Nick Cannon Goes Off
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Um…okay.
So Nick Cannon got a hold of Eminem's new album, which leaked on the Internets (it sucks), and he offered his scattered review of the tracks on his blog.
Everything was nice and "mediocre" until Eminem took a dig at his wife, Mariah Carey, and Nick took to his blog to prove why children need to be supervised on the internet.
First, Nick finds himself conversing with some dudes on his shoulders, with one saying, "No Nicholas, there is no need to play into his negativity. He is just a troubled soul yearning for the lost spotlight. You must be Christ like and turn the other cheek" and the other dude rousing him to battle, saying, "What Nigga?! Is you scared?! You can’t let no man ever disrespect your wife! Especially not some Peroxide drenched homophobic has-been! This is like some Paquiao vs. Hatton shit! He is underestimating you with his ass out and you can drop him in the first round!"
He then debates whether or not he should challenge Eminem to a rap off, but decides against it. Smart move, Nick.
And then, through some some sort of whack logic, Nick arrives at the conclusion that Eminem's greatest transgression is insulting a black woman, saying, "this so-called man has just disrespected and slanderized one of the world’s most significantly influential artists, one of the most notable BLACK females of our time, the incredibly cherished, globally loved and world-embraced woman of color, Mariah Carey!"
He then invites Eminem to "holler at me on some grown man shit. Man to man, let’s meet up and deal with this like adults. This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I’m here Pimp! because "I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight."
But the most amusing aspect of Nick's rant is when he refers to Eminem as "Miss Marshall," suggesting that being a woman is an insult.
We wonder how Eminem is going to respond!
You can listen to the panty knot inducing song below.
[Images via WENN.]
Oh man.. The race card? Of geez how old is that. You figure that when an african american becomes president that would finally stop coming into play almost every time. And Um… I don't think you can insinuate that a person is just talking about another cause of their color… if they dated her! I mean if he can be in a relationship with Mariah why would color matter? Nick, your to much of a kid to put 2 and 2 together. Your just mad cause he f*cked her.
HAHA Eminem would fuck his world up!! And atleast Em has talent and is back in the news for that, not being Mariah Carey's bitch!!! Nick Cannon is a pretty boy and watch Fuckin wit the Big Dogs! I don't think Eminem will even respond… I mean c'mon its Nick Cannon.
Re: Mrs Roberta Pattinson – You must be young because you obviously don't know good music!! The whole dissing shit is what hip-hop was and should be all about!! Haven't you ever heard battle raps??!! That is what rappin is!!!!!! But its one thing to talk about wives and girlfiends its a completely different story when you talk bout someones kids!! That is the most disrespetctful thing someone can do…. Eminem never talked about JaRules kids and JaRule did that when he was beefin with 50 Cent so bringing up Eminem was never necessary! That is why Ja Rules career is over!
Nick is stupid Slim is way better then he is and he thinks he can take on EM he's its like saying Steve-o is a better rapper the 2pac and B.I.G…and Steve-o cant rap for sit
gosh nick get over it!
and to the ppls who think that eminem is a has been eh WRONG! he is still kewl and rap was all about dissing other people as well as sex and drugs. Eminem is the only one dissing people through rap and he has been doing it for yrs its original for him and we all still like it. Pink copied him off her ner album. Point is this feud has been doing on for ages, eminem does it to EVERYONE! so nick cannon should shut his face.. he may be black but when it comes to rap eminem is alot blacker than he is.
Bwahaha! What a little bitch! I would love to see Nick and Em battle. Em would tear him apart.
why is this boy still trippin on mariah? move past it dood.
Mariah is nothing outside the USA. She is shit, and obviously so is he. Seriously he is just jealous that Eminem has his own career, and is known for it. Not like him who is known for being Mariah's son.
Mariah's black? You could have fooled me. Neither she or her music seems black.
As opposed to Cannon's hiding place, at sugar mommy's?
Quit pretending that Mooriah can't fight her own battles. Weren't she and Em an item once? Em would know a little about what she was like.
OMG . . . that photo is hilarious. LMAO. btw, nick removed his rant from his web site - claims it was due to comment overload. Gee, ya think?!
Re: Madonna_#1fan_4ever! – nice comment!!!!and i think nick cannon needs chill because eminem micks celebrities for years already and he is the only one who got pissed with it.
Re: hey_perez – nick is just scared that eminem will respond to his rant
LMAO I'd love to see Nick Cannon say anything to Eminem's face, he's too much of a pansy.
Re: Roccomagoo – No Retard. When Nick was talking about Nickelodeon, he was talking about himself. Trying to pull an 8 Mile protecting himself against what Em might say. TNot really going to help though I don't think. Em's going to slam him. Because that's what he does.
Mariah Carey is about as black as Barak Obama.
Why would Nick make it a race issue? NICK CANNON IS A RACIST!!! I was totally on his side until he pulled out the race card. Now, 100% on Eminem's side.
NICK CANNON IS A LOSER!
Nick is stupid. Eminem would eat him alive. Stop being an attention whore, Nick and go take your wife to see Jenny Craig! NEXT!
Why is everyone hating on Nick? He seems like a nice guy.
Nick your wife is not black. She is mixed race and if you want to get technical her mother is white which makes her actually white with a little sprinkle of black not the other way around.
saying Eminem is a hasbeen is as stupid as saying John Lennon is a hasbeen. Em is already a legend to begin with, and legend can never be washed up. The game never left him, it's him decided to left it. Eminem could release a shitty album every year and it'd still go platium easily, but he decided to take a break instead.
Nick Cannon, on the other hand, has NO career to begin with, and now we know that he's also a big moron for pulling the race card. Nick, ask Benzino and Ja Rule to see how messing with Em has ended their career. You have no chance of winning against the freestyle battle king, physically or lyrically.
"Slanderize" is not a word.
As for criticism of Ms. Carey, LOL, Eminem has to get in line behind millions, Nick….she may be "globally loved" but she is also widely ridiculed and discounted. Let's just say she is no Ella Fitzgerald, Lena Horne, Beverly Sills or Yo-Yo Ma, LOL!!! Her stuff sells, but….as for being of "color" her hair is the color of day-old Tang…..
and we're all from Africa, got the same bangin ancestor Lucy….
Oh, well. Maybe she put Nick up to it. If he really wants to play white knight, he can go and make some money rather than suck her dry. I would have supported him defending her until he insulted Em.
lol. Mariah is Black when its convenient for her career. Nick? calm down…Emininem is an idiot but he talks about everyone. thats his whole career.
eldickie…there are a lot of mixed people who identify more with being Black because they look more Black.BUT in Mariah's case …she looks White so Nick looks especially stupid here.
This songs sucks balls! EM what the hell happen. You and Dre been sucking dicks laced with steriods.
eminem is fucking sick on this album!
Re: Mimzy – I agree with ALL except Mariah is uber rich! That byotch gets paid everytime her dumb ol songs are played on EZ Listening Stations all over the universe! They play "Vision of love' about 1 thousand times a day! So if wifey is rich hubby is rich..It aint his hard earned loot however..M&M earned his shit & worked hard..So Nick is gonna try to hide behind Mariahs shit..
lolz..has any1 listened to this song? funny!
As painful as it was, i managed to actually listen to the song again. 1st verse was funny, in the next verse he says "nick, you prick, you can have that f@#king whore" — um, why is she a whore - are you still angry at her cuz you didn't hit it! Mariah is a lot of things, but she's not a whore - she didn't even have sex with nick until they were married. And, WTF does Luis Miguel have to do with this?
Em man, you are crazy. You need to apoligize to Mariah not because she is "black", but because she's a woman who does not deserve to be disrespected like that. And if this is you at your best, the relapse cd I was going to get tomorrow will stay on the store shelf.
Re: Freki4Hotness –
NO! There's a reason why white people don't want him and blacks won't accept him. Versus Mariah, everyone wants to claim her. And they're lucky cause she biracial. ie, LEGITIMATELY black and white.
Lol poor Nick he shoul stick to being Mariah's puppet… Em is the king and will always be! BTW perez you call him Feminem… isn't that a way to suggest Eminem is gay and that being a woman is an insult??? Lol the nerve!
eminem is one of the best rappers ever!!! nick cannon is so not eve on his radar !!1
i actually sorta like this song, its funny, and you know what, not all of relapse sucks, some songs are awesome so FUCK you perez!!
um hello Nick, you should be idolizing Em for making you famous. idiot is just hurt cuz he hates recognizing he's just mariah's sidekick, the lesser half. lmao.
Em has a strong fanbase, keep talking shit but let's see his album sales
Nick Cannon just knows that if he beefs with Eminem then Em will possibly write about it on a track. He is desperate and needs exposure!
LOL
perez wats goin on dude, usually ur right about celeb shit. But have u actually listened to Ems new album. Its fuckin amazing. Evn if u lot think he is washed up (which he aint) hes ahd shit loads of success. More than that black guy mariahs married to. Coz thats who people recognise cannon as.
I have no idea who the fuck nick cannon is, apart from the fact that hes married to mariah carey.
since when carey is a black woman…?and since when em cares about all these losers?pleeease.-
this song sucks ass !!!!!!!!!! eminem is a loser, we all know that, but nick needs to back up cuz M's so hungry and rabid for the spotlight that HE WILL EAT NICK ALIVE while mariah watches. hes crazy, man. Did he just say BAGPIPES FROM BAGDAD ?!? whats the hell does one have to do with the other ?? scottland and bag-why am i trying to get someone addicted to anti-dep pills ?