Spending Time With Wifey
Filed under: Canadialand > Personally Perez > Lady GaGa
Who's the husband and who's the wife?
Depends on the night!
So what do we do backstage at a Lady GaGa concert?
We take silly pictures, try on wigs, and have lots of girltalk!
Specifically, GaGaloo was telling us about how amazeballs her performance is going to be at the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday, which Perezaloo is going to be a presenter at.
The MMVAs are even building a very cool set - just for her!
The wifey and I had so much fun in Toronto on Friday night. We love this city. We love this country.
Canada is faboosh, bbs!!!!!!
[Perez's t-shirt courtesy of Coconut Records.]
Posted: June 20, 2009 at 1:52 pm
ii loveeee coconut records
Hey Perez - you do know that these celebs (or pseudo celebs) like Gaga don't actually like you right? They just like the publicity and your huge ego sucks it up.
GaGa is the husband ,she has a dick
Ewww-I don't know which one of you two are uglier! The long schnoze face woman or the ugly gerbil guy! Wait-aren't they both guys?
Re: that_will_do_PIG_rez – She NEEDS makeup. I had no idea she looked THAT bad. Makeup is a miracle…
Re: Long Dong Connery – #88 YOUR JUST JEALOUS THAT YOU DON'T GET ANY SEX SO YOU HAVE TO COME ON PH.COM AND FLIRT WITH ALL THE LADIES, WHO REALLY KNEW WHAT YOU LOOKED LIKE WOULD RUN FOR THE HILLS!HAHAHA.EVERYONE KNOWS UR A BALL LICKER AND CLOSET GAY ANY WAY…YOU FUCK TARD.2"SHORT DONG! LOL.GO FLIRT WITH UR MAGESTY BALL LICKER.I GOT PLENTY OF GIRL FRIENDS IN BRAZIL
THAT U WISH U COULD HAVE!! GO FLIRT WITH YOUR MAKE BELIEVE GIRLFRIENDS!! GOTTA GO MY GIRLS WAITING…HAHAHA
You got fat again perez
I just moved to Toronto from the States and I LOOOOOVE Canada. Canadians are so nice, goodlooking and Toronto is the coolest city I have ever been to.
I encourage more Americans to visit Canada. I noticed a lot of Americans that come to Canada are suprised how awesome Canada is and how nice they are; even to Americans. The ones that diss Canada are the ones that have never stepped foot on Canadian soil.
Love Canada! Hope it's a great show.
Thank you for supporting Canada Perez
Poor GaGa!! Now she's stuck with you–it's like her deal with the devil!!! Tell her I love her but to stop tanning right now!!
Re: LADY GA GA IS MADONNA WANABE – oh just shut the fuck up and stop lying you brainless asshole
name dropper……
Re: Long Dong Connery – fucking asshole from brazil is back spewing more mindless crap, then again what else is new?
SO MF CUTE!!!
I love Perez and GaGa!!! they are too cute. love the hair and. Her boobs say GaGa?. but why Perezaloo and GaGaloo? It0's cute and stuff but its weird.
I want to focus again on, why people comment if they don't have good thing to say! thats so inmature, so not classy, so not fab! they are really really stupid!!
So GaGa come to Latin america please!!!
GaGa 4ever
Canada is definitely amazing and loves you too!
Haha, you two look like fun.
Thanks Perez!! And we love having both of you here…….but how about you tell us where you're partying so we can come play too? mmmkay?
Kisses to Gaga
Looks like fugs of a feather flock together
4th of july is just round the corner perezzers! Now are you planning on hitting the gym or hiring Mariah Carrey's photoshop team? I'm betting on the latter!
Re: JigSaw – #126 I ALWAYS KNEW YOU TWO WERE LOVERS
OR THE SAME PERSON.YOU TWO HAVE FUN TONIGHT!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LATER..
nobody wanted you to post that
He's not handsome and he's done more to hurt Gays in recent months than anyone. I don't know why people are even afraid of him; he's just a big SISSY. He doesn't deserve to be called GAY.
Jenny Craig, Perez
ahh i was at the show last night and it was RIDICULOUS! Perez, your dance moves were AWESOME in the sound booth!
Re: LADY GA GA IS MADONNA WANABE – not even close you little shit, now go back to all your girlfriends, i mean your hand and rub one out
Lady Gaga is the best thing to happen to music in a long time. I am a music major and her talent is out of this world. I don't know how people can even try to say shit about her??? Her pop stuff is amazing… but I would die to see her sit down at a piano and just sing.
She combines every aspect of "art" perfectly. Everything she does is todays version of "great gesamtkunstwerk." Richard Wagner used the term "gesamtkunstwerk" to refer to a performance that combines all the arts, including the performing arts (for example music, theater, and dance), literature (including poetry), and the visual arts (for example painting, sculpture, and architecture). Her entire existence is perfect ART. Doesn't anybody else realize that? Someone who knows her needs to TELL her that.
People who don't like her, thats fine. But nobody has the right to say that she is not talented and that she is unimportant to music.
AND she has more talent than Madonna ever had… if Madonna had talent.
She is not trying to be Madonna, either. So don't compare her to Madonna. She is beyond being compared to Madonna.
i sware to god u r sooo crushing on GaGa…if i didnt have just about the best gaydar i know of, id sware u were str8…
congrar but perez u need 2 loose some few weight it 4 ur own good but i hpe u 2 live happy cuz u 2 look cute couple even i was thinking that u were gay but there is np with that
I hate it when americans patronize canadians or any other nationality. Mario loves canada soooo much that he visits once a year, most americans can't stand canada athletes who don't wan't to play here, actors who don't wan't to work here x-files david duchovny who complained about the weather and gillian anderson who called vancouver "boring", but canadians love having there kissed. P.S. the annual ratings for the mmva's are only a pathetic 340,000 people so who gives a shit.
Canada is the Greatest
Canada rocks my cock.
and yours perrez
UGH, if Lady GAGa could just sing and not show her face, that would be GREAT. she is fucking ugly. and her "style" is not great at all.
FABOOSH IS NOT A WORD. it's retarded. like you and your book that i burned.
Ahhh Perezz baby I've been keeping my eye out for you in Toronto! Hope to run into you, enjoy Canada!
Lady GaGa is fabulous.
PS Madonna is a fan of Lady GaGa.
Wifey reminded me of a Judy Blume book. She sent me an email yesterday. It was awesome. She's one of my favorite authors of all time…along with Paul Zindel (RIP).
nice rolls you tubby bag of shit, u should never ever make fun of anyones weight ever again
I'm pretty sure Mario was deprived of oxygen at birth. What a dork.
Re: that_will_do_PIG_rez –
Hey PIG, I just looked at the pic's that you keep referring to and they look fine to me. She's at the beach dumb ass, do you expect her to wear full make-up?
She is a great singer/songwriter with abundant talent.
@ 142 Her music is shallow disposable pop music, I wouldn't describe lyrics like "don't be bluffin with my muffin" as poetry. She is hype, though her songs are catchy but that's it. Her synth driven processed pop has been done to death by countless artists.
@152 lol!
Re: Texasboy –
Did you just get out of prison or something? Actually, THE FAME has been out a little less than a year, and it's been platinum for a while now. Fact checking IS a good thing; don't be afraid to use it sometime.
Re: LADY GA GA IS MADONNA WANABE – Oh please, SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY. YOU HAVE MADE THOUSANDS OF MADONNA ACCOUNTS. If you really had "thousands of girls" Mr. I think Madonna is from Portugal, you wouldn't be on this site licking Madonna's asshole clean. Seriously, Madgorilla, Madonna is the best, Shitney, whatever the FUCK your next screenname's gonna be, just SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO ONE CARES.
that was kind of disturbing…. lmao
are any of you attractive??? because I'm sure none of us have a face "worthy" of being a celebrity.. based on your standards. So stop acting like the only reason to like someone who is famous, is if they are beautiful by all of these "rules" that we are all going crazy because of.
She is beautiful in her own way and she is NOT ugly. The way she looks and dresses is who she is. If thats not your taste then fine, but I don't think 150 of these comments should be "you two are ugly."
Her lyrics are meaningful. The way she plays with words, the pronunciations is really unique. She is representing our generation. She may sound vulgar and her words may seem unimportant or not "deep" enough.. but her words are poetry. If you're disgusted, then look around and realize that you're all a part of it. She's brilliant.
Re: jrnpp – Me too. I was expecting hideous. They look cute and her body's rocking.
Re: that_will_do_PIG_rez – Ok, now I want to see a picture of you. Why do you feel so strongly about this? How hideous are you?
You found your "natural hair color" !!! OHHHHHHHH, I'm so happy for you !!
Now get me outta of unemployed OREGON> I HATE IT HERE !
Re: that_will_do_PIG_rez –
Hey PIG
Tip for you,
Get new glasses. Wash mouth out with soap. Get a life.
Re: electronic_MITH – ah bitch, we all have the right to say what we think!!!!
YOUR SHIRT IS AMAZEBALLS PEREZ! Jason
wow your getting fat again perez :/
why don't you marry her and have a wedding you will wear white and she can wear those shoulder things that adam had on ai
canaaddddaaa
Lady Gaga threw it down yesterday! It was so much fun
Next tour with live band? EEE! that will be soo amazing!!!
Re: canadianair – ah lick my clit, what you all are saying is stupid.
i love how lady gaga is USING YOU for publicity
hahahahaha
Nice wig…www.missperfectblonde.com
BALONEY TITS IS BACK!!!!
Re: jrnpp – Re: hazelo –
both of you ugly bitches are fucking nuts.
just because she looks semi-human compared to your ugly mugs does not mean that this pathetic piece of shit is anything more than a midget TRANNY WITH A WEIGHT PROBLEM. GROSSSS
DAILY. MAIL.
LOOK THEM UP.
THE BITCHES BEAK IS OUT FOR EVERYONE TO SEE, AS WELL AS HER FAT ROLL DIMPLED THIGHS AND HER FLAT CHEST WHICH SHE HAS TO COVER UP BY WEARING . . .
A TURTLENECK.
YES- TURTLENECK TO THE BEACH!!!
PATHETIC!!!!
Cutest couple ever….
Re: Long Dong Connery –
I'm
waiting
(((bulldong)))hehehee♥
two famewhores. yes.
Amazeballs? No one's laughing… next one.
Re: Talia88 –
Wow, overgeneralize much?
Perez — TACKY DRAG QUEENs are so 1982 !! You weren't even born yet ! San Francisco used to be a lot of fun………………….tacky Drag Queens who are now, largely, "glamourous Drag Queens". Tacky still works, but not like it used to. Drag Queens take themselves SO SERIOUSLY NOW !
Which BATHHOUSE will you be staying in, PEREZ ?
soooooo judging by that massive roll, you gained all that weight back…
good effort though : D
Amazing just who & what customs will allow into the country these days….
You look more like a woman then lady caca does.
Perez, why are you sticking your finger into GaGa's nose? Are you picking her nose or what???
And what do you call that thing around your waist - spare tire, love handles, muffin top, amazerolls of fat ? Boy, you look corpulent.
Re: baloneytits – w-huh…? What's you're beef long tits?
Honestly, who cares if Perez gained weight? He is awesome.
Lady Gaga is a goddess, do you seriously have nothing better to say then she is a man or has an overbite? Her music the sickest shit.
Canada is the best
Re: natterskat – Oh so you're one of those who thinks everyone should look like a fucking Barbie doll…so close-minded. She's talented and I'm glad she has flaws like every other human being. I hope she never gets a nosejob but knowing this industry, she eventually will.
The weird and the weirder. Are we supposed to be impressed? Nope. Just laughing at what a famewhore you really are.
Bitch must've feel asleep in the tanning bed again. I just hope our wonderful american talent doesn't get a disease from those un-cleansed filthy k.d. lang looking canadians. Do us proud and dominate them by taking all there money! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!
Can't wait to see Lady Gaga and Perez at the MMVA's tomorrow!!!
ILY Perez and Lady gaga
perez U R UGLY stop talking shit about people. Your uglyself need GAGA to f*ck you. GAGA wears all these crazy shit to distract her UGLINESS!!! lol
so sweet!
SHES FUCKING UGLY
Re: hazelo – my beef is that youre a retard who must BE FUCKING HIDEOUS to even consider lady gaga a member of the human species-
i can only imagine the pile of shit that you look like if you consider lady caca to be passable as anything less than a FARM ANIMAL . . .
How sad is it that PH is actually prettier in that wig than Lady CaCa? She's a tranny.
it is a sad commentary on the state of this nation that this moron who is qualified to work any drive thru in america(or canada) has acheived any form of celebrity status whatsoever! i will not stoop to comment on what it calls its wife.
Oh Perez…
You would be ripping on any other person wearing that wig…and then start making rude comments about your "wifey".
But…in your bizarre little world…you are the only person cool enough to do this.
Be honest….how often was your ask kicked at Loyola?
Can't believe, can't believe, no, I can't believe her butterface. B-b-b-butterface, b-b-butterface. Muh muh muh mahh
Re: Talia88 –
And after reading your ridiculously stupid post, clearly Canadian women are as well.
Re: JLBbby – THANK YOU.. we must be the only two who understand that
Canada FTW I'd never live anywhere else!!
I used to use near Toronto, it's a great city but things are MUCH more beautiful in Vancouver/ BC in general. You should head on West perez!
That chick is so ugly!
Re: Sleepwalker – #160 STFU bitches.even tho I dont agree with him.I agree with him for his respect for madonna.everyone has a right to their own opinion.She has done alot of good towards aids and giving tons of money for research! so fuck off….
her 5'oclock mustache is showing
Awww I love you both!! I was at Lady Gaga's concert last night @ Toronto's Kool Haus.. TRULY AMAZING!!
I'd love to catch her performance at the mmva's… I'll be in the neighbourhood..
Hopefully I'll run into you Perez!! Wouldja know my name?
She is about to go on stage. Her make up is caked on because thats how it has to be! Doesn't anyone know anything about theatre? Her style is about being overdone. Shes making fun of all of us. and everything about her IS beautiful. putas
Your deffff the Bitch you mongloid hack. . .xo
coalcock
i saw her perform on friday at kool haus!
that girl is phenomenal!
Perez needs to do something with those HAIRY APE ARMS!!! GROSS
she is so using you as you are doing the same. tards, non high school grads and have the right to vote. figured it out yet douch bag? probably not.
what the fuck is amazeballs, and faboosh, and bbs……dumb…..fucken dumb
how old r u again…..calling "her" wifey points even more to gaga being a man…..pathetic hypocrite……