Aniston BOMBS!
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This time a dying dog couldn't save her movie career!
Jennifer Aniston's new film, Management, is a FLOP!
Management, which opened in 212 theatres this weekend, TANKED with a PATHETIC $1,783 per screen average, for a $378,000 opening! \
Angels & Demons had a $13,600 per screen average, Star Trek had an $11,140 per screen average and even the 3 week old Wolverine had DOUBLE the per screen average.
To be fair, the nerd-factor movies will always do better than any other movie release and she was up against three. But even still, Jen, you have got to start picking movies that people actually would want to see you in. Or else you might as well give Angelina your career too, since she took everything else.
Did U see her movie this weekend?
[Image via WENN.]




Re: chandler02 – Lol Perez is so dumb he can't see what's obvious… I think that that simple math is way too much for his huge chin!
You are right, the comparison is NOT fair!
Re: Haylee-bee – , maybe the problem is that she keeps coming out with crappy movies every darn year! Quality not quantity. Do you seriously believe Rachael Green is a better actress than Angelina?!
I love Jen's way to act. Her movies are great. She's no Oscar-hunting actress, but who cares?
She was fab in Along Came Polly…and Bruce Almighty was great too. And besides movies: Who did NOT love Rachel Green on Friends?
Besides: How many movies do you guys have on your resume? Huh?
Re: djspelbound – You are right, that's why he has no friends, only ppl who suck on him just to get some fame… Lady Gaga for example drops big bucks to get always positive comments, same with Katy Perry and Jordan & ex… they all "help" Perez. This site used to be a good place to get all the gossip but lately is more a hater site where apparently is wrong to be straight!
Re: cheerioko – Well with the huge promotion Perez is making on this site no wonder lots of Aniston followers are gonna try to find a theater nearby to watch the movie…
i didn't even know about that movie until today
Re: Haylee-bee – That's so true, Angelina had lots of failed movies and 2 Oscars are not a guarantee that she is a "real" actress, she is known for creating a big buzz about her family when she has a new movie to promote. Aniston has way more class than that!
Perez, darling…she has a lot of money, so probably she can play in any little movie if she wants, even if it's not going to be a box office hit.
Re: IxHATExYOU – So true, a movie without real promo sinks…
This is from another website :
"Are Jen and Brad back together? A magazine claimed Jen and Brad are back together. They even have a photo showing Brad Pitt wearing a gold necklace
his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston supposedly gave him. In Touch claimed Jen and Brad were back together at a date on April 23.
In Touch magazine wants to sell many copies with their front cover story that Jen and Brad were back together. The pictures were combined together for the cover shot but the magazine has some secret source to tell them that Jen and Brad were back together once on April 23 and may be, it could become a reality. "
Hmm.. as much as I love Jen.. I wouldn't mind seeing Hugh Jackman over and over and over and drooool.. over!! mmmm!
Sorry but this is just STUPID. Not an Aniston fan but as a movie fan Im offended at your retarded statement, you're comparing a low budget, indie movie with limited release to SUMMER BLOCKBUSTERS?????? You're reaching Perez…and leave this woman alone anyway, she's not that bad, Im team Jolie but I actually kinda like Jennifer, she makes cute/fun movies and rachel is just epic. I hate her Ohh poor lil me act though…
Re: Gigi7 – I'm really hoping Jen is NOT back with Brad, he is nothing but a shadow of what he used to be, when he was with Jen he had a life of his own and he didn't look like trash, now that he is with the vampire he looks all sucked and sad, just look at his eyes expresion, you see NOTHING at all!
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IT'S AN INDEPENDENT MOVIE IN LIMITED RELEASE (LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW)
SHOWING IN A LITTLE OVER 200 THEATERS?
NOT EXACTLY A CAREER ENDING BOMB.
YOU ARE SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN DUDE, IT'S HILARIOUS!
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I don't go see her movies, because I don't find her work interesting. I mean, she's very pretty and all that. I like the highlights in her hair…….blah blah. But as a screen figure I find her incredibly bland. I'm not a hater, but witout the ex husband drama would she still be around ? Maybe time to take a risk and do something really interesting.
Interesting…. seeing as both of her previous two films opened at #1.
And you were pretty quick to understate both of those films…
Nice job, douche.
I would have seen it, but it didn't open anywhere NEAR us. That makes a dif in how much it rakes in. Wait til it opens everywhere and then review it again.
Re: Kate27_the original one – That's true. He's aged a lot. I kind of feel sorry for Angelina because I think she has emotional problems but I'm sure it sucked a lot of life out of Brad trying to get along with her all this time.
This is not some high budget romantic comedy chick flick. This is an INDEPENDENT FILM, hence the lack of promotion, box office cash, etc. This movie was never expected to do well with money, its more of an "artistic peice". Its gotten amazing reviews, some its Jennifer Aniston's Best work. Its also 90% on rotten tomatoes. This is a huge success for Jennifer.
Hey fat ass, why dont you post the theater count on both? Please tell me what movie Angelina JOlie is in right now that is blowing up? You sound more and more like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity everyday…edit out the meat to get false news.
"you might as well give Angelina your career too, since she took everything else"…OMG, Perez, are you actually facing the fact that Angelina stole Brad Pitt?
I didn't even hear about this movie until this post!
Poor Jen. I've always liked her. Maybe she'll find a good television show, or something.
Leave it to you to mention that whore Angelina in every negative thing you post about Jennifer. Pathetic!
Career Over? Just because a small, independent film did not plow over a phenomenon like "Star Trek" at the box office? What the fuck do you constantly have against her? Did she pee in your KY lube, Mario?
You wanna see a career that's "over??" Let's take a look at Mario's book sales, shall we? LOLOL! You fat moron.
She needs to have a baby finally. This is what she was supposed to do to keep Brad. She will be a good mom though.
Team Jolie.
"Or else you might as well give Angelina your career too, since she took everything else."
You're such a asshole. same goes for the "Brangelina are saints' fan club. They both can suck a big one along with their annoying fans and Jen's movie didn't even open at my theater and it WASN'T playing everywhere. The hate for this woman is out of control and i'm sick of the same fucking love the douchebags known as brangelina. Just because you win an Oscar or get nominated for one it doesn't mean you're a serious actor/actress. Cuba Gooding Jr. who stars in those daddy Day Care films has won an Oscar and is he a serious actor? No! Angelina stole Sally Hawkins's best actress nomination this year and only got nominated because of her rich name and the fact that she starred in a Clint Eastwood film. And brad stole Leo DiCaprio's nomination for Best Actor because of his name and the fact that he is popular. Brad and Angelina make me sick and the stupid brangie fans on here and perez should stop kissing their asses since they would give a damn about any of you. With all the hate Aniston is getting online and in Hollywood, Jen still appreciates her fans that she has left and she's a great comedic actress and has shown she can act in dramtic roles like The Good Girl and drailed. STOP THE JENNIFER ANISTONHATE AND STOP KISSING BRANGELINA'S ASS HOLLYWOOD! Where's stars101, because she's prefect at defending Jen!
Plus, Angelina isn't a very good actress either. and don't give me she won an oscar bullshit because she played herself in Girl, Interupted and "I WANTT MY SON BACK!!" isn't good acting. Angelina is starring in her 4th action movie salt and she's just an action star. her, brad, and all they're fucking crazed fans can go suck it!
GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYBODY!!! you go on and on calling Perez these horrible and homophobic names, yet ur sitting here on HIS website everyday reading what he has to say!!!! FUCK OFF!
Ouch, Perez. That was waaaaay too harsh. Stop sucking Angelina's dick already and cut Jen some slack!
You are poison my friend. Your hate toward women will eventually kill you. One day, a father, a friend, a boyfriend, a brother of one of the women you are always trashing, will hit you so hard, you will not see the light of day. And I'm afraid nobody will defen you.
You are consume by your own destructon.
Mean, mean, mean. Why pick on Jen?
Marley and Me was also an Owen Wilson movie And Hes just not that into you was a Ben Affleck, Drew Barrymore, and Jennifer connely movie too. I dont know why Manistons fans call those movies Jennifer Aniston movies even if she was in them. Those 2 movies did well because they had enough A list actors to make up for the fact that fug Jen was in them.
She's just dull. The most interesting thing going for is being hated on, on this site and and her continuing to try to invoke a no talk zone around Brangelina.
Move on. Everyone else has. Time to make some new and interesting career choices. ANY actress could have done Marely and Me and the like. SNooore.
To be fair Jen's movies so A LOT better in the box office than Angelinas AND Brads… her movies are all always so cute & funny! Loveeeee her
Re: Haylee-bee –
Except Angelina has won plenty of awards the public does vote on. One just this year actually. Jennifer Aniston is just not cut out to be a movie actress. She should stick to what she's good at, TV.
I don't go see ANY movies on the big screen. They are TOO FUCKING LOUD and too fucking expensive.
The last 3 movies that Jennifer were hits. Perez you have no credibility when you make statements like this.
Angelina didn't take Brad Pitt away. Aniston didn't deserve a man who wanted a loving family. She said she is "lonely" without the papps hounding her. What a loser.
"Or else you might as well give Angelina your career too, since she took everything else." —> Hahaha. That's awesome and so so true. TEAM ANGELINA.
Re: Jenfraud –
While your may be on Team Whorelina at least jen can say she actually got married to brad pitt. And she's the one who filed for divroce since the adulters you all worship are lying scum and overrated. Team Angelina can suck it and go kiss their Mr and Mrs. Smith poster good night while they go watch wanted again! Angie is soo 2007. And you're a loser for going on other various websites talking only about Aniston, dumbfuck.
What the heck does getting married to someone prove. JIm Carrey and Harrison Ford both have ex-wifes so what your trying to say is their ex-wife's are the most important thing that ever happened to them. Anybody can trick someone into marrying in them its the quality of the relationship that matters. A 5 year long relationship with the mother of your children is a lot stronger, Then a brief 4 year marriage. You people are just angry cause Jennifer no longer has an A list husband to make herself look good.
why the hate? I just don't get you and the love affair with Jolie the slut, and the vile hatred towards Jennifer.
I think you may need a therapist.
Re: Kay122 – TurboChin is right. Pitt/Aniston was a "business merger" slash marriage with no real home and no love. A piece of marriage paper doesn't stand against 6 kids, 5 long years of a committed relationship, dear. Of course being an Aniston fan you know nothing about real love.
Perez and Maniston actually have a lot in common. You both 1) can't get a man 2) failed movie actors 3) used to be overweight. I think you hate her so much because when you see her you really see yourself ALL ALONE.
Re: Kay122 – I agree with almost everything you said. EXCEPT, the part about Angelina being a bad actress. Look ill admit flat out, as a person this bitch is pretty fucked up in more ways than one. But Angelina can carry a role, her oscar nominated/winning performance(s) are deserved ones. She CAN DEFINITELY carry a film. The Changeling was not an easy role by any means, neither was Girl, Interrupted or a Mighty Heart. I totally agree with you, oscar winning actors are not necessarily serious ones. Angelina has had a wreck
I love Angelina! I love her movies, I love her beauty, I love her personality, & to pick. I also don't mind Aniston, I mean I watch movies for the plot/storyline and NOT for the actors/actresses in it, except for AJ, I obviously watch anything she's in. So I have nothing against JA -ha I just noticed their initials are reversed! Anyways, JA is know for Friends & always will be known & compared to her Rachel role, therefore she will always be a sitcom actresse and AJ wasn't so therefore you cannot compare the two. No matter how many movies JA does she just will never compare to AJ, that's just a fact. I really just hope she settles down soon and find a man. She says in her interviews that she so lucky in love & happy, yet she keeps bringing up AJ/BP, I mean that just looks bad, she can't play the role of poor ex-wife forever. Get over it - everyone else did. Also, if her & Brad were truly happy then they would still be married. I believe that if you are truly happy in a marriage then one would NEVER stray.
Reality is that there are AJ fans and JA fans & that's just how it is. I am a die-hard AJ fan so to me she can do no wrong. PS for all those people that say AJ is trapping BP - how do you know? Who's to say they're not happy & they fulfill each others needs? If he's not happy with AJ then their time will end. Oh and for those people that say she has no friends?? Um she has 6 kids & the only "friend" that JA has is Courtney Cox.
TEAM ANGE!!!!
Re: Kay122 – Oscar, they care that the person who put out the best work gets the Oscar.
That being said, Jennifer Aniston is by no means to be underestimated. My favorite two examples are her performances in Derailed and Friends With Money. She proved that she could be an Oscar caliber actress, and i think that with those kinds of performances she is not far from winning one. Personally, i think she makes a mistake in the roles she chooses. I personally find that the more and more she diversifies her roles, the more we can see her true acting chops. ANISTON FTW, and btw you can suck it Perez.
Re: Kay122 – You're totally right, Angelina's Oscar nod should have been replaced with Jen's for Marley and Me -OH PLEASE!! LOL you Jen fans are delusional.
both women are very successful hence the longevity of their careers.
Jen just needs a man and asap!
TEAM ANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Turbo Chin – So true. Jen fans are delusional that's why!!
Marley and Me - did well NOT because of Maniston but because of the friggin dog
He's Just Not that Into You - there were 20 other actors/actresses in that movie
Angelina headlines her own movies and always will bring in the $.
Team Ange!!!!!!!!
He's just not that into You had an all star cast so you haters say Jen can only open a movie with an all star cast. than the same goes for Angelina. Wanted had an all star cast with Morgan Freeman and James McAvoy so Angie also needs help to open box office numbers. changeling didn't too good at the box office but Perez didn't report on that. hypocrite. JenFraud, i hope you go get help in all honesty,whenever you talk about 'Saint' Brad and Angie you bring JA into it. You're not a fan of Brangelina, you just love to trash Aniston and act like an abusive boyfriend to her.
If Angie helped an old man on the street she'd get even more praise and be called a saint. Same with Brad. but if Aniston helped an old man on the street she'd be call an attention seeker. You Brangelina fans think if there's positive news about them on he internet it's right, thus it's official. but if there's something good about Jen it's wrong. Jennifer has great comedic timing and is good a drastic parts. Angelina is a good actress but also just an action star and she's Katharine Hepburn. And there's my fanboy rant for the month.
I mean Angelina is NO Katharine Hepburn. sorry. jen gets called everything from X, to maniston, to fugly, to baby jane, and etc. give the woman a break. unfortunately I won't have enough time to relpy to Team Angie's comments since I have to go to school 2-morrow so don't bother replying cus' I won't read.
And Angelina's only good performance is A mIghty Heat.
I saw her movie last Friday. I loved it. It was a very sweet movie! I am a big fan of Jennifer. Love her!
Disgusting. It's one thing to say that the movie didnt do very well, and another thing to say that "Angelina might as well take her career since she took everything else." Geez, if you hate her so much then stop writing about her and leave her alone.
Re: Kay122 – You are CRAZY!
I love jen, she has so much going on in her life right now, and its not her fault if the movie didnt get promoted as much as angels and demons and star trek. Wtf did you think was going to happen? just because the movie didnt make monie doesnt mean it wasnt good. leave her alone.
That's mean Perez. If you were harmed by the fact John Meyer refused to be with you doesn't mean you gotta be harmful with the gals that were with him. what has she done to u? acting like a jerk won't help you to find a date, on the contrary, that's going to go against you. you really need to seek for help. Get over that and stop bashing others. (rolleyes)
wtf, i never even saw a commercial for it!!!! how the fuck can it do well if no one knows about it?? i thought they were still filming it!
MANISTONS PROBLEM IS:
SHE DIDNT TALKED TRASH ABOUT ANGELINA OR BRAD AND SHE DIDNT GET NAKED AGAIN FOR A MAGAZINE, THATS WHY HER MOVIE IS A FLOP! AND IF SHE DOESNT ON WITH TRASHING STORYS ABOUT HER EX HER MOVIES WILL ALWAYS FLOP, CAUSE HER MOVIES ARE ALL SHIT! ONLY STUPID PEOPLE LIKE HER BORING MEDIOCRE MOVIES!!! CAUSE SHE IS ALSO JUST MEDIOCRE!!!
Huh? I didn't even know she HAD a movie out! I don't think I saw an ad or a trailer anywhere. Just that one about the Baster - which is a craptastic title, eww.
Oh Perez you nasty bastard. Why do you give Jen it tight all the time? Angelinas a homewrecking cow who makes shite films and can't act, yet Jen gets the worst out your mouth
she is cute but so are about a zillion females in this city - she is b o r i n g.. sick of her moaning and "feel sorry for me" act - she hasn't made a decent movie ever…
Fluck Angelina….homewrecking Ho.
Our "Movie Group" (4 couples) saw Management on Sunday and unanimously liked it giving it an average of 8.2 out of 10. We see movies together once a month, and for this purpose concentrate on indies, foreign films or general release movies of some complexity then have dinner and a discussion afterwards. It's fun and informative. As these things go we're fairly knowledgeable about films and film making. One of us is a voting member of the Academy (writing). Anyway, we often disagree but on this one everyone was positive.
So, in our opinion, this is a pretty good film, well acted and many-layered. I wouldn't dismiss it out of hand.
As an aside, I'm not sure why the Angelina Jolie mention slipped into Perez Hilton's post but out of curiosity and since he brought her up, I went to Box Office Mojo and looked up the stats for A Mighty Heart (another indie we saw as a group) and which received a ton of press leading up to its release including premiering at Cannes, I believe, and learned that it averaged $971 on its opening weekend and went steadily downhill after that and I don't think her career has suffered too much from it.
Team Jen.. always
Re: AmbrosiaRose – You should really rent or find "The Good Girl". It's not what you think. Jake Gyllenhal is amazing in it, along with John Reilly. Hadn't heard of it til they played it on Oxygen. Just awesome - really shows her range there.
Re: mnight – Are you really complaining about vanity for a woman NOT to have a baby at a man's demands? Why bring a child in to the world you don't want or are ready for? That's so asinine and old fashioned.
Given Jolie's drooled and slobbered more about Aniston than Aniston has on them, I'd hardly doubt SHE'S the one riding coat tails. Aniston famously didn't talk about it for more than a year - when she did and said it hurt - Jolie went on a playground bully and tried to jab a knife farther saying "we fell in love when…"
Lack of promotion most of these comments didn't even know the movie came out
Love Anniston really she is great
Love Angie 2 but Anniston more
I saw it and I liked it. I think it wasn't marketed well. I hadn't even heard of it until I saw it on Moviephone, but I thought it sounded interesting. But it strikes me as a limited release, indie movie more than a blockbuster-type film, so I wouldn't call that a bomb. And it only opened in 212 theatres! It's not like it opened in every theatre!
hehehe yeah! bye, bye!
we won't miss you!
Re: Jilly LaVern – Good points, honestly she's not the worst thing. Bone Collector was good and one of my favs. Girl Interrupted was too over the top for anyone who knows someone with those conditions. However, her home life - what a wreck, broke up two marriages, married 3 times, would a 3rd but Pitt refuses, adopting kids illegally, not taking care of anything in America, spouting how she would never have her own so that she could take care of the "worlds" kids, then has some of her own anyways. She could be educating AMERICANS prompting more help than someone sitting in on a meeting but eh, it's all about the press right?
Hey Perez, don't mind the people bashing you for this post. They must have been dumped too and feeling JA's 'pain' so they rally all around her. But then again… I would also be touchy and all sensitive if the only movie I made that made money was because a dog was the main star in it.