Fat Guy In A Little Coat

Gossip Girl producers are fuming over Ed Westwick‘s hard-pAArtying ways!
A solid diet of booze and possibly other pAArty favors have been named the main culprits in Westwick’s ever expanding waistline!!
Coke bloat, y’all!
“Ed has been gaining a lot of weight ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ not just around the waist, but through the whole body,” a GG snitch tells In Touch Weekly.
Producers are appalled at the idea of heartthrob Chuck Bass morphing into a rotund Chuck Lard-Ass!
“First, the costume department had to buy him new, bigger pants. Then, his shirts and jackets got way too snug. The costumers even requested that producers talk to Ed ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ they don├óΓé¼Γäót want Chuck to be fat!”
Ouch!
[Image via WENN.]