Jessica Biel Sucks At Singing
Filed under: Jessica BielJessica Biel lent her voice to the soundtrack for her latest film, Easy Virtue, singing the classic song Mad about the Boy.
Take it back, please!!!!!!!!
We've heard enough of your warbling, raspy voice for a lifetime!
And this is the girl who just landed a role in a production of the musical Guys and Dolls???
Check out Biel's "singing" above.
Thoughts????
Posted: May 25, 2009 at 12:45 pm




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shut up perez sing u started kissing gagasshole ass i dont respect u anymore
I don't particularly like her and I think she's a pretty mediocre actress, but her voice is good. I would actually suggest she should move to making music and forget about acting…it's obvious she sucks at one and is good at the other.
No Perez, she's really good! I wouldn't say she's the best, but seriously… she's got a clear, strong and good voice. Besides, could you do better?
i dont think she sounds bad. very with the time.
Sounds better than Lady CACA…for sure
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She sounds fine. Leave her alone.
She has a decent voice but that's a DUMBASS song! Her voice is ORDINARY like Britney! Average Joe! Just get some scandal along side your name and do some stupid shit…..lip sync and you'll be as big as Spears dumb ass!
Are you kidding??? She sounds fine.
Ok, what did she said about you, that you are so mad? There must be a reason, something she said, or probably she ignore you in a party and didn't want to talk to you…..Your hate towards her it's all about you…
Perez, do you know that EGO is the devils weapon to control you?….Be careful, your paranoia it's getting a little sick.
Re: PerezHilton –
My thoughts exactly. Not great, but not terrible.
I actually think she's pretty good! Kind of an old fashioned type of voice.
I can't stand Jessica, but I have to admit she isn't bad. She could do musicals. Sorry Perez, she sounds a lot better than what's out there right now. Put her on a theater stage and who knows she might be ok. She sounds better than your Ga Ga !
There's nothing special about her voice. I'm with Perez on this. I think the average female with no voice lessons could sing that well.
Why the hell does she thinks she's so hot too?
Oh woe is me, being so beautiful"
Can we say butterface?!
I think she's quite good - wtf is your beef with her? Jealous???
i actually think she sounds greaaaaat : ) very blue-sy style to her voice.. don't be jealous perez! i have to disagree with you on this one 100%
wow i think shes pretty good actually. usually perez ur right on with ur posts, but this one is ridick. shes way better than scar-jo. mostly ur speak the truth, but saying she cant sing is kinda wack.
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This is actually pretty decent…man i am getting sick of your bashing perez…seriously, take a chill pill, you've been such a bitch since the miss california thing happened
Are you kidding me perez?? you obvisouly don't know anything about singing. So don't judge singers please. I'm a vocaly trained singer and i'm really impressed with her singing. She sounds really good actually. I can see her pulling off a role in guys and dolls after seeing that.
Very nice!
Perez, why do you keep bashing Jessica? Is it because she's got Justin Timberlake and you've got only a dog Teddy to sleep with at night?
Whhhaaa?? …Geez. I was expecting something worse than that. I think she has a pretty good voice.
…Ben Barnes.
She is just fine…
Perez I think u r gr8 but I also think that u talk shit of people u don't like, for your own reasons, and more often than not u r extremely prejudiced (i.e. j. Aniston, j. Biel and more…) Same goes but in reverse for the ones u DO like. Again with prejudice u support them no matter how crappy their particular job might be…
she has a beautiful mouth, not a bad voice. why do you dis her so much??
Wow, she's a good singer never expected that. Probably got lessons from that N SYNC guy lol
i like her voice. you are just biased because you hate her!
Oh what the fuck is your problem this time?! She sings very well. Nice song.
She most definately does NOT suck at singing, Perez. Are you kidding me??? Consider the TYPE of music it is — and consider that she is not a professional singer… I think she did a GREAT job. You need to chill.
I think she sounds good, C'mon how many actresses have tried to become singers and are wayyy more tragic than that. Plus she is stunning whether she thinks it or not.
I think it's pretty good, but she sings quite boring and I think she had got a 'little' help.. the vid sucks because it's not 'compared' with the song
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shes a damn good singer perez, quit hating
I like her a lot! her voice is really sexy, way better than brit brit. I think that you are jealous that she has an amazing body, a hot boyfriend and she can sing, what can you do beside talking about other people who made it better than you??
I think she sounds pretty good. Not professional, but pretty good.
Now I know you're just an asshole, Perez. She may not be your favorite actress, and you may be jealous as hell that she's dating Justin Timberlake, but the girl has a lovely voice. You saying she doesn't just makes you look retarded and petty. She sounds way better than people like Britney or Hagdonna or any of those other stupid pop singers. She's on tune, has nice phrasing and a very pretty vibrato, not at all forced or pretend, like Hagdonna's (talk about warbling!!!), and I think that hearing this has made it more likely that I will now go see something she's singing in. She's very, very good. And you are a big, big jackass.
Her voice sounds too generic. There's nothing special and no star quality. It's just… boring.
perez, are you crazy?! her voice is awesome!
i don't think she sounds bad at all. would i run out and buy this soundtrack? no. but do i think she sucks? not even close. lets hear you sing mario.
she sings well, I know she is not very likeable , but i cant be bias. Good job Jessica
I didn't have high expectations for it, but I thought she sounded really good. At least she was in key, and sang the song like she meant it.
i thought she sounded quite good actually…much better than most other actresses who try to sing.
That was neither warbling nor raspy. It was pretty good, actually. What's with the hate?
Mario, you are such a hater!! la verdad es, she sings better than Madonna, Katie Perry and Britney. whats wrong with you???
Re: Madonna ciccone – Hagdonna is old, supremely vain, the worst "actress" to ever soil the silver screen, and she can't sing her way out of a wet paper bag with holes in it. What she's good at is marketing. I wish she would grow old gracefully (too late for that, chipmunk cheeks, plastic surgery, and vapid models who can't speak english have rendered that a wish that is too late), but no, she has to terrify us with the prospect of endless vanity tours and albums. Even her damn horses can't stand her! They keep trying to throw her off! Try harder little horsies - maybe you can finally accomplish what Satan himself cannot!
I mean shes in tune and all but she sucks. SHes like those girls in the Kareoke bar that think they are amazing. You can tell she thinks shes the shit. But Heidi is in tune too, doesn't mean they are good singers or that they should be singing. Why all of a sudden is she using Justin Timberpuss to launch all these 'careers'? Shes a shitty actress now a shit singer.
WTF Perez? She's actually kind of good..good enough for Broadway definitely. Why do you hate her so much, I honestly have no idea. I don't think you have a thing for Justin so…???
there's nothing great about her voice, but i don't like it, personally…
she sounds amazing, talented and beautiful….bitch ha
Re: skaboosh5767 – Kind of monotone? I think you need to look up the definition of monotone. You're saying she's singing one note. Well, duh. No one can sing more than one note at a time, Einstein.
She has a better voice then the majority of the female pop stars you praise to the high heaven. Stop the hatred of this girl. Your really getting pathetic perez. I'll be glad when the time comes that some other celebrity blogger becomes bigger then you and you fade away like other non celebrity celebrites do.
Her voice is fine…why do you have to diss her?
I'm not a big Jessica Biel fan but I do think she sounds pretty good!
This girl CAN SING!!! Is Perez smoking Crack!?!
She has a BEAUTIFUL voice!
I really enjoyed it actually, I th ink it is great that she has a song on her movie soundtrack
I actually came online to defend her, and noticed that most of you think the same thing i do. She is actually pretty good!!! I was expecting way way worse!!! But then again Perez makes fun of Mariah Carey and Boasts that Madonna is amazing, yet Mariah can sing and Madonna cant.
ehh
shes better than I expected….
Pretty good actually.
boring, plain, zero style, i feel like anyone can sing like this? I mean when you hear Mariah, Beyonce, or hec even Britney you KNOW it's them singing, and as much as you might hate them, you still find yourself addicted to their music. With Biel it's like okay, I'll listen to it once to criticize, but I'm done afterwards…
better than madonna and scarlett johansson, much worse than britney. she sings okay, not great, but her voice is too deep and it sounds like she has a sinus infection. i actually wish she sucked more i hate this dumb mediawhore bitch. if she thinks shes getting an album or something, THINK AGAIN.
He just hates Jessica, she can hold a tune, granted its not the most exciting of voicees but thats down to the song.
i don't understand your problem with biel. she looks really pretty in the movie and she sang the song well.
I think she is great, she is better than Heidi Montag/Prat and you put her crap up here and sometimes try to make us believe you actually think she is good. How much do Heidi and Spencer pay you for that?
Like most have said before me, she has a decent voice for musical theater. Her voice probably wouldn't translate well in a pop music world, but I don't think that was what she was going for.
I hate her, but she doesn't sound that bad. Not great, but not terrible.
She sounds surprisingly good. Better than GaGa any day. You are an a-hole these days. What is up with you, Perez?
I think she's great. This is one of the people you need to realize that you should like.
Man, reading these comments would make Jessica Biel feel pretty good. You are an idiot. Your fame-whoring is coming back to bite you in the butt, Perez…TICK TOCK, TICK TOCK. Feel the 15 draining away?
Sings better than I do - so I won't complain!
Her voice actually suits the song - as it will for Guys and Dolls.
We all know you hate her - but quit acting like a snot by slamming EVERYTHING she does….it just makes you look petty.
Her voice isn't bad, just sounds plain like most other singers out there. It is nothing that stands out and shouts, "listen to me".
omg i think she sounds pretty good! have you watched highschool musical? that shit needs to be taken back!
You are just pee green with envy aren't you?
She sounds great
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gotta give credit when its deserved perez, come on! she sounds pretty good, much better than most actress wannabe singers! good job jessica! i bet jt is givin her some good tipperoos! haha
Actually, I think she's pretty good. WAYYYY better than ScarJo!
I think she sounds okay. All belting, though. I'll be curious to hear what her soprano voice sounds like in Guys and Dolls.
It pains me to say it but she does have quite a good voice, you kinda have to admit it.
she hits the right notes but nothing special - almost sounds like she is merely talking
i liked it…perez has had something against her ever since she stole his "boy-toy" justin =)
she has a good voice! it's certainly not raspy or warbling. who are the new writers for perezhilton.com ? They are AWFUL
She doesn't suck. She's alright. Fabulous actress, too. But in my opinion 99% of the time actress shouldn't try to be singers and vice-versa.
She actually sounds very very good… stop being petty perez…….
Ehmmm…her voice is ok..don't be such a hater just because u can't have justin!
Re: pinkbarbie – She sang it like that to suit the genre of the music. It has a Lounge feel to it. A-dur.
No matter what she will always suck in your shitty book so whatever!
I share in your disgust for her and her singing is lame not really good talking with music lame bitch
Not awful, but not at all the caliber necessary for musical theater. Having trained professionally in musical theater, I can tell that she has a very minuscule and untrained vibrato, which is an absolute no no for musical theater.
Re: Nectar – WTH??? Where were you when Perez's one hit wonder was released??? It was called My Pe n i s and since Perez was the only one reviewing it and the video it was faboooo shhh
as for actress she sounds quite good, maybe a little bit 'speaky'.
I don't care what Perez said. I like it!
Re: htownboy – there are actors that do both. It is called Musical Theater
I thought it was good. But I still think she is gross!
I think perez hates on her because he has a secret crush on justin timberlake. I think she's fugly, but cant sing? please man, that kinda shit you be doing makes me not want to come on here because you are straight hating.. the chick can sing and you know that
It is funny to me how, you have an issue with people over such stupid reasons. I think she sounded kind of good.
I love Katy Perry but that girl cannot sing live to save her life. Yet, you're up her butt cheeks anytime she does anything. You're such a girl!
I stopped listening to Adam Lambert for this? This isnt my cup of tea. I guess anybody can sing these days
thats not too bad, but jessica sucks anyway!!she should stick to being the ugly one next to timberpuss
WHATTTT?! She's a great singer!!!! and you give people like Heidi, Brooke, Gagnog and shitty perry a good name by calling them good?
WHATT?!
I think perez is tone deaf and doesn't understand the concept of proper musician material. That's right, he knows NOTHING about music and how a REAL singer should sound.
i think she has a nice voice
she can sing!
Re: htownboy –
Actually, the history of actresses and actors had an essential part in singing.