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All Sorts Of Wrong

Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > MTV

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MTV2 star Andy Milonakis is trying his hand at rapping with a humorous twist, but when people hear his new song, Penis Capades, they will more likely be outraged than amused.

It's one of the most misogynist, racist and disgusting songs we've heard in a while. His mom must be proud!

Check it out (below).

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

579 comments to “All Sorts Of Wrong”

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  1. gay says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  2. v says – reply to this


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    ewwww

  3. Brand-a-too-ee says – reply to this


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    he looks dirty

  4. VALLEYG says – reply to this


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    andys hot

  5. gross says – reply to this


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    he's wrong.

  6. nfbkjsdjm says – reply to this


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    Gebdsjfgsakldjnfmknxcn v.,xdflSEMNNHGIKVHMBXMZDB

  7. shelley says – reply to this


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    ew

  8. Holly shit!!! says – reply to this


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    I hate music with a passion, but that song is awesome…..

  9. ehhh says – reply to this


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    no worse than eminem….have you heard his song kill you? this kid his nothing on him.

  10. aj says – reply to this


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    disturbing…and how old is he????

  11. bub says – reply to this


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    He looks like he's 14 years old and he has the attitude, humour and intelligence to match

  12. IM NOT JUST A FAN, IM A CITIZEN OF PEREZ HILTON says – reply to this


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    Oh mah lord

  13. camilla says – reply to this


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    He is absolutely vile.

  14. susie says – reply to this


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    ugh. how terrible. he's the most annoying famous person since tom cruise.

  15. Randi says – reply to this


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    Well I coulda lived without that.

  16. mel says – reply to this


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    who the eff is that ugly fatty?

  17. MJ says – reply to this


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    Wow holy cow. I cant believe he is 31…he DOES look about 14.

  18. anais says – reply to this


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    hihi

  19. m says – reply to this


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    gross

  20. BooBoo says – reply to this


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    What a fat ugly whore, that Andy Milonakis.

    Not funny, fatass.

  21. me says – reply to this


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    i liked andy until i found out he was really a dirty old pervert.

    awww. how sad.

  22. Sara w/ out the H says – reply to this


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    misogynist you mean

  23. Babs says – reply to this


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    How old is this kid????!!!! Is he even 18???!!! Who are his parents?

  24. Solaera says – reply to this


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    He is 31.

  25. BeckyH says – reply to this


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    OMG, he's SOOOOOOO gross! I still can't believe he's 31! That's fucked up!

  26. rippity says – reply to this


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    Lighten up.

  27. nataliaa says – reply to this


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    for sure, he's NOT goint to get layed. EVER.

  28. Lisa says – reply to this


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    He needs his mouth washed out with soap.

  29. sexisteffi says – reply to this


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    Hehehe, gross! Andy is a retard and I am sure this is one of his sick twisted jokes. I sure do hope so. Isnt he like 60 or something?

  30. tinkerbell says – reply to this


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    LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! Is someone jealous - because he can RAP better than you - Perez????? CHILL on trying to be so politically correct!!!!!!!

  31. ahhh my ears! says – reply to this


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    That was so stupid. He's an idiot. And I bet nobody woulda heard this if you hadn't of put it on your site. Andy Milonakis sucks ass.

  32. mamita says – reply to this


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    Misogynist? This coming from an individual who thinks using the word "beef" or "beef curtains" to refer to vaginas/persons is funny? Hmm…

  33. tedious says – reply to this


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    WTF are you talking about, Perez? Do you have your fag hag writing your posts now because I find it hard to believe you'd be offended at this song. What is wrong with you? Where is the Perez we USED TO love?

  34. mac says – reply to this


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    he's 31… he has a growth-hormone disorder that causes him to look and sound like a kid

  35. Jesus says – reply to this


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    I can't even finish listening to this.
    He was so funny when he had his own show. What happened?!

  36. TRACY says – reply to this


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    HE EATS PUSSY?

  37. xyz says – reply to this


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    He's 31.

  38. gadjet says – reply to this


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    he's 30, and it's not that bad actaully

  39. betterthanyourmom says – reply to this


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    what a charmer.

  40. b says – reply to this


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    that was pretty tame? something in that touch perez the wrong way or what.. i was pretty bored after the first few lines..

  41. he sucks says – reply to this


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    12th!

  42. brian says – reply to this


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    ASSHOLE!, WHY ARE WE LISTENING TO THIS? WHY DOES AMERICA HAVE A MARKET FOR THIS SHIT?

  43. Diane McFarland says – reply to this


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    Here I am again. Thinking about this guy Andy (photo above) and my dildo! Ron's not around. Who wants to help lil ole me! HELP! I am in Coral Springs FL…anyone nearby.

  44. David says – reply to this


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    Perez…your missing the point…all about the shock effect to rev up publicity…..Kinda what you do with a different twist….Your part of the whole social movement of being famous for nothing with our youth these days. I agree its pure shit…but God help us…..its what the world is coming too.

  45. me says – reply to this


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    bitch is over 30.

  46. ydgfggg says – reply to this


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    i think it's funny.

  47. christina says – reply to this


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    what is the world coming to!?!!?!?! kids these days!! i tell ya……..

  48. Huh??? says – reply to this


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    Holy shit!!!!!!!! Well kids we knew he was fucked up and now we have a musical tribute to attest to that fact. You can't polish a turd

  49. S says – reply to this


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    This is terrile! I couldn't even get through the whole thing! It's disturbing mostly because it sounds like someone's little brother saying all sorts of wrong things on kareoke.

  50. Kenya says – reply to this


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    Re: ehhh – At least when Eminem raps he is rapping about SOMETHING. A real life experience or feeling he had. Andy is just an idiot who is scraping for pieces of fame - please do NOT put him and Eminem in the same category. Ever.

  51. tis me! says – reply to this


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    I thought his 15 min. were up already…why is he back? He is like a mini-tom green, really annoying & not very amusing. He'll be yesterdays news soon!

  52. Mia says – reply to this


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    andy was actually born in 1976. "He has a congenital growth-hormone condition that gives him the outward appearance and voice of a pre-adolescent boy, when he is in fact an adult man" (wikipedia)

  53. the balls says – reply to this


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    funnier than any thing perez has ever even dreamt of imagining.

  54. habib says – reply to this


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    apparently, according to his wiki, he's been rapping for a long time. once again, get your facts straight.

  55. 14 year old in a 14 year old's body says – reply to this


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    The song is disgusting. It's not funny at all. And I really like stupid things sometimes. I am just getting so tired of the gratuitious need to exploit women as nothing but sex creatures. The whole song sucks, and if you like it, you are seriously mentally deficient. He's angry cuz he looks like a kid and no one would truly want him like that, especially with that mouth.

  56. ITCHY says – reply to this


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    That song is doing what it was designed to do-generate a buzz.

  57. This is not a joke says – reply to this


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    Look closely at his eyes….closer. Those are not human eyes.

  58. Kelly says – reply to this


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    thats horrible.
    makes me sick to my stomach.

  59. btothe says – reply to this


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    perez can draw cum on everyone and show tits and call britney a dirty whore(which is sexist) and Andy can't rap as a joke? Mel Brooks would have never been able to make a movie in the era political correctness/hollywood hypocrisy that is abundant today. perez offends the female gender by wearing our clothes

  60. peril says – reply to this


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    he has a disease that causes him to look and sound very young. the song's pretty funny if you don't take it very seriously. i mean, most mainstream rap is that disgusting anyway.

  61. sue in nj says – reply to this


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    What a creepy loser

  62. T says – reply to this


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    duh

  63. Mickey D says – reply to this


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    UHm who gives a shit, this is what he conciders funny. No one would have even heard it if you didn't post it, tard

  64. It's True says – reply to this


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    This guy has major issues. Not funny, not talented and ridiculously annoying.

  65. BLONDIE says – reply to this


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    FAT LITTLE PUKE KNOW'S HE'S NEVER SEEN A PUSSY IN HIS WHOLE LIFE AND HE'S PISSED ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THIS AIN'T THE WAY TO GET IT EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    NOT THAT ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD WOULD GET HIM ANY AND HE'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    GO HOME FAT BOY WANNA-BE.

  66. fiona says – reply to this


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    Doesn't congenital mean GENETICALLY related? Obviously he's another victim of DNA tyranny. They fucked with his DNA on purpose for shock value

  67. sue says – reply to this


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    creepy

  68. Filly says – reply to this


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    Lol, it sounds like a normal rap song about degrading women…. The only difference is is that he needs a woman to put him on a tredmill not feed him.

    But yeah, listen to 50 cent its pretty much the same, all they talk about is how women are hos. Really its the men that are hos because they get new women every night…. whos the one with herpes now ho :P

  69. BLONDIE says – reply to this


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    Re: Diane McFarland
    DROP THE LAST NAME!!!!!!!!!!!
    NOT EVEN COOL.
    WE PROMISE WE'LL ALL KNOW WHO DIANE IS, I SWEAR.

  70. jason says – reply to this


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    i loved it

  71. brittany says – reply to this


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    thats foul, he deserves to smacked around

  72. Heather says – reply to this


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    I liked it!!!

  73. She says – reply to this


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    So the song is stupid and he's pretty gross, but did any one stop to notice that he can't rap what so ever?!?!

  74. Jennifer says – reply to this


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    Thats what is wrong with our society today. No respect for women and everything has to be vulgar.

  75. Britt says – reply to this


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    what the fuck!

    What is he 10 years old?

  76. Sugar says – reply to this


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    The Good: Not a chick alive who make out with him

    The Bad: He's so fucking smug

    The Obvious: Fat, has no pubes, probably stinks

  77. OJ says – reply to this


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    I LOVE IT! lol and ur commercials are any better? this is at least funnier

  78. KAT says – reply to this


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    THAT WAS DAMN FUNNY

  79. Terry says – reply to this


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    He looks like he hasn't had pussy since pussy had him. Rap about what you know like ummm McDonalds cheeseburgers.

  80. Natalie says – reply to this


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    Perez did you really need to post that?!!! I'll never get those 2.5 minutes of my life back.

  81. Brand-a-too-ee says – reply to this


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    …. and he is how old….and he has so much sex experience because why??

    This is the kid… doesnt even know what a pussy is….

  82. Me says – reply to this


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    I thought it was funny….

  83. BLONDIE says – reply to this


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    Re: tinkerbell
    PEREZ IS POLITICALLY CORRECT??????????????????????????????????????????????
    WHO KNEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  84. Stepher says – reply to this


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    What a shit head. He's trying to be famous, but failing at life

  85. Killa B says – reply to this


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    HILARIOUS. GREAT BEAT. KILLER FLOW. A Milanokis= the man.

  86. yummy says – reply to this


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    ehhh….i don't get it. the song doesn't really make sense to me.

  87. Emily says – reply to this


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    That's just fucking nasty.

  88. aimey says – reply to this


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    not as offensive as the picture you painted but it was awful. what a douche! isnt he like 45 or something?

  89. Remember Men in Black? says – reply to this


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    If you ripped off his head there would be an alien head underneath, tell me no!

  90. katrina says – reply to this


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    andy is the best :D his songs r super funny…and is a super good person!!!! the realist person i know!!!!

  91. Miss A says – reply to this


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    WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT

  92. katie says – reply to this


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    ummm wow.

    a) if youre going to do a song like that at least acutally make it FUNNY. i didnt even crack a smile in my head….

    b) hea a fucking douchebag. Why does he always talk about getting laid and such? look at him. theres NO way he can be getting any.

    ugh, what a dick

  93. Dionne Warlock says – reply to this


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    Do you know the way to San Jose? :)

  94. Mark says – reply to this


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    What a complete jerk.Racist, fat fucker

  95. pink says – reply to this


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    ha ha what a freakn loser….oh well hollywood needs a fall guy to try out their new shit.

  96. Latrell Washington says – reply to this


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    That song is no worse than the absolute crap that comes out of the black rap community. If you are going to condemn Milonakis then go after all of those dumbfuck rappers who do the same thing and call themselves "artists".

  97. NWO says – reply to this


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    I know who's behind this and if you don't…well… I feel sorry for you.

  98. heather says – reply to this


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    as if the things you say on your website arent offensive?

  99. Jessica says – reply to this


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    damn it i dont have speakers!! someone tell me what it says!

  100. neah says – reply to this


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    It says on his IMDB page that he suffers from a growth-hormone condition that gives him the appearance and voice of an adolescent when, in fact, he is a grown man.

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