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Short Circuit Rewired

Filed under: Film Flickers

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Yet another remake of an 80's classic!

Someone must think these flicks were pretty bad the first time, right?

Variety is reporting that Dimension Films has acquired the rights to the 1986 cult classic Short Circuit. Original screenwriters S.S. Wilson and Brent Maddock have been rehired for the remake and the theme will stick close to the original fim , but it will factor in "advances in technology."

That means a faster, cooler, more high-tech looking Johnny 5!

Paging Steve Guttenberg! Someone's got work for you. We hope!

Will U go see the flick?

34 comments to “Short Circuit Rewired”



  1. 1

    Enough with the remakes! Message to Hollywood: Come up with something new and creative!



  2. 2

    Yeah mate!!!!
    Legendary film!



  3. 3

    YES YES YES FIRST ?



  4. 4

    nopee i will not =)



  5. 5

    afraid not the first on was enough of a downer for me.



  6. 6

    why do people give a fuck if theyre first or not? I guess the world is finally running out of originality



  7. 7

    You'd have to pay me a million dollars to see this remake. A LOT more for any other. There is no price high enough for me to see a michael bay "movie."



  8. 8

    No more remakes! But did anyone notice when Wall E came out that he was exactly like Johnny 5?



  9. 9

    It seems like almost everyday ur reporting some new remake…

    They really ought to stop already. I mean really? Movie studios can't green light original projects now-a-days?



  10. 10

    didnt they just have a remake called "Wall-E"



  11. 11

    looks like fkin WALL-E



  12. 12

    aw that's too bad… it doesn't need to be remade… Johnny 5 is forever alive in us 80's kids!!!

  13. Kdel says – reply to this


    13

    Hell to the Yes I will go see it. I enjoyed that movie with my kids several times. Can't wait for the remake.



  14. 14

    awesome. I love that movie: No disasemble steph o nie



  15. 15

    This must be one of the worst movies ever made. I could see doing a Police Academy Redux or something…Geeze, even 3 Men and a Baby would be imaginable…but seriously….seriously? Does society really require this? I mean we are forced to see tv spots for those terrible SciFi Channel features, do we really need to do Short Circuit?

    Hey, 20 year-olds…THE 80s JUST CALLED AND WANTS IT SHOWS BACK! Go make your own crappy pop culture and stop trying to re-market ours as your own cool shit.



  16. 16

    Stop with the freakin' remakes already! For Christ sake try to have an imaginative thought….Or hell, totally copy it and call it something else, that's what TV is doing…



  17. 17

    Nooo dont mess with him… And I was surprise by the fact that THE MEDIA didnt pointed that WALL-E IS A RIP-OFF of Johnny 5



  18. 18

    Re: Parisxo

    No honey, WALL-E looks like him



  19. 19

    Dear Hollywood assholes: remakes suck!

  20. mute says – reply to this


    20

    I've loved Short Circuit since I can remember… I kept saying to my boyfriend, "They need to make a Short Circuit Remake". It would just be interesting to see how it's done… of course, it would probably never come close to the first 2!

    BUFFFAN: I did notice Wall-E was a cross between Johnny 5 and ET… that was the first thought I had when I saw the trailer



  21. 21

    Um, didn't this JUST happen with "Wall-E"? Come on!



  22. 22

    Los Locos Kick ur Ass!!! Los Locos kick your face!!! Los Locos kick ur balls into Outer space!!!



  23. 23

    YEAH - NUMBER 5!!!!! " hey laserlips, your mumma's a snowblowers"!!!!! - okay I just looked that one up - lol



  24. 24

    OMG!!!! Now THIS is a stroll back to childhood. This movie was great!Lol. Memories!



  25. 25

    Re: KELLYP5555 – Yeah!



  26. 26

    Re: mute – YOU NEED THE NUMBER OF A GOOD THERAPIST.



  27. 27

    Re: CheechX – Hahahaha!! Love it!



  28. 28

    "they did not crush, dent mangle you…? No they just need us out of the way SURE KIDNAPPING HUMANS deeestroy the machine…OOOOo'

    "Dref… Fred.. thats what I said"

    "LUCCKKKY I'M HOME"



  29. 29

    GET SOME NEW IDEAS HOLLYWOOD!!!



  30. 30

    I'd like to see what they do with this.



  31. 31

    Whats with all the 80's remakes in the works? No one has any new ideas for movies??



  32. 32

    NOOOOOO! I love the original (and the sequal) Steve and Ally better make cameo apearances! I might go see it. Johnny 5 was so awesome, he was mad cute too… seriously, anyone who hasnt seen this movie has got to rent it!



  33. 33

    NO i would not go and see it… nor will i bhe watchin the flight of the navigator remake or drop dead fred remake…..



  34. 34

    That was a good movie way back when…afraid this could possibly ruin it… :(