Is This For Real?
Filed under: Brooke HoganSeems like the apples don't fall far from the tree, but this little one must have fallen head first onto a rock!
Brooke Hogan, daughter of Hulk Hogan, discusses why green apples are better than red ones in the video above, and we can only hope that she's high because there is no other reasonable explanation for this painfully awkward clip.
Maybe she's high from the paint fumes she inhaled while designing her spectacularly trashy airbrush cover art below.
Yes, she's really coming out with a new album. Yes, that's the artwork!
Posted: May 26, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Why does she think we actually give a shit??
The cover art sux. She was funny but definitely high
And I don't like apples much! Except for maybe the apple crisp at California Pizza Kitchen 
SHE IS DEF STONED!
awful artwork!
I wish I still got stupid high like that.. Not gonna lie
Hey can't we get some equal rights for blonde reality T.V stars?! I say it's time for a rally! wah wah. I love how Perez preaches no hate and all of his homoanalytical psychobabble, however puts down most featured on his site. Forgive the hypocrit, it would be the honorable thing to do…however I'm sure all of you realize that if Brooke's youtube video had been PRO Prop 8, Perez would've done nothing but sing praise of the buxom blonde. Time to put your big girl panties on and get yourself some positive karma action going on…ya douche.
Please! No more!!
My eyes are BURNING!
this is the most retarded video i've ever seen….i dont have anything against brooke hogan…don't love her either but if she isnt drunk or high off something in this then theres def. SOMETHING wrong with her.
feel bad for her right now…:(
well there's 6 minutes of my life i'll never get back. i'm pretty sure i lost brain cells just from watching this.
Does anyone see how the wind drafting looks like her armpit is smelly haha
artwork, gah that's awful…
wow, she actually looks really pretty in this video. stop hatin' people.
she looks like a cross eyed trany mess. seriously, she's been smokin' way too much of the hooch to allow that rank artwork on her album cover.
…You don't think shes the green apple and Linda's the red apple? Much easier than callin your mom in public… the artwork leaves a little to be desired…but its her artwork so who cares! Private jokes like "apples" should always be kept private, otherwise they lose their humour!
i don't know what you all are talking about. she is absolutely right…green apples are way better; anyone who has ever had a red apple and enjoyed it is a fool.
HAHA! She's so cute! That's something me and my friends would do anytime of the day, whitout any substances in our bodies.
oh god, brooke is such a cornball
Her new album???? who's buying her records?? she sucks!
tranny
Is she like, 12?
I think the artwork is absolutely perfect …. if it's going to be hanging on my mom's creepy ex-boyfriend's wall …. in 1981.
Additional note - the super-white hair seems strangely appropriate - age appropriate that is. Is there any chance Brooke is actually Hulk's aunt? And am I correct in remembering that green apples are sometimes called Granny Smith apples? Hmm… now it's all making sense.
I can't stand her …
she WISHES she had that body!
UGH she's such a fuckin dumbass. she's not pretty, she's not talented, nor is she anything special. maybe she should stay a stoner and go sit on a couch and never come out again!… HEY BROOKE THERE'S AN IDEA!!!!
what a douche!
Brooke Hogan is so gross. Just the sound of her chewing was bad enough but then she has to exploit herself and make herself sound/look like such a moron. Such low-class trash. YOU WILL NEVER BE A SUCCESSFUL MUSICIAN!!!!!!!!
agreed,
GREEN APPLES ARE AWSOME.
red apples are gross
>.>
She's gross. Her voice sounds deep, like she's been using some of her dad's steroids and she's acting high, unless she thinks what she is saying is really funny, which would make her even more of an idiot than most people think. It looks like her Mom just scored another one. Linda Hogan 2, Brooke and Hulk 0
REALLYYY????? SERIOUSLYYYYYY????????
Ewww that painting is sooooo cheesy and 90's…. Ewwwww
Ive gotta be honest and i dont want to say this but that cracked me up lol towards the end hahaha oh and she was CLEARLY stoned lol hes eyes were almost closed and she was rambling about apples lol
great, there goes 6 minutes of my life, wasted. I think she may have had some (or a lot) of that cough syrup she was waving around.
1. I cannot believe I just wasted 6 minutes of my life watching this
2. who is she trying to fool with that cover??
shes retarted.
Two words: Vapid twat
Re: DaniaX2012 – I agree with you. I thought it was pretty funny. You can tell people on this website don't know how to chill and have fun.
Amazing, even that painting is dead behind the eyes….
Does she realize this looks like a bad tattoo?
there are no words.
Um she's fuckin hirious and now I love her.
Yeah-she DEF smoked a lil weed before THAT video. I'm sure that when I was 21 and had smoked a joint and IF I had made a freakin video, I would have looked as retarded as she did!! She is high! You should NOT get high and make a video like that - how stupid!!! Also- the artwork for album cover…WHAT???? WTF??!! It looks sooo white-trashy flea-markety!!! She (well, the whole family) has the worst taste!! You can't buy taste, I guess!! That artwork is classicly white-trash flea-market!!!
It's true that some people are born without taste. She is filthy rich and still has no taste. I actually sort of like her (meaning I don't hate her) but she's pretty damn trashy.
lmao i dnt think shes high man,she just looks bored n like shes eating shit. ppl do funny weird things when boredom hits
what the fuck? does she really think she an angel or something? God if you hear me I dont want to go to heaven anymore!Please send me to hell were i could be with sexy bitches
This bitch is such a has been, i wish she would disappear along with the rest of her family. F@#KING TRANNY
I'm not watching the video but green apples ARE better than red apples.
This was pretty common with my family. We love the green apples.
Her description of red apples sounds just like her and since when are angels orange?
she smoked a big blunt than decided to make this shit up about appples!!! What a nerd. She needs attention
fuckin weirdo.
SHES A FUCKING TRANNY
HOPE HER TRANNY PUSS GETS CANCER BRER!!!!!!!!
Last time you were praising her on her new song….and now ur bashing her again after the lil rude interview u had with her. Give the girl a break, she's got fucked up parents, the girls got issues right now….you really like to knock people down don't you….
Who's on fucking drugs, you stupid bitch!
Tranny whore!!!
The shim is just so fucking manly!
This must have been filmed after she made a bong out of one of her other green apples–
this is not worth putting on how dumb! fuckin apples phft!
SHE'S HIGH…
smoke another one brooke.
musta been some good shit.
dude wtf was she on? give me some of that!
I mean I dont really care for Red apples either Green and yello rock. But come on brooke you make a video about their lovely flavvors??? You see this is where famousvsNon Famous comes in. a random person couldve made the same video and it would of been hilarious but with her its just like what is she going through. lol. But in all reality i think people should give her a chance to shine and stop downing her thats why her music probaly sucks because we dont give her any Feed back…
and the art work.looks well.nice But not for album art!
Did she have some work done on her face????? She looks different.
Please. That stupid bitch hasn't seen her rib cage since she was, what, 10? She fucking WISHES.
Wow. Beyond words.
oh my god! poor girl.. no comments :S
It's so pathetic how someone has this much time on their hands to post something that benefits NO ONE but themselves.
Get off the crack HOEgan.
another idiotic tart thats famous just cuz. nothing special about her except the fact that she can pass for a dude
I laughed alot… Im 99.99% sure this is just joking around!!! LIKE DANG PEOPLE!
Joking! Is that wrong now?
This is one of the funniest album covers I've ever seen. Someone would have to be retarded to the tenth degree to purchase this.
i think she is high how care about apples???
and which is better cuz they are both the same taste but different color.
she is very handsome:)
looks like a man with wings. shitty artwork.
I've seen that art work before on the side of a 1978 ford van or maybe on the side of a carni ride. Oh, so white trash!
Lol that artwork needs to be airbrushed on a tshirt at the flea market, not on a record.
she is fucking idiot! who CLEARLY needs to lay off ganja. Well on second thought, it wouldn't matter. Skanky trash will always be skanky trash.
This chick just accused her mother of doing drugs with no proof, "just a feeling she has". Well that feeling is the high she is feeling from the joint I just saw her and her little runt boyfriend smoking on their balcony here in Hawaii. Our room looks over to hers and what she says about her mother is REALLY what she is. I used to like her but she is a liar and a hypocrite just like her mothers claims. She owes her mother a public apology.
Wow, get off the crack! I don't really like her anyways!
did she have a poison apple? her art work isnt that bad if she did it herself, i like that airbrushed trashy look its so cheesy that its cool i want to get an airbrushed picture…she should take more care of her skin tho
GOD! she is just trying to have fun, i bet all you haters dont even know her!!! dont talk shit un-less you know people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!