What's On His Upper Lip??
Filed under: Zportz > Michael Phelps
Cue the '70s porn music!
Is Fishy Phelps auditioning for a remake of Deep Throat???
The Olympic Gold-winning swimmer was sporting quite the pornstache - again! - at the Santa Clara International Grand Prix in Santa Clara, CA on Saturday afternoon.
He kinda works it. Kinda.
What do U think????
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: June 14, 2009 at 7:40 am
He should go for a Joaquin Phoenix sort of beard to cover his butt ugly face. Seriously. I've seen better looking dog turds…
He will never work a mustache. NO.
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Hahahahaha… 1970's pornstache ..
eww. gag me with a spoon. thats just ugly and gross. i just barfed a little. he looks like hes in his 40's or 50's. just saying. maybe its his down syndrome! aha!
What the eff is wrong with me, I keep coming back to look at it. Damn thing has some sort of weird mind control thing going on. Did anyone call Tom Selleck and tell him half of his mustache ran away and is hiding on Phelps' face? shit, I think that thing is growing on me……..
I actually think it looks hot on him……it suits his face because it's long and narrow…..WOOF!
I think it's an improvement!
Gross he looks like a child molester
I just found out that a good friend of mine went to high school with him. Apparently he was such a fuck up/tard that he would get kicked out of math class on a daily basis for stupid outbursts, and was a douche-nozzle to pretty much everybody.
"I'm glad the swimming thing panned out, because otherwise he would have ended up working at fucking Burger King."
Oh and the mustache looks dumb. Shave that shit off, Boris.
PLayoff beard? They're over..shave it.
Yes he kinda…I think…not bad.
People are right. He does resemble Sacha Baron Cohen. It works. Anything that takes the focus off his horrible mouth. It's his worse feature…
Yes..I kinda like it..he kinda works it!! He looks like the" Latin Mexican" novela actors!! Very macho macho man!!
No offence Phels…I think u are working it!
Its gotta go. abercrombie kids corporate is going to flip shit when they see that thing.
I think he is disgusting looking with or without it. He's head to toe nasty looking.
Perez…I love it. Reason being that he just exhumes hottness. And it is obvious he has no clue of current fashion. I say let him gow that beautiful 70's mustache and be a hot boy for all of us 70's queens to enjoy. You know who we are my friend….Us 70's boys love you Perez!!!!!
i actually went and saw him swim this weekend and he is ALOT hotter in person with the stash. its not that bad actually.
Yawn. BTW, he lost both races. Time for a toke!
EWWWWWWW
It's sexy.
EEEEEW he looks like the guy on "my name is earl"
Great. I had dreams of 70's porn all night. My husband is in Iraq and this pornstache made an already tense situation worse. Thanks Phelps.
I think he looks like he has a "dirty sanchez" Perez??? answer this why are guys getting uglier and uglier? is it an evolution thing???? in the last few years I've gone straight,,,,,,,,,because the gals are less wimpy,,,,,if this guy didn't have a wallet full of money, no one would be interested in him,,,he's just another nerdy guy
he looks creepy,hahaha…. just shave it off !!! porn guy,LOL
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
I think he looks like F.Mercury (with bigger & more 'doped' pecs of course
)
Ew.
OH MY GOD! I KNEW IT! ATTACK OF THE FERRETTS
This dude keeps getting weirder and weirder.
He may be a gold medal winner, but he is a loser as a guy … can't imagine what girl (except $ hungry) would want to even kiss him. He belongs in a tank at the zoo.
Sexy!!! that is so hot!
ewww.. take it off!
I like it….he looks good to me.
it looks so stupid
eww..gross
he looks so much older than he actually is!