMIC…even with the PU!!!!!!!!! lve HIM…. from PUERTO RICO
WHO FU** CARES IF HE STINKS, HE'S GORGEOUS!!!
i swear i could lick his nasty body jajajaja
wake up fat ass……..old news
Re: megacola – Well said.
Please. This is a running joke. He's been quoted in an interview stating how he likes the "musky" smell.
I would be blessed to give that man a shower
or we can just stay dirrrrty together
I don't care I love him anyways!!!
I don't believe that…but even so - he's still secksay!
i will shower him and then do him. lol.
im so sexist . ;P
Re: Jasper Says Relax – lol i love your sn. haha
i dont believe it! haha i wouldn't actually care! haha i could live with the "stench"! :]
hahaha So european of him! If he needs a shower i can take care of that any day! lol Luv ROB!
Re: babyM – yea i know, people obviously didnt read what he said about his hygiene!!!
i'll take him stinky any day
OOH MY ! i dont givva fuhk if he's dirty ! id still do him anyday ! but geez, everyones obsessing over this dude ! he was a fuhking LOSER in his younger days, he didnt even act that good in TWILIGHT! id give him a 5 in that movieee. and plus they just made him look good. in person he's ugly.
I'd give him a good ol hand washin.
maybe he is maybe he is not .. anyway he is gorgeous.
…eew! He won't win Kristen over like that!!!
I heard the same thing about ZACH EFRON!!! SMELLY BALLLLSSSSS STUCK TO HIS LEG! LOL
Do we really care if he takes a bath or not…none of us are going to be around him anytime soon so why should we care what he smells like…we dont have smell-o-vision yet so its all good till then…what we should care about is if he can act or not…and the jury is still out on that one.
i will take him anyway he comes. yum.
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Okay, EWWWWWWW……..
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So What. He can rub his stink all over me !
I think he is just trying to turn people off…So they can leave him alone!!!! Sorry Rob!!! Not going to happen any time soon!!!
What the hell!!!!!!!!!??????????
He has always looked smelly and dirty to me. There's probably 5 year old bits of food hidden in those massively thick and stupid eyebrows.
can't say i think he's as sexy as everyone claims
who cares?!
he can get away with that stuff…
such a hottie
who cares! he's still hot! if he doesn't want to shower then it's his choice! i'd still do him!
omg i love him.
He's so hot and charming he could do anything… but I do doubt he smells as bad as they say… now Kristain Stewart… She just stinks because of her attituted… I mean common, Bella and Edward made her a front house name… show some RESPECT!
i dont believe it!! and reguardless hes yummy
so, let s see…"sources from the set" say this? Well, maybe some male who s very very JEALOUS of Patterson s attractiveness? Can it be?
It s quite popular among young women as well to try and say some ugly nasty but still UNTRUE things about their rivals od whom they are ENVIOUS!
barf
344 comments of people saying I don't care how much he smells I'll still fuck him make 345
ROB DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU SMELL I'LL STILL FUCK YOU
LOVE A DIRTY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!
thats gross…..
hasnt he seen those ax commercials????
guys with greasy hair is a turn off!!!
hahahahha
hes still handom
Re: AllieC2006 –
QUOTE: ell he IS from EUROPE and they are rumored not to shower daily.. but perhaps all he needs is a girl like me who likes to do fun things in the shower with him ahhaa one night w/ me in a shower and he will LOVE them!!! ..
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Alley, I really wonder WHERE you get your astounding information on EUROPE from?! (by th eway, "Europe" consists of MANY very much DIFFERING individual countries! I wouldn t say, for example, Germany would have much in common with lets say POLAND or Eastern Europe countries or Greece!)
I bet you ve never even BEEN there! We DO shower once, mostly twice a day, and, just imagine, even use deodorants! The only thing we do not do, contrary to what you highly NEUROTIC and HYSTERICAL American women do, is to desinfect, fumitize and sanitize our bodies!
Who cares! He's Delicious!!
WOW, THAT'S JUST EMBARRASSING! smh
WHO CARES!!!!!! Robert pattinson is perfection. besides the smell. but its cool i can work with that.
what is the fascination people?! dirty smackhead…next he'll be seeing kate moss. MOVE ON!
whatabout TAYLOR LAUTNER!? who looks like the only hot, sane member of that cast.
i still love him!!
R u grindin?… www.grindmodeconnect.com
YUMMY!!!! I could not get enough ever!!!!
stupid rumors
I have a large bathtub.
Cool! I don't shower either.
359 comments so far because Robert Pattinson didn't shower??? Lol… however I guess I just joined the bandwagon. By the way influenza + an overdose on cough syrup + two nights no sleep = an actually slightly fun experience
okay, even tho i love him an shit, thats really a turn off.
Perez… who didn't know that? He's mentioned it in like, every single interview since before Twilight was out.
Still love him. xD
this is all rubbish….
perez, i can't believe that you'r promoting this stupid rumor's :-0
just leave the guy alone!!!
this hunk is a stinker. but who cares about roumors. so what if he don't take showers. just look at those eyes. wow….
What did you expect? If he looks like a foot he smells like one
that's a little disturbing….. but he's still hotness though
disgusting!!!! if u r fast it takes 5 minz to have a shower…
and still, i was reading the comments and many of you think its zeeexxxyy..???
That's nasty.
Team KSTew
I like it. I dont care.
ANyways so what
WHen you are too clean and a guy that means something weird too like you like to live in a bubble
i what it would take for all these girls to stop drooling over dirty boy?? he would probably have to chris brown a bitch to get them to be turned off by him. oh wait no, they might like a good beat down if its from RPATZ though!! god. i don't get the obsession with him…
oh & for the record– zac efron is cute! i agree with perez totally.
00oooooo who cares
oh who cares it just makes him even more hotter and alluring to me he smells absolutely wondefull love ur R patz :0 x
Ewwww
yawn… still no update….
No problem, we will wash him!
)
His talent and his humor are worth it.
Whatever…still the most delightful man around
YUMMY
so yeah everyone keeps talking about his GQ interview… which pretty much sealed the fact that He's Gay.. sad but true ladies esp. the part where he was crying to his dog about "thinking" his g/f at the time was cheating on him. He even admitted that he wasn't that upset about it he was just doing it for show… oh and he so has a crush on Joe Jonas haha
ahhh …whatever …I still love him
im sure he does shower just another stupid rumour hes absolutely god like in every way so he cant have any faults so who cares either way lolxx
Oh Please!!!!! if the guy did stink, I'm pretty sure his cast mates are comfortable enough to tell him so….. So what if he did? he's freakin Robert Pattinson…….JEESShhhhh… U got that from E News didn't u perez….UNRELIABLE SOURCES!!!!! whoever this source is a complete ASS and just an RPATZ hater!! I wonder how much they paid him to say stupid shit like that…LOSERS!!! I LOVE YOU ROB PATTINSON
Re: Duckie – LOL
Re: brandidid – that is the weirdest theory about someone being gay I have ever heard!!!!!!!!!!! LAME!!!!!!!!! He is so NOT gay!!!! SENSITIVE GUYS DO EXIST and he may not have loved that girl very much and couldn't find a way to break it off or didn't want to be mean about it!
I'd like to volunteer my assistance should at any point he like to shower. With me.
I likes'm down'n'dirty!!!
I wouldn't mind that, even if it were truth, which I doubt
lol english ppl never shower. he looks pretty dirty ad ragged all the time anyway so this is hardly surprising xD
Re: AllieC2006 –
your an asshole. stop stereotyping europeans.
ok, so you americans are all fat? yeah! shut up!
I read this last night and it's still the first one I see this morning. I'm thinking Perez has had crappy gossip recently and there has been very little comments. No one has died so lets go find something to get everyone all worked up about. He knows R Pattz is popular on his site so he went and put up a story that will get all the R Pattz fans all worked up. 387 comments so far on a rumour that R Pattz smells. You must be proud Perez, you got people commenting on your site because of a stupid rumour. Now get some real stories!
Re: electrifried –
Since whem do English people never shower?
I am Scottish but still England is like my sister country, dont take the piss. Ive heard people saying the French dont wash, but never England. Are you just making shit up now? DICK!
I am so sick of seeing this guys face everywhere … I was in a bookstore and they had these plastic watches and his face is on it
yuck
give it a rest
Haha!
That means he is STILL Single!
YAY
I'm so over your site. Your posts are old and lacking. You "fame" is hurting your rep… get over yourself Perez and get to work!
how is everybody today? not talking ’bout prezzy. must be off whoring himself somewhere, after all, he is a legend in his own mind. so, think patty there is still gay? most gays care about hygiene….. wait, I am on this site….strike that… are we going to have to update this site again? so, what did prezzy do last nite? open a concert? place his books in the clearance bins? try out new moves in front of the mirror and teddy?
Awe Rob your so hot, you should shower everyday. then maybe youd get laid, and if your already getting laid and not showering now thats just sick.
I love ya rob, do the world a favor and shower daily.
Why am I not surprised by this??
People keeps saying he's hot.
To me, he just looks likes he's BEEN hot and failed to get the sweat off.
Gross.
LOL! I remember the same stories about Brad Pitt and Keanu Reeves when they first started to get big in Hollywood. No worries, they did good. If it's true - and I doubt it somehow - I'm sure no girlie here (and some boys) will not give a dang about his smell anyway…
…MY dirty boy
I dont care if h doesn't shower.. He's sexy even if he's dirty
i'd still do him
isnt it funny that no matter what you say about rob you get 400 comments.no one else you talk about gets that kind of attention.we love you rob even if you stink!!!!
i'd still be dirty with him!…LOVE him!…so super sex!
Will give Robert sponge bath say WHAT!!! What!=] Ill give you a bath anytime.
and have love after!=]
Re: Lady B. Good – Wow, you really didn't take your meds this morning… Or maybe too much of them ? Obama is not a savior, but he's not a genocidal maniac as Bush.
Re: Taylor – angelina has been known not to shower either, but, she is a saint, so of course, prezzy would never ever ever mention that. would love an article on brangelina b o, but you know who would go on on how they singlehandedly take care of all the needy orphans of the world, help with world peace, care for their 6 kids alone and by the way, there is no water in vietnam, france, germany, whatever, so there.