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LOLgasm!!!!!

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154 comments to “LOLgasm!!!!!”

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  1. 101

    I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW STUPID 99% OF THE PEOPLE THAT READ THIS WEBSITE ARE!!! READ MY FUCKING WORDS YOU ASSHOLES! THIS VIDEO IS A FAKE! IT'S A FAKE! IT IS NOT THE ACTUAL PRESS CONFERENCE!!!

    You all look so stupid for giving these well thought out responses bitching about things that she said when the whole thing IS A SPOOF!

    I can't even deal. The stupidity is oozing off this site right now.



  2. 102

    How was she even a contestant? She obviously didn't take public speaking in college…she has a tick and plays with her hair. She talks down to her audience…..shes pretty and thats it. I bet ive done more for my community and public schools than she has…ughhhh donald trump needs to be stopped!!!!! and the media needs to never point a camera or microphone in this girls face again…its only fueling her fire….

  3. ashay says – reply to this


    103

    wow stupid crazy bitch! how in the hell does saying "no offense" make it alright.



  4. 104

    OH MY GOD. This is one of the (saddest) funniest things I have ever seen. What a fucking idiot. The only reason Trump let her stay is money, money. money.



  5. 105

    hahahaha full on lol'd at that!!!!



  6. 106

    OK I am soooo tried of this. How is she a hypocrite when she was asked about GAY MARRIAGE???? not about what she felt about posing nude or getting fake boobies. Because she said what she felt "ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE" not about posing nude. Its alot different because she was asked about "GAY MARRIAGE" and besides it all makes good ratings for Trump. How much did he pay u Perez!!!!=)

  7. CBE says – reply to this


    107

    I hope most of you realize THIS IS A PARODY…Lisa Nova take the original press conference words, then adds clarification. This is too funny!!!



  8. 108

    have you all gone completely INSANE???!!!!!!! that was the most ridiculous, idiotic and nonsensical thing i have ever heard. where is her brain? or better yet her publicist?? 'no offense' makes denying someone's liberties okay??? i can't believe that.
    and to people who agree with her, shame on you.



  9. 109

    Haha! She's insane! This was the most incredible thing i've heard in a long time. "I have the same opinion like the president and vice president, and therefore it makes me right" "Fight equality"? "Let ME keep my freedom of speech"? She contradicts herself pretty much in everything she says. I'm amazed… this KID, knows nothing of life, or the world… Go on a journey girl and meet some people and burn that bible.



  10. 110

    This girl is a fucking idiot, digging her own grave. But Perez, she is USING YOU to stay in the spotlight n U ARE ALLOWING her to do so….who is holding the strings here? She obviously has no shame, she will make a dumb-ass of herself as long as it pisses someone off and keeps her name out there. Her 15 min too long will be over if u stop talking about her!!! Focus on the chick who won, or Lindsay or your dick but pllllease MOVE ON!!!



  11. 111

    dude maybe you should take everyone's advice already and just STFU!
    it's annoying!

    listen to your damn readers and move on!!!
    you're making horrible business decisions.



  12. 112

    that wasnt really funny… like at all.



  13. 113

    shes so fake.



  14. 114

    Did she really say that she was staring right into the camera with her titties hanging out?!
    What kind of pageant talk is that?!!!



  15. 115

    OMG! what a f-ing tool. i cant even understand how she can call gay americans biggots and intolerant.. shouldnt she practice what she preaches? wow…….. i wonder if she's seen the movie Milk? and she keeps saying "no offense"?! how can someone who is gay listen to this and not take offense? im not gay and IM offended. im honestly completely flabberghasted that someone with views like this can be let out to speak publicly. she's even suggested that you should crash a same sex wedding by saying its not right! way to ruin someone's big day.



  16. 116

    People, this is NOT Carrie Prejean !!!!!!



  17. 117

    WTF? let it go!! that wasn't EVEN funny = you are starting to look the fool. - scratch that. you are looking the fool.



  18. 118

    can you stop giving this idiot press- please- uggghhhh!!!



  19. 119

    Urgh I made a comment on this video only to be attacked by crazy bigots, I can only imagine what it's like for you to get stupid, uninformed, hatful comments posted on this site every day Perez. Keep fighting against idiots like Miss Topless-California!



  20. 120

    First of all I love how she says she expects everyone to respect her views the way she "Disrepects" everyone elses. That was a nice screw up there lady. Second of all I am Christian, but the BIBLE says "judge not lest he be judged" isn't that right Miss. California. So I will just say that some christian you are by doing exactly as the bible says not to do. That is awesome. Oh and by the way gay and lesbian's are people too with real feelings and not something to be thrown out in the trash. Can I have 5 minutes alone with her? Please?



  21. 121

    Re: Girlygirl0867 – Um… you understand that this was a fake press conference that somebody made for Youtube? LisaNova? It wasn't really Carrie Prejean. That's why it's funny. She's making fun of her.



  22. 122

    Re: Melissa! – Damn! Another person who doesn't get it. It's not really Carrie Prejean, she didn't really say all that, it's a person making a parody of her. It's not a real press conference, it's Lisa Nova, a youtube personality.



  23. 123

    the president and secretary of state? who is doing her research??? I got your back hun!



  24. 124

    Re: JohnnyD – FUCK YOU "JOHNNYD"

    AND FUCK CARRIE PREJEAN I FUCKNG HATE THE BITCH AND I APPLAUD YOU PEREZ FOR MAKING FUN OF HER! IT SHOWS HOW STUPID AND IGNORANT SHE IS AND WHEN I SEE HER I WILL PUNCH HER IN THE FACE…"NO OFFENSE".



  25. 125

    I'm not gay but this is quite possibly the dumbest thing i have ever watched, just remember to always say no offense becuase that makes everything okay? what the hell so i can walk up to a black man and say hey you should be my slave, no offense? i can't believe she actually thinks this way, its the 21st century why does she even care what other people are doing? if gays and lesbians want to get married how does that affect her? i honestly dont understand her logic she has no brain

  26. ashIU says – reply to this


    126

    1. She is a HORRIBLE public speaker.
    2. What's this talk about fighting for freedom and then contradicting that statement by making a point about taking freedoms away from gays?
    3. She is an idiot.
    4. I believe in having an opinion but unless you have valid information to support that opion..keep it to yourself or expect ridicule.
    5. I am 100% straight, I love God, and I believe gays should have the right to marriage.



  27. 127

    Re: KatxMarie – Can you believe it? All these idiots are spewing insults at Carrie Prejean!!! They are too dumb to understand that it's not the REAL Carrie Prejean, that it's some fake spoof for You tube. The girl doesn't even look like gorgeous carrie.
    People are so dumb.
    And I think Perez did it on purpose, not actually explaining that it's NOT the real Carrie Prejean. :(



  28. 128


    All you dummies!!!!!

    This is not the real Miss California Carrie Prejean!!!!

    This is a you-tube spoof!!!



  29. 129

    she's such a bitch. stripping gays of equal rights? she should be stripped of her crown.



  30. 130

    This is actually pretty funny!!! *in her self righteous tone* "..AND I have remained silent…except for the countless interviews…" bah hahahahahahahahaha what a dimwit. Then… Perez was not self-promoting, he was standing up for EQUAL rights.



  31. 131

    did anyone else see how shitty she looks .. i mean common could we possibly do hair and make-up before having a press conference?…. i mean isnt miss cali "supposed" to look pretty?…



  32. 132

    Re: malkovich – Rude. And what proof have you of this? And regardless of whether its her or not who ever that blond girl is she's at fault in a lot of ways don't you think?



  33. 133

    Re: HopeSpa – What do you mean what proof?!?! How many brain cells do you have in your head. Do you know what a spoof is? It was an actress making fun of Miss Cali! I cannot believe how many people are freaking out and actually believing this is real. I'd rather be rude than a complete fucking peabrain!



  34. 134

    BAHAHAHAHHA
    anyone with half a brain and a sense of irony would find that funny. You can tell exactly when a new line on the cue card starts because she pauses and stumbles over the next word. I've witnessed 3rd grade students deliver a better speech. If that was a monologue she wouldn't even get casted in the school play. I can just picture all these 70 year old elders from the marriage association prepping her for this conference fussing over her, handing her some pre-written cue cards, slapping a crucifix necklace on her chest, and saying a prayer for her. hahahahahhahahah i love the part where she says, "But I have kept quiet!! *pause* except for interviews and appearances blah blah blah" And she did not prove a point by mentioning the photoshoot, it made her look worse, especially the use of the word "titties".
    IDIOT!

    keep postin' em :)



  35. 135

    she sounds like shes on painkillers. what an idiot.



  36. 136

    Re: sarahv – funny that you make a comment about people having half a brain. looks like you only have what, a quarter of a brain? CONSIDERING THAT ISN'T EVEN CARRIE PREJEAN!! you just made yourself look like the biggest fool, ever. congratulations, you're a complete moron.



  37. 137

    Hey Perez…remember that you asked the question. Your fault for asking. Miss CA doesn't have to agree with you…or does she? are you right on everything? So what if her opinion of marriage is different that yours. I encourage you to keep posting stuff about Miss CA…it only makes her in the spotlight more. It's great. Let her have her opinion. Don't be a 4 year old about it and throw a hissy because SHE doesn't agree with you. Ya big baby! Looks like you're the one with the issue beeyotch.



  38. 138

    Poor little Perez, didn't get the answer he wanted so he throws a huge fit just like a little queen. Honey…Miss CA is wearing her crown and YOU'RE NOT!
    You're pissed, it shows. Hey Perez…News flash…everyone has different opinions…ROLL WITH IT. If you were REALLY into equality, you'd be OK with everyone having their OWN (and yes sometimes different) opinion. Right????????????? Get a clue. You're a walking, talking, living, breathing contradiction.



  39. 139

    Just remember…this isn't about gay marriage being legalized…it's about Perez Hilton not getting the answer he wanted so he throws a pity party. People who get THAT offended have little self worth and need a law passed in order to feel validated. This is how children act. Children need so much approval and right they should and right they should get it…HOWEVER…we are dealing with grown ups here, Perez, you're included in this and you shouldn't need a law passed to feel validated, equal or anything. Oh… Perez and all the rest of ya…if you really wanted equality then you'll shut up and be cool with opinion equality.



  40. 140

    This girl is so full of herself! She isn't able to think and this video prooves she's not able to act as well. Everything about her is fake. She's a very, very mean girl thinking she has the right to say gay people are not normal and you should ruin their marriage if it comes to a marriage…. If she ever gets married, I hereby wish that every single gay in California gets there and will speak out that they don't agree with her perfect male-female wedding and she is NOT normal!!!



  41. 141

    P.S.: NO OFFENSE, of course :lol:



  42. 142

    i cant stand this girl.. she sounds special ed.



  43. 143

    OMG THIS im so impressed this girl can read atleast. other than that shes a dumb bitch and a bad acresss



  44. 144

    OMG! Carrie is a dickhead. "No offence" does NOT make everything ok. Maybe at the pagent she was just stating her opinion, but now she is telling everybody that they should believe the same thing. What kind of person does not want the next person to be happy, gay or not? She says, "why can't everyone agree?", but isn't religion the thing that has started 90% of all the wars in history? Maybe she should think about that!

    Oh, and the way she talks is ridiculous, it's like she is reading a children's book.



  45. 145

    Lol…Lisa is crazy.



  46. 146

    "my opinion is shared with the president, that makes me right"
    LMAO. dipshit blonde.



  47. 147

    I thought that was great. :D



  48. 148

    I have to agree that this topic is getting a bit tiring; however, she sounded like an idiot in that press conference. It's like someone wrote that speech for her as a joke but she didn't get the memo. 'Say 'no' to equally…tell them they aren't normal…no offense.' I myself am not a Christian but I have many of the same morals and values of a Christian…doesn't being a Christian mean that you shouldn't judge people no matter what their lifestyle? I understand she's been thrown under the bus for her opinion which is wrong, for it is her OPINION; however, I feel she is defending herself in all the wrong ways.

    Ps. 'Don't forget to say 'No Offense'…it makes it okay'…what is that??????



  49. 149

    helt fucking sjukt. i do not respect Miss California 2009- "NO OFFENSE"



  50. 150

    Re: zoeperzazke – once again, you're a complete moron. this is not really carrie prejean. it is a spoof by someone named lisa nova. she often spoofs these kinds of things and has been all over youtube for a while now.

    so what's comical is that you just criticized a spoof video and badgered an actress for her opinions/beliefs. you can insert your foot into your mouth at any time!



  51. 151

    ***********ATTENTION***********
    ***********ATTENTION***********
    ***********ATTENTION***********

    BEFORE ANY OTHER OF YOU MORONIC PEREZ HILTON READERS MAKE A COMMENT ON THIS VIDEO PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE BELOW:

    I'm posting this because the only thing LOLgasmic about this video is the fact that 97% of the people posting on this video ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT'S A REAL VIDEO. It's not. You are all stupid!! That doesn't even really look like Carrie Prejean. This video was made by someone who is known for her spoofs on youtube, Lisa Nova. If you had 1/4 of a brain you would've known this ages ago.

    So before you comment your well thought out bashing post on "Miss Prejean" you should know that this video isn't even her and in fact isn't even the real press conference.



  52. 152

    go piss on ur self everyone has their own right and it may be ur right to oppose gay marrige but its their right to have their own religion! its ur religion to oppose and its theirs not to. u have freedom of speach well they do to! u have freedom of religion. well guess what bitch?so do they!



  53. 153

    Lol. X]



  54. 154

    SHE IS A TOTAL JOKE.

    MY GRANDFATHER IN WORLD WAR 2? WHAT DRAMA, CARRIE PREJEAN!

    JUST GO AWAY, FAR, FAR AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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