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All Sorts Of Wrong

Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > MTV

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MTV2 star Andy Milonakis is trying his hand at rapping with a humorous twist, but when people hear his new song, Penis Capades, they will more likely be outraged than amused.

It's one of the most misogynist, racist and disgusting songs we've heard in a while. His mom must be proud!

Check it out (below).

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

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579 comments to “All Sorts Of Wrong”

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  1. Zoensky says – reply to this


    401

    I guess, if you can't get any mind as well sing about it!!! He's 31? Is he retarded or something???

  2. SINIStEr~fan says – reply to this


    402

    what a fricking douchebag.

  3. CC says – reply to this


    403

    What kind of Idiot would produce some stupid little rich kids wet dream. Like does this shit actually sell records. Someone should ground him til he is 30.

  4. CJC says – reply to this


    404

    So when Sarah Silverman does this, she's incredible, but when Andy Milonakis (who just happens to be in his 30s — read your wikipedia or any other online source) does this, he's a racist misogynist? Are you kidding me? Perez Hilton has double standards for just about everyone in Hollywood.

    Uhm, he's a comedian. It's a joke. If you don't think it's funny, that's fine, but it's a joke. There is no truth behind it. Some may think it's funny. Some may not. Some may even just take it way too seriously. But, just get over it and move on.

    I'm sure Perez thinks he's intelligent, right? The guy sure doesn't seem to know what satire in comedy is though.

  5. p says – reply to this


    405

    EWWWW. DIRTY FUCKED UP WEIRDO.
    COMPLETE WANABE.

    ICK

  6. Bakers says – reply to this


    406

    AWESOME!!! If you watch his show this is likely a huge PARODY!!!

    Have you listened to 50 Cent or Tupac recently. It's pretty much the same only they talk black not white, so we can't understand….

    If SKEET, SKEET, SKEET was EJACULATE, CUM, CUM on you FACE! you'd think it was gross, but they talk black, and that makes it OK….

  7. MATT says – reply to this


    407

    HILARIOUS AND INSPIRED BY SANDLER, LISTEN TO 'SHE COMES HOME TO ME' MILONAKIS WILL EITHER BE A COMEDIAN WHO PUSHES THE INDUSTRY AS AN ADULT OR WIND UP DEAD OF AN OVERDOSE AT 22, EITHER WAY HE'S A FUNNY KID………

  8. kp says – reply to this


    408

    HOW OLD IS THIS KID?

  9. Sk-Hawt says – reply to this


    409

    I love this song and the fact that its coming from a teenage boy. Yeah, his mom might not be proud but shes laughing all the way to the bank.

  10. Elizabeth says – reply to this


    410

    Please tell me how old this kid is???? does his mommy know he's "singing" this song?

  11. Erica says – reply to this


    411

    He is in his 30's… he has a disorder that makes him appear young. He plays on that.

  12. gnik says – reply to this


    412

    he's fucked up.

  13. sickened says – reply to this


    413

    everyone is on brittany's ass about her parenting skills and saying she should loose her kids for leaving them with a sitter same as all other parents in the world by the way, when we really need to look at the parents that allow their children to be involed in a song as disgusting as this. they should be the ones to loose their kids. the kids learn the behavoir from somewhere.

  14. Donatella says – reply to this


    414

    Thought that was Rumer Williz! Sure looks like Ruum!

  15. ohio says – reply to this


    415

    I take it you haven't ever seen his show? He always does stupid shit like this.

  16. jp says – reply to this


    416

    i hate this kid but this song is awesome. i'd much rather listen to this that bratney quears

  17. grace says – reply to this


    417

    thts jus gay
    y wud u do tht its sooo wrong beyond belief

  18. DNA says – reply to this


    418

    This kid is an example of everything that is wrong in America. Rather than showcase him Perez… you should ignore him and let him sink back into the cess pool

  19. KELLYMR. says – reply to this


    419

    HAHAHAHAHHAAHA OMFG THATS JUST FUNNY AS ALL HELL!!!

  20. sick says – reply to this


    420

    that makes me want to throw up

  21. Melissa says – reply to this


    421

    i duno who that kid is…..but bahaha his song is soo effing funny.. yeh cook that food bitch his hungry..lmao..

  22. alli says – reply to this


    422

    yes, that shit is rediculous, but i'm surprised you're offended by it. personally i think that you said worse. whatever, it's all funny to me.

  23. polimom69 says – reply to this


    423

    THIS GUY IS REPULSIVE N SICKENING. A TOTAL DEGENERATE LOW-LIFE. PEREZ BEING A HIPPOCRITE IS NOT NEW NEWS, BUT S-THING HE FINDS VILE MUST BE OVER THE TOP TASTELESSS. SCUMBAGS MAKE $$$$ DOING THIS CRAP CUZ THERES ENUF TRASH BUYING IT! JOKE OR REAL ITS WRONG! PC HAS NOTHING TO DO W/ IT, BEING MAN ENUF TO TREAT WOMAN LIKE HUMANS IS THE ISSUE. LITTLE TWEENS HEAR THIS CRAP N THINK ITS OK FOR CELEBS N OTHERS TO COMPLETE DEGRADE WOMAN. ITS SOUL-CRUSHING!!!WE MUST STOP CALLIN ATTENTION TO THE MAGGOTS OF SOCIETY.

  24. Erica says – reply to this


    424

    i love it!

    it halarious

    people get much to offended these days its a joke!

    haha go cok my shit bitch! haha comedy!

  25. This is horrible says – reply to this


    425

    WHICH IS WORSE, THE FACT THAT THIS SICK LOW LIFE SUCH A HORRIBLE SONG, OR THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK ITS OKAY AND ENTERTAINMENT??? I think it is scary, and honestly really sad to think that this is considered funny. Its like today, something can't be funny unless its offensive, off color, vulgar, racist, anti-religious etc. And FYI, i checked imdb and he is no child, he's 31 years old. What a disgusting pile. Its pretty pathetic that this is his "talent". wow.

  26. A says – reply to this


    426

    You people need to get a sense of humor QUICK and stop judging him. He's just playing around….

  27. Sarah says – reply to this


    427

    Andy is one disgusting fat f*ck!
    I don't see how he even got "famous".
    He is so gross.
    And why the f*ck would he even try singing that song…
    HE IS F*CKING GROSS!

    Even though Perez called Donnie Wahlberg a douche.. I must say.. he was totally wrong for calling him that.. and should have deff. called this fatty a douche!

  28. chaos_a_d_555_666_ says – reply to this


    428

    Yall evah heard of 2Short b4 Celebrity Rapp Crapper Star?! Ha Ha Andy Rocks You Fucken Emoz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. dulce says – reply to this


    429

    omg! he's only a kid ewwwww where the hell are his parents? he needs a time out, rapido!

  30. j says – reply to this


    430

    i'm not offended by his ass, no one else is either

    he's fucking fat, and untalented

    it's ridiculous people even care about this degenerate!

  31. mt says – reply to this


    431

    what the fuck

  32. Ashley says – reply to this


    432

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    "I want to fuck 3 bitches twice". First off hunny that's not going to happen. I bet you can't even get one to look at you. "…I'll fuck your mother in the teeth". WOW…are you going to be flossing her teeth with your dick cause it's so small???
    Honestly listen to the words…funniest shit ever.

  33. Krystin says – reply to this


    433

    Anyone who gets offended from this song should go kill themselves, the guy is joking around, no one went crazy when that afro-man came out, and it was 10 times more vulgar, and 10 times more racist.

    This song is rad, and andy is the shit.

  34. Martin says – reply to this


    434

    Why is this fat white kid talking about his dick? If it was funny, it would be okay. The shit just isn't funny and is Andy Milonakis really getting any pussy?

  35. Angie says – reply to this


    435

    He is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.

  36. nITY says – reply to this


    436

    I think Justin Trugman wrote the music on the track

  37. Millz says – reply to this


    437

    MARTHA DUMPTRUCK!!!!

  38. Justin K. says – reply to this


    438

    THIS SONG KICKS ASS PEREZ!! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU UGLY GAY NO TALENT PEICE OF SHIT!!!! FUCK YOU PEREZ I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE IF I EVER SEE YOU IN THE STREETS OF LA YOU FAT FUCKING TOOL BAG!!

  39. hilla says – reply to this


    439

    I guess if you are too young to get pussy, you have to sing about it. My guess is this kid will never get pussy! We'll be seeing him on "Bounty Hunters" real soon!

  40. hilla says – reply to this


    440

    I guess if you are too young to get pu**y, you have to sing about it. My guess is this kid will never get pu**y! We'll be seeing him on "Bounty Hunters" real soon!

  41. uscgirlie says – reply to this


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    This KID is around 30 years old! WTF!!!! I made him show me his drivers license one night when he was at this bar I was at b/c I thought it was a kid sitting at the bar!!!!

  42. Pshh says – reply to this


    442

    What the hell do you expect? He's fat.
    He's had lots of alone time to think.

  43. anni says – reply to this


    443

    haha, that was pretty funny.

  44. ew says – reply to this


    444

    ewwwww that guyy is sick and disgusting and fucking ugly!!!!!

  45. Lynn says – reply to this


    445

    LMFAO 'hit the bitch with a pan- cook my shit- cook my shit!'
    LMFAO!
    Yes it's horrible and offensive on so many levels, but it's still halarious. EVERYONE who hears this will laugh a bit at least. C'mon! haha. Plus, this guy is actually like 30-something years old, which makes it even funnier.

  46. d rock says – reply to this


    446

    damn that shit was dope!

  47. molly says – reply to this


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    where did you get this song? i want to download it! HIGHlarious! ps. he is like 30 yrs old. not that he looks like it. and i guarandamntee you he isn't getting laid.

  48. fugk says – reply to this


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    this guy is the luckiest fuck on the planet because he's not funny at all. thanks jimmy kimmel, you must not be that funny yourself if you think this guy is. he sux shit.

  49. Monica says – reply to this


    449

    He's one year older than me, but I'll still wash his f*cking mouth out with a bar of soap!

  50. monique says – reply to this


    450

    ouuu, thats soo kinky, ide slurp his goo anyday

  51. Lenore says – reply to this


    451

    Fucking gross (and his song isn't that great either).

  52. littleB!TCH says – reply to this


    452

    FAG FATT ASS

  53. ........ says – reply to this


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    that song is hilarious,

    whats so offensive about it? have you seen any of andy milonakis's other stuff. its kinda similar.

    and who gives a shit what his mother thinks he's like 38 years old

  54. quita says – reply to this


    454

    he is absolutley disgusting!!

  55. Erica says – reply to this


    455

    what a loser=this is depressing- how old is this kid?……..sad-

  56. sickk says – reply to this


    456

    that kid is messedd.

  57. amy says – reply to this


    457

    he's show sucked so I'm sure the song does to

  58. Amanda says – reply to this


    458

    The song is disgusting and vulgar and it's made even worse because he looks like he hasn't even finished 8th grade yet.

  59. Just Me says – reply to this


    459

    I like it. It's Slim Shadyesque, just not as clever; but has the potential to be funny as shit! It would be a fun album to listen to. Do yo' thang Andy…pimp this already shitty industry.

  60. Bronte says – reply to this


    460

    asif he can sing about pussy it's not like he'll ever get any.

  61. Erin says – reply to this


    461

    Thats disturbing, he's too young and makes the song sound horrible……Not right :(

  62. god says – reply to this


    462

    one of the few white boy who have any kind of flow, thou shall not hate !! thou shall not covit ur neighbors flow !!, thou shall respect me and pussy capade or what it is call….. !! thou shall thank andy for bringing respect to white rappers!! plz repent ur sins

  63. Leslie says – reply to this


    463

    Lol. I found this…pretty funny.

  64. leeann says – reply to this


    464

    that is freakin' hilarious!! all the low blows that perez takes and yall get offended by this?? puleeeeeeease!

  65. C diddy says – reply to this


    465

    Im with Leeann, everybody talks there own brand of shit. I happen to find the Christian network much more offensive than this song.

  66. shirley says – reply to this


    466

    perez your fucking gay are you really saying this????? ummm ya im sure your mom is proud of the fag she raised….yaaa id be realllll proud if you were my offspring. your a fat hypocritical attention whore who makes a living off making otehrs feel bad havent you ever heard "people that talk shit are just insecure with them selves" well your the fuckin posterchild for that shit stop using being mean and cruel as a ticket to get your fat ass in the public eye you fuckin moron ps-ive never seen anyone as ugly as your ass you are a waste of space

  67. Kandace says – reply to this


    467

    Umm, aaa, ummhuumm, that is wrong on so many levels

  68. JB says – reply to this


    468

    This is no better or worse than some of the shit that was in the movie Waiting. Just ignore the little D-bag.

  69. Kristina says – reply to this


    469

    Isnt that little perv like 40 something? He grosses me out.

  70. Chelsea Young says – reply to this


    470

    thats the worst song ive ever heard in my life….yukkkk

  71. Ellen says – reply to this


    471

    How old is this fuckin loser??????

  72. Ryah says – reply to this


    472

    Ugh, whatever, he won't last ten minutes.

  73. SFW says – reply to this


    473

    Brandon and Jason Davis' little brother? Yet another disgusting waste of space. Belligerent people are so over!

  74. Taylor says – reply to this


    474

    wow…i hav no idea how to respond to that except wow, that was f*cked up

  75. allison says – reply to this


    475

    who the fuck does diz thiz fucking fuck face think he is man hes a fucking racist little mother fucker este puto chuko should get a fucking beaten around where i live man he fucking would!!! fucking pice of shit

  76. m says – reply to this


    476

    his mom was the assistant to my elementary school librarian….not even kidding….mrs.milonakis…she gets all uncomfortable when asked if she's related to andy milonakis

  77. Michelle says – reply to this


    477

    Wow has this kid even touched a pussy?….or even seen one..other than on his computer

  78. boogs' says – reply to this


    478

    BEST WHITE RAPPER OF THE YEAR…..um, wait…SECOND BEST Next to Perez.

  79. ally says – reply to this


    479

    K, FIRST OF ALL… THAT FAT FUCKER ISNT EVEN LIKE 15 YET…SECOND OF ALL.. THATS FUCKING CUST, AND I FEEL LIKE LESS OF A PERSON FOR LISTENING TO IT!!! PEREZ PLEASE DONT POST THE BULL SHIT!

  80. Aly says – reply to this


    480

    my gosh… this is just wrong… why is he even popular in the first place? ew

  81. Mrs.NickJonas says – reply to this


    481

    Ugh..I was watching the jonas brothers when my sister told me to hear this song, the first thought to my head was Wtf? She ruined my happiness seeing the jonas brothers to see his fugly self, he's disgusting…Whats the point of making this song if he's not gonna get a bitch anyway???

  82. ?????? says – reply to this


    482

    He's like 32 years old portraying a teen ager FAT FUCK. You can't rap.

  83. kat von kat says – reply to this


    483

    Come on Perez. This guy's a PRICK! This is one person that I honestly have to say I can't stand to watch for 2 seconds. He disgusts me. I hope some Jewish or Japanese guy or ANY race he's made fun of kicks his fat ass!

  84. OMG says – reply to this


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    HOW FU**IN OLD IS THAT FATTY UP THERE? HE LOOKS 14.31??? ARE YU KIDDIN ME? THAT *RAP* WAS HORRIFIC. I HOPE HIS MOM HEARD IT.

  85. pierced_up says – reply to this


    485

    misogynistIC

  86. MC LARS says – reply to this


    486

    HE is a FUGLY ASSWIPE!

  87. BLONDIE GO TO HELL says – reply to this


    487

    Re: BLONDIE – You really are a VERY DISTURBED person. Get help for it.

  88. chris beahan says – reply to this


    488

    you rock andy!

  89. PerezFan says – reply to this


    489

    ewwwww how gross is that??

  90. Beka_Indie_raver says – reply to this


    490

    haha love it! chirst some of you need to lighten up!

  91. nikokira says – reply to this


    491

    this would only be funny if it killed him.

  92. Steph says – reply to this


    492

    Stupid!

  93. katie says – reply to this


    493

    untalented, waste of semen.

    please shut up!!!!!!!!

  94. Chris says – reply to this


    494

    Thank god you dont like him.

  95. Ana says – reply to this


    495

    He's a nasty fatass pig.

  96. Sharon says – reply to this


    496

    Perez Hilton / Perez Sez is: Extremely ”Gay” and BORING!!! You acted like you have never seen an entertainer before and the excitement you felt being in the presence of a (real) star simply overwhelmed you. Perez, you are truly the “ONLY” person in the world making money (short lived I hope) for absolutely NO TALENT, NO CLASS, NO RESPECT FOR OTHERS and saying things to create turmoil, jelousy, bitterness, heartache, sadness….etc., of the people in the entertainment business,(who are the TRUE entertainers of America) and then you seem to think of yourself as a “STAR”!!! Perez, when it stops for you it will be VERY abrupt. It is honestly a wonder we have anyone who would want to entertain us with people like you. YOU ARE A VERY “LUCKY”, UNTALENTED TROUBLE MAKER. Sharon

  97. jessica says – reply to this


    497

    i fucking hate him, his RETARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  98. danni says – reply to this


    498

    andy you are not funny your fuckin fat and dumb. LOSER

  99. G says – reply to this


    499

    Oh look, a date for Perez! lmao

  100. Synthetic says – reply to this


    500

    Fucking hoe. I mean like what a cxnt ass bitchhhhhh, not funny just shitty. UGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >=[

    Perez is right as always.

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