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Valets F'ed Up LOLhan's Ride!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan

We think Lindsanity should ditch her car and replace it with a bicycle ASAP because apparently every car La Loca owns is bound to get banged up!

Skin 'n' Bonehan wasn't even in her Maserati Tuesday night when the valet at Cecconi's restaurant in West Hollywood ran her car into a road barricade!

Although with all the hard-pAArtying Lindsanity has been sticking her nose in as of late, do U think she even noticed the scratches???

Watch the incident above!

22 comments to “Valets F'ed Up LOLhan's Ride!”



  1. 1

    Follow my friend Thatgirl911 on twitter… she is funnier than perezito



  2. 2

    LESBIANITY!!!!SHE NEEDS TO OWN A BODY SHOP!!!



  3. 3

    IM SURE THE XXX PORN GUY WHO LENT IT TO LESLO DONT GIVE A FUCK. HE'S WRITTEN IT OFF BEFORE IT EVEN GOT INTO LESLO'S [METH] HANDS.



  4. 4

    ha lol stupid lass she needs a life/



  5. 5

    And that's why people who buy expensive cars are idiots. Cars depreciate in value right away. Cars will always get dents, scratchs. Your car is always potentially fucked whenever you drive it. So all these celebrities and assholes driving expensive cars are idiots, plain and simple.



  6. 6

    why hasn't she gone away yet? WHAT ONE thing has she ever done that's worth a shit??

    i'm over her.



  7. 7

    why are you blaming her fat body if the valet crashed it?



  8. 8

    Isn't that the car that the porn producer gave to her to drive? You just KNOW he's waiting for her to get desperate enough to do a film for him.



  9. 9

    If they have any decency they should give the fee they charged back to the school. It's not like Jay Z is hurting for money.



  10. 10

    Brings to mind, "My Maserti does 185, I lost my license, now I don't drive…"



  11. 11

    Perez what kind of car do you drive? Or better said… what kind of car is big enough to carry your humongous chin & ass around La-la land???
    Lindsay should sue those douchebags for doing that to her car!



  12. 12

    She cannot catch a break

    www.TortoiseAndTheWhore.com



  13. 13

    that is why you don't let these retardos drive your cars.

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    14

    Did he just ask him if he rubbed it out?



  15. 15

    now she has a way to earn some $ -by suing



  16. 16

    This is pretty f-ing ridiculous, I'm sure I would have crashed the damn car if I had all those cameras going off in my eyes. Seriously, how can you be expected to do anything correctly when you are being blinded by papflash?!?!



  17. 17

    Video's like this prove that paps are vile disgusting excuses for human beings. They need to get as life beyond being stalkers. Before their were paps these guys were stalking women and smelling their underwear.



  18. 18

    It should be against the law for any celb to own a car that lives in hollywierd!
    Be responsible and take the BUS!



  19. 19

    IF SOMEONE SCRATCHED MY MASERATI ID INTRODUCE A BAT TO THERE FACE. WORD IS BOND.



  20. 20

    Bless*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Tanya Turner of FW Fame!



  21. 21

    I love it when the pazz's said "Liquid paper!!"



  22. 22

    You can tell that she doesn't how to pump gas, because of the drip marks by the gas cap and her white car is dirty as hell. I thought celebs had the money to take care of their cars….oh wait we are talking about Leslo