Lisa Rinna's Family Contracted Swine Flu Before It Was Popular!

Famewhore Lisa Rinna is making the claim that her family had swine flu before that shiz was ‘released’ to the public.
“I believe we all, except for myself, had the swine flu at our house… We had it before it came out… We had it at our house, I believe, and everyone is fine,” Rinna bragged to reporters.
She got an advanced copy of the virus, y’all!
We’re so jelliez!
Rinna continued, “How do you know it’s the swine flu? I don’t know but we had all the symptoms.”
The symptoms of swine flu, Lisa?
Fever, cough, sore throat, vomiting, diarrhea, myalgia, headache, chills, and fatigue.
…Also known as symptoms of the common flu.
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