Even Ryan Reynolds Wants To Hump R-Patz!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Scarlett Johansson > Ryan Reynolds
Scarlett Johansson had best watch out!
Hubby Ryan Reynolds recently described dirty boy Robert Pattinson as "dreamy."
Currently promoting Adventureland with co-star Kristin Stewart, he described the Twilighter thusly: "Oh my God, are you kidding me?!?! Robert Pattinson in a word: dreamy."
ScarJo best quit showering!
[Images via WENN.]
Posted: March 25, 2009 at 6:30 pm
where are my posts momma perez??
IF LG HASN'T BEEN BANNED SHE DOESN'T SEE WHY DARLING HARRY WAS!!!
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hahahaha. that is hilaaaaarious
Re: LG owns her impostor darlings! – its because you're non threatening.
Re: aj – seriously, and he kept the bitch lg, wtf????
That twilight shit. A trite, contrived, and self-conscious attempt to emulate 19th century literary style. A pale, sickly shadow of Anne Rice.
There. I said it. Now deal with it.
Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry – spot on, mate! If I had a million dollars, I'd buy a green dress, but not for Perez, that's cruel. TO THE DRESS!! FUCK YOU HOMOTARD RAT BASTARD!!
If I were Ryan Reynolds, I would wanna be banging myself.
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LG'S TRYIN' OUT A NEW NAME, DARLINGS!
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FI FY FO FUM LOOK OUT PINK HAT FAT FUCKNG SPAZ CAUSE HERE I COME
Re: aj – he killed a bunch of mine going after the 87 personalities of lg…. and lg, its on
oh i like guy!
dreamy.. what a perfect word to describe rob!!
he forgot perfect!
Re: LG owns her impostor darlings! – SHE????? since when does a she have a dick?????
WE LOVE YOU HARRY DARLING!!!
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Re: LG owns her impostor darlings! – Because you are an elderly dried up hoochie hoebag who everybody feels sorry for. You got that? You asked the question? Be able to handle the answer.
IVE GOT POTATO SALAD IN MY FRIDGE WITH LONGER STAYING POWER THAN M A R I O L A V A N D I E R A
II LOVE ROOBB
he totally is dreamy!!!
Re: Egg Drop Soup – come on, you have to identify what personality you are talking to, just like cybil…. lg is a demented man who thinks its a woman, careful, it will attack you then again a fly swatter will kill it….
Ryan Reynolds and Robert Pattinson… I'm going to sleep great tonight…..
Re: aj – and lg….
Re: DikinCider – #108.
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DARLING YOU'RE SOMETHING–BENEATH CONTEMPT, THAT'S WHAT!!!
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HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH THE DIVINITY THAT IS LG WITH SUCH VILE LANGUAGE!!!
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LG IS A LADY ABOVE REPROACH YOU HORRID LITTLE PRICKED PALIN RELATIVE!!!
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Re: aj – #117 LMFAO You legend!!!!!
baby jesus, if you love me, please put me in the middle of that hot sandwich and I can lie down in the valley of the shadow of death a happy soul
Re: LG LOATHES Octo-Gash! – mmm I dont like you and quit using harrys name
Re: LG owns her impostor darlings! – #102 LMAO Geez Leona - leave yourself open or what???? And please "darling" Harry - he'd be barfing in his beer reading that. I don't like your face Leona - both of them!
Besides these days you're about as entertaining as watching paint dry.
You haven't been able to get off your Sarwhore box in over 4 months.
BTW what happened to your little Rabbit friend??? Stepped over the line and got herself snared by the looks of it. LOL
Rob is dreamy, and so is Ryan….. Scarlett Johansson is a very lucky girl…..
Why do you all think you are the stars of this site? Your acting like this site won't keep on going without your ignorant comments. Get over yourselves!
Re: LG LOATHES Octo-Gash! – At least I am human, and you are not, you asswipe are a freak of nature. you and your tranny ass shit, now go run and cry you and all 86 of you personalities
Lets see more Celebrities get involved with something positive! Go to 99problems.Org to see some celebrities use their power for good!
Re: aj – it doesnt deserve to have it's name in the same page as harry…
Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry – #127.
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LISTEN OCTO-SKANK'S SKANKIER SISTER, YOU WERE "ALL ABOUT" LG AS WERE SO MANY OF THE POSSE BEFORE LG ELEVATED HERSELF ABOVE THE COMMON FOLK, THE HOMOPHOBES, AND RACISTS THAT PEREZ ATTRACTS!!!
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LG DOESN'T GIVE A FLYIN' FLIP WHAT YOU OR ANY BITCH OR CLOSETED POLE SMOKER THINK ABOUT THE MIRACULOUS TALENT THAT LG SHINES ON THE DARK AND NOW TERRIBLY DREARY, PRETTY DUMB IN FACT, CRAPPY POSSE!!! (WITH A FEW EXCEPTIONS, OF COURSE, THESE DIVINE CREATURES KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!!)
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AND YOU HAVE DEFTLY BEEN DISPENSED WITH MISTRESS OF ALL WHORES JUST LIKE THE USED BLOOD-SOAKED TAMPON THAT YOU ARE!!!
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AND DID LG SAY F$%K YOU!?
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CAN THERE BE ANY DOUBT, ANY DOUBT AT ALL, THAT TRULY LG IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!?!?!?!?
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Re: sunflower89 – nah, all in good fun, we are all human… gotta be here to understand, lots of love, unless its lg, then you are on your own
Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry –
imma tell yall newbies sumthin. LG IS PEREZ!!
awwww, the comment that launched a thousand slash-crossover Amnityville Horror/Twilight fanfics with Ryan and Edward doing it! Rybert! Rybert!
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AND HARRY, THE PRECIOUS DARLING, ADORED, SIMPLY WAS WILD ABOUT, THE DIVINITY THAT IS LG–EVER SINCE LG DE-BALLED HIM AND OFFERED HIM CHERRY SOURS TO FILL HIS VACATED NUT SACKS!
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but really…who doesnt?!?!?!
I'm getting sick of him Perez! He's not HOT!!!
AM I THE ONLY DAMN GIRL WHO FINDS HIM UGLY??
Someone tell me I'm not alone…
OH NO RYAN! GET AWAY OF MY MAN, ROB IS MINE
Re: LG LOATHES Octo-Gash! – you're a sad lil tranny fuck, arent' you? why not respond to me perez, i mean M A R I O L A V A N D I A R A??
Re: LG LOATHES Octo-Gash! – wtf???? you are always good for a laugh, all 87 of you, and since you cant type it, FUCK YOU. and no i do not want to touch it, and the other 86 its
WHATTTT JUST DREAMYYYY….
HE'S HOT..PERFECT …GORGEOUS
LOVE HIMMMM
Re: LG LOATHES Octo-Gash! – if this is back and better than ever, then please go away while you still have a thread of respect, towards yourself anyway…. fuck off asshole, you and your…. well you aint got a thing, not even a brain
Re: LG LOATHES Octo-Gash! – NIGHTY NIGHT TRANNY I MEAN MARIO. YOU'RE SERVICES ARE NO LONGER NEEDED HERE.
Re: LG LOATHES Octo-Gash! – LOL - you tragic piece of baboon excrament. Why don't you go back to your job at the Holiday Inn rimming hobos behind the dumpsters and leave us nice ladies alone.
You own noone - you are nothing.
Re: LG LOATHES Octo-Gash! – BTW He-Bitch The true divinity on this site now play elsewhere most days so eat shit.
You're the queen of an empty castle. Enjoy.
Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry – You only loathe Octo-gash because SHE has one. Vagina envy much????
Re: LG LOATHES Octo-Gash! – I don't need to drape my words in vulgarity or use all capital letters (which denotes you're obviously lacking on all fronts) to clearly state that you are an utterly tiresome ramrod who takes up far too much space on this site. SHUT IT AND SHUT IT TIGHT!!!
Re: LG LOATHES Octo-Gash! – Yawn
haha…………..i love me some Ryan =)
Re: aj – is harry was muslim he would be martyered. bad news is its from the asshole names perez aka mario aka lg
Re: m.j –
Oh don't worry I agree!
I think there is WAY hotter, why do girls find him so sexy?
He has no good features, and the "rugged' look only looks good on darker men!
They fell for Edward, not Rob!
Anyways, Perez post about HOTTER people!
YES. Rob is that hot.
so, yesterday, prezzy ended early with pattinson's body odor-now we are ending very early with ryan reynolds smelling like pattinson -is this what he jerks off to each night-on with the news
Re: pabst – Heya Pabst buddy - nice one. Hows life in your world today??? (o:
Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry – you mean IT's job on Perez Hilton, employee name Mario….
OKAY EVERYONE=WHAT IS PEREZ/MARIO DOING RIGHT NOW-????
I THINK WHEN HE IS AWAY FROM HIS JOB FOR HOURS, SOMEONE ELSE SHOULD BE ABLE TO STEP IN AND GET THE MONEY FROM THE ADS.
Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry – Not bad, and you? The weirdness IT brings to the board is scary, *chills*.
Re: LG LOATHES Octo-Gash! – If you ever talk about my Mistress and my other friends you will taste the sword of Black Beard !!
Re: justtfax – what is mario/perez/lg doing right now???? Teddy….
did anyone else notice in twlight when edward and bella were standing by the salad bar doing the superhero thing robert had wet sweaty pits??
id still like to fuck him im just sayin.
Re: Sensitivity – I'm partial to the old wood-chipper, but they aren't too portable.
Re: Jimmy Choo – smoking some dicks there huh?
Re: DikinCider – I dont actually subscribe to that theory at all. I know its a popular one in here, but I've never believed for a second that LG is Perez. The only similarity is LG is a gay man/transexual/cross dressing hobo rimmer. (o:
Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry – mostly agree, but i still love messing with the thang called lg….. but you never know. Strange how it appears and gets away with all kinds of crap and Harry gets banned…. just saying….
Old news but hey I love Ryan for being so forthcoming about his desire for RPattz, I mean that dude appeals to everybody!
Re: pabst – Hey Pabst!! just touching base, but I don't like what I see.The demon is back but as usual afraid to battle me with my friends!
Re: DikinCider – re:167 Don't you know that Ryan Reynolds is married to Scarlett Johansson? That's why I'm saying Scarlett is a very lucky girl.
Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry – LMAO!!! P needs to keep his nasty lips off Rob Pattinson. I like Twilight, I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Re: pabst – Pabst rocks!!
i would like to hump him. even if he doesn't shower.
Re: Sensitivity – Yeah me too. Thank god IT shuts up sometimes.
Re: DikinCider –
smart, arent you?
Re: Sensitivity – I'm getting me a case of gold for the weekend. I haven't had a delicious, icy, pabst for 3 months!!!
Re: aj – you said it…it is him
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Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry – Hey Mistrees! sorry I was late on this one! I wont tell anyone when I will be here or not! That way my friends will know I have their back and the enemy NOT!!!
Oh, get in line Ryan.
What?! R-Patz… we wont remember him 5 years from now… Boourns Ryan… Boourns
Re: pabst – 3 months..Yikes!!I thought you were ready a few weeks back.
Re: Sensitivity – I WAS!!! But I had minor surgery and I was on medication—this weekend I get the green light!!!
Can anyone answer this for me. AJ, Mistress and otheres are there two LG's?
One was really friendly with everyone. I am so confused right now. Is there
more than one LG?
Sheba,
that ryan reynold's eyes match his beard……hhaaawter than hawt….i've loved him since that pizza show
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lg……….you the axe was going to have to fall one of these days….you can't go messing with people like that forever……..stick to the quips….and lay the coke can bit to rest…………you used to be fun
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SKANK-TARDS, OCTO-SNATCH IS ACTUALLY YOUR SUPERIOR!!!
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LG'S BRILLIANCE BEAMS AS BRIGHTLY AS EVER AND WILL NEVER BE DIMMED
BY THE LIKES OF THE CRETINOUS TURDS THAT POPULATE PEREZ!!!
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CIAO–for NOW!!!
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HARRY LIVES ON IN THE MEMORIES OF ALL THOSE HE ABUSED, NOT UNLIKE MR. MICHAEL JACKSON IN THAT WAY!!!
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Re: pabst – I hope you get well soon and I toast to you sweetheart!!!
Re: mamajud – knew
Re: LG LOATHES Octo-Gash! – You Coward!! reveal yourself!!
Re: mamajud – Hey Mamajud!!
Re: Sensitivity – Thanks!!!
Re: pabst – Good Night Darling!
Re: Sensitivity – night arrrll…can't believe it's midnight
ahh well said. he is so day dreaming worthy
Re: mamajud – Arrrnight!!!!!!!!!!!
i love those two men up there
ryan&robert = yummms.
Re: aj – #137 You got that right girl!!!!!!!!! Somebody show me some evidence otherwise, I'll kiss their bare ass.
damn.. i missed so much. i don't even know where to start!