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D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E

Filed under: Miley Cyrus

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Most celebs would be aghast!!!

We've already established that Miley Cyrus tips off the paparazzi on her whereabouts - they've said so themselves.

Now, she's even inviting them in to the tanning salon!

The Disney tart gamely posed for pics inside the Sunlounge Tanning Salon in Studio City on Tuesday.

What's next? Is she gonna invite the paparazzi into the bathroom so they can wipe her ass after she shits????

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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168 comments to “D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E”

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  1. 1

    tanning is so bad for your skin! her parents are morons for letting her do this.



  2. 2

    EWWW all sweaty and gross! WTF?



  3. 3

    She needs to go on TLC's What Not To Wear!!



  4. 4

    shes such s spoiled rotten entitled little brat its disgusting.



  5. 5

    LMAO!!



  6. 6

    shes a brat



  7. 7

    that is quite a fucking big toe. i heard she was on the phone with thom yorke, radiohead wants her to produce their next album.



  8. 8

    You're an attention whore too Perez!!!

  9. krose says – reply to this


    9

    ahahahah This just made my day.

    "What's next? Is she gonna invite the paparazzi into the bathroom so they can wipe her ass after she shits????"



  10. 10

    First! I love miley i cant wait to see her movie!



  11. 11

    so sad when you have to ask the papparazzi to take your picture.

    She's slipping i tell ya.



  12. 12

    she doesnt look like shes posing here… am i first? woohoo lol



  13. 13

    You are such an idiot perez. Its been announced that the paparazzi got a call from their boss, not miley explaining her whereabouts.

  14. Lene says – reply to this


    14

    Re: asscrack

    stfu! what do you expect? they ground her from tanning?

    and perez, paparazzi can go into tanning salones.. It's no law agains it. they don't need Miley's permission to do so…

    ASSHOLES PEREZ! always trying to put Miley down……



  15. 15

    Stupid desperate slut!
    I bet she's either going to get an STD or end up pregnant hahaha.

    Re: OBAMA 08
    If you want to insult Perez why not just stop visiting his website?
    Perez is cool.



  16. 16

    awesome role model. i wonder how many 10 year olds are going to ask to go tanning cause hannah montana does. lets get skin cancer even earlier in life!



  17. 17

    I think you should leave Miley alone, shes a kid for gawd sake. Why all the animosity? Its like a pitbull attacking a chihuahua.



  18. 18

    Homeless looking trailer park kid



  19. 19

    Quit hating that they are not following you.



  20. 20

    We all know you wipe Lady Gaga's ass Mario.



  21. 21

    She'll have cancer in 20 years. Dumb little girl.

  22. Uker says – reply to this


    22

    Nobody is more desperate than you Mario.



  23. 23

    Would you leave her the fuck alone, you flaming loser! Who the hell are you to call her a fame whore! You don't even use your real name, but ripped it off of another fame whore, just to get more press. You try being a young teen girl constantly in the spotlight…..oh wait….I just named you biggest fantasy!



  24. 24

    Hi Hole: I don't know if I made it in time, but here's hoping that you will read this public service announcement before posting… Here it is: Please don't! OK, that's it for me today because I'm off to have a life. Someone else will have to take over for me in trying to save everyone from reading your dumbass comments.



  25. 25

    Re: La Princessa – Better luck next time



  26. 26

    Re: LizardKinG – With his tounge!



  27. 27

    "What's next? Is she gonna invite the paparazzi into the bathroom so they can wipe her ass after she shits?" you ask?

    I wouldnt put it past her!!!



  28. 28

    she already invited them inside her house they took pix of her with her little sister



  29. 29

    GOSH SOO MANY HATING RETARDS HERE!!



  30. 30

    Do you ever read the comments on your site? Do you know how quickly you're turning people off from you with your sick coments on the Disney children?!?!



  31. 31

    omg she has so much $$ but she can't even go and get those hideous pants hemmed…..haha



  32. 32

    Mario - you never cease to amaze me in your constant pursuit to fight with a teenage girl. Why not pick on someone your own size…say a pregnant elephant..that's a start.



  33. 33

    Perez.. seriously. How stupid are you? Do you believe everything that the paparazzi say? Miley doesn't need to tip anyone off on her whereabouts, you idiot. Everyone is always watching her, following her, snapping her picture.
    And they're not even in the tanning salon, they're outside. You can see a glare on the window.
    When are you going to leave this poor girl alone and move the fuck on? No one cares about your opinion of her. We all know that you're jealous. Get over it and talk shit about someone who isn't a child.

  34. FAN says – reply to this


    34

    OMG PEREZ….. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! LEAVE HER ALONE SHE'S JUST A KID !!!!!!



  35. 35

    Stupid fucking kid. Did you see that video where she was dancing around in a salon last week, shaking her ass like a stripper? she IS desperate. needs ATTENTION and CONSTANT REASSURANCE



  36. 36

    I know lots of people who have their own tanning beds - why wouldn't she have her own?



  37. 37

    She's so damn desperate.



  38. 38

    Look at me! Look at me! I'm a 31 year old famewhore myself!!!!



  39. 39

    This girl is such a cochina.



  40. 40

    "What's next? Is she gonna invite the paparazzi into the bathroom so they can wipe her ass after she shits????" LOOOOOOL PEREZ THAT MADE ME LOL
    .
    TANNING GIVES U SKIN CANCEER
    .
    AND PEREZ SHES NOT A "TART" SHES A "SLUT!!!!!" - GET IT RIGHT!!!



  41. 41

    watevs



  42. 42

    thats what attention seeking sluts do init



  43. 43

    And you just perpetuate the cycle FAT BODY you stupid fucking idiot!!!!

  44. Hole says – reply to this


    44

    Fart Tan…she sizzzucks



  45. 45

    She is almost as pathethic as paris…..almost



  46. 46

    you must be an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!
    Miley plays with the media, she crooks her finger and they come running, they wouldn't do that for you asshole.
    she is a celebrity and she knows how to play the game, you are playing her game right now, stupid!!!!!!!!!



  47. 47

    Re: RedWingsFan – oops lol



  48. 48

    PEDERAST PEREZ.
    ITS TIME FOR YOU TO JERK OFF TO THE JONAS DVD! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  49. 49

    omg LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!
    the girl is just sitting there!!! she not inviting anyone for a tan, stop hating her so much God, i swear your jealousy makes you more sick everyday.
    i actually admire her a lot, she is 16 and has already achieved WAAAY more in life than any of you idiots.



  50. 50

    Re: LizardKinG
    Lizard King: I think I love you



  51. 51

    Seriously, Perez.. what is your beef with her? She's a kid.. you are a grown 'man'. The only reason you don't lick her ass is because she isn't a Latina like your precious Gomez. You just hate white people.



  52. 52

    oh, and SHE IS NOT POSING! if you call posing talking on the phone and having your mouth open while the picture is taken then u are right! duh perez u are an idiot.
    TEAM MILEY!



  53. 53

    THANK YOU PEREZ!!! i don't know why anyone cares bout this bitch! she LOVES herself more than her fans! she her own number one fan! shes retarded! finally someone who agrees that this bitch is full of herself! luv ya!



  54. 54

    You are not supose to call them when you look like shit. Brush your hair nasty. And wear some clothes that fit!!!

  55. Uker says – reply to this


    55

    hey Mario, how's Fidel Castro doing these days? remember when you told us he was dead and he wasn't LOLOLOLOLOLOL



  56. 56

    She's not a Latina. That's why he keeps bashing her.



  57. 57

    Re: CALI*LIA – your jealous!!



  58. 58

    oh please you love the attention as much, as she does



  59. 59

    What brand of pants is she wearing?

  60. SJB says – reply to this


    60

    are we sure she's not a Lohan? This child reeks of the attention whoreness of Michael Lohan.

    But you just blogged about her, so she wins. Good one dumbass.

  61. SJB says – reply to this


    61

    Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro – He needs to get a restraining order from you… you take the hatred way too far. How many times are you going to insult him? You're aware it doesn't hurt him in anyway right??

  62. jkf says – reply to this


    62

    I don't know why she doesn't take a few pictures with Perez and do a shout out. After that Perez will kiss her ass and call her beautiful

    your friend,
    Madonna



  63. 63

    "We've already established" No Piglet… you didn't stablish anything… unless you have a real audio or video of Miley asking the photogs to take a few shots of her you didn't stablish a thing…
    Your hate over this teenage is insane, shame on you SANTA MILEY is adored by many and has a huge impact on teens while you are a hateful bitch who calls himself The Queen of all Media but fail in your attempts of "exclusives" and merely copy-pasting things from other sites… yet you are not even half as rich as SANTA MILEY.



  64. 64

    lol LMAO

  65. siggi says – reply to this


    65

    HAS NO ONE ELSE NOTICED HER FEET?
    christ - fingers!



  66. 66

    BTW what makes Katie Price and her boy toy better than Miley when they go to your place have a tea party and snap shots just to get some space on your site???
    Let's mention too that you support Katy Perry and Lady Gaga cause they bring the cash to your pockets just on time so you can keep on A-D-O-R-I-N-G them….



  67. 67

    Good grief Perez, you're the most gullable piece of shit around if you even believe the crap paparazzi come out with. Paps are scum of the earth and will go through any lengths to get the shot they want. And it's so obvious that Miley isn't posing in this photo, she's talking on the phone for freak sake.



  68. 68

    Give me a break Perez - she lives in CALIFORNIA, the paps follow her 24/7, you sure are jealous of this kid. She's going to invite YOU over to wipe her ass.



  69. 69

    Ok I'm Tired Of Her!
    Are You Tired?
    I'm Annoyed By Her!
    Are You Annoyed?
    Then Why Are You Posting Stuff About Her????
    SHE A TALENTLESS BRAT!!!!!!



  70. 70

    Oh and I almost forgot about PAris Hilton… your "sister"… she actually calls the photogs to snap pics of her and her loser boyfriends in the middle of their nasty tongue (bacteria exchanging) action…



  71. 71

    hope she gets cancer from tanning



  72. 72

    Miley sucks ass:)



  73. 73

    When are you going to stop bullying her? Find something else to talk about that people actually care about. You just have personal problems with Miley that you have to work out by yourself, not share on here. Sure you didn't mention it in this post, but I think it's just disgusting that you call a 16 year old who's completely normal except for the fact that she's famous, a slut and a whore, specially considering you don't have any proof.



  74. 74

    Besides, the fact that she'd have to tip of the paps is stupid.
    Lots of paps follow her, why would she need more paps?



  75. 75

    "What's next? Is she gonna invite the paparazzi into the bathroom so they can wipe her ass after she shits????"

    And are you going to post about that too? "This just in: Miley takes a shit! How Desperate!"

    You talk about Miley being a pathetic attention whore, then what do you consider yourself?

    Oh that's right, a wannabe, pathetic, sad parasite!



  76. 76

    This is one of the best posts Perez ever made. I laughed so hard after reading this.



  77. 77

    Mario, you are one jealous puto!!! You pick on Miley so much because you really want her to make some comment about you, right? :)



  78. 78

    Mario dogs Miley hoping someday she will address his childish and quite perverted issue with her in an interview. What he doesn't realize is Miley doesn't care about him. Mario isn't even a blip on the radar- and he knows it!



  79. 79

    Re: HotForTeacher
    i agree completely with you. perez takes every single thing she does and turns it into a "she's deperate post". first of all she is so not desperate, she is rich and working in like a million things so she doesnt needs any more work..she is working on her tv show, movie coming out, soundtrack coming out, a best-selling book just out. haa take that perez, i bet you are bitter cause no one bought your stupid book.



  80. 80

    Re: La Princessa – that's Ok Princess -I see you've been first a truck load today anyway-your cool



  81. 81


  82. 82

    I'm sure the majority of girls her age tan, plus tanning is waaayy healthier than letting your skin get burnt.
    And why is it a big deal that she's not making people pay to get picture of her, it seems like she's more down -to-earth than other celebrities.



  83. 83

    Damn these are some nasty looking toes she got there…. ewwwwwwwwwww grosssssss



  84. 84

    Re: GoyaBean – LOL



  85. 85

    1. Perez - It has been announced that the paparai said "they called us" as in their manager… not Miley.
    2. Yes she goes tanning, yes I think it's wrong.. but she goes spray tanning which isn't bad for your skin.
    3. Perez your an attention whore too so you shouldn't be talking.
    4. In tanning salons there is no rule for having the papparazzi in them.. so they can just walk in if they want
    5. Even if she did invite them in I bet you it was Allison.. if you don't know who that is go on youtube and search for hollywood.tv .. it's the only papparazzi guy she is nice to and will ask how his day is

    Atleast she isn't one of those asshole celebs who will punch the paps.. she actually has convos with them



  86. 86

    Re: Uker – I am very much alive; and I have invited Mario for a visit…….



  87. 87

    I love how all you jackasses comment as if you know this girl. "She's a brat"… "Spoiled rotten"… "Her parents are morons". No, my dear little, idiots, and online junkies, you are the MORONS. Obviously ignorance is the only thing you people know intimately, and I wouldn't doubt if it runs in the family. Miley on the other hand is far from spoiled, and is actually pretty damn well adjusted for a young girl in her position. As for her parents, her mom is the bomb and at least has a very healthy relationship with her kids. So why dont you bitches go get a tan, and hug your mom while youre at it, I think you need a friend.



  88. 88

    how is this any different from any other celebrity calling the paps and from all the stories circulating the net, a good % of the d and below 'celebrities' call someone-I don't know, is there like a batphone or like in the Whitehouse-that Red photo to the Kremlin, maybe the SLIMEPHONE that connects to all the paps and gossip blogs like perez(his probably has a little disco ball light on top of his) that spits out like a teletype paper 'Miley eating at in and out -in at 7 out by 7:15. BUT THEY ARE DOING TO KEEP THEIR NAMES IN THE PRESS, to keep selling those stupid bobbleheads, or cds or what ever. I think it is nervey and completely arogant for you to even post this considering you do not miss a chance to post where you are going to be at any time of the day, when you are out somewhere, pictures of you, every other picture. twittering, guess who is going to open for ….? ME! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST ATTENTION WHORE OUT THERE SO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!



  89. 89

    Give it a REST Perez! Enough of the Miley bashing, can't you find any grown-up celebs to pick on ? Next time you come to CANADA, we are going to tie you up and leave you in an igloo!



  90. 90

    Did she actually call the paparazzi, Perez, or did they just take pictures of her? Because I have read this entry several times, and nowhere does it say "Miley Cyrus called the paparazzi". It sounds like the paparazzi followed her, so actually she's not an attention whore. Poor Perez! No one wants to take pictures of you!



  91. 91

    LAY THE FUCK OFF MILEY YOU FAT ASSHOLE.



  92. 92

    OMG WHY DOES HER TOE LOOK SO HUGE!!!



  93. 93

    AT LEAST SHE DOES SPEND ALL DAY BINGEING ON CAKE LIKE SOMEONE ELSE AND MANAGES TO KEEP HER WEIGHT UNDER FIVE HUNDRED FUCKNG POUNDS!!!



  94. 94

    you just HATE HER bc she has more money (and male attention) than you, selena, and assface demi will EVER HAVE combined . . . get over it little bitch.



  95. 95

    1. Congrats on actually not be disgustingly rude, Perez. I think this is the first post where you haven't referred to her as Sluty. Thanks.
    2. She's being considerate. These people follow her around 24/7, and where most celebrities would ignore them and glare at them and shit, Miley's all cool and welcomming to them. She's like "yeah, sure, come jam with me. It's all good."
    She seems like such an awesome girl.



  96. 96

    when they said "she called us" did it ever go through your tiny fat skull that they could have been talking about any other fucking girl in the entire la area??? DUH.



  97. 97

    that would be annoying to have creepy paparazzi in the tanning room with you geez



  98. 98

    she is trying to be "all cool and nice" with ppl! but shes a bitch n that u cant change it



  99. 99

    her toes are really freaking me out. they look like oversized fingers.



  100. 100

    I bet this sexy whore tans naked. Pics?

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