Lohan Suicidal?????? "I Am So Alone," Lindsay Says!

“I’m so tired of this drama,” Lindsay Lohan tells the new issue of Us Weekly.
Her career as an actress may be over, but she’s still a thriving tabloid fixture!
The mess formerly known as LezLo sat down with Us for an exclu$ive “tell-all” interview for their new issue.
How much did they have to pay her to talk????
She’s so desperate – and we LOVE her!
Lindz calls her dramatic weekend with former lover saMAN Ronson “humiliating.”
She says, “I’m not a bad person and this is what happens. I was raised to treat people well.”
LOLhan broke down in tears, adding, that she’s “so alone” without Ronson.
Codependent addict speak!
“Everyone’s turned on me,” says Lindz.
Sources tell the mag that Ronson had repeatedly tried to break up with Lindsanity over the past month, but each time, “Lindsay threatens to kill herself – she cares about her but wants out.”
LOLhan laughs upon hearing that, saying she’s okay.
“I’m just really hurt!” she says. “The whole situation is sick.”
This shit is better than Mean Girls!
Poor Lindz. She had a promising film career at one point!
Friends of LOLhan tell the mag they think she should be institutionalized. We think that’s a good idea! What do U think????
Somebody call Jamie Spears ASAP!
Update: A source at Us Weekly swears they did not pay LezLo Lindsanity. “Not one penny.”
That makes her that much more desperate!!! LOVE it!!!!!!