The Oscars Of Fashion: WTF?????????
Filed under: Madonna > Fashion Smashion
It pains us to say this, but….
Madonna was THE worst dressed of the night at the Met's Costume Institute Gala in NYC on Monday night.
There is so much wrong with this! EVERYTHING, pretty much.
Where do we begin?
Let's start from the top and work our way down!
- That scrunchie on her head? Wrong!
- Why the crucifix? You're a Kabbalist! You're dating Jesus, you don't need to wear him!
- That outfit will haunt us!
- Even the gloves suck!
- And don't get us started on the boots!
Epic fail!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: May 4, 2009 at 11:49 pm




To anyone who says Madonna is unoriginal…What other 50 year old woman would dress like that? No one! Just M and that's why we love her! She ain't afraid to take risks!
Re: LG…simply LG – 76 LOL! Don't you know it! Sunday was great!
OXOX
It's no worse than those damn hair bows and crazy outfits that you and your manwhore GaGa wear!!
iT'S SO SAD TO SEE AN OLDER WOMAN DRESS LIKE THAT, DESESPERATE FOR ATTENTION. I UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU ARE IN YOUR TEENS AND NEED PEOPLE TO LOOK AT YOU, BUT AT 50?…THIS PICTURE IS A PROVE THAT MONEY AND FAME CAN REALLY FUCK UP YOUR SOULD. MADONNA IT'S FUCKED!
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ONLY JIG SAW IN DRAG DRESSES WORSE!!!
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Re: sticky_and_sweet – Well, actually, Grace Jones will always top Vadge.
iT'S SO SAD TO SEE AN OLDER WOMAN DRESS LIKE THAT, DESESPERATE FOR ATTENTION. I UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU ARE IN YOUR TEENS AND NEED PEOPLE TO LOOK AT YOU, BUT AT 50?…THIS PICTURE IS A PROVE THAT MONEY AND FAME CAN REALLY FUCK UP YOUR SOUL. MADONNA IT'S FUCKED!
she looks frumpy but rihanna looks new york city gala cool! poor momo looks like its riri now
damnet i meant new york city gala gracious! not cool!
She has a killer body built like a rock, with a gorgeous face. Shit i'd hit that and i am only 19. She looks incredibly good for her age nobody can deny that.
U know if Beth Ditto wore this or Ditta you wouLd LoVe it Perez!
i think Vag just wanted to be the worst dressed and really be WOST DRESSED!!
I love the blue of her dress and the tight corset waist and short poofy skirt. I think it's pretty imaginative and the bow thingy on her head is a bit odd but so avant gard and a nice pop of color. I give it an A for sex and risk.
Re: thinderella – I dunno anything about Grace Jones…at first I was SHOCKED when I saw this…and now I love it…I think she looks cute and like she's having fun. She is Madonna making people talk about her…she ain't finished yet! and we love her for that. Rihanna on the other hand looked like count dracula.
yeah, wht the fuck you know about the art of fashion,huh?
ok so she caaan pull unique outfits off but i think this time she went too far… she should stay where shes at! errghh whats she's wearing just looks horrible! for anyone who likes this, you have terrible fashion taste! beleive me, i would know.. she IS original but theres a difference between wow and whakkk!
She was paid $10 million to dress like that. That's a Louis Vuitton outfit from head to toe (yes including the bow) and she's their model for this season and again for next fall/winter season in which she got paid another $10 million. She will be wearing that same outfit in the new ads coming out in August. Besides fashion is not just about looking good. It's also about having fun and being different.
OI PEREZ (hope it got your attention) i really reckon you should put up a pic of Dani Minogue at the Aussie tv Logies night from a couple of nights ago! she was in a white dress and shes so short! and have you seen gretel kelen's (dont know if thats how you spell her name) new haircut! she looked waaay better when she had HAIR! long shiny wavy hair! also sorry if some of you dont know who im talking about bcos i live in Australia and i think Gretel is only known here??…
and im only 14 but doesnt that just prove that people my age have opinons that can be contributed to the outer world.
Looks terrible!!
cute!
This look is from the new LV campaign…she got paid 10 million to model that look
lucky her
Perez fashion is ABOUT taking risks! Duh! I genuinely think she looks cute here!
not nice, but def better then rihanna!
but then again.. you know what people say.. Dont listen to others. don't take other people's crap. Do what makes you feel good. Express yourself in ways unimaginable. Care more about your own opinion than others. Its how you feel about yourself that counts the most.
woooowww i just came up with that from the top of my head! awesommeeee!
btw i forgot what else i was gunna say…
oh yeah i remember now.. my freind said i need to get a life bcos im posting so many comments on here… do you agree?..
Oh, snap!
I'm OBSESSED with that outfit and the boots!!!!! This is so much cooler than anything LaDY GAGME is doing
No …………………. JUST NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go away already Madonna, Madge, Vadge, whoever the fuck you are. LOSER
DIS IS A BAD PIC
GOOGLE IT
MADONNA LOOKS SO HOT
I LOVE HER TO DEATH
Re: sticky_and_sweet – Grace Jones! Well honestly I love Madonna! I have been a fan probably longer than you… but yes like you said, her BRILLIANCE during Blonde Ambition, and her earlier career is without a doubt undeniable. I'm just really over her right now. She has completely sold out and her last musical efforts have been really painful to witness. This Hard Candy thing and Sticky and Sweet Tour was a complete fucking joke!!! At least I still have my Xtina! The cool thing about Miss Christina Aguilera is that she has been around for awhile and hasn't even peaked yet! And her career seems to be just beginning! Can't wait to hear what BRILLIANCE Xtina +Ladytron + Goldfrapp + Sia = comes up with
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Re: mvp – no just no
she THINKS she's hot
but she's …ergh
Fugly.
If This Is The New Fashion Thing!?
Then Im Safe! *-*
Re: misterpibb – You're right Hard Candy was a bit too pop…But Confessions was brilliant and so was American Life in my opinion. She is Madonna she is genius and can do anything
I love it! Can't wait to hear her new music!
it's HIGH FASHION. it's not supposed to be wear-able on the streets. it's called ART. not everyone will like it or "get it."
and where is everyone getting this 80s idea…this does not look like anything i ever saw in the 80s. maybe i missed a few years???
Re: SWEETPIECE! – #102.
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IT SURE WAS HONEY!!! WHAT A TRIO WE MADE SAUNTERING DOWN FIFTH!!!
YOUR EARS WERE ALL THE RAVE–AS LG PREDICTED!!!
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MUAH!
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The new Madonna is daring in a different way. I mean what 50 year old woman would dare dress the way she does? No one else has the balls to do it and for that I give her mad props.
…actually, i'm really happy she went with something other than her usual black, white or cream…
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AIR KISSES BEAUTY!!!
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I love Madonna. I just love her so much. This ensemble was designed to horrify a few people that believe fashion is important. This is how you make an entrance. Good for her.
I wouldn t wanna see a 20yr old topmodel in that outfit, let alone a woman approching her 6th decade! Ugly as hell! And no way of "elegant" in any way! At such event, don t you dress in some way "elegantly" in the USA?
Re: Ultraviolet12 –
Sorry, but I was young int he 80s and I really can t remember that ugly hooker boots ever belonged to the outfit back then!
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EXPENSIVE DOESN'T MEAN ELEGANT BY ANY MEANS, DARLINGS!!!
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OMG!! Grow old gracefully PLEASE!!!!!!!
Stupid…she's trying too hard. Give it up madonna, you are not lady gaga and you're was past your time. Rihanna outshone the crap out of you at this event.
oh its a miley cyrus expression. well, miley is young ok? she is 16 so she CAN dress age appropriate or age inappropriate! madonna on the other hand, is so smart and on top of fashion, shes so over it my frand!!!!
"You're dating Jesus, you don't need to wear him!"
Muahahahah, great! It's horrible, but also is Rihannas Outfit!
I feel sorry for her because I think she is going mad, becoming crazy. That is what happens when you are exposed to constant stress. Madonna needs to go chill on holiday or something.
Re: thefear – of course shes not lady gaga she's 1000 times more rich and succesful you ought to know that!
Re: thefear – No she didn't everyone is talking about Madonna not Rihanna…lol
She had always break the rules anf fooled the establishment…and she will continue…till the rest of time
Re: Onlydreamin –
Well obviously it worked because there are 125 replies on just what she is wearing. LOL. Marc knew for this dress and blue bunny ears thingy on her head, only Madonna could pull this off from his upcoming collection. Perez why do you post the worst pics of Madonna? Just Jared has some beautiful ones, she looks absolutley stunning. And as usual, Madonna will do what she wants, and doesn't care what anyone else thinks about her. She is supreme.
She's breaking the rules as always. People say no woman should dress like that at her age she says "Fuck that!" and dresses like that anyways and looking cute and half her age as she does it. She stole the show. THIS is the Madonna we all know and love!
People tell her to dress her age and she says "Fuck that shit!" and that my friends is the reason we ADORE Madonna! She is FEARLESS!
top THAT gaga!
Lady Gaga would have pulled this of, madonna is just too old for this.
Re: Catty – lady gaga has nothing on madonna lets see wat gaga looks like in 30 years lmao!
Finally Perez!!!!!!!!!!!
The light bulb goes off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahhaahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Miss
madonna is back to her old self! reminds me of 80s m!
she looks FIERCE ….!
Perez omg look at yourself!!! Half the time you look like carny folk, and the other half you look even *klassier*. Please you are the last person who should be rating fashion fat head.
wtf happened to her?????
I am the same age as Madonna. She changed my world in 1986. I heard her on the radio and thought "this black chick is really cool!" to this day I don't know why I thought this, because I, as I "know" her now, she has very little "soul" in her music.
Growing up in the very talented Minneapolis Art and Music Scene, I think she should give all the gay men who gave her all the "moves and attitude" GOLD BARS!!!!
The Miss.
if she got rid of the boots it would be cool.
hahaha hahahahaha
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i see she finally showed the world the devil horns which she has jesus sand off every night when they start to grow back . . . .
shes madonna:)
Welcome back to New York, baby. Let's have some fun!!
That would be a great dress on somebody in her 30's or 20's.
That's quite sad really.
Perez criticizing Madge? Wow. She *can* wear a crucifix a-n-d learn Kabbalah. Kabbalah is not a religion but having read some of its books,
I certainly understand her devotion to it. What I cannot understand is the whole outfit though.
She's becoming a Grace Jones. Hard and scary.
But if Lady GaGa did it, it would be okay ?! Right Perez!
Don't you get it ? Lady GaGa sucks and she always will…
Madonna clearly wants attention and dressing weird is an exellent way to get it ! Nice move !
This is a look that is just guaranteed to sway the Judge — into letting her adopt her baby Mercy!
Yeah,it is pretty bad…also the site wouldn't let me comment on "RiRi"…I hate the comback of shoulder pads…ugg
LOOKS LIKE SHE CLIMBED OUT OF OSCAR FROM SESAME STREET'S ANUS. WHEN WILL THIS WASHED UP PIECE OF TALENTLESS CRAP JUST GO AWAY? IT CANNOT EVEN SING LIVE AND ALL THE FAIRY QUEENS LAP HER UP. NOBODY IS INTERESTED IN HER NEW MID-LIFE CRISIS LOOK. ABSOLUTE MESS! TRAGIC!
This is obviously Madonna channeling her 80's garb w. an 09 twist. You dont have to love it, but you do have to love Madonna to get it. And you, Perez, obviously do not love Modonna enough to get it…GOT IT?? NOT GET ON UR CHUBBY KNEES AND BEG FORGIVENESS!!! NOW!!!!!
i feel like she saw lady gaga in concert and felt like she was stealing her thunder so she tried to pull off a weird eccentric outfit….and failed!
She looks like she doesn't care how she looks, like it's a joke!!! I dont know why people are saying it's 80's because it's not, maybe its the stupid wtf on her head!!!
Oh Perez, you forgot how to be the owner of a gossip page and now you are trying way too hard to know fashion…
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MAYBE you have a taste, but you definitely don´t have a SENSE for fashion!
Love the dress. Hate the rest.
What a sad individual she has become… she has to dress like a clown to gain attention now…
Grabbing headlines with nothing but scandals and bad outfits…
it's sad what some people come down to.
No wonder her tour is successful, people want to see a pathetic clown onstage.
This. Is. Horrible. Seriously, dress for your age! Stop wearing short skirts and stop opening your legs every chance you get. You are 50 and you have kids. We all love you already, so stop trying to be young and hip, we understand!
She looks like a 50 year old trying waaaaaaay tooooooo hard.
Re: bloggerquest – TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU! BUT YOU KNOW THE SAD FAGS WITH NO SENSE IN THEIR HEADS WILL RUSH TO SEE THE OLD ROID CROTCH LIP SYNCH HER WAY ON STAGE IN CONCERT!
I do have agree with Perez. Not a fashion forward. She looks like she had a blind person dress her up. She also looks like one of the characters from How The Grinch Stole Christmas. lol. That little girl in the movie. Hahhaahhah.
I love her but she is getting tacky.
I seriously HATE these obsessed Madonna posters on this site (Sticky & Sweet, Madonna #1 fan Forever and that queen from Portugal Freddie). What a bunch of hypocritical, pathetic, sad & lonely homos. When this hag tries to adopt Mercy they say she is doing it "to save the little girl" yet when this hag dresses like a crack-whore bag lady they say "she's doing it b/c she knows it will garner a bunch of publicity". She does EVERYTHING for publicity, including adopting those little shits from Malawi. If you think she cares for those kids once the cameras are off, you are all dumber than I thought. Please go get a life or at least die in a car crash today so the rest of us don't have to read your stupid comments.
madonna, ypu're old. dress like your age
below the neck she looks very fashion-forward, love the boots
but the hair and that blue thing (bow? scrunchie? kleenex dispenser?) WTF?
she would've killed with her hair short as in the "jump" video though
Um it's better than the crap costume Rihanna had on, at least Madonna looks like a woman
She is an aging pop tart who is trying to pull a lady gaga eccentricity but obviously she didn't. she is just a show girl who always tries to provoke people, this time wearing the cross, because she knows very well that she has nothing in her bags to offer. No talent, no art, it is time that people knew that she is not an artist she is just a performer and there is a huge difference between the two.
she is finally dressing to match her personality–classless
what is that shit on her head?
HA! THIS IS A HODONNA CLASSIC! SHE LOOKS LIKE FUCKING MILEY CYRUS!!! And I'm sure that was her intention…or actually she wants to look like her daughter because you know growing old is so BAD and HORRIBLE(being cynical because this bitch can't just age gracefully and show others how to). She looks like the true witch that she is! Loves it!
Re: Johnsose – Ohhh this made me laugh SO HARD, you are sooo right!!!
I wonder what happened when she got home from the last HORRIBLE plastic surgery…wonder if her kids even recognized her or thought she was Kate Hudson! She is sad and pathetic. Give it up!!! You are now and never will be 20 again.!!!
Re: sticky_and_sweet – Get a fucking life beyond posting about Madonna POLEEZ! Your shit is so weak and everybody hates her anyway. Give it up, you'll never win. Asshole.
Is Madge is going into comedy and that's why she's imitating Phyllis Diller?
Re: Brainbug – Awesomely said!