Linda Wasn't Invited!
Filed under: Brooke Hogan > Nick Hogan > Hulk Hogan > Linda Hogan
Little Brooke Hogan celebrated her 31st 21st birthday party Vegas style on Tuesday.
The peroxide blonde partied it up at Pure Nightclub with daddy Hulk Hogan, his much younger girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel, and lil bro Nick Hogan.
We sure hope Nick wasn't drinking, as he's only 18!
Noticeably absent from the festivities was mom Linda Hogan.
Either she's really a crazy ass and no one can stand her so she wasn't invited or Brookie-poo just loves the parent with the most $$$.
Why do U think Linda wasn't at the party? Too busy to make it to her daughter's birthday?
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: May 6, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Re: Babss –
LOL. I find it hilarious that that makes perfect sense. LOL
stash alert in the 2nd pic you need a lip wax!
Don't insult 31-year olds! She looks closer to 41 than anything. And even then that's insulting 41-year olds. Brooke looks busted and in no way fashionable. Poor girl/man. Even money can't buy class/fashion sense/ youthful looks in her case. Having Hulk as a father is GROSS.
poor brook she looks 51 not 21! Bad genes, prob all the roids mommy and daddy took while she was conceived.
FUCKIN BANGIN GIRL HULK BUT YOUR DAUGHTER HAS 5 OCLOCK SHADOW
She looks like a man!!! Especially the 2nd pic.
OMG shes a man!!!
Which one is the mum? They both look like tranny grannys
cuz brooke always says mean things about her mom. Brooke looks 41.
Fuckin' tranny mess. What's up with that make up? I can't believe no one loved her enough to tell her to tone it down some!
Re: LaLaLams – what's is Leinnies?
Brooke looks more and more like a man..get out of the sun already. Your face is getting really old. She looks exactly like her mom..gosh
Get rid of the make up..do you natural color or go brunette..and lose the tan. Its too much..
There was a older picture of Brooke floating around wearing a gorgeous purple dress, with darker, streaked blonde hair with nice makeup and she looked gorgeous! I think this bleached blonde look isn't good for her, and she's so orange, she looks dirty. I wish she could tone it down a bit, because she seems like such a nice girl. She would look so hot if she covered herself up more and scraped off some of the makeup.
iT CREEPS ME OUT THAT BRoOkE LoOkS SO MUCH LiKE HER DAD'S GiRLFRiEND. ESPECiALLY iN THE 3RD PiC.
wow, omg she does look like a tranny perez!! I dont care how much money hulk has or had, i would not want to look like her for all the tea in China…you could not pay me enough to have to go through life with that fugly manly face and that linebacker of a thick huge thunder thighed body. And yes, i do look better, i would venture to say 95% of the people on Perez's blog look better. the girl is a beast, not attractive in the least. Can't sing from what I've heard either.
plus i guess she thinks her big fake tits she bought last year will help to look like a woman, not working brookie, you are still manly with plastic for boobs.
i mean really Brooke has always been ugly but wow this is getting ridiculous she needs to wear a mask like Micheal and hide that face!!!
wow. she should really tone down the tanning, streak her hair brown–or go completely brunette–and stop wearing these bright colors. it contrasts to her dark skin drastically, and it made her look desperate, like a tranny. oh, and lastly, is that a mustache?
I think Brooke looks like Nicks transvestite twin brother.
even her lil brother is more feminine then she is….can you fix that with plastic surgury…i hope so or she is going to be depressed….
um in the picture with Nick…am i the only one that sees a mustache on Brooke?
backwards baseball cap
how 80's
OMG I thought Brook Hogan was a guy in drag until I read the story.
oh my gosh what the heck is this? cheesy! brooke really does look like a man AND she looks old….ugh…hmm…yeah HA! delusional world of 'celebrity" family
Well, it's good to see they're on good thems the four of them. And who cares if Linda is not there? That gold digging whore is annoying anyway. Oh and Nick looks really cute.
I try to be sensitive and shit, but Brooke Hogan looks like a DUDE in these pictures. A total dude. She looks like more of a dude than her brother.
She looks like a dude!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahaahahaha…that has to be a man in the second picture. There is no way that is Nick and his sister. Look at the cleft chin and bone structure! HAHAHAHA…tranny!!
TRASHY? Who would imagine a professional wrestling household wasn't serving high tea? The peak of the American Trash Heap!
seriously she looks straight up like a DUDE!!!
such a shame!!!
GOD he is GROSS!! and he makes UGLY children!!
she looks like a fucking man holy crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it just me or does Brooke Hogan look YEARS beyond 21?? Sadly, in this pic she looks like a man!
OMG! She has a 'stache!!!
I sickingly wonder what her who-ha looks like!
Brook should just change her name to Brian, cuz she looks like a man!!!! Seriously, does she have a mustache?
You're fucking kidding me! She's 21?? Seriously, I can't tell the difference between her or her mother in photos unless the photo is captioned.
She totally looks like a dude in that second pic with her bro….
BROOKE looks like a 35 year old tranny. wow to think she is a 21 year old woman. Proves money can't buy good looks!!she looks terrible.
OMG! she does ! she look WAYYYY older than 21…and how come Hulk Hogan is sooo…sex offender looking ???? EWWW
omg i seriously thought that the girls were wax figures until the one of them kissing hulk! look at them !!!
Why must Brooke Hogan ALWAYS look like trailer-trash Barbie?!?! Come on honey, you can do better!
WHY DOES BROOKE LOOK SO AGED? WHAT AN AWFUL DRESS.
WOW, NICK'S ONLY 18? GOOD JOB MAKING SOMEONE HANDICAPPED BEFORE 21!
Why do people take pictures of these white trash people? Nobody cares about them.
Brook looks like a drag queen ,..oh look everyone's saying the same thing
brooke looks like a wax figurine in the most tranny of ways.
Holy smokes! Brooke looks like a man! EEEEeeeeppp!
Omg! 2nd pic of Brooke looks like such a tranny! wtf!!!!!!!! its crazy!!!
Wow so true about the Tranny comment!!
OMG In that 2nd photo it looks like Nick's standing next to a man with a WIG ON! Her face is hideous in that photo…All that's missing is a MUSTACHE
LOL, Brooke's a guy…
BROOKE HAS A MAN FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!
brooke used to be cute… now she looks like a tranny. And I used to love Hulk Hogan, but now he is just a mess. Used to be an icon, but no more!
Poor girl, she has all the right ingredients but she's cooking them WRONG!
poor brooke, she didn't win on the genetic lottery did she?
What happened to Brooke?!? She used to be sorta cute, now she is a total man. =[
Brooke looks like GUY in them middle picture whahaha.. i think she's ugly anyway..
next
Don't even get me started about the horrible blue dress kinda thing
Well, what can you expect from a professional wrestler…
I'm just wondering how he managed a 50 year old "daughter" at his age!
Does Brooke have a moustache?????
It's no secret that Brooke has a 7 inch cock between her legs. She needs to wipe off the layers of clown makeup, rip off that terrible wig and just show the world who she truly is!
She looks 51.
i laughed my ass off when i saw this post! Brooke looks like a tranny!!!!
seriously? she's a man….
why dose he always go for the blond whales???!!!
These people are a mess! What happened to brooke is she on roids?
Love the pix you pick, they make me laugh!
my gawd, brooke is looking more like a dude every day…..
THEY ARE KEEPING A SECRET FROM BROOKE I KNOW IT!!!!! she was really bron a man only someone forgot to tell her! oops! no but seriously what the fuck is wrong with her face. not only that but the rest of her body to…. there is something wrong here. anyway…. perez we need to talk…
omfg i can not believe she even stepped out looking like this
Re: no beer makes homer -go crazy!! –
because he's a blonde whale him self! makes perfect sense
TWITTER, TWITTER, tweet, tweet! Give me something good to EAT! NOT Lady GagMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!And NOT Kelly Rippa's HUGE Herniated NAVEL!!!!UGH!!!! Or Mizz. Brooke Hogan's HUGE MAN-LIKE horrid BIG Saltwater TITTIES! Howsa ’bout sum Chicken, Seafood and So Forth from 'Po Folks?! Lady GagMe's treat!
brooke looks awful! wow.
I had to look twice but is that really Brooke the daughter? Geeeeezzzzz!!!!
OMG! what ugly people!!! hulk hogan with 2 old drag queens ewwwwww!
btw, she must lose weight! is a fat (too taned) whale and always dress like a prostitute…I'm sure her mom find more guys than her 
jjajajajjajaja she really dows look like a tranny xD
She looks like trash! Who eva is doing her makeup needs to quit! She looks like a clown! they are just screaming for a trailer park!