R-Patz is Gross!!!!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Robert Pattinson

Twilight star Robert Pattinson is featured in the new issue of Dossier Journal.
And…
1) He's pictured smoking - yet again. That's so not cool!
2) He couldn't be bothered to shower (greasy hair), shave (stubble) or get a manicure (hello dirty fingernails)!
Gross. Gross. Gross.
Posted: April 7, 2009 at 6:45 pm




I think I'm in shock because Perez has actually said negative things about him… What happened to all his R-Patz love?
Maybe they did him like this for the photo. Why you gotta sully my dream!
WHITE TRASH !
he's still hot Perez…
shut the fuck up perez. i knew you'd pull this shit-you love turning on celebrities who don't kiss your asshole and write loveletters to you for your b-day party like that fuckface zefron.
Can we say Colin Farrell circa 2003?! So over it.
and I'm sorry, he's not some twink like zac getting french manicures. God, perez, i knew it was a curse that robert got your attention, and you'd start some campaign against him eventually…..
The only way he could be sexier is if he put that cigarette out…on my ass!!!
i dont know why im attracted to him, bc his acting isnt so fantastic, his english accent isnt the hot one, most pics of him are hideous, i hate how he flips his hair up in the front in EVERY picture of him EVER, including most of his movies, i hate smokers. the scruff is kind of hot but he should have shaved.
i still love him tho.. no idea why.
This is just getting utterly annoying. Make up your minds, people. One day everyone(cough cough yes this includes you, Perez) is all "He's so hot!" and the next day everyone is all, "He's so disgusting!" Personally, 1: His fingernails don't look all that dirty to me. Anyway, he's a guy. Most guys don't care what their nails look like. 2: Messy/dirty hair is his trademark and it doesn't look bad on him. 3: He looks good with stubble, so I really see nothing wrong with that at all. I'm sure he takes better care of himself than a lot of people think. The whole "not showering" thing was just a stupid rumor anyway.
Jeez. He's a human being! Nobody is perfect. I think he's amazing and down to earth. And I'm glad he shows that he has vices and he's not just here for the little teeny boppers!
still hotter than Zac!
i still love him but ew, :l
i dont care if he smokes but that singlet is scaring me. :l
same with the dirty fingernails :l
Perez says hes sexy: All you scene folks on this website thinks hes sexy.
Perez starts a smear campaign against him: suddenly its in vogue to NOT like him.
Baaaah.
Oh but how lovely would it be to shower him?
or maybe, just a thought here. that he is a normal person.
y'know, isn't clean shaven everyday, does get dirt under his finger nails.
SMOKING IS COOL GUYS (Y) *insert sarcasm)
he just looks liek a veryyyy attractive normal english bloke.
it's his life choice if he wants to smoke or not!
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it shouldn't be anything to descriminate against, especially if it's not dirrectly affecting you!
yes, he is gross!!
i dont see what all the fuss is about
cam gigandet, who played james in twilight….now he is the HOTTIE!!!
The other stuff is fine, his nails aren't that bad, neither is his hair and I can deal with smoking. But what is with the old man shirt?
ok first off, you cant even see his finger nails unless you zoom in on the pic. not like any average person would think of doing that. second, his grungy look is effing sexy and defines himself. now, if zac efron started dressing like this then we may have a problem. leave the guy alone. he's hot, he makes it work, case closed!
me and him can be disgusting and smoke cigarettes together…i'd be eternally happy. love u robert!
shave armpits or something please? :/ yuckz
take smoking patty over zac gayfron anyday
whoooooooooo caresssssssss!!!!!!!
no ones perfectttttt
and he's still as dreamy as ever
annddddd a lot of people smoke, not only him…..
so get over the smoking issuee!!!
Why??!! Man everytime I see another ugly pic of him I like him less! That pic is wrong in so many ways but it wont stop me from wanting to see New Moon cuz I love Edward Cullen!!
ok
so smoking is gross
but the greasy hair is a rob trade mark
and he still looks effing sexy
Every little piece of that picture is manufactured. From the fake ass cigarette to his gelled up hair. If his nails weren't manicured, why are his nail beds so clean and his cuticles so perfect? You know nothing about editorial photography Perez.
He looks delicious to me!
PU-LEEZ!!!!!!!
A) that is not grease, the shine is courtesy of hair products. if it WERE grease, it would have a slight mattiness about it.
B) I dunno, but I need a magnifying glass to notice any dirt under his nails.
C) If he smokes, at least he doesn't have stereotypical british yellow horse teeth.
i thought you loved his fugly ass perez!
*lol* welcome to the real world, perez. what did mayer say? "ahh i can suck a cock it may taste like cherry…" NO IT DON'T!
Told you!
Yummy, Perez, shut the fuck up, CIGARETTES ARE LIKE, THE NEW MAN-HANDBAG.
Robert m8 how u coping with all this , im in london too , lets go for a drink hehe
Perez, STUBBLE IS WHAT MAKES YOU A MAN!
No wonder we never see you with stubble.
omg can you get any more bitchier? You put worse things in your mouth, fatass, so you have no room to talk
You'd still spike his drink though Perez eh?
Every time there is a picture of someone smoking you go on and on and on about it. I take it you dont smoke, get over it already blood hell i like this site but your starting to get on my nerves now.
I like it, he's supposed to look grungy. He doesn't need manicured nails and hair that's washed everyday to look hot. And don't be so self-righteous about the smoking! I'm not a huge fan of smoking either, but I'm not going to get on a high-horse and say "Ewww Gross! Not hot!". Give it a rest, people smoke
i would still let him do unspeakable things to me. bahahahaha.
I'll admit I find smoking kinda sexy..;)
And the fact that he's not as vain as many male actors(wich is a truly gross thing) is a good thing! And remember he has said that he DO in fact shower..
btw he has really beautiful hands!;P
god forbid a man actually look like a MAN, rather than an over-manicured. waxed, feminine boy!!!
and knock it off with the snide smoking remarks.
you're boring me with your predictable judgments.
omg you guys have problems =p I will always love him no matter what he does
He is my god =D
I still wouldn't kick him out of bed….
perez. what has happened to you? i used to love you. but now you're just obnoxious. you're not even a celebrity. and the bitching about smoking is annoying as fuck. especially when it's like every 5 posts. if you don't like smoking, then don't do it. but stop being a whiney little bitch about it, for real real princess. and i'd rather kiss someone who just smoked a cigarette than someone who just smoked a pole. ya dig?
Jesus H Christ. Really? Who the fuck cares if he smokes? And why's it such a big damn deal if he leaves his hair unwashed for a day or two? Do you /know/ how many people go so many days without washing their hair? Honestly.
you see, i like the sruffy look on the right man, and i think when he smokes, he looks ten times sexier.
What the hell is wrong with you Perez?? This is what Rob has always been; a dirty, stubbly smoker. You're just realizing that NOW and turning on him??? Rob deserves better than that you idiot!
pffffft hes still ssexxxxxxyyyyyyyy
anyway perez darling, we all know you like the clean cut pretty boys!
see, he's robert fuckin pattinson!
he can do whatever he wants to…
and most girls anyway adore him….and so do I!
what's with the smoking problem again? if he wants to smoke he can smoke.. he looks so damn sexy with a cigarette so zip it
great pics!
rob is a dirty and naughty boy!
1) Who honestly cares if he's smoking again, we all know he's not the one who decides to have cigarettes in the photoshoots. And it's hardly worth the fuss him refusing.
2) His hair is clearly not greasy, it looks obviously styled to me. I'm sure you know there are plenty of products which give that look Perez. And he looks amazing with stubble, so how the hell is that a bad point? lol. Also are we looking at the same picture? I don't see a dirty finger nail.
3)
Okay…being dirty is one thing, u really have to get close to see that but being ur own little smoking campaign? Doesn't Twilight have a huge teenage following?
i don't give a fuck, he's hot
Please Mario…one mintue you're all like oh i'd do him any day and the next you're hating on him..Gosh he's fuckng hot!
hothothothot.
ugh, perez, get over the smoking thing.
people smoke, people will always smoke
i dont smoke, i dont like smoking, but if people want to smoke, let them!!
i wont complain about the stubble, but he does need to wash his hair more often
1) He's smoking, hardly the end of the world. Let's face it, it's not his idea to light up at the photoshoots, the photographers seem to love sticking cigarettes in his mouth. He's not exactly going to kick up a fuss over something so trivial.
2) To me his hair looks obviously styled, there's plenty of products which give that "greasy" look. I like his hair in this photo. Also, his stubble… you are seriously bringing that up as a negative? Did you see his GQ pictures? Stubble-galore and he looked amazing. 'Nuff said. Let me correct you, dirty finger NAIL. Singular, i can see a tiny bit of dirt on one finger. Hardly worth the title "gross" don't you think?
Come on Perez, i rarely ever disagree with you. But one minute you love him, next your randomly attacking him over very silly things. Where's the continuity?
So… Now you've built him up, You can start knocking him down! You are such a cliche
Why you hating on Rob Perez ????
He's the hottest guy around.
Re: XtinaAddict – Yes hairy pits- so what.. that's because HE'S NOT GAY! and surprise, surprise he's not had his teeth bleached or his hair hi-lighted and no BOTOX… What the hell was he thinking - probably I'm a bloke you don't do stuff like that unless of course your some Holllywood twat..like the Poofmaster Hilton..
Re: Eilee – And what the hell makes you think he's not showered..Just because that bender Hilton says so..And if you think those nails are dirty you haven't seen Pete Doherty's or Amy Winehouse's nails - they have nails that would put a gravedigger to shame.. And what's up with Hilton? twittering away about greasy hair what - just because its not moussed or lacquered - Anyway gay men are supposed to love a bit of rough !
Sorry for the double post ;D
that is how a real man looks perez they dont get manicure like you wussy
Re: XtaXta – So what your saying is he's not allowed to smoke because he has a teenage following…Get alife
I reckon he looks quiet hot with a fag
Butt the hairy pits ewww.
robert pattinson, you are amazing.
I still think he looks hot!
this is so old, its friom rolling stone from months ago.
aside from the smoking, i have to agree with you there perez, he's hot, end of story. he's amazing, hair chest, greasy hair, dirty fingernails and all.
Agreed….gross!
ur jealous, he is SMOKIN HOT!
He's Hot No Matter What!
typical perez, sees one thing he doesnt like and then completely turns against it.
wheres your rpatz love gone perez?
hes still lushhhhhhhhh
perez i thought u were like in with him?
ROBERT IS STILL HOT!
i'd still hit it.
smoking is just as dangerous as drinking, overeating or being anorexic (like posh, i think you're a fan of hers, right?)
Wtever he's still HAWT!!!!
Re: Big Black Dick – best post yet
He should really shower
Is this the guy they showed with the dirty ear canals? If so, ewwww.
Gross my ass! the one thing that I love about this guy is that he hasn't let all this attention go to his head. I think he does this out of rebellion….he never asked for all this damn attention. He was just trying to get a job. And he has done well in that job.
this just proves how u prefer BOYS over MEN perez.
Rpatz is a hot bad-guy image thing
dont care about the hair or stubble (thats sexy)
but only the smoking is totally gross
otherwise hes still HAWT
He's hot anyway!!!!!!!
I LIKE 'EM DIRTY.
Re: n00dles – Those are NOT womanly hands, he has long fingers, they are called Piano hands….
Those are NOT womanly hands, he has long fingers, they are called Piano hands….
So like… he actually looks like a real man? (Minus the cig…) But seriously. Who wants a perfumed perfectly manicured guy? Not me.
i dnt think any1 relly cares no1z perfect n i still love im
n u still du perez
Geeze Perez,
Yer diggin pretty deep here…..Theres nothing wrong with his nails, haha! And yes he smokes, something that millions of people do, it mighten be good for your health but its his choice,
and boy oh boy does it make for a good picture..James Dean anyone?!
Yesterday I thought this site is going down fast. Between stories about nose picking last weekend to comments on Matthew Boderick looking tired, I thought Perez would have to find a R -Pattz story to get people to comment on his site. I guessed right!
PH is so pathetic he has to call R-Pattz gross because he doesn't get a manicure. His hair looks styled. Hair gel was probably used to get his hair that perfect. I saw this picture and it is suppose to be a James Dean look.
I think Hollywood needs actors who look like guys. None of this shaved armpits, clean shaven crap. He look hot with some stubble. Real men do not get manicures. Sorry Perez, women do not want gay men, they want a real man.
If that is a speck of dirt under his nails, I'll take it any day over the mountain of ear wax Zac has. Zac is the gross one. Post that Perez! Where is the ear wax mountain? Let's see pictures of that!
EEEk hope he's not a smoker IRL but DAMN! he is still fine!! I'd hit it as they say lol
I would lick him everywhere-especially his smelly pitts and his crusty hairy butt-crack.
well thats a first…
i would fuck him as is all the time w/no rubber
WOW…I just saw the other pictures. Total James Dean look! He is HOT, HOT in those pictures.
R-Pattz has very nice looking hands. Must be piano playing hands. He could be a hand model!
I think R -Pattz should do a western. He looks like he would be a great cowboy! Let's put him on a horse and do some riding!
WATEVER HE WILL ALWAYS BE GORGEOUS AND HOT!
Re: momma of 5 – Yes Momma of 5. Strangely there was no mention AT ALL of Z.E.'s moutain o' wax!!!
looks absolutely, wonderfully tempting to me!!!
i lve how you've turned on rob now that all the smoking pictures are coming out.hahah still think he's hottness, however i agree bout the nails, he could have gotten that fixed. but what do you expect from fomeone who doesnt shower!!!! still hotness