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A Preview Of Shitney's New Album
Filed under: Britney Spears
People magazine got an advance listen to Britney Spears' new album and they conspicuously failed to mention in their review if the songs were great, bad or mediocre.
They say:
Like many of today's young dance-pop starlets, Britney sounds like she's looking back to the '80s as she moves forward toward the release of her fifth studio album (and first since 2003's In the Zone), due out Nov. 13.
In addition to the pulsating first single, "Gimme More," other tracks we heard at an exclusive preview have a synth-heavy sound that nods to new wave. The defiant "Piece of Me" the likely second single and possible album title, features Spears's heavily processed voice issuing the challenge: "You want a piece of me?" to her foes. The track was produced by Bloodshy & Avant, the Swedish producing team behind her hit "Toxic."
"Break the Ice," another uptempo number featuring Spears's trademark breathy vocals, was produced by Timbaland protegée Nate "Danjahandz" Hills.
The Rihanna-esque "Radar" (also produced by Bloodshy & Avant), sets Spears's chirpy delivery to a bouncy beat, while the driving "Heaven on Earth," an early fave, is a throbbing throwback to "I Feel Love"-era Donna Summer.
That makes us highly suspicious!
We probably have a stinker on our hands!!!
je ne connais pas britney spers mais avec tous ce ke je peu voir dans la press poubelle je peu dire ke sa presation a ete plus que désastreuse mais a qui la faute? Pour ma part je pense vraiment au boycote de britney deja que c'est une personne fragile mentalement si en plus ses compères du show biz la dessende alors c'est sur elle ne s'en sortira jamais. Mais malgrer tou je croi au grand retour de briteny et la elle vous enculera tous un par un. bonne chance Brit-Brit
I CHEER FOR AGIANST THE PEOPLE BEING DOWN RIGHT MEAN! SHE IS ACTING TRASHY AND SHE DOES NEED TO CLEAN HERSELF UP AND BE A MOM!
BUT SHE IS NOT FAT OR UGLY! I BET NONE OF US WOULD WANT TO BE ATTACKED FOR OR LOOKS OR LACK OF OR OUR BODY TYPES! JUST STOP!
The only wardrobe mishap here is that she didn't put on the corset when they told her to.
Wait.
Is that a tampon string or pubes crawling down the inside of her thigh?
Ok, two wardrobe mishaps.
Damn !
those boobs are driving me crazy !!!
Im going to buy it, just to piss you off
I am so tired of Britney, anyway I was yawning since I first saw her. What a terrible model for the new generations. If in the 80's we had Madonna who made everyone wear porn star clothes, now with Britney the underwear garment is the norm. What next?
I was a child growing up in Eastern Europe when I heard of Arthur Miller and Britney even in her late teenage years has not heard of him.
These days, to be successful means to dress like a porn star, have the Pamela Anderson hair style, dance like Michael Jackson or Madonna and sing with a nazal voice (oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah). Afterwards the norm is the perfume, the clothes line - who do they fool? I know it was the idea of their management, team of stylists etc Why don't they try to be good at only one thing, if that!
By the way, what is wrong with Marc Anthony - is he heading towards the male size 0?
I wonder what JT thinks about her. Are there any comments from him regarding her performance at the VMAs?
good luck brit…the show was not her best but it wasn't all that bad either,all the shit ppl say about did have something to do with her performance…she looked scared to death and very nervous,something we have never seen before.
Just a reflection on our warped sex culture- If these women feel they need to prance arpund in lacy underwear to be revered- weird. Okay- we all know women's bodies are beautiful and we women like to be looked at and men like to lok at us. fine. But how many people out there get to experience authentic sexual love with one other? I am lucky enough to do so. And the combination of our love, attraction and mutual respect- plus living together and standing by eachother throguh light and dark, now THAT, my friend, is truly orgasmic. So maybe these ladies need to stop prancing around in their undewear, do some serious internal reflections, find a state of peace, and look for the REAL THING. It is so much better than this oversexed anonymous bulshit. AMEN
When she drops the album and it rocks what you lot gonna slag her off for next ! ? Oh the whole she's a mom bollox ? The vagina flashin? the she ruined the VMAS shit ?
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its time to prove everyone wrong Brit.with the coming album.
always be on your time Brit.
I think you ROCK.. I loved your what Perez sez about the VMA's show… Brit Brit sucks….. with all the money she made she should find herself a new career…. and I'M TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT HER!!!!!!!!
eww, i just barfed……she needs to remove her pubic hair if she wants to wear that outfit and dance with her legs open like that.
Perez, leave Britney the fuck alone…you're starting to look pathetic when every other post is about her. You're just a fat loser who follows HER life….that shows a lot about you.
Perez, leave Britney the fuck alone…you're starting to look pathetic when every other post is about her. You're just a fat loser who follows HER life….that shows a lot about you.
I really want Britney to be good again. Tell her to get it together and perform like we know she can! She's fun to watch… but man, at the VMA's… it's was painful.
Performing is what Britney was born to do! I am 100% positive she will come back and make all you bitches eat your words! Everybody keeps acting like they have never had personal problems in there lives so cut her some efinslack guys! I know people who do far worse things in public than flash a it of cooch! Everyone keeps talking about how bad of a mom she is, what you can't be a single mom and still have life??? Ef that! its not fair no one really knows what is going on with her so just everyone calm down! Just because the girl is famous doesn't make us allowed to judge her! She will comeback better than ever y'all…just give ehr some (personal) time to get her shit together. I mean wouldn't your life be shitty if you had 2 babies for a scuz like K-fed?? No girl famous or not would handle being used so openly..cause you just know Brits money paid for effin Shar's tummy tuck…good friends my ass. I honestly beleive it was all a ploy to get Brits money , but whatever that is a whole new comment..lol! Brit baby I love you and still think you are beautiful, nevermind everyone, just get healthy and comeback to us who really love you babes! Ps her MTV show sucked cause you could just tell by her face that she was soooo nervous! that is not the performer we know…and she never wheres stillettos performing before sothatmay have something to do with it! LOVE HER ANYWAYS!!
she asnt always bad! I liked her in the what, third grade.. o, nevermind she has always been bad.
I WANT TO HEAR THIS ALBUM !!!!
Leave poor Britney alone. We should be glad she's trying to come back and not cutting her down just to be mean-spirited.
I predict that in one year, Britney will be back on top and those who criticized her will eat humble pie.
ok her body is fine for her age but she shouldnt wear that!!
PEREZ…..I HAVE MUCH LOVE FOR YOU BUT YOU ARE A HATER OF THE WORST KIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRITNEY'S NEW MUSIC IS REALLY GOOD AND ANY FAN OF HERS WILL TELL YOU THAT….MOST THAT HATE ON HER WERE NEVER FANS OF HER OR HER MUSIC TO BEGIN WITH.
I can't understand why instead of being intellectually critical everyone is just so hateful! She obviously has some type of mental illlness, she needs therapy badly. I think her manager and the producers of the awards show are despicable for letting her get on stage like that. Don't you think that they knew she wasn't ready? Kanye West is correct, they knew they would get viewers if she was going to be on. I think her parents need to step in and show her that they love her and help her get some help. People need to stop being so mean!
Yea and it looks like shes about to dump that stinker on stage.
Love it!! Keep the hits coming Britney! Us 28 year olds still like to dance to them, and did I mention we are HOT! Southern Cal still has the love. Just please get a trainer and a stylist, afterall You have more money than God! We love you and we love your music. How about giving us a "real" show next time we have some Music Awards-we all want to see your come back….gurl!
fat? whatever!!! she looks HOT in this picture!
I'm almost glad she tanked because people seem to finally understand she's a person with feelings. Poor girl just needs to be left alone!! You guys who've said nice things about brit on here are all giving me the warm and fuzzies with how nice you're being about the whole VMA thing. She needs our love not condemnation. Hell, she probably bombed because all the smack people have been talking about her undermined her confidence (I know I wouldn't be too keen on going on national tv after hearing the shit people have been saying about her for the longest time now) Thanks all you posters who brightened my day by reminding me not everyone in the world is a judgemental jerk like perez can be. Much love one and all!! And brit is not fat, she just isn't an 18 year old annorexic anymore.
Her career's in the toilet and honestly….
She needs to just let it go down the stinkhole. Don't leave it there to attract flies, Brit, just flush it already.
FUCK PEREZ. You are the most cruel person ever. You a stupid fat that gives homosexuals a bad name, insenuating, that we're all flamers. She's better, richer, and probably even more intelligent than you. So just shut your yap, you look more like "Ms. Piggy" than Britney! Jesus. I hate you so much. I actually use to be a fan… thats embaressing
just pleased to see her wearing panties again.
LMAO at the title. Shitney. That's cold as ice, lol! I was going to buy her cd, but after the VMA's, it's a positive Hell no now. lol I still love her old music, but she needs some recooperating now.
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i'll definately be buying it
She looks like she's taking a dump standing up!
I DONT' CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT BRIT. SHE'S SO HOT! SHE'S LIKE MARILYN MONROE: NO ONE CAN TOUCH HER & SHE LOOKS SO FUCKABLE!
Perez, could you grow up just a little with the name calling. Shitney is what I've been calling you with all the childish drawings and stupid renaming of people. GROW UP
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yeah britney was hot when she first came into the music bussiness not shes a good hoe gone bad like she doesn't sing whats up with that she needs to quite trying to hard and stop singing and partying and learn to be a mother to her kids
britney im sorry but i give you 1 hoe thumb up for trying and no thumbs up for being a suitable parent
your kids need a mother not a friend
I can't wait! I am going to buy it for sure
why is everyone so mean to poor brit!!! i dont like her music but she doesnt deserve this shes not that bad!!!
Re: jeb – I don't know or care who you are… I logged onto Perez Hilton when I got out of work, just so that I could laugh… I loooooove to hate Shitney… so I am reading all these comments. I encountered yours… Especially being a New Yorker, you should absolutely(!!!!!) stop your life and have some respect for the 3,000+ people who lost their lives that day!!! And their 50,000+ family members who were directly affected. You typical and spoiled piece of shit American!!!! Keep in mind that, that was easily the most important, and signifigant day in your life so far… Don't for one second lose sight of that. Is your prom more important??? You spoiled rich kid??? Cause how many people lost their Fathers, Mothers ,Aunts, Uncles, Cousins, Friends, Fiance's, Baby Daddys…etc… You are selfish and disgusting… Move on if you want to. I'll choose to remember, and I will keep my faith that the rest of the country is with me…
IM GONNA BUY HER ALBUM EVEN THO PPL SAY SHE HAS NO FANS SHE DOES WE ALL STILL LOVE HER EVEN THO PPL WITH NO LIVES CRITIQUE HER THEY ARE ALL JUST JEALOUS LOOK AT EVERYTHING SHE IS ACOMPLISHED MORE THAN ANY OF YOU PPL CRITIZING HER SO STOP I WHO GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO TALK WHEN YOUR NOT PERFECT YOUR SELF YOU PPL MAKE ME SICK!!!! IDIOTS!
Re: I hate jeb… – YOUR DUMB!! LOL WHAT HAVE YOU ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING THATS RIGHT DO I SEE YOU MAKING MILLIONS??? DO I SEE YOU WITH CDS?? DO I SEE YOU ON THE NEWS NO SO SHUT UP DUDE LEAVE HER ALONE YOU MAKE ME SICK LOSER!!!
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oh my god, perez, you are making me physically ill with all of the shit you are talking about britney spears, its fucking unbelieveable, you just need to leave her alone, seriously, it doesnt make any sense why you have to be so cruel to someone who desperately needs love. its completely ridiculous, as a gay man, you must have heard some aweful things that you wish people wouldnt have said and as a gay man i can tell you, theres loads of shit out there that you would rather not have to listen to, or have to be around, but you have to make shit work. for britney spears, its pretty much the same thing. a fucking terrible performance at the already shitless VMA's and shes your prime torture subject. all i want to hear you say about britney spears is that your behind her or that you want to stay out of her way, because you really, have nothing encouraging to say to her.
sure surviving this torture will make her a stronger person, but what is more horrible then looking in the mirror and knowing things cant get any worse
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