Unkle Karl Disses Heidi And Seal!
Filed under: Heidi Klum > Karl Lagerfeld > Seal
Uncle Karl had some unkind words for everyone's favorite German supermodel, Heidi Klum…again!!!
In February, Karl Lagerfeld mentioned that Heidi "is no runway model. Heidi Klum is simply too heavy and has too big a bust. And she always grins so stupidly. That is not avant-garde - that is commercial."
Meow!
Now, he is attacking her family and fame!
"I don't know her," says the catty designer. "Claudia Schiffer doesn't know her. She was never in Paris, we don't know her."
Like Claudia Schiffer is the barometer of fame!!!
He knew her enough to call her fat!
He even had something to say about Heidi's husband, Seal, stating, "I am no dermatologist but I wouldn't want his skin. Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters."
Take the high road, Heidi!
Make sure not to call him an emaciated Oompa Loompa!
[Image via WENN.]




SAID THE QUEEN IN THE SAME SUIT FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS! Although I agree she's too big to be a runway model and Claudia Schiffer WAS hotter then Heidi back in the day. DOGGING ON SEALS SKIN is RUDE! He suffers from Lupis and those are scars from the desease you ugly bitter troll! Oh and like Kate Moss is better with her snaggle tooth?
OMG, he is hardly one to talk… He looks like a total flippin weirdo. He always has. WTF is up with the elderly mullet and those gloves? XD
I CAN'T BELIEVE HIM!!
He's not particularly attractive himself,
and Heidi Klum and Seal seem genuine and nice.
Shame on him.
1. attacking seals scars… how very low.
2. heidi fkn klum… too heavy? ok then the rest of the world is obese
3. im sure more people prefer heidi to claudia, because of her awesome smile and bust.
meow!!!…LMAO…
Seal's skin problem is from a medical condition he had as a child. Karl should shut his mouth. Seal is still better looking than he is, the old senile bastard.
Doesn't Seal have some skin disease??? This old wanker can't get a hard on anymore so he takes it out on the more popular and talented people in his profession.
its so old! perez!and dont judge, its german stuff u couldnt understand!klum is the biggest bitch out there, even you americans are somehow in love with her.to say this things about seal was mean, but its king karl!heidi is just a cheap hooker.
ok. first off this old hag needs to shut the fuck up!! look at him, hes wearing a nasty suit, Heidi and Seal are a perfect couple, Heidi is gorgeous, and has an AMAZING body, and Seal had a disease, and is still gorgeous!!! Karl on the other hand is ugly, gross, and old, hes just jealous cause hes alone, and they are a happy, PRETTY couple!!
he's right tho, most runway models do not have chests bigger than 34b..
but to say that about seal was just plain rude
Re: young miss – You AMUSE me
What a moron! How is that your business, Karl?! I do agree that Heidi isn't that awesome model, but so what?! She's great for commercial-campaigns and for Victoria's Secret. And i guess on Seal's face there's some kind of scars, not acne. (Like that's any of your business either).
Ha ha ha is this guy serious,….what a LOSER. She doesn't even need to respond, he is way beneath her as far as fame goes, why give him the press??
WHAT AN IDIOT!!
Someone should inform "Uncle Karl" that Seal has lupus, which is not a dermatological issue. I would think if you looked at celebrities' Q scores, Heidi Klum's would be much higher than Claudia Schiffer. Who even knows who she is anymore? She's more famous for dating David Copperfield than for modeling.
WOW asshole alert.
one German trash talking another German
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Karl Lagerfeld was relevant
for about 5 minutes back in the late 70's
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he is one of those "designers"
who all too easily rips off the latest "fad"
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like he did with Amy Winehouse and her sad / ugly style,
next thing he will suck off is Lady GaGa's style
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you can bet on it
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as for Seal, i was lucky enough to meet Seal once at my old job,
unlike most of the "celebrities" that went into my job, Seal was
really polite, genuinely friendly, and generally cool to talk to
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it's a good guess, Karl is nothing but an old withered, butthole
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pathetic.
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This is upsetting. Love Karl Lagerfeld (creative/artistic genius) but apparently he has no ability to appreciate that which doesn't appeal to his sense of aesthetic, or definition of beauty. Heidi Klum is beautiful, a good mother and wife, as well as an extremely sucessful business-woman. Seal is so talented, and a devoted family-man. The suggestion that someone's physical "imperfection" be used to discredit their person is so declasse and completely uninspired. I continue to admire Heidi Klum and Seal, however I don't know if the same can be said for Mr. Lagerfeld.
I heard that there were some shakeups at Chanel, and Lagerfeld was to be leaving the company after his contract expires… Somethings "up" (or really down) with this guy.
Wow, wow, wow. seems like he secretly admires them for some reason? that”s what jealousy is: secret admiration spewed out as hate. bcz y would he hate them so much?? as he says he doesnt even know her. he's really cruel. and lol that's so funny what u said about him perez.
he cant talk bcz heidi and seal look better than his aids-y (no disrespect to those out there with it) lookin ass! heidi had a sexy shape back in the day! i actually hate that shes bcome so SKINNY now. so wtf is he sayin?? i think he's jealous heidi got that tall, delicious chocolate and this old bag wants a piece of it!
A douche in a nice suit.
That's mean! He has those scars from his childhood. I believei his father burned him with acid. That's really fucked up coming from an old, overpriced, leather handbag. Unkle Karl needs to take his shitty merchandise and sell it to the 2 people that care.
Heidi is GORGEOUS, there is NOTHING wrong with her smile, and if SHE is fat, then Lindsay Lohan must be healthy.
That's crazy.
What a fucking wanker! This bullshit from a guy who has been in the same outfit since fucking 1970?! Seal has lupus and Heidi is a complete hottie with a pretty cool personality to boot - I love her on Project Runway! Get a life, you fucking orange idiot, and lose the fucking gloves while you're at it. Oh, and by the by, Claudia Schiffer was famous twenty years ago, idiot.
unkle kkkarl, you stupid bastard. he was scared during a ritual african scarification process - a rite of passage from youth to manhood. Not Lupus. He wears those scars proudly, the mark of his people. I once loved you unkle kkkarl, but now, you made my SHIT LIST. who the hell could call heidi klum ANYTHING but beautiful? You ASSHOLE, KARL!
on a side note, someone give that man some Juvederm, I've seen taxidermied animals with more life than him. Jesus H Christ!
fucking asshole. dont pick on heidi! >.
Heidi is not in it for Seal's face, she has said so many times, she fell in love or eternal lust after she had a look at his shorts
so I agree with Karl Lagerfeld, she is not is not avant-garde.
Thank you!! Finally someone says it!! Heidi IS too fat to be modeling underwear. Her stomach looks like moldy clay that has been squashed together!! And seal looks like a moster. Glad to see someone is not afraid to to break PC protocol and say something "bad" about a black. Time for these two hags to be put out to pasture already.
Hmmm although Heidi Klum is incredibly beautiful, Karl Largerfeld is a fashion phenomenon. He knows his fashion, he's the head designer of chanel ya know..and lets face it, he really is speaking the truth.. Fashion is Brutally honest and totally unforgiving remember.
Holy shit, what an asshole. Does he really know how he's fucking with?
Heidi's stupid grin? How about his sour puss?
WHAT AN ASS! SEAL HAD A DISEASE WHICH LEFT HIS SKIN DAMAGED. KARL IS UGLY ON THE INSIDE & OUTSIDE!
I wonder if he has ever looked at himself in a mirror. Fucking UGLY! He's like the Grim Reaper.
What a douche.
seal dissed uncle carl weeks before, saying that karl is an old man with no friend, who had his time ans now nobody knows him, so he started to attack heidi. thats wrong: the whole mess was made by an german paper.
karl is right: nobody knows heidi in parism she is no haute coture model and thats all.
even in germany she became a real big name after she was pregnant with her first child from briatore.
she is boring, ugly and NO CLAUDIA SCHIFFER.
USA keep her. she cant even jodeln. like she did so many times, like its a real german tradition. its not.its an swiss and austrian. she is a clumsy b*tch
that guy is an ass…
who the hell is he?
heh..
seriously…a huge jerk…Seal got those scars from a disease or accident i believe..
and Heidi is incredibly beautiful.
and who is Claudia Schiffer?
:/
Oooh, Uncle Karl, you know you're wrong for that. Don't be mad cuz she made her millions without having to starve on the Paris runways.
Karl looks like a dried out tampon. He needs to shrivel up and die.
uncle karl i dont "know" you but youre an asshole!
heidi is the most beautiful woman EVER..not to mention a sweetheart and a great wife and mom.
shut the hell up–shes more famous and lovely than you.
A-to-the-men. Did Lagerfeld sleep in a beef dehydrator?
Heidi is gorgeous and has a KILLER BODY that every woman in the world wants!
And I'm sure Claudia Schiffer knows who Heidi Klum is. They are both from Germany and both are stunning supermodels.
karl lagerfeld is a jealous old queen
stupid retard.. Heidi rocks!
Who the fuck is this asshole? How can one person be so fucking ignorant? Seal has A FUCKING DISEASE! You dumb fucking orange! And your skin is so much better? Wishing you had his color you white fuck! I cannot stand these fucking queers who think they know everything about fashion and women (like Mario) and are so jealous that they bash them! How fucking dare you say that woman is heavy? Why do we women allow men especially when it comes to fashion determine how women should look? As if men don't control enough shit in this world. Are gay men like him and Perez that jealous because they wish they were women to resort to shit like this? Ugh so disgusting.
what a fucking jerk!
seal had lupus..fucking retard, it's not like he was like "oh hey, by the way, i think it'd be best if my face look like this" STFU!!! he thinks he's the shit because he's the head of Chanel??? fuck you! and heidi klum is NOT fat!! she had like four kids! she's gorgeous.
that's what you call a HATER
hahahaha holy shit. so rank, wow. if he didnt rep chanel he'd just be an old ass man. too bad. i love heidi and her husband, she seems so down to earth.
WTF is his old ugly ass talking about. I dont even know who he is!
How ignorant. For one thing Seal demonstrates what is called a butterfly rash- a classic symptom of Lupus, an autoimmune disease. Idiot.
Let's face it, Heidi Klum's laughing all the way to the bank. She's awesome
Hes such an asshole. I thought he was an aknowledge man with self respect. Heidi is Gorgeous and so is Seal. He can fuck himself with that teddy bear of his. LOL. He thinks he's all that? He certainly is not. Fashion and Paris isn't all tres chic. There's more to life than starving urself and visiting the dermatologist
Wow! Them is fightin' words!!!
He looks like Dr. Evil holding Mr. Bigglesworth.
Senile old wrinkled up fool.
Wow someone should tell the old fuck that Seal has Lupus & therefore has scars on his skin, and then tell him that no one gives a flying fuck about his opinion anyhow
i love karl, but that seal comment is just plain wrong. seal is beautiful, not only on the outside but on the inside as well ..he needs to stop being so damn superficial.
You all better shut up. You don't know anything about this thing. She does NOT have the body and the attitude to be a runway model and it's true that NOBODY in the fashion industry (the real fashion industry, I'm not talking about crappy Maisons) never used her as a model.
Karl is maybe too direct but he's soooo right.
what an asshole.
Calling Heidi Klum fat is like calling Perez straight
And for him to talk bad about Seal is awful
Very said
I will always love Uncle Karl, but that was some harsh criticism!!!-and I thought Anna Wintour was bad!!!… I agree Heidi is a commercial type model because of her build. She is not runway or high fashion type model but she is still beautiful. And Seal, he may have scars on his face, but he is still so damn sexy!!
Re: elia – I agree with you on that
What a douche! Like HE needs to talk w/ his ugly spray-tanned ass…
Damn, if Heidi is fat what does that say about the rest of the world? LOL KL is a fucking ugly queer. And it looks like he's going to die soon. H and S, chins up, Karl bleeds just like the rest of us.
Re: HotHBoil –
Was Claudia ever a VS model? I'm not sure about that one. But that's besides the poing. Karl should die. I hope someone shoots him. But he needs to suffer first.
Re: GigglesnGrins –
Damn, even IF she hadn't had kids, her body is perfect.
He sounds misogynistic, and racist!
He looks like a fucking Iguana. he should not say anything bad about ANYONE's looks, not to mention it's a poorly kept secret that Seal has a HUGE dick.. so I don't think he's fretting over some scars!
When Seal first came onto the scene, he talked about his scar in Rolling Stone, stating that his scar was the result of having a childhood vaccination. He said he almost died from an allergic reaction to the vaccine. These were his OWN words, that I read years ago. He does NOT have Lupus — which, doesn't go away, and which can ultimately kill you. I hope this puts an end to the ridiculous speculation.
Oh, and btw — I've seen pix of a young Karl Lagerfeld, and he was super HOT! No kidding. Still, what he said is pretty mean and classless.
what a fucking ignorant asshole. those comments were totally uncalled for. HEIDI AND SEAL ARE AWESOME!!!
i just lost all fuckin respect for Karl Lagerfeld, making fun of some ones skin is one thing but if if they have a condition that they cannot help thats a whole other thing.
Seal’s appearance is the classic example of the condition discoid lupus erythematosus (DLE). Seal has revealed in interviews that he was afflicted with this syndrome as a teen, a condition where the immune cells attack various body tissues; DLE usually affects young people. Intense inflammation develops in the skin, particularly in sun-exposed areas, and if not treated aggressively with sun protection and anti-inflammatory medicines, scarring can result. Not only did it cause the cheek scars, but he had significant scalp involvement, causing hair loss.
KARL LAGERFELD IS A DOUCHEBAG
***So, does anyone remember when Karl was FAT!!!!**** Everyone is right in thinking that he is jealous. Klum had babies, and she looked like a fox before, during, and after. Karl was Ugly, then fat, and now that he is an old man, withering away, and he is reminiscent of a basset hound with his saggy facial skin. GROSS! So next time you say that someone is Fat, bite your tongue, and next time you criticize someone's skin, make sure you're not a fat old hag who's making fun of someone's former disease, but i guess you can't help that part, you asshole.
lmfao
What a doosh! first, change your bloody clothes - you been wearing the same damn thing for decades!
Picking on other peoples physical characteristics is something kids do in elementary. That queen must be bored of dressing dogs now he is looking for something else to do.
Take up cross stick Karl!
This guy is a true douchebag. But this is not new anyway… he stated himself "i'm the most superficial man on this planet" what can you expect from this asshole? who gives a shit is he works for Chanel or whatever, he has no right to insult people and point out at their physical weaknesses , especially if those are coming from a childhood disease. I have never been a fan of that stuff anyway.
I think this guy only cares about how people looks (and you better look perfect under his eyes). It doesn't matter if you are a sensitive, creative or a talented person. It's all about the looks, and i think that's extremely stupid and shallow. Genius my ass. Anyway, i think he should look at the mirror more often. He is not exactly a beauty.
Re: cherrymuffinlove – how many German do you know???? Any problems ?????
He's right about Heidi…but that comment about Seal was unnecessary. Altough Seal called Karl "sad old man" before.
Why is he bashing them…what did she ever do to uncle Karl?
Is he jealous? Why would he bash her? Is he loosing it in his
old age?lol.
OH - He must have Lost a contract ($$$$$$$$$), to a designer that
was on her show. I think she's absolutely lovely!
But if I had a concern it would be that her 'stylist' makes her wear
outfits she's wore in the 80's.lol
WTF! has dude looked at himself in the miror lately?? who the fuck does he think he is to judge anyone??
Karl likes fur and is a jealous bitch… his comments are nothing but funny!
Love Heidi and Seal, they must be thinking like "WTF? where does that come from" but surely it won't take them more than a minute to forget about that.
But one thing is sure… Heidi IS commercial AND SUCCESFULL!
THey are a lovely couple he is just bitter he looks like the god D**n Cryptkeeper tales from the crypt much??
i soooooooooooooo love to see everybody on here agreeing with each other and callin this creep out for his less than wise and utterly hateful comments:)
a very good sign….there are still plenty of sensible ppl in the world and although sum of u have gotten a little extreme wit ur display of disapproval atleast its all in the right spirit. i'm proud of u all…:)))
I never loved that old man, he thinks he's perfect but he's just a crappy asshole.
You go Karl!!! Love you !!!!
I saw the talk and all he said was : " I never met her and Claudia did. " You should German translate in the right way.
But anyway he is a big hater of all this kind of talent shows.
And his attack against Heidi was so veiled but very, very good. He is the master of fashion and language.
Re: cherrymuffinlove –
HELLO he's HUGE in the fashion industry. better known than being some fat catalog model who has what a show here and there
Types like him make me laugh so hard! They're just so serious all the time and act like the world revolves around the fashion industry! Quite honestly, we could all live without it!
and seriously, the fact that he is apparently an artistic genius, does not give him an exemption from being classed as an absolute wanker for being talking about people like that! Maybe people in his world put up with that crap, but it's just not right.
It makes me sad when people comment 'You Go, Karl' because no one should be respected for acting like that.
and why should Heidi be classed as too heavy to be a runway model? Who the hell decided that stick insect was what everyone else wanted?
I think Karl Lagerfeld is getting senile, no joke (btw, I cant believe people dont know who he is). I have huge admiration for Heidi and Seal, they are a successful couple with a great romantic story behind.
Heidi has done so many things and she can work the runway so well (See Victoria's secrets) and I love her smile, she doesnt need to look like a moody diva, she is great.
As for Seal, man oh man, he can sing like no one else, even with his lupus scars he is one of the best song writers/singers. What a rude comment f*cking botox faced Lagerfeld. I hope you go to hell soon old asshole.
fuck you karl!!! you dont know shit!!
Team Heidi!
Hello from Austria!
I've seen the interview live on German TV and it is quite unfair how Karl Lagerfeld is treated around the world. If you hear him say that words in the context of the whole interview you will realise that he just meant that he just doesn't know her in person. They have never met, and Heidi never had a big career on Paris' catwalks. Everybody knows that she never has been one of the haute-couture topmodels.
In fact he even said that she is doing great in commercials. No bad words about her.
And concerning Seal I don't know why nobody mentions that Lagerfeld said that he loves his music and voice and that he thinks Seal is a great musician.
It is always so easy to just recite some sentences without the context of the whole interview and then assume it is meant in a bad way!
Seal has lupus, which has affected his skin, the largest organ of the human body. As a fellow lupus sufferer…you sir, are a douche.
Re: samba2623 – I LOVE your default
KARL LAGERFELD RULES!
Heidi Klum is a victoria's secret model, she's no supermodel..
Claudia Schiffer is the definition of supermodel..
he was a bit harsh, but he's right– heidi klum isn't a supermodel, and i dont understand why she hosts project runway.. just like i dunno why kelly rowland hosts the fashion show..
Bottom line, he's mean but he's right
Come on Perez, you're talking shit now. If you want to hang up a story, please check if it's true. It's not Karl Lagerfeld who told the papz that Heidi was fat etc, it was the designer Wolfgang JOOP!!
WOLFGANG JOOP was the one who told the press that Heidi was too fat. The only thing Lagerfeld told the press was: 'I don't know Heidi Klum'.
Stupid ass
EVIL OLD BASTARD……..HE LOOKS LIKE HE DIED AND FORGOT TO JUMP INTO THE COFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND CLAUDIA SCHIFFER…IS HE KIDDING?
NOW THAT IS ONE FUGLY WOMAN!!!!
Re: Staralicious' – oh my god. I cannot believe this comment!!! WHO THE FUCK doesnt know KARL LAGERFELD?
do you know that GaGa worships Karl? he is THE fashion designer. You are clearly an idiot to make a comment like this.
SO GET THE FUCK OUT
Re: GOSSIP HOG – oh god. you believe GaGa has a STYLE? she basically wears vintage stores and/or puts together the newest runway looks. SHE is pathetic.
OK, it may seem rude, but Karl Lagerfeld has been the King of Couture, for many years, and he knows what he is talking about. I always felt the same way. When Heidi suddenly began being referred to as a supermodel, I thought it was completely misleading. Supermodels are Naomi, Christy, Claudia, Elle, Linda, Cindy, Kate, and Giselle. They were stars on the runways and editorial pages, as well as in advertising. Heidi never was; she was catalog all the way. She was tremendously successful, and has become a household name, but to call her a supermodel is simply incorrect as anyone with any knowledge of the difference between an editorial and commercial girl would know.
HI LOOKS LIKE A CREATURE FROM THE THRILLER VIDEO,HW HAS A LOT OF NERVE SHARING HIS RANDOM UNWANTED OPINION. BESIDES HE LOOKS LIKE A COMPLETE JACKASS WITH THAT DRESSED UP STUFFED ANIMAL ON HIS LAP. GO SOMEWHERE U OLD FART U RAENT IMPORTANT IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE.
THAT PIECE OF SHIT IS EVILLLLLLLLLL…SEAL HAD A DISEASE TO CAUSE HIS SKIN TO LOOK THAT WAY OMG…
how mean and rude