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Do You Like My Sexy Body???

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Sin City

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Wow.

We're almost….speechless!

An, uhm, radiant Lindsay Lohan was the picture of health and happiness at her Vegas soiree on Saturday at the MGM Mirage.

The actress/entrepreneur was there to celebrate her birthday, as well as her line of leggings and spray tan.

Bless her heart!

[Image via WENN.]

406 comments to “Do You Like My Sexy Body???”

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  1. 101

    She looks like a crackwhore.
    Three day old makeup.
    Dressed in rags.
    Sticks for arms.
    Re: SWEETPIECE! – And despite your jobless, lonely internet-malingering, I have to agree with you, Sugar, on this one.



  2. 102

    Why is she wearing horse hooves for feet?



  3. 103

    wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW…. WTF….WOW



  4. 104

    OMG WTF happened to her?SHe was so cute.. but now….



  5. 105

    Have you people never heard of sarcasm? He is being sarcastic…



  6. 106

    dang! she's looking worse than ever! she needs to eat and lay off the smack!



  7. 107

    You only get a bloated belly like that from Cocaine



  8. 108

    Wow, I wouldn't even wear that outfit to the beach… or even inside my own home, for that matter… she looks like a homeless crackhead… poor girl needs some help. Someone needs to step in, before she becomes the next celebrity death.



  9. 109

    Woah, just noticed… wtf is up with her toes? The nail polish color does not go good with the fake bake tan.



  10. 110

    she looks like a homeless person. NO OFFENSE HOMELESS or any association related to them, just in case!!



  11. 111

    This is a perfect example of why Ms. Dita Von Teese creates such a stir. The Hollywood celebutards choose "crack-whore" and "trailer-trash" as a basis for their apparel when appearing in public.



  12. 112

    Why is every blog always posting about this chick? What is she doing that is newsworthy? She's not even that pretty.



  13. 113

    OMG I really thought that was a pic of an old women when I first saw it, wat age is she now like 23 or sumin!?! Just shows wat years of drink, drugs and smoking does 2 u



  14. 114

    two words…
    HOT MESS!!!!!!!!!!



  15. 115

    I was about to say very nasty things about her as usual, but I won't. Even when she was high as a kite she got her hair and make up done, wore interesting clothes. Now she lost the small bit of self steem she had. I hope this girl starts taking care of herself because she looks like she could be the next Anna Nicole.



  16. 116

    This how u look after having 3 dyas/nights of partying in vegas w/ no sleep,only drugs.



  17. 117

    Good god, she looks like a corpse

  18. ta says – reply to this


    118

    is she pregnant? That's a linea nigra or something like down her stomach which is what you get when your preg…is she pregnant??????? Wasnt' there a rumor about that a while ago?



  19. 119

    all I can say is eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



  20. 120

    so skanky



  21. 121

    Someone please feed her, and take away her self "Tanner".



  22. 122

    Barf-o-rama.



  23. 123

    LOOKING AT HER IT REMINDS ME OF MICHAEL JACKSON. GET HELP WHILE YOU CAN. LINDSAY NEEDS HELP.

    I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MICHAELS FAMILY WERE "TRYING TO HELP HIM" FOR 14 YEARS AND THEY COULDN'T DO ANYTHING. THAT'S JUST INSANE IN MY BOOK. I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE CONTROL OF YOUR OWN LIFE AND NOBODY HAS TO GET INTO YOUR BUSINESS BUT WHEN YOUR IN A SITUATION LIKE THAT, AS A MOTHER, AS A BROTHER YOU CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!! OR LISTEN TO ANY OF HIS/HER EXCUSES.

    LINDSAY NEEDS HELP. AND I GUESS HER "PARENTS" ARE WAITING UNTIL IS TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING!



  24. 124

    I can't believe some of these horrible comments I've read. Obviously a lot of people have no heart. This woman is obviously very sick and needs help. I feel bad and I really hope she gets better.



  25. 125

    Re: ta
    " That's a linea nigra or something "
    .
    .
    It is not linea nigra, it is the "or something ", and is most likely filth from not having bathed. Perhaps a third world country could send her a supply of basic humanitarian needs that includes soap.



  26. 126

    WOW.

    What a cry for help.

    She looks completely Fucked. Gonzo. In La La Land.

    Somebody help her or she will be Next.



  27. 127

    Re: Kylian – Darling, I agree that Perez is despicable. I detest him for what he did to Dustin Lance Black, Carrie Prejean , numerous other people, and the "Michael Jackson's fake cardiac arrest" original post was horrendous ..
    But please don't wish Perez death. This is going overboard. I don't want you to get in trouble, dear.



  28. 128

    She looks like a meth hooker.



  29. 129

    Sad to say I bet her life with be short.



  30. 130


  31. 131

    poor child.



  32. 132

    Yuck. Wtf is wrong with her? Someone stage an intervention for this poor girl. God knows those two baboon fucktard parents of hers won't.



  33. 133

    She needs help now! Something is amiss here. She does not look healthy.



  34. 134

    wth!! she looks pregnant! i feel bad for her…she used to be so pretty!



  35. 135

    Re: MiDeddy Cawt Me Tut-tin Mythelff – Who is jobless? Troll look in a mirror.



  36. 136

    omg. She is starting to resemble Amy Winehouse. Drugs kill, Lynds.



  37. 137

    She doesnt look very good.
    Lets hope something comes along to get her back to her best!



  38. 138

    self applied spray tan at its best!



  39. 139

    good gravy… I wanna feed her so bad…



  40. 140

    The new Amy Winehouse



  41. 141

    Looks like a crack whore! Is she pregnant or just built weird!?



  42. 142

    Ewww…www.missperfectblonde.com



  43. 143

    Is she just trying to get attention by acting like she doesn't care? Really nasty. The just rolled out of bed look only works for Robert Pattinson. I hope she was on crack before this pic.



  44. 144

    She looks like she's getting arrested.
    She looks like a junkie. Jesus Christ, even that chick from Breaking Bad looked better than her!



  45. 145

    She just as beautiful as most and one of the loveliest ever!

    I want her happiness but that's all up to each of us as individuals.
    The movies she chose to act in helped me
    and my daughter&son grew mentally & spiritually.

    Yes you're fam has been embarrassing but whose family hasn't been?
    …then again - you wouldn't be where you are without your family
    …you are beautiful, Amazingly intelligent and multi-talented!!!

    At least you inherited some Amazing genes from your parents but
    what happened to them?
    (sadly… the World may never know or really care) - so as Hard as it is
    move forward-Do it! Let God work with your mom&dad. - ask n trust
    God to watch over your parents.
    You've been a good daughter - what more can you do.
    continued…



  46. 146

    Re: laugher – way to insult the Joker. Somebody needs to help this poor girl, she looks awful. Based on this picture, I predict she won't make it till the end of the year unless someone steps it…..like now!



  47. 147

    You were monkey in the middle with your parents struggles.
    "Many" kids got caught in a crappy divorce situation,
    so your not alone there.
    We can't change the past and what happened with the parents- but you
    can change things in your future.
    I too divorced after 12yrs with my kids dad.
    Decided that I wasn't going to belittle my kids dad and told him.
    We agreed Not
    to belittle each other and it was best we remained civil for our kids.
    (it was Very hard to keep my mouth shut about their dad- but I did it! Today
    I'm So glad I did! Yay!)
    The kids dad and me don't lie to the kids- either.
    They love their dad and me both and it all worked out. They know and love us both and that was my goal! Yay!

    With families there's good and bad. I like to look for the good!lol

    Cheer up Honey! lol.



  48. 148

    she is the definition of a train wreck.



  49. 149

    She looks trashy as always



  50. 150

    bahhh disgusting



  51. 151

    And when she dies???
    She looks like hell and needs help Perez.
    I imagine you may fid yourself wishing you were kinder to people someday
    Start with this poor girl will you?

    You are such an awful pathetic human but maybe you can turn it all around

    well…..it may be too late
    Invest your earnings wisely…I seem to notice less ad space on your site



  52. 152

    She is starting to look like Dana Plato, and we all know how that story ended.



  53. 153

    I dont know her but I have to say in terms of her body it looks more like a young teenager's than sexy young woman. Her lifestyle and addictions are starting to show. If she wants media attention for drama congrats, if she wants professional respect and to be seen as a sex symbol…she's has to put her life on a much healthier path before that happens. To young women and girls…please dont use Lindsay as a role model.



  54. 154

    *puke* what happend to her…..she could of been great and to think she is only in her early 20s all she is missing are a couple failed marriages

  55. Neek says – reply to this


    155

    Um…. Amy Winehouse? Is that you?



  56. 156

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!



  57. 157

    wow…CRACK WHORE!



  58. 158

    Maybe she will use the deaths of those who abused thier bodies with drugs, alcohol and cigaretts and a self destructive lifestyle as a strong moitvator to turn it around. Others have. I wish her luck.



  59. 159

    Drag a fifty dollar bill through a trailer park and this is what you'll end up with…



  60. 160

    spray tan doesnt suit her, it looks weird.



  61. 161

    wtf is she even wearing?
    or for a better question..
    what is she not wearing?
    I love Lohan, but this is sad.. she really needs a turn around!
    COME ON LOHAN!



  62. 162

    omg……she needs help

    gross

    she should have died, not Michael



  63. 163

    Re: Kylian – STFU, & STAY OFF THIS WEBSITE IF YOU'RE GOING TO ACT LIKE AN IDIOT.



  64. 164

    I hope somebody do something before she dies.



  65. 165

    She just doesn't give a fuck anymore does she?? That's sad. But what is up with her baby momma belly line?



  66. 166

    She is so freaking HOT



  67. 167

    Lindsy Lohan 23, found dead in a LA hotel room.



  68. 168

    Are you freakin' kidding me??? She looks like a nasty meth whore out on the day shift stroll smoking used cigarette butts out of the gutter, I guess that what passes for hot these days.



  69. 169

    Sad she looks like a crack ho.

    wtf is with the line from her belly button down into the crotch area. That looks like something that happens to women who get pregnant and sometimes it sticks around after its called a 'linea nigra'



  70. 170

    eww



  71. 171

    ewww….she looks gross



  72. 172

    Oh my God…



  73. 173

    She looks like a street runaway. Not glamourous at all. YEECH !



  74. 174

    i love lindsay, but this outfit is just… butt ugly!



  75. 175

    I feel so sorry for her…. She's having a hard time, I think..



  76. 176

    She has that line that pregnant women have going from her belly button right down the middle and down! WTF?! You can get that pretty early on in pregnancy..is it possible?!



  77. 177

    SCARY



  78. 178

    eww she looks like one of those feed the children kids



  79. 179

    She definitely does not look good! She still looks like some drug addict!! GROSS!



  80. 180

    Re: black_eyed_fatboy – jeeze just shut the fuck up already! you're basically supporting the guy since you come and comment his site everyday you dumb fuck.



  81. 181

    this is frightening… it looks like the self tanner leaked out of her belly button.. very white trash.. sad



  82. 182

    Ummmm…Ewwwww

  83. epic says – reply to this


    183

    sarcasm is a good choice, perez ; )



  84. 184

    Shameless & tasteless but
    I love it C:



  85. 185

    whoa she looks like those kids from africa wit those inflated stomachs



  86. 186

    this girl is a hotttt ass mess..she was so cute and talented wat the hell happened shes already washed up and shes only in her 20's ..so sad



  87. 187

    Is this photoshopped? If not, where the hell are her parents? She desperately needs help!



  88. 188

    I feel so sorry for her. She looks like absolute hell. She looks unwell…hope she eventually gets herself together before it's too late.



  89. 189

    if this outfit and whole look isnt a cry for help…i dont know what is



  90. 190

    trainwreck. Can we ignore her now? Or send her to the bahamas with amy winehouse. Now that would be an affair to remember



  91. 191

    This is Perez…trying to be generous and appear kind and thoughtful….until after the court date. Sooooooooooooo transparent, Perez.



  92. 192

    WHAT THE HELL? She looks awful. Her belly? OMG!!!! I feel like PUKING. She needs to get better. She used to be so beautiful and everyone loved her then. Please get well quickly Lindsay :(

    Don't destroy yourself. Eat!!!



  93. 193

    AH! Her fugliness scared me!



  94. 194

    omg! that's not Lohan thats Whinehouse! lol she's a Joke!



  95. 195

    Who dresses this woman?



  96. 196

    she looks like some white trash skank from 1998. gross.



  97. 197

    Looks to me as if she is crying out for attention. Her body looks a lot like Amy Winehouse and shows the signs of definite drug abuse.



  98. 198

    DIRTY…DIRTY…DIRTY… she is the type that doesn't douche!!!



  99. 199

    okay, obviously perz wasn't being serious when he said she looked healthy and radiant - are some of you fucking dumb? apparently so. ANYWAYS, there's so much wrong i don't know where to start. neon toe nailpolish, splotchy fake tan (note under her armpit) a potbelly? probably resulting from her malnourished state… cracked out face + hair that couldn't get much worse. oh, sooo sexy.



  100. 200

    HEINOUS!!!!

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