Spending Time With Wifey
Filed under: Canadialand > Personally Perez > Lady GaGa
Who's the husband and who's the wife?
Depends on the night!
So what do we do backstage at a Lady GaGa concert?
We take silly pictures, try on wigs, and have lots of girltalk!
Specifically, GaGaloo was telling us about how amazeballs her performance is going to be at the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday, which Perezaloo is going to be a presenter at.
The MMVAs are even building a very cool set - just for her!
The wifey and I had so much fun in Toronto on Friday night. We love this city. We love this country.
Canada is faboosh, bbs!!!!!!
[Perez's t-shirt courtesy of Coconut Records.]
Posted: June 20, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Hey balonytits I like you wanna fuck?
Enough with Lady Gaga already…
Perez, I think you're 20.5% straight. I know a gay dude who wants to do it with Stevie Nicks.
i like how you rag on other celebrities for doing drugs, but if you look at gaga she's so obviously cracked out, if not currently, but showing signs of someone who has done way too many drugs, but because she likes you she's your "wifey". so lol.
Re: JohnnyLaw –
Wow, how old are you??? Don't your parents have child-guards on the computer??
Canada is the best i love this country (Freedom) ya FUCK U all who hate canada
220 comments already!
and does she have real hair is it all just wigs?
i love lady gaga!
Re: LADY GA GA IS MADONNA WANABE – the fuck? Lady Gaga never cancelled where do you get your facts from?
And didn't Kanye West just announce ANOTHER tour?
Re: baloneytits – I can imagine how much of an ugly ass you look like by the way you describe people, only complete an utter garbage could have raised a vile and condescending creature such as yourself.
AND ONE THING I AGREE WITH IS CANADA IS FABOOSH! IT KICKS ASS !
Re: JigSaw – YOUR FUCKING HILARIOUS!
Re: titismack – THE CRAZY TROLL IS BACK!!!
GO FINISH OFF THAT OB YOUR MOM STARTED WITH THAT RUSTY COAT HANGER BITCH-
JUST CRAWL UNDER YOUR SINGLE-WIDE TRAILER, TAKE THE RUSTY CAN OF CREAMED CORN YOU HAD FOR DINNER AND SLICE AWAY!!!!
Re: baloneytits – Re: that_will_do_PIG_rez – WOW, all you can say is "baloney tits" and "tranny" which is vastly unoriginal.
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If anything Lady Gaga isn't the most beautiful creature in the world, but I'd rather be watching a talented entertaining bitch like her than a pretty and untalented hooker like Britney.
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If anything it just goes to show you don't have to be a barbie to shine, but judging by your personalities you can both suck on a wad of shit cause your ugly as fuck.
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If you don't like her FINE, don't like her. But grow up a little and act your age. Instead of acting like mindless, arrogant imbeciles who share 2 brain cells.
Re: baloneytits – why don't you go back to the cave… your ape parents are looking for you.
Re: titismack – thank you titties.. she is an incredible musician!
Re: titismack – bitch im not the only one saying that she has BALONEY TITS and that she is a tranny- everyone is!!! shes fucking ugly as shit, and i understand how that would appeal to ugly-ass troll girls who finally feel like one of them has succeeded, but it is fucking pathetic for you to go apeshit every time you realize perez has posted something about CACA, aka, gag-a.
SHE IS AN UGLY, FUCKED IN THE HEAD, BITCHY, WHORE LITTLE MIDGET. . .
she is a piece of shit just like you and i guarantee if you ever had the bad luck to meet her she would spit in your ugly, shocked fat face!!!!
Re: baloneytits – Are you off your medication? You sound hysterical. You're not cutting yourself, are you? Screaming yourself hoarse? "Hideous!" "Farm Animal!" "f-f-f-f-FUGLY!" Hush now. You're scaring your cats.
Re: hazelo – if i were you, i would stop putting your issues onto other people
and that cat thing-
thats just fucking scary.
keep quiet darling-
youre scaring the other people on perezhilton.com!!
Re: hazelo – i love these losers sticking up for lady gaga-
didnt she say "all the losers love me"
or something??
something about all the high school rejects just being obsessed with her??
it means so much more sense to me now . . .
Re: baloneytits – you vile scum, its close minded people like you that disgrace the human race.
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And you are the only person proclaiming "baloney tits".
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And no I'm not an ugly fat girl, but I can sure as hell bet you're one hell of an ugly secluded bitch. LG isn't easy on the eyes but she shows that you don't have to have a plastic body and a re sculpted face to be talented.
To me and a lot of other people that stands for something.
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And I had the joy of meeting her and NKOTB she was a very nice person, but you could care less because you have the most hideous personality ever I pity you and anybody who has to be within any radius of your vile persona.
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And pot & kettle about the Gaga posts. Because your avatar is dedicated to her and all you do spam her shit. Grow up you secluded and socially rejected teenage bitch. Maybe if you change your attitude your life would be a little brighter.
Re: electronic_MITH – no problem, I just hate immature little bitches who have absolutely no sense of dignity or respect for anyone.
Re: titismack –
I agree with you 100%.
Thanks for the baloney slapdown. It was well deserved.
Re: titismack – inally, you have someone LIKE YOU whose crawled her way to the top through sheer force of will and through showing any innocent bystanders around her her jiggle thighs . . .
it must be very meaningful to people who routinely had the shit beat out of them in middle school . . .
but guess what?
that whore does not give a flying fuck about you.
you need to find a new obsession, one that is not so easily made-fun of and preferably one where anyone who makes fun of her (everyone) wont make you cry!!!
MOVE THE FUCK ON.
SHE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU!!!
Re: baloneytits – Let's, for the sake of argument, assume that Lady GaGa is hideously ugly in all the redundant and unimaginative ways you listed. So what? Why are you busting a vein over it? Would you feel better if we just exterminated the fuglies? Would that bring your blood pressure back down, baby girl? Heil Hilton!
Re: hazelo – Re: jrnpp – Re: titismack – Re: titismack – no im not-
i didnt start baloney t its- someone else did, and if the shoe fits . . .
like i said, i can understand why you guys are so obsessed with her.
lemme guess:
not that attractive, boys didnt pay attention to you, have a bit of a weight problem, and a nose the size of david beckham's pe nis.
Re: hazelo – so sycophantic fans like you pathetic bunch get to realize what a dirty little ugly whore she is . . .
its really fucking amusing to watch it drives you guys up a fucking wall!!
SHES GROOSSSS
SHES DISGUSTING
SHE HAS A NOSE THAT LEGALLY QUALIFIES AS ANOTHER LIMB!!!!
AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, SHES NOT EVEN ATTRACTIVE . . .
WHICH IS WHAT APPEALS TO YOU BUNCH.
if she was an attractive whore, like the many others, from linds on down the list,
YOU WOULD FUCKING HATE HER!!!
Re: baloneytits – I also have a mustache. And genital warts.
Re: hazelo – Re: jrnpp – but because shes ugly like you bunch, you see her as "liberated" and "cool"
SHES NOT.
YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT.
SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A GOOD PERSONALITY-
WHICH IS WHAT MADE HER SUCH A LOSER IN SCHOOL
AND ENABLES HER TO HANG OUT WITH THE LOSER ABOVE.
ITS WHAT MAKES HER COME OFF AS A BITCH IN INTERVIEWS
AND MAKES MISFITS LIKE YOURSELVES LOVE HER!!!
Re: hazelo – and thats supposed to be shocking?
hahahaaha
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you guys want to pretend that an ugly little reject whore can make it big and no one will care-
BUT, the hard part is, they do.
which is why you will never see her on the cover of any mens magazine
and why you guys get SO FUCKING PIS SED OFF WHEN PEOPLE POINT THAT OUT . . .
but we always will . . ..
because its fucking hilarious.
UGLY.
FUCKING.
TROLL!!!!!
Re: baloneytits – I like her cause she's kind and talented.
I could only imagine why you hate her… prettier than you, accomplished more, a bit of a bulemic problem, closeted homosexual mad at their father, inability to achieve erection.
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You act like you have her figured out but you don't even know her!
and for all the "oh look at me I hate Gaga" bullshit your trying to peddle you seem to know a hell of a lot of stuff about her.
Re: baloneytits – im out, im gonna leave you bitches to talk about how HAWT she looked with her beak hanging out in that black turtleneck on the beach . . .
just realize how outnumbered you are (read the posts) and that no matter how many disco masks you wear
IT WILL NEVER
EVER
take away from the hideousness of your respective ugly faces.
or the cellulite that has spread like one of your venereal diseases (take your pic) all over your midget sized body . . .
Re: baloneytits –
Not even going to bother to lowering myself to your pathetic level. Your a waste of space, time, and oxygen. Your conception was a mistake by fault of your parents.
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You have 100 different arguments going with people you don't know and it's all about a woman who's 10x more successful than you and clearly wouldn't give a flying fuck about what you have to say about her.
Re: jrnpp – you're welcome, the bitch just gets on ma nerves.
Re: baloneytits – I've never heard her sing and have only seen a picture or two. She likes wigs, apparently. I think she's reading this. She doesn't want to — Paris told her not to — but she can't stop herself. And no amount of tequila will take your words out of her head. She'll die at 90 with the scars of your flippant hatred still burning in her chest. Another proud day for you, Baloney Tits!
my friend went to the concert, i heard they waited like four hours or something till she came out? then someone else told me her set was kinda short considering they waited so long. that would make me so sad!!
all in all she is pretty cool but seriously making people wait 4 hours? wow! who know if thats true though/ im pretty drunk
CANADA IS AWESOME!
Canada brings the love for gaga!
GAY
Re: HaiLeZ –
Yes, and you?
whoot! love u both! canada represent!! chicka yeahhhh! (i went to school in vancouver slash have a house at a ski hill in BC) but now chasin the dreamz in Hollywood! whoot!! go perez!
what the fuck is with that Brazilian Madonna fan?
you're both just as ugly..
Hope you guys had a blast!
who cares anyway?
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aw she looks like shit….too much fake bake on the face maybe?!
Love her but she needs to stop tanning it does not look good..
she is one ugly bitch
Perez…why are you so obsessed with this bitch???
where were you?? We've discussed all of this. A lot of make up= stage makeup… you have to put A LOT on to look like a human from far away. Her look is about being different and overdone anyways.
I want some respect for Lady Gaga… she is the most unique artist we have had in A LONG TIME. She is talented as a musician, a dancer, a writer.. she's not faking any of what she does like most artists these days. They get on stage and put their "game face on" and they are performing.. almost like acting. Lady Gaga doesnt fake it.. everything that she does is pure talent and art. When she goes on stage, she is the same person she was hours ago. I don't understand how nobody gets that she is the best thing that has happened to music and art today as a whole?????
Re: baloneytits – what makes you think that "ugly" "losers" and "misfits" are the only people who like Gaga? You're obviously still in high school right? Because the only time you classify people into categories of either being a "loser" or "cool" is in high school.
yall are fucking lame.
Re: PEREZ LEADER FOR ALL GAYS – omg die.
Perez, you need to lose a few lbs……no calling others fat until you shape up…your chin is non existent….and your wife won't put you in a music video with "beautiful people" until you look a bit "how should I put this?' THIN.
Ya se te quitaron las paterias?!
Re: Talia88 – In the future, when complaining about how you find other people to be "uncultured", it's probably best to not mention that you like mainstream rock. Also, cutured people don't make sweeping generalizations. Pretentious half-wits do. You know how I know this? You're a pretentious half-wit.
DAMN STRAIT
CANADA IS DA BOMB!
Re: titismack – hmm arent you the same bitch who got owned by stalking and failing to challenge mellissa is always right?? like the little gnat buzzing around her shoulder by constantly and obsessively commenting on any video she was on, and she fucking ignored you every time?? you are in SO MANY arguments on here, its not even funny, and im pretty sure you just got yourself into about ten in the last hour!!! you arguing with about 50 people on this post alone, so yo might wnat to watch it when loads of bullshit are leaving your mouth for everyone to see . . .
Re: titismack – also im PRETTY sure you got kicked the fuck off this website and had to create another account and come back on, which is absolutely PATHETIC. just because you found some fellow losers to agree with you about how "cool" and "attractive" lady caca is, and now you feel like you have a community, does not take away from the whining, angry, argumentative bitch you are 24/7. congrats you found a little cesspool of retards who agree with you, but that really means nothing.
the bitch is ugly.
the bitch is gross.
the bitch appeals to fellow gross weirdos like you
and you cant stand hearing her insulted.
GET. FUCKING. OVER IT.
look at those baloney tits-
even hidden behind a rhinestone encrusted shell they look like
the LUMPY SACKS OF BALONEY that they are . . . sick!!!
Re: hazelo – good i hope she does!!
MAYBE SHELL REALIZE HOW DISGUSTING SHE LOOKS AND GET A DECENT NOSE JOB, BETTER THAN THE ONE SHE ALREADY HAS WHICH IS DOCUMENTED IN MY AVATAR . . .
and some serious liposuction, and a boob job, not for size, but to get rid of the baloney-flatness of them!!!!
p.s. didnt realize lady gaga, fatty hilton, and her midget impersonator had time to get on the website and argue with the sane people!!!!
then again, when you look like that, you dont have a ton of social engagements to go to!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: electronic_MITH – nOPE far out of high school- not that it matters . . .
losers stay losers,
the cool people stay cool
it never changes!!!
EXHIBIT A-
can be seen at the top of the page!!!
EXHIBIT B-
you, hazelo, titismack!!!
Re: carolineyy – Pretty sure I just changed the name hun nevr got kicked off, but you are quite similar to your "friend" baloney tits. Maybe you just have two accounts to justify how much of a loser you are.
Re: carolineyy – and you're yelling at me for arguing with that baloney tits girl when you JUST came on here and started shit with everyone else she was arguing with!
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Whatever you two are probably the same person, same insults.
But at the end of the day who gives a fuck about imbeciles like you.
Re: titismack – no bitch but ive been watching you for months-
you fuck with my friend melissa, you fuck with me.
its about time someone took you the fuck down, because all you do is talk shit and no one gives a fuck.
p.s. you always use the same insults- about botched abortions- and its played the fuck out
consult a book or something because your insults absolutely suck gag-a's di ck.
Re: titismack – btw, you got kicked off.
just to clarify.
you got kicked the fuck off because people were annoyed by you, and you were fucking stalking people for no reason, so you got a new account, stayed with your same shitty picture of yourself, and made a new account.
thats pathetic.
i guess you couldnt stay away from arguing with people/ stalking people?? you should SERIOUSLY get a hobby!!!!
Re: carolineyy – WHO THE IS FUCK MELISSA!?
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And no , i can change my name back if you'd like but this is the same account.
Which reminds me, who the hell cares ? Why are you busting your knats over me or my account? You are welcome to insult me all you'd like but I'm not afraid of you, this is just a blog and you're making it a battlefield for silly insults aimed complete strangers.
Re: carolineyy – && you're calling ME a stalker, when you just said "I've been watching you for months" you're fucking psychotic.
lmao…wifey?!?!…too cute!!!…
Re: titismack – #281 you have to be one dumb asshole to spend your whole life on perez.com.What do you live in a basement with your mother and wait for UGLY AS SHIT GA GA to come up and spend 3 days kissing her ass.You are one sick MF and really need help!!!! And put some cloths on ur repulsive.A grown man wearing a wig,bra,panties and makeup.
SICKO!
wow… she's hideous
i seriously cant wait. the mmva's are today. i love LG.
Re: HEIDI POOP – yup thats me!
and thats actually a still from a video on youtube hun. and why yell at me when the other one is doing the same thing with both of her PH accounts!
Re: HEIDI POOP – Re: titismack – Re: carolineyy –
Why are you all getting so fussy, your like PMS'ing high school girls. This is just a website chillax lol!
&& LG rocks, I don't care what you have against her that chicka is firee!
Like the Wig Perez! Hehehe!
glad u love canada so much, cuz canada sure loves you!!! glad ur gonna be @ the mmvs, gonna be an awesome show!!!
I LOVE HER!
Re: suzy forever – Bitch, STFU. No one's saying he doesn't have a right to his fucking opinion. I'm saying he should stop spamming with his 15 accounts. Get your fucking facts straight. So how about you FUCK OFF.
Re: suzy forever – Oh and by the way, you type just like him…hmmm, I wonder…
Re: HEIDI POOP – isnt she a pathetic excuse for a human being???
no one will talk to her in real life so he has to come on here and spread her hatred by attacking anyone on this site who disagrees with her . . .
the bitch is fucking crazy!!!! she is the worst definition of a TROLL!!!!
Re: titismack – yeah ive been watching your pathetic ass starting arguments with people for no reason and then stalking people who have more friends with you-
and im fucking sick of it.
go put on a shirt, lose some weight, finish that gender reassignment surgery, and maybe youll get enough of a life where you wont have to come on perezhilton.com and start dumb fuck arguments with people.
Re: titismack – youre a piece of shit with an unhealthy obsession with your fellow transvestite lady gag-gag and its really showing-
time to take a deep breath, count to ten, take off your $3 wig, and calm the fuck down. tell you what, grab a hanger and finsih off that job your mom started 8 years ago-
just stick it up your butt, twist it around, and hopefully it will do enough damage to cause some internal bleeding. . .
PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!
ill be waiting for you to let me know that youve begun your community service . . .
and by community service i dont mean the trash picking up your parole officer assigned you, but taking that rusty switchblade, letting it work its magic, and stepping into a warm bath . . . the world will be grateful!!!
Re: titismack – Re: titismack – youre a piece of shit with an unhealthy obsession with your fellow transvestite lady gag-gag and its really showing-
time to take a deep breath, count to ten, take off your $3 wig, and calm the fuck down. tell you what, grab a hanger and finsih off that job your mom started 8 years ago-
just stick it up your butt, twist it around, and hopefully it will do enough damage to cause some internal bleeding. . .
PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!
READ IT TWICE BITCH!!!!
Re: Big Black Dick – caca really sucks.she is a madonna wannabe but madonna always looked better than this tranny.caca only is famous cause of perez.madonna didall by herself and she is much more famousthan gaga.gaga is notjing.she is only famous in usa.people dont care about her.smadonna took the world by storm.caca never did that.she is just another brit.leave the drugs asshole.ur ugly and ur perfor mnces are really boring.uk press said madonna is twice ur ageand do it much better.try to copy other artis cause u cant copy madonna,and all ur fans are madonna fans and they all prefer madonna.and for once try to be genuine and stop copy madonna interviews.by the way perez prefers madonna,.u are just a friend moron.ur nothing face it.
yuck
perez, i have a movie role for you so you can be a real star. it is called brokebutt mountain. your fat ass gets plowed up by my stallion and lady goo goo holds you in her loving arms as you fade away no longer to make a living off of real celebrities! all of hollywood are prepaying for the premier. they can't wait for release! my normal ass stallion is demanding a double to do the scene.
Re: carolineyy – I'm not reading all that, but if it makes you sleep at night you win. You are the ultimate perezhilton.com bitch!!
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I think you deserve after leaving 6 comments all about me. You have way too much time on your hands hun.
Re: titismack – THANKS BITCH!!!
GLAD YOU COUNTED.
HAHA! Where's my post yesterday Perez? You didn't post it? Anyway, I'll say it again:
Where's katy Perry? Too bad, the 3 of you would've been a perfect trio: lowlifes, talentless nutjob wannabees, and pathetic wastes of human life!!!
I can't believe she let you pick her nose like that!! oooh Just lost some respect. Yuck!! how degrading.
Of course Canada is FABULOUS, I live here and gay marriage has been LEGAL for years. (and nobody freaked out lol) Oh, and we have great, free health care! (most importantly) Um but we also have Avril Levine, although she lives in LA now. YEAH!
REPPIN TORONTO CANADA!! I should have went, I'm gaga for the lady - luv her!!
Give me a break.
PEREEZ
When are you going to Montreal ? I wanna see you !!
thats awesome:)
Perez got yo ass kicked in CA, what happened?
I feel a bit of nausea.
Pseudo-picking her nose, really? OMG!!1! you are TOTES her BESTIE BB.