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This Is For The Club Kids!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Listen To This > Amanda Lepore
We did this for the children!
The Queen of All Media is thrilled and honored to be a part of legendary DJ/producer Larry Tee's new EP, a double-sided release featuring Perez on My Penis and Miz Amanda Lepore on My Pussy.
We want to see your bitches do some dance-offs, throw shade, vogue battle, and enjoy the fierceness of My Penis and My Pussy.
Send us your videos!!!!!!!!
The EP is out on iTunes now and it features some amazing remixes by the likes of Ultraviolet Sound, aout6, Tom Budiansky and more.
Check out the original version of My Penis below.
And….
CLICK HERE to download your copy today!
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Posted: April 14, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Re: JigSaw – Hey friend.. what the hell is going on in here??? Looks like a bunch of fucktards that need a MAYJAH attitude adjustment. Ready? Set? GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M HERE FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES!
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LG IS THE GIGGLES! OXOXOXOX
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THE SHITS ARE OBVIOUS!
Re: spizwak –
That's disgusting…Perez a hottie???
He was NOT that slim on the reunion for the "Bad Girls Club." This photo is OBVIOUSLY photoshopped because piggy perez is so full of himself he thinks he deserves that treatment or something…Since when has Perez' face been anything but flabby mush…
Re: thenewdrama – Ha, well said! The best way to shut the haters is to buy the EP, peeps. Support, let's get that on the charts!
perez you make fun of people like heidi montag making music for fun or just to try things out, for the hell of it. with this tone like "oh as if you're the real thing" this is… worse
To you Perez Lovers (You know who you are): You tell all the haters, "get a life… why are you spending 15 min to hate on someone (Perez) who probably wont even care about what you have to say”. Well, why are you writing long paragraphs in to response to all the haters who probably care less about what you have to say. Maybe you should get a life also. & you Perez Lovers also wonder, “Why are you signing up or have a membership when all you are going to do is hate on Perez & his site.” Many of the people, including myself, signed up because we did at one point like this site; we were Perez fans. There was once a time when Perez was up to date with juicy celebrity gossip & was entertaining about it. There was once a time when Perez seemed to take more time & put more effort into his blogging; when he would actually proofread posts or even take the time to write the posts himself. Many of us did like his site. But it is obvious that the site is going downhill & people want to let him know why. One reason is that he seems to be concentrating more on personal fame, rather than his job, which is how he got most of his fans (now ex fans) in the first place. If someone you liked was changing for the worse, you would want them to know. So stop getting so worked up.
Re: Andrewcifer – #232 Did you just get back from getting your free tickets to the Mika concert? What a circle jerk that must have been!!! Seriously, I think your Mom is calling you, it's past your bedtime and you need to get off the computer, it's her turn!!!!!
wat a fuckin stupid fuc**n song u dumb fuck both u and whoevs dat guy is suk dont do it wat stupid shitty ass song dat is
this is my new ring tone…sexy
Re: Andrewcifer –
So in a previous post you were pissed off about homophobes, yet you just called someone a "Fag". Stop contradicting yourself.
Re: michellle – #239 Well put, the "tweens" you know: between teen and puberty AND the "tweens" that are between transition surgeries (and there is currently more than ONE here!!!) wont get it, but it was well put!!!! Bravo!
Re: Hmmm…. – oh god, don't you have anything better to do? fuck.
no
LOL!
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SEE WHAT I MEAN!
Re: Andrewcifer –
Re: JigSaw – lol why are you still talking
I thought you were going asshole
Re: Hmmm…. – LOL @ weirdasses like you that lurk all this shit, over 200 posts mind you, to comment about me? get a fucking job, up your game, pimp your game up baby! actually i don't reside in cali or listein to Mika, but thanks for trying anyhow
Re: eyzonme – Being a homosexual myself, I think I have the right to call anyone I damn well please a fag. don't dictate me
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez – fuck you piss ant, shut up.
Re: eyzonme – i left and came back, who cares? jigsaw said he was leaving and came back, why don't you go bother someone else now fucktard. you proved your point and there's nothing more to say. bye
Re: thenewdrama – I'm thoroughly convinced that you and I are the most sane and normal people in here. Like all these people are so fucking weird, lolol. we should form an alliance
Re: Andrewcifer – woo! I agree bb
Re: thenewdrama – love you betch, see you on another post! goodnight for real this time asshats, btw this song sucks, perez needs to stay the fuck away from recording studios. lol bye
Re: Andrewcifer –
So you are saying that people who call other people "fags" (in previous posts) are wrong but you are allowed to use this derogatory word as freely as you wish because you are gay? I guess you should use the word "retard" because that is exactly what you are; btw your logic is completely flawed and you keep contradicting yourself in so many instances. Why don't you just go insert your buttplug and go to sleep please as you are not making any friends here.
Re: eyzonme – calm down
Re: Andrewcifer –
BTW: go sodomize yourself with your fist. Make sure you remove your buttplug first (after taking my recommendation in my previous post otherwise it might get lost in that loose hole of yours which is still oozing from your last bareback orgy party). Better yet pretend Fatass is fisting you as you have already proved your love and devotion to him.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez –
Andrew is sleeping comfortably tonight with his buttplug. Tomorrow when he wakes up he will take my advise and go sodomize himself with his fist or a broom SIDEWAYS so that he can at least feel something.
perez you look sexy on that cover (;
does Mimi know you're snaking her staff?
Re: thenewdrama –
Hey I have no harsh feelings towards you only Andrew. I am gay and for another gay dude to use the word "fag" and then act like he is standing up against homophobia is a complete tool with twisted arguments. By saying in latter posts "I am gay; therefore I can use that word" only reaffirms my argument.
Re: Diandra – CHEERS!
oooh perez!!!! you have the MOST INCREDIBLE blue eyes in this picture! i don't know what i would do without you in my day!
Re: Diandra – you took the words out of my mouth!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!
Diandra, Wow!..You nailed him well!..A big applause for you.
A-MAN-DA is too much! lol The Queens love her in NYC though.
Haha your song is funny. A little slow. I wish it were a little more up beat!
Have fun!
Re: Diandra – so agree. fuck all the losers who hate on you for it. if you dont like people hating perez, than YOU get the fuck off the website, because hes always had them.
GET OVER IT.
also, anyone who needs to know why this man is the s h i t t i e s t human being who ever lived needs to check out his twitter ASAP!!!!
Re: thenewdrama –
Re: thenewdrama – LOL at you being a fucking giant loser!!! BAHAHAHAHA
Re: Victoria NYC – Amanda is my mother bitch! She popped me out on a transatlantic flight and left me in the sick bag! She's a FIERCE bitch!!!
woot
Re: JigSaw – I wanna fist you with a pizza slicer!
OMG Loves it !
Perez you look bitchingly fantastic in the photo !
ermm Dianndra - I hate to burst your pathetic little bubble but ….
why go on perezhilton.com when you hate perez ?
any logic behind you at all ?
I doubt it .
Perez babes you are ledgendary xoxo
Re: thenewdrama – Re: Andrewcifer – PLEASE, please form an alliance.
a LOSER and a FAG: im sure youll be the coolest kids here, just like in high school right??? bahahahahaha
glad you both found one other person who agrees with you on this site. congratualtions!!
I can just repeat: dumbest shit ive ever heard!
Dear Lord
Protect these lost souls from damnation.
Help them find the way.
Holy holy holy
lamb of power and might
Holy
Holy
Lamb of God
Holy
Holy
Repent children REPENT!!
Amen
Gross. You're a loser, Perez.
Re: eyzonme – totally agree with you, just like the other million people on here who hate these losers . . .
if that andrew kid looks anything like the ugly piece of shit in his profile pic, i can only assume high school must have been a rough time!!!
Re: JigSaw – Turn away from your evil path my child. come into my arms and let me embrace you. you are a beautiful creature of this world. don't defile yourself here my sweet child. let me hug you and kiss you. come to me child and be one with the power of the holy spirit. bless you!!!
Re: eyzonme – gay is no WAY to live my child. step away from this evil way. bless you
Pope Ratzinger loves you all my children… Holy holy holy
Re: Brian Carlos – The point is we did like coming to this site but hes's changed. Perez you've… changed
Re: michellle – Exactly!!
Add Smut peddling to your resume ass wipe…..
LOVE IT!!!!!!!! What fun!!!!!
Re: Mistress – #15, well spoken! Diandra, your problem is actualy the problem of a lot of us who have been around this site since the old six. six. six days when "Hilton" had a real name. The ones who complain are (1) waayy too young to appreciate it as the hater site it was meant to be, and (2) waayy too new to know that "Hilton" was, is, and always be a semi-literate cut and paste blogger. Amen.
Very funny. But unfortunately this kind of defiance can come back to haunt you. Save yourself the trouble.
Re: HolyofHolies – Darling, Jesus would weep over your silly regurgitation of nonsense — IF ONLY HE EXISTED!
PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!! PHOTO-SHOPPED…HYPOCRITE!!!!
AND Photo-shopped badly, isn't it supposed to make you better looking???
Re: JuneGordon – REPENT SINNER!!! or burn in the eternal fires of damnation child of SATAN!!! REPENT NOW!!!!!!
Re: JuneGordon – Burn in hell !!!!
Even with Photoshop you are not an attractive person Mario. By choosing you, I guess the admission is that the song is very small and flabby.
EPIC FAIL!
This is not bitchin', boss, or awesome, k?
Looks like they photoshopped your pic!
I must say tho' you have DSPL!
I've just realized that you and Jade Goody look alike! How is she doing?
Lol way too much drama in the night…
This ROCKS! Lary TEE and PErez- a match made in HEAVEN! ROCK ON!
xoxo-Bella
TFaR
Re: JuneGordon – Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Some believe in Jesus like me for instance, and some don't - like yourself. It's a matter of respecting… Mocking someone's belief speaks volumes of yourself. You won't hear me mocking you for not believing in Him.
Re: JigSaw – I WILL BE PERFORMING AN ONLINE EXORCISM OF YOU LATER… I AM GATHERING WHAT I NEED TO PERFORM THE MIRACLE… BLESS YOU CHILD
this is pretty stupid….
Re: Rosabella – Hey anybody is entitled to say whatever they want … just as your comment was obnoxious, u still were entitled to it… Therefore keep it moving.
this song is soo bad
That sucked…
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this is absolutely disgusting. nobody wants to see or hear anything that has anything to do with your baby wiener
Seriously to all you haters: Perez make money of you guys coming here so please keep it going…
i was literally just thinking yesterday that i was really happy the clap didn't become popular and i hoped that perez realized it was a bad idea to try to "sing". this is more talking but it's still just wrong…..
Re: londoncalling – lol true
They only do this because they know you won't snark on anyone who feeds you a cookie.
Re: Rosabella – you are LOST my child… turn to me and become a follower
Re: Mistress – wtf ? because he is getting rich and famous he has to get so much shit from every one ?
you dont like him ? thats fine i could care less,really.
but dont come and his website and curse him out.
Ha… haaaaa………
Listening to that song made me feel Perez-rolled.
Perez you are FERAL. Love it
lmao, Photoshop much? hahahaha and i agree with
Diandra.
Re: thenewdrama – ugh…. lmao, freedom of speech dumbass.
Re: Rosabella – REPENT!
You put the word pu**y in your post, but it can't be put in the comments!! You're fucking hypocrate!!!!
Re: Diandra –
If you hate Perez, don't read his site you fucking idiot.
Re: Poindexter-X – Calm down and sing a hymn of praise rather…
Who are these strange demonic creatures in the picture above? They must be the anti-Christ as they both seem to have the mark of the beast itself!!!
Re: Rosabella – REPENT NOW!!!!
Re: carolineyy – ol it's funny that once i finally leave people start talking more shit. adorable. you're only degrading yourself because i don't give a shit what a loser fuck like the people who are insulting me on perezhilton.com have to say. btw i'll use my buttplug ENZYME bitch if you eat my nuts
Re: HolyofHolies –
I want to hug you in a non-sexual way and tell you that you make my heart burst of joy and cuddle up like a cute little cookie monster and ask for more milk.
Hugs and kisses,
Your Eternal friend,
Eyzonme
Re: carolineyy – HAHAHA you don't even have an icon with your picture on it, how the fuck are you going to crack on how I look? I'm more than attractive, suck my motherfucking dick bitch
I get addicted
Re: fuck off perez haters –
The Fatass alliance has 3 members now!
Re: eyzonme – and you, annoying ass bitch with your picture of you smoking. do you think anyone gives a shit that you smoke bud and or cigs and or crack? NO. you're lame as fuck. and your friend is ugly too. fuck you both, lame ass picture
Re: Poindexter-X –
4th member!~
Re: eyzonme – lol i just realized your name was ~eyzonme~, wow could you be anymore of a flaming gay? seriously. i'm on an
Re: eyzonme – lol i just realized your name was ~eyzonme~, wow could you be anymore of a flaming gay? seriously. i'm on a completely different thought plane then you, just stop wasting your effort to piss me off because I find your antics hilarious
Re: eyzonme – you better not be a carpetmuncing lesbian, cause upon further inspection of your icon, I see you could possibly be a lesbian and or gay man. that' how androgynous and ugly you are, I can't tell your sex. btw are you gonna eat my nuts or not?
i like it!! fierce!