R-Patz is Gross!!!!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Robert Pattinson

Twilight star Robert Pattinson is featured in the new issue of Dossier Journal.
And…
1) He's pictured smoking - yet again. That's so not cool!
2) He couldn't be bothered to shower (greasy hair), shave (stubble) or get a manicure (hello dirty fingernails)!
Gross. Gross. Gross.
Posted: April 7, 2009 at 6:45 pm




Pedicures, manicures, wax there eyebrows, shave everyday, go to the gym religiously, take showers five times a day, get Brazilian waxes, wear makeup and trim there arm pits! Did you want Him to Go Get a Sex change To? Robert Pattinson Is A MAN!!!!! WOW he is really stirring things Up and I love his I don’t give a F#%$ additude ! He is a SEXY MAN! There are not Many out there anymore But little Girly Boys that look prettier than half the female celebs! GOOO ROB keep Being YOURSelf! Oh and the Smoking Its his Decision Mabey he needs a Cig. To deal with This kinda Bullshit thats out there about him. Its also So James Dean..He's a Rebel=a person who resists any authority, control, or tradition. Sounds Right….
Sometimes being musically gifted leaves no time for hygiene.
He could still play piano for me anyday!
Hayters! I still think he's hot
OMG 708 comments!!! Cheers to 709!!!!
o god who cares hes a guy! yes ppl a real guy! hes not some lilly who freaking gets weekly manis and guys that age are supposed to be a little gross thats why we love them! sigh i still love this guy hes amahzing!
STILL STILL STILL AND STILL HAWWWT
SHUT UP PEREZ!! HAVE YOU LOOKED IN A MIRROR???? ROB IS SOOOOO HOT. HE makes more girls take cold showers (and im one of them;) than you'll ever know!
I LOVE YOU ROB- i like my men d i r t y;);)
"TEAM BEND-ME-OVER EDWARD FOREVER!";)
Ahhhh…..Rob's hands….They're so beautiful, he has long exquisit fingers and lovely nailbeds, dirty fingernails and all!…..My new fetish - Rod's hands!
That is pretty gross. ha.
for me he's still cute
quite smoking boiiii
you change lanes fast perez
You do realize that most photo shoots have stylists, right? You don't just show up and they take your picture as is.
And who in the hell are you people that like or know men that shave their armpits??? WTF? Men are supposed to have pit hair!!
Go Fuck Yourself Perez!! Rpatz is superfine@!
I love him…but no one can pull off a mesh tank top…
LOVE him.
Newsflash: He's a STRAIGHT guy. I'm a little wary of guys who actually get manicures. Now that's creepy! (bet you get them Perez!). I don't really think either way with him, because I find it weird to say you are attracted to someone you have never met and know nothing about, so everyone is entitled to their opinion. But I think people are way too shallow, and who the fuck cares anyway. Leave the guy alone.
perez, YOUR
perez, YOUR gross.
leave him alone!
i hate smokers but i say he's still hot
I'm adding another comment because I thought he was a homo before.
He has reedeemed himself with his dirty fingernails.
lol it sounds like your little love affair is over Perez
Robert is the hottest guy on Earth!!!!!!
IT'S BETTER FOR HIM TO HAVE HAIRY PITS AND SMOKE CIGARETTES THAN BEING A FAT ASS GAY GUY LIKE YOU PEREZZZ SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
For someone who professed he didn't want to be famous, this dude sure poses a lot.
thats utterly disgusting!!!!
you guys are fucking retarded!!! if he DOES get a manicure he is instantly called homo. but if he's dirty..l..ike most guys ARE, he's gross?!
just let him be….!!
he's still fucking hot!!!!!!!
ohhhh i don't care if he's look dirty and smoke
he stilll fkgggg hottttttttttt…… i love himm
likeee soooooooooooo muchhhhhhh !!!!!!
omggg the perfect mannnnnn
oh perez, that's why girls love r-patz!
if they aren't obsessed over him because they want to believe he is actually edward cullen, then they love his greasy, dirty ass!
Oo Perez is still more durtriebener than I thought. With RP are not Perez for a long time any longer over well or bad. RP here eigendlich always provides for good ratios. He wants to only know, which part throws off here more comments….
See it simply the today's women standing now times on correct men and no lacquer apes with whom one fear have must: After an easy contact it disappears for hours in the bath because it the Visage slipped. RP belongs now times to the correct category man without if and however. He is a very talentierter actor, whose ability is not yet exhausted with far. Exhibition you simply once its earlier films on. There there is still some more. In this few films it played ready a broader Parlette of characters, like others not in 20 films.
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Part 2
It does not frighten also before delicate roles back, because it has enough back wheel in addition all the same which it thereby concerns. It plays several instruments (Pianohands), it sings and can possibly even dance if it wants. It possesses a captivating humor and above all possesses it the gift over itself jokes to tear. That only really few people above all it can do have a character and stand to which he do, what it is and does not adjust itself. And all this makes it great humans.
Exactly that is it which its Sexappell constitutes. THAT is it which the women today finds hot, no matter how young/old they are. It possessed these hottness already in former times than teenagers, only basically, already there but it was. The role of the Salvatore Dali gave it the final touch. Twilight came exactly to the correct time… it was time for a new rebel… whether it you pleases or not: Its name is Robert Pattinson….
Born to be wild!!
oh who gives a shit he's hygienically challenged. life goes on.
ugh.
a shower is all it would take, he has a gorgeous face.
is it really that hard? wow.
the hair looks like gel.. lay off my man already!!!
dirty dirty (yummy) boy….
Yeah, that is really the hottest guy ever….come on people! Have some standards!
if he is dirty, hairy, or smoking who cares?! i'd still have a taste of him anytime
Eww…I'll admit it, that really isn't a flattering picture. Eww. Eww. Eww.
um i think the point of the shoot here was to picture him kind of old school james dean style. not that he even compares to james dean…. and seriously, he isnt bad looking but he aint a hot ass either… i do like his style and the fact that he doesnt give a shit but i really like the attitude more than his actual features… exept maybe the jaw… and its not because you dont smoke that it makes people who do gross perez. i actually really like your blog, and i visit often. but i tthink personnal choices are out of line here…
Smoking and dirty….still HOT.
love it
Smoking = Sexy
Stubble = Sexy
Dirty = Sexy
Who the hell wants a clean boy?
NOT ME!
Re: XtinaAddict – What kind of men do you know that DON'T have hairy pits?
Come on now. We already knew that the Brits were "dirty" ppl. Take a look at AUSTIN POWERS!! LOL!! As long as Rob brushes his teeth, its all good!! LOL!
Dude is sexy as hell…the bad, dirty, british thing works for him! I think it's great he's not afraid to do his thing. He's not being "groomed" to be something he's not
I wouldn't kick him out of bed as they say!!
Re: deeana18 – U can't say tarted member? Hilary Duff says so! LMAO
He is HOT no matter what he does.. Quit hating on him, I thought you loved him?
Re: Discordia – Re: @v@ – Re: rosieF – totally agree with all your posts!
Perez stop bashing him now, are you upset because you can't fuck him? Rob never claimed to be a pretty boy like your gayface zac so leave him alone. Besides I doubt Rob cares about what the fuck you have to say about him, he was hot in HP and he's still hot in Twilight!! I like Rob but Kellan is my fantasy!
Re: Big Black Dick – lmfao…it took me a while to past your post without laughing hard as hell
Perez, it seems as though your out numbered yet again, he still hot , we still love hm, and i couldn't be happier that "NOW" you find him *GROSS*
Why don't you take a look at yourself, don't judge ppl. b/c they do something *YOU DON'T APROVE OF* since when did he need approvel by you? Are you so special yourself? Do you call yourself *Hawt*, lol…no one cares about what YOU think!! i'm sure you won't post this, but it maes me smile to now it WILL get rad by you! All that mtters to me!
perez you know you would still fuck him
Who gives a shit if the guy smokes. He's hot.. and he's not fat- which is what happens when you don't smoke.. (Perez)
EWWW! so Not Vampire! Try WEREWORLF!!!!!
Re: Toufas – why is that Perez, why not get ob your beloved
*Lady GaGa, she smokes and not a word, explain that? Is it that she kisses your Quess ass, And RPATTZ doesn't? hmm something to give everyone to think about……
He is still AMAZING! Smoker or non smoker!
no way he is not gross he is a Man! so hes not a prep jock disney boy like Zack i love a dirty man and lots of men with hair like his dont wash it hello wake up Rob haters jealous much! And so he smokes yep u may find it gross but more tham a billion peps do the ads he is in when he smokes he is im sure told to do it. Heck i will smoke a big fatty with him anyday then a cig hehe this made me take away from hunting 4 eggs on fluff book damnit leave him alone! And if he dont shower everyday n such i would say he is saving water we all should shower everyother day=}
Re: Big Black Dick – Lol BIG BLACK D**K! You've got it so right, and your so fking funny….you have Mario down to a science!! LMAO
perez WATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROB is GORGEOUS…
hes not a DISNEY STAR like GAY ZAC EFRON!!!!
hes a MAN ok…leave ROB ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow about 770 comments about rpattz photoshoot. wow he really is famous and perez is sucking his ass as usual
He needs to fire his publicist - or get one! I'm saying this with love. I still think he's gorgeous, but seriously, take a shower.
We are Robert's Minions and we will do his bidding. Enough of the lies about Robert. So he smokes. So what? Robert, call me…I'll come do your laundry and clean your apartment.
The dude could be covered in dirt and still be HOT!!!Who gives a rats ass if he smokes
i love him but he has some serious hygiene issues!!!
Lol, you wore *PINK FKING BOOTS, LMMFAO, not even on runway shows would a model wear *PINK BOOTS! Look and see Mario in Pink Boots AT HIS B-DAY PARTY! Stop hating on RPATTZ, YOUR PATHETIC!
like everyone famous doesnt already smoke.
give him a break. he was not put on this
earth to please you.
Wow didnt you used to be like obsessed wth hijm?
So he smokes big deal!
And as for the hair whatever let him do what he wants.
He still looks extraordinary(:
He is HOT no matter what!!! MTV has a picture from this photoshoot that didn't make it in the Dossier Magazine and you just wanna rip his clothes off and he looks buff unlike that shitty picture of him semi-naked in Little Ashes. LEAVE HIM ALONE PEREZ!! you know you want him. He's Gorgeous to me
kkkkkkkkkkk Rob has so many fans, you really shouldn't have said all those bad things…. WE LOVE DIRTY, NASTY BOYS!!!
What the heck Perez!!!??? I thought you loved Rpattz as much as we do!? Why are you always hating on him now??? He is beautiful smoking or not smoking. im not saying its cool or hot to smoke because its not but, HE looks hot no matter what he does!
omg stfu im pretty sure ur nails are fucking dirty idiot
funny how r patz makes ur website cusz he gets so many comments =]
love you roberttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Please! He is SOOOO hot! I think the smoking pics of him are even hotter! I'm not sure why?
OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT
776 COMMONETS ON THIS
and all of the comments say "he is stil hot" "i will still do it" "hez not a woman to get a pedicure" etc
so yah perez no one cares what u think
LOVE YOU ROB
He's sexy regardless. That boy could be in a puddle of mud and still look like the hottest man on the planet.
:)
wow wow hotttttt…He looks sexy ass hell in this bad boy look.
I'm not a big fan of smoking but he makes it look good
robert pattinson is still hot
Re: car_lee01 – I'm not a big fan of smoking but he makes it look good
that is right he looks good in anything
FOR 18 YEARS I SMOKED # 3 & a HALF PACKS A DAY & STOPPED COLD TURKEY ! ~~ SO CAN YOU, EVEN IF YOUR A DUDE !!!
shut the fuck up perez
your no better .
atleast he doesnt look like shit
like you .
your just mad because youll never have him
BECUASE HES NOT A QUEER !
like your beloved zac .
Please, his fingernails aren't that dirty. I've seen a lot worse. And the smoking? It's his choice, it doesn't make him nasty just makes him not health conscious. Still amazingly beautiful!
He's sexy. He looks like a man. Men are supposed to have hair on their bodies and faces. Boys are hairless. Women like men, not pre-pubescent boys.
SHUT THE FUCK UP PEREZ!! YOU WISH YOU LOOKED THAT GOOD! ROB DONT WORRY I LIKE MY MEN DIRTY!;);)
For You Rob
He is so fucking hot. Smoking might be bad for you, but it is still zexy!
Dam I just want to be right on top of him
Dam I just want to be right on top of him. yummy
and we couldnt even photo shop the monkey knuckles.
but i love this pic he is so abominable
dont care still love him
awww I love robbie he's so great! He cracks me up and not to mention he's absolutely gorgeous! This is just the way he is: smoker and kinda dirty. Atleast he isn't ashamed to admit. He really doesn't care that much…that's what makes him great!
Re: Greenivy –
So True:)
he looks pretty good.
stop hatting on spunk ransom
you know what? you used to love him but you're just too obsessed with Zac Effron to care. leave him alone.
yummy I still love him
yummmmmy rob.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
I MADE IT 800
WHOOT
CUZ ROB IS THE SHITTTTTTT
I LOVE HIM HE IS SEXY
PEREZ GO DREAM ABOUT UR LITTLE GIRL CRUSH ZACK
WHICH WHO U WILL NEVER GET!!!!!!!!!
GROSSNESS!!! YUCK!! SMOKING (BLEECH) DIRTY NAILS (BLEEEECH)
God, I hate this fucker, he's just sick looking. It's sad, really, he was so cute in HP4.
You would still fuck him if he let you perez.
hot hot hot
oh come on perez.ur just jelous coz he's so unbelievably hot.
so what he doesn't shave or get a manicure like a sissy,maybe he ate greasy chicken n didn't have time to wash his hands before the shoot.who cares?
nothing bout rob can make me stop lovin him.
;)