Would You Hit It????
Filed under: Cisco Adler
Crisco Adler and some hoochie make a swift exit from Hollywood hotspot Les Deux on Wednesday night.
Would you tickle his pickle?
This girl would! She just probably wanted to look at his big balls!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
Posted: September 6, 2007 at 12:51 pm
100th!!!
Just to say…
"douche" means "shower" in french…
HELL NO!
If I were really desperate and wanted my 15 mins of fame. maybe. otherwise NEVAH!
This looks like the girl "justin Bobby" was flirting with the night he ditched Audrina on the hills!
cisco's a rad dude. good vibes. he always goes for the exact same type of girl though.
I have the BIGGEST crush on him and his balls but I probably have to rethink that because of the women he chooses to shag. BUT then again he probably likes them easy what man wouldn't? I love Cris, yum.
hot shirt! where does he shop at?
he is so gross!!! YUCK!!!! I don't care if he was the richest guy, (well, just kiddin) in the world…. YUCK, YUCK, YUCK!!! I don't see what they all see in him….
dude's hot. i'd hit it!
MORE NEGS AGAINST ANOTHER WHITE CHICK?
COME ON FATSO.
HOW'S YOUR WALKING EATIING DISORDER BITCH LONGORIA DOING AFTER WHORING OUT HER WEDDING? STILL HOT AND CLASSY?
HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! I'm not going to waste my effort in the gym to lift his mega sag sac !
hell yeah! i've met him and he is one of the coolest people i've ever come in contact with. hate him all you want, but i love him!
Cisco Adler is a no talent fuckwad who playes with a bunch of hack musicians who couldn't play there way out of a paper bag. that guitarist Rainbow is the shittiest player since Kurt Cobain. Who's dick did Cisco have to suck to land that MTV gig?
she looks like mischaa!!!!!! OMG
Ick! So much money and always managing to look like he just rolled out of a trailer!
Yuck!
No, and no.
1. Because, well, ew….not looking to get his stank on me. Or crabs.
and
2. Mischa's sloppy seconds? No thanks!
Would I hit it? Hell yeah. I'm desperate. I might even stoop as low as Pear-ez.
Leaving Le Douche
SURE..FOR THE RIGHT PRICE
WHat the hell is she wearing?… Almost take the emphasis off his douchebagedness.
Why do chicks get with this guy? He's nasty and has those godawful saggy balls. YUK!
No fucking way
Umm yeah- This "band" has no credability whatsoever. I have never heard one song of theirs, let alone the name of their band. The tabloids made Crisco, VH1 gave him a show (without merit), and now he wants be taken seriously? Creepy, Ugly, Talentless. I wish you wouldn't even cover "stories" about him/his 'band'. If you are known more about your massive balls vs. your music….That train never left the station.
Women are whores. Why are you surprised?!?!
What the FUCK is she wearing?
hmmmm…it seems he has a "type." That girl looks a lot like his ex, Mischa Barton.
i'm so into the tightness of his pants and how he dresses
i would do any dude with that outfit on
EEEE-AW!! EEEE-AW!! EEEE-AW!!
My god he is so gross!
Who the hell is that ugly pig? Never heard of him!
UGH!!! GROSS beyond belief. NO thanks!
he's hot and i'd hit it hard
and you all need a lesson in balls–THEY'S SUPPOSED TO SAG YA BITCHES!!
Hell to the NO!!!! He is so FUG, not to mention those disgusting saggy balls of his. EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He doesn't have a pickle it's all BALLS!
HELL NO!
What the fuckery is she wearing? I'm already used to his small dick…
She looks like Mushy and she spread her face on his shirt!
HELL YES he's so fucking hot he just doesn't photograph that well…THOSE EYES he kills me. WATCH THE ROCK LIFE
His balls are the single most mesmerizing part of anatomy I've ever laid my eyes on. They should make him part of a Ripley's exhibit, believe it or not! I do have to say after watching the "Rock Life" I like this cat. Seems like a pretty down to earth guy and he makes good music. So go ahead Cisco and hook up with the ho!
She looks like Silus's first girlfriend on Weeds. Wynn, gynn? Ynn.. something like that!
Perez, I love all the shit you talk.
The second I saw that picture I was like, "What the FUCK?!"
What a nasty motherfucker.
There are balls, and then there are C[r]isco Adler'z ballzzz:
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Goodness he's fugly! She looks like one of the Bush girls.
Goodness he's fugly. She looks like one of the Bush girls.
From the bulge in her pants it looks like Cisco might have some competition
HE LOOKS LIKE A SHITEOUS MUPPET
Not even with Paris' twat, and Nicole pushing.
No!
No!
HE IS SOOOOOOO UGLY!!!!!!
who names their kid crisco? that isnt right
I'd do him. Just to see what it's like with his ginormous balls and all. Haha!
P.S.
I'm watching Celeb Rap Superstar and all I have to say is Perez, you rocked it but shave your 'stache!
Is it just me or does it look like she has pee running down her leg
Maybe with my CAR!
one word….. BARF.
why does everyone mention his balls. they can't be that big
Let's see here what do I not like about this guy?….well right off the bat I hate his mouth - especially his barely-even-growing-in pencil moustache sitting on his upper lip there. Oh and also, he's got a really lame fashion sense - pink shirt and black pants? I'm sorry but that's bullshit, no way dude, you did not just wear that, fuck all that. If I were her I would be in my car, driving home at that point, not tickling any pickles but instead listening to Frou Frou and basking in my sense of self-satisfaction from not physically being anywhere near any douchebags who wear pink shirts and can't grow a mustache….not naming any names.
OK maybe just maybe I have a thing for dirty bad boy rockers. Anyway this guy just has that star quality. He's a natural born rocker and he's pretty intelligent and manipulative as well. His father was a legendary producer for The Mama's and the Papa's etc. He's got that natural charisma. I don't know if I could deal with those balls though. It might creep me out and make me feel like I'm fucking my grandfather. He's too young to have dirty old man balls. Can't he get them fixed? Cisco if you're reading this you're hot but you need DR 90210 fix that shit. Stat.
No, I wouldn't, but Demi Moore would.
She looks like the girl who won Britains next top model
all i've got to say is ewwww
the answer to the question is no.
God Forgive me, but I think Cisco is so hot!!I have no idea why, yes - he looks like he needs a good, long, hot shower…but I'm still strangley attracted to that guy! Worst yet, I'm a 35 y/o suburban Mom ( MILF), but yeah, I'd do him!! What's wrong with me?!
no. and the "hoochie" he's with looks worse than trailer trash. What is she wearing?! EWW!
Why am I slightly drawn to him everytime I see his douchebag ass?! Maybe its his smile… or the hair.
But then I remember that n00d pic and throw up in my mouth.
Now if he got those ballz of his reduced, and I got wasted, Id hit it. Then cry myself to sleep and throw up again and again after realizing what I did.
correction….he does NOT have "big balls"
he has a STRETCH ARMSTRONG SAC!!!!!
Only if I were puking drunk would I hit that cheesy shit.
Yeah, with a baseball bat. Why do we care? What has this guy done to be featured on this site? Sell 68 recordds? Make me understand.
umm…..I can't even see him because im distracted by what that girl is wearing! WTF is that?
What is this guy famous for? I know he has huge balls and he fucked Mischa Barton, but has he done anything more significatn to be featured on this site and waste our time?
I fucking love him! He is hot hot and nasty! you know he would fuck like a rock star!
HELL YEAH!!!!!!
I think he's a hottie and I liked his personality on his reality show. He seems down to earth which makes him hotter.
What in the HELL is that looney bitch wearing?? They belong together!
his ladyfriend needs rachel zoe to take her shopping…. and he needs to cut off his nasty ass hair
Good Lord no! He looks like a retard after a long ride on the little bus.
disgusting!!! hes so ugly and his band sucks…go away cisco!
Eww, no! That's just lame and gross to the fullest. I mean it's not all about looks, but dang.
Oh, ps, I don't know who he is! Like who is he? He's McNasty. lmao
he has a gigantic scary mouth and he reminds me of a muppet
All of these stupid people famous for nothing except being crack-heads. His band blows and he should get some plastic surgery with his daddy's money.
OK she's actually pretty!
Hell NO, I wouldn't hit it!
He is gross and that girl looks alot like Mischa
I DON'T GET IT? WHY IS THIA MAN FAMOUS FOR & WHY DO SITES SUCH AS THIS ONE MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT HIM? BESIDES THE FACT HE DATED MISHA BARTON & IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN KIRSTEN DUNST..WHAT SO SPECIAL ABOUT HIM?
what the hell is she wearing?
HELL NO! Would you want to wake up to that manic smile?
HELL NO!! Would you want to wake up next to that manic smile?!
He's gross and greasy looking. Looks like he has jizz on his t-shirt.
he gave her a nickle to ticle his pickle
oh Gross where did they go shoppin
Wow, in all honesty..who WOULD tickle that pickle?