Cristiano Ronaldo Stuns Poolside!!!!
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Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo shows off his rock hard physique at the pool of his Beverly Hills hotel on Monday!
His gleaming body is hypnotic!!!
On another note, we wonder how fast he goes through shaving cream!!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
Posted: June 17, 2009 at 1:15 pm




I think those are coach flip flops…if you look closely
PORRA, you just don't learn, do you ? HE'S FUCKING PORTUGUESE!
Something is very weird looking about this mans body! It's NOT attractive!
please don't stop posting these pics….he is amazing!!!
great eye candy!
GAY!
I wonder if he shaves his butt hole everyday? What a girlie boy! Real men don't shave their bodies.
He's nice looking but he has varicose veins. I hope he gets them fixed. Varicose veins are very painful.
Oh.. God…
Re: madonna u are dynamite – u'r right, no one gives a shit about him here in portugal!
Re: madonna u are dynamite – are you from portugal?
Re: cdt – i'm portuguese too and i hate him, just like everyone i know!
he is way hotter than becks!!
Re: Winnie Ramos – get your facts straight, not every men in portugal dress like him. is has such bad taste in clothes !
GOD DAMN hawt
yum
hairless chest and legs are SUCH a turn-off for me. that just screams METROSEXUAL!
Re: rach_cast – i said MOST men in Europe dress like him.
i would never make such an ignorant generalization as to say "ALL".
i'm pretty sure Eurotrash is the style. it is called EUROTRASH for a reason.
basically tight jeans, with nice belts, leafers instead of sneakers, and expensive printed tees or buttons downs. they might not all carry manpurses and wear fur sweaters, but MOST European guys now, DO follow a very metrosexual sense of style.
there's nothing wrong with that so i really don't see why you're so upset about it.
as for those who say he is stupid. he is just uneducated. he grew up almost in poverty. his family was very poor. so of course he was uneducated. he was never that smart, but he was good in soccer and found his way out of poverty. so what if he's not the smartest? it was god-given talent that got him to where he is.
stop the hate.
He shaves ALL his body hair–even armpits–that's just weird. Unless he's in the shave/taper training period before a big swim meet. hmmm. probably not.
ugh! that is so gross…sorry way to manicured to find anything about him masculine or attractive…
he is dammnnn sexxy! I wish he could wear that while playing soccer.. all i can say is dammmn!
When's he gonna start fucking Madonna? She needs to dump that Jesus kid.
MMMMMMMMMM, Delicious!!!!!
I may be from eastern europe and love my eastern european guys but he is just ridiculously good looking
OMG Look at those thigh muscles. Sexy!!!!!!!!
DAYUUM!!
Exquiste…beautiful.
someone give some utensils because I want to eat him up!! yummy!!
I think he's gross. Sometimes he gets so tan he looks like an eggplant. What do women see in him??
LORD HAVE MERCY JESUS. I'm just admiring the handywork of the Lord!
Re: alanbrickman – Nobody is hotter than David Beckham. I mean NOBODY.
holy effing shit!!! my heart just stopped for a minute!!!
*drooooollllll***
I wanna lick him!
as said before here…. Perez insists on Spanish words to illustrate Portuguese or Brazilian related topics when it's not a novelty that both of these countries speak Portuguese… but who am I to fight this massive lack of foreign knowledge?
My goodness, that could make me get religion. And who the (*&^ cares if he's dumb? (since I don't know the man personlly, I can't judge that, but I'll assume all you commentators hang with him regularly.
My plans for him wouldn't involve doing any higher math.
he would be perfect if he wasn't so damn metro…just take a little LESS care of yourself please
this is so gross
i luv it..
Hey just like Bruno, stop oggling straight men, he's not a stereotype you pervert. You're really making me uncomfortable. How dare you undress men with your gay eyes. FUCKING HYPOCRITE
HOT!
HOT!! HOT!!!!hes so delicious.
Re: Xandria – PARIS HILTON IS A WHORE AND NEVER DESERVE HIM!!!!!
I am effing speechless!
ewww i hate this man
he is not a soccer stud, obviously you haven't seen many soccer players!
plus hes one huge douchebag!!
Wow love him. si si ay papi. so fine!
he probably has a veiny weiny ! hahahahaha ! ughh !
Re: Xandria – IF YOU GO TO ITALY,SWITZERLAND,ALBANIA,FRANCE MOST GUYS DRESS LIKE HE DOES AND THEY ARE PRETTY HOT!! AND THE VEINS ARE THERE BECAUSE WHEN GUYS ARE THAT FIT VEINS HAPPEN !
BUT ANYWAYS
I HATE HIM NOW I THINK HES GORGEOUS BUT I HATE HIM BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE PARIS HILTON THING…IS HE TRYING TO GET ATTENTION IN THE U.S OR SOMETHING?!
THATS GOOD FOR PARIS BECAUSE HES THE HOTTEST SHES BEEN WITH BUT NOT GOOD FOR HIM !!
so you people like legz w/veinz"??? this is one NOT HOT dude,,,,,,wonder what those veinz are going to look like when he'z 50
they almost caught him pickin' a buggar, instead they got him chewing on it
More often than you could possible imagine.
Y.U.M.
ewwwwwwwwww
Wow, he has an AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFULLY EXCELLENTLY AWESOMELY HOT BODY!
Though, I'm not sure if I like the bathing suit. Other than that, soccer has really done him some good!
OMG LORD OH LORD! I LOVE HIM !DAMN SEXY!
LORD LORD LORD! DAMN SEXY!!!! OH RONALDO
Re: madonna u are dynamite – he actually is the best player , nice try tho
OMG… why oh why. It the most horrible thing i've ever seen… Why is he wearing toe post flip flops? That is so wrong on so many levels!!!!
back ooff Yanks.. he still belongs to us britts !!!
id pay 80 mill for tht haha x
can we say pool boy
Re: Winnie Ramos –
If that is true, why does he shave or laser his pubes and why doesn't he shave his hair and eyebrows? There's a lot more hair there.
How u people dare to call him a loser??? he's the greatest and hottest soccer player in the whole world!!!…Manchester united and Real Madrid!!! and now he's the richest one also!!!
Tanorexia + bodyshaving = eww I want to rip my eyeballs out of my head.
fuck me
Re: Winnie Ramos – I totally agree!
His face is not totally handsome, he's just a good looking guy, but yeah his body is amazing. best i've seen in a long time. just right. a little muscle, great tone which shows he's active, but not too musccular like a body builder. and his skin is so clear and smooth! looks better than most shaven women's skin!