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Latino Singer Joins The Half Mile High Club!
Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Wacky, Tacky & True > Busted!
Hey, if you want to join the Mile High Club, that's fine, but please, do it out of the view of other passengers!
Merengue star Elvis Crespo (Suavemenete) allegedly joined the Mile High Club all by himself, in his seat, and the woman next to him was none too pleased about it.
The singer was en route from Houston to Miami yesterday when he reportedly draped a blanket across his lap, jerked it, and exposed himself.
Gross!
The captain then radioed the Miami International Airport's air traffic control tower and Creepo was questioned by authorities upon arrival, although he was not arrested. He told cops, "I don't recall doing that."
Since the incident occurred over US air space, the matter is being looked into by the FBI.
We wonder what the in flight move was!
[Image via WENN.]
u mean the in flight MOVIE not move… lol but yeah thats just gross
wow i was 1st!!!!
Elvis Crespo just got married too, so he was either too drunk/high or just missing his bride too much!
ah
Ehw how gross is that?
next!!
I thought air marshalls were paid to kick the asses of weirdos like this…
Ew.
Oh gawd. What healthy Latino man doesn't do that LOL
ew. could he not have used the loo?
Perez, this is by far your greatest artistic work.
IS THAT ELVIS PRESLEY!
Oh come on! Which one of you has not felt the urge to whack off on one of those endlessly long flights?
Sometimes the mood just strikes you.
If you really can't wait til you're off the plane to wank off atleast go to the bathroom. I like his response "I don't recall doing that"
Why do we always hear about some Latino man doing some pervert thing? I know that other men of all races do pervet things to! But it is always some Latino guy who is learing at a pretty woman and sucking his teeth saying some pervert thing in his language. They act like complete horndogs and like they have no sexual self control in public. I don't care what anyone does in private, but come on! Wacking your chalupa on a plane! next to another passenger! multiple times! Sicko! I hope the Cacooie bites his chalupa off!
I bet the woman secretly loved it!
ICKY ICKY ICKY ICKY POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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TALK ABOUT A MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!
"Suavemenete" hahaha anyways I think he's addictive to sex because he has like 8 kids by different women and most of them he had them while he was still married. he's crazy! BUT i wish i was that lady sitting next to him! HA!
If this flasher was sitting on a plane next to me and exposed himself, I would pour my hot coffee on his peepee! :-S
The in flight movie was Porky's.
Re: Veuve Clicquot – NO YOU WOULD PROBABLY START SUCKING IT YOU LIAR!
That was not a very SUAVE move.
Was he smart enough to hold on to the blanket, or did he leave it behind?
They already declined to arrest him, there's only one eyewitness and no confession.
It sounds like he "got off" already.
hahaha!!! that is hilarious!
Re: LettyB – LOL
HOW IS HE MARRIED, I THOUGHT HE WAS GAY?
How in the hell can you not recall doing something like that. You either did it or didn't do it.
He Did What???
No Way!
I Use To Like That Guy!
PINTAMEEEEEEE lmfaoo
"Elvis Crespo (Suavemenete)" es "suavemente" no "Suavemenete" , ya inventaste una nueva palabra!!
Pervert? I think more like an exhibitionist and visual assault. Pervy' would have politely ask my seat-mate for a hand.
ah Pinche Elvis Crespo…..!!!
There goes the last fucking sense of dignity left for the rest of us latinos…. dirty FREAK….!!!!
Pervert - Right you are!!! She realized he was famous and got miffed when he turned her down. When a Stew spots something like this, she needs to wrap her mouth around the problem to make it go away as soon as possible, not a create an issue out of nothing.
All they have to do is look for the blanket I am sure stuff was left behind. It is odd no one else saw
Do you know what he said to the lady?
♫Pequeña, echate pa' acá♪
♪A que no lo coges, cógelo♫ LMAO
I wish I had been sitting next to him YUMMY
"PingaME"
That's sooo gross. I thought he was fugly and creepy b4 this!!!!!! Now it's confirmed he's fugly, creepy, and pervy.
Re: Veuve Clicquot – ORCHIDSLUT!!
Guys do that. Had one on the bus whacking off beside me. I got off at my stop before he finished, thank Gawd….disgusting…I should have told the bus driver but I didn't.
It's funny how you dumb americans don't even know who he is yet you write comments here.
suavementeeeee besameeee
And it's SUAVEMENTE!
The matter's being investigated by the FBI??? That must've been some jerk off.
[re=3599844]Re: Marelz
suavemente i like that song
gross!!!
Elvis Crespo has got to be one of the ugliest men I have ever seen! But he can Merengue like no one. This is plain nasty. He is soooo ugly I cant ever look at him just listen.
ohhh he is always disgusting!!! is an ashamed to hot-male-gentle latin guys…btw, I hear he is gay! u must be exciting perez!!
Re: LaMisma – He looks like Kermit