Team Perez
Filed under: Personally PerezWear your support!
CLICK HERE to buy some "Team Perez" merch!
CLICK HERE to buy some "Team Perez" merch!
CLICK HERE to buy some "Team Perez" merch!
CLICK HERE to buy some "Team Perez" merch!
CLICK HERE to buy some "Team Perez" merch!
Posted: June 29, 2009 at 12:29 pm




IF I EVER COME ACROSS SOME FAT LOSER WEARING THESE FUCKING SHIRTS, I WILL PERSONALLY PULL A WILL.I.AM. ON THEM AKA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.
NO ONE is on team fat pig !
Everyone is on team Will.I.Am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You hateful, bitter bottom-feeder! You think the world OWES you and you're somehow claiming your dues by running through the mud those who were able to make their dreams come true. No one is at fault that you failed as an actor, except you. Just look at yourself trying to act in your "Statement" video: straight out of Community College Theatre 101. The reason this website is so successful is because it's the product of the few things you have inside: hate, resentment and jealousy!
Those celebrities you've befriended? Just a good PR move on their part. You exude nothing but negativity, and whenever you try to be positive it just reeks of pretense -because you suck at acting.
And you are BY NO MEANS an advocate for gay rights, you scumbag. You humiliate and "out" artists who don't owe us any disclosures, only good art. AND YOU USE ANTI-GAY SLURS TO ATTACK those who have had enough of your harassment! YOU HATE SUCCESSFUL GAY ARTISTS AND YOU TRY HARD TO UNDERMINE THEM! BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE!
AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT ALBINO GORILLA FACE OF YOURS. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HOLDING A BANANA IN YOUR VIDEO; MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE TRICKED THE ASPCA TO TAKE YOUR SIDE!
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ur joking right?
Re: ~Ijustdontcare~ – There is the key marketing insight, Perez: "I visit Perezhilton.com but am embarrassed for anyone to know it". Given that, if you're seeking to supplement your plummeting ad revenue, I would suggest you'd have more sales success with something akin to "I hate Perez" or "Perez Hilton is a Blight Upon Society". Yes, something along those lines would definitely have a market.
"…Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion." (Romans 1:27)
Re: SWEETPIECE! – We're old friends, honey. Good. Old. Friends.
It hurts me to the core of my very being that you've gorgotten me.
I have many names and many faces. I'm even part of the posse sometimes.
Whore.
AAaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah…..!!!!
anybody else see the resemblance between perez's introduction in his "statement" and tina chen's introductions in her videos? and by resemblance i mean hand movements and voice inflection.
oh, and so that reminds me of perez's infatuation with ridiculing MINORS!!!!
what a bigoted pig. you don't warrant equality you biased, immoral pig.
And exactly how come Jennifer Aniston is the one who is desperate????
Re: Nubian Goddess aka Pickaninny Princess – Well then, is that any way to talk to me?
you buy a Team Perez T-Shirt you support homophobic behavior no thank you Team Black Eye Peas all the way
I rather wear a Prejean team t-shirt , and I don´t like her that much, so go figure that!!!!
what a bunch of hypocrites you are taking out your MJ pain on one of the many mean gossips you have bookmarked. leaving comments tells the advertisers you're still reading.
Are you kidding? You want people to spend their hard earned money buying your overprised cheap made crap? Anyone would be dumb as hell to be walking around with your alter-ego pasted on their chest. You don't deserve anyones support, but you do deserve to be punched up side the head multiple times and run out of town on a rail. Anyone who pays fatass for his homophobic rant is deaf dumb and blind. Bitch if you need money go out and get a real job. I hear Mickie D's is looking.
HELL NO! you charge way too much and anyone who does buy this shitty merchandise…shame on you dumb ass
Re: Nubian Goddess aka Pickaninny Princess – I am no whore. I know you care for me for you get so jealous when I associate with any other posse member. You've done that from the start. That whole impostor thing. Sheesh! Yes, you are an "old" poster. I will not call you friend until you deserve it.
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I love and always will love LG.
lmao. theres like 12 people who are team perez. & doubt any of them would want to wear your shameful name.
HAHA NO THANKS I PASS DONT WANNA GET BOOM BOOM POW CAUSE I WEAR YOUR SHIRT YOU FUCKTARD
twistedviridiana.etsy.com handmade, upcycled, and vintage is way better than your merchandise, sorry Perez, but it's true! How about you support me?
Well I think Ur shirts are fucking fantastic! Isn't time money? Those peeps who said they wouldn't buy your stuff….have probably been on Ur site for hours! Awesome!
TEAM PEREZ
HA HA!!! No way!!
I thought gays were supposed to have an innate sense of fashion and great style. These obnoxious designs are a disgrace to the homosexual community.
Lolololol.
I visit your site often, sometimes laugh, sometimes cringe, always entertained, but I would never wear anything even slightly connected to you. Sorry Perez.
Re: SWEETPIECE! – I'm sorry girl. I'm just feeling a little depressed and angry. For a couple of weeks now. I don't know why I'm taking it out on the posse, meaning you in particular.
There are only 1 or 2 that really make me sick, at times, but you have always consistently been a nice person.
Ahhh, I really miss the old days. Back in early 08-ish.
Anyhoo, love you, darling.
No more harrassment for dear Sweatpiece.
Pathetic
Make a "Perez is a hypocrite, an asshole and gives the LGBT community a bad name" t-shirts. Then I'll buy.
I agree on the celebrities that like Mario and hang out with him. They are simply trying to get good PR on his site. WE ALL KNOW THE CELEBS THAT HANG OUT WITH HIM DO SO JUST SO HE WON'T WRITE SHIT ABOUT THEM. HE USED TO TALK SHIT ABOUT PARIS NON STOP AND THEN SHE BECAME HIS "FRIEND" AND NOW HE DOESN'T. SHOCKER….. THEY DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT HIM AND WE ALL KNOW IT. FAKE FRIENDS ARE NO FRIENDS AT ALL
If i wanted a tshirt with a pig on it i'd go find a muppet shirt.. I'f i wanted a shirt with a big gay panocha.. then i guess i could make one at home for free.. print up a pic of ur disgusting ass.. and wear it.. but seeing as how ur a waste of space.. i wont.. thankyou .. but no gracias..
Re: black_eyed_fat_loser –
VERY WELL SAID!
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wow, not one person here supports you and your merch!! how does that make you feel?? maybe you should make a video about it!
Re: Nubian Goddess aka Pickaninny Princess – 127 Well that's better and it's Sweetpiece. Freudian slip? Feel better.
If it was FREE I wouldent even wear that ..
I refuse to embarass myself >..
youre milking it perez
Re: SWEETPIECE! – Amen! Sweet you are sweet don't ever forget that!
xoxo!
How about "Team Perez Must Die"…way better idea!!
No way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. No. No.
Nice try, Porkez, hahaha
hell no
you are pathetic.
Thanks, I don't need any schmatte with your name on it!
Do you have anything with "team Carrie Prejean" on it?
Re: El Jesus – Agree !!
I would love a "Boom Boom Pow" t-shirt! Perez, you would make a fortune with those!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are you also offering "Team Will.I.Am" shirts? Fair's fair, you fucking asshole.
I want one!
where can I buy team WILL.I.AM… ?
I'd wear the shit out of that shirt
If you add a huge picture of a warthog on that shirt I will gladly purchase one.
Perez, why don't you have skins yet?!? I would definitely sport a Gossip Gangster laptop skin. Check them out at www.musicskins.com. Contact so we can send you some samples.
You are such a fucking famewhore….no better than speidi…
As if you werent already a douchebag….good luck buddy
you are such a big fucking joke and dont even know it. fuck you and die, fuck you very much.
this really has to be some sort of a joke I cant stop laughing.
more like TEAM WILL.I.AM
fucking liar, YOU were the one who started all this bullshit between you two.
BWHAHAHAHAAHAHA!! In your fucking dreams, Perez.
Team Will.I.Am For The Win
where does the money go to?
are you fucking serious lmao!?
who would seriously buy that?
TEAM CARRIE I BET SHE'S LAUGHING HER ASS OFF AT YOU NOW JUST LIKE THE REST OF US ARE!!! NOW YOU FEEL HOW IT IS TO BE TAKEN DOWN - ONLY DIFFERENCE IS YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF.
HAHAHA please let us know how your sales go piggy.
Re: J.Mo – Not a hypocrite. Just stopping by to see who advertizes on Mario's site so I can stop buying anything from them. Who would support such a low down scum sucking bottom feeder like "Perez" Mario "Hilton?"
TEAM WILL-I-AM AND FERGIE… BITCH!
Re: Nubian Goddess aka Pickaninny Princess – 126 Funny how you say you miss those days, yet you are the one who tried to fucked it up.
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Looking for the "Team Will.I.am" shirts, I want to buy one for each day of the week.
are they made by 4y old kids in india?
I'd love to. However, my children and husband's last name is Perez (mine is hyphenated) so I'm thinking it wouldn't be realized as support for you but like my family is "Team Perez" (not that i'd refer to us in that manner) You got Perez hilton ones? I'd buy that
wow, you people seriously need to get a life.
perez is hilarious. if you don't like him then why are you taking the time out of your day to read all of his posts and comment on them? its kind of pathetic if you ask me.
I LOVE YOU PEREZ.
definitely getting some of this merchandise!
Yeah right! I dont' support you. I'm not on your fucking team.
fuck yoo!
Wow Perez - just got an email to check this out - you're an official loser now. Not one positive comment. Hear the clock ticking - that's your 15 minutes pal - they're up. LOL
Re: SWEETPIECE! – So where will you and the tranny dissapear up each others asses once Perez is no longer around??? I love how you declare love for someone you dont even know - how fucking sad are you Sweet? Has LG passed on her email to you? Do you correspond ANYWHERE but on this site? No, I didn't think so. And you would be DEVASTATED to discover who the REAL LG is. So sad.
There are those of us who made legitimate friendships here and have moved on from this tragic place of self indulgence.
So if you and LG are SOOOO close - why is your friendship still trapped on these pages? Maybe he's too worried what you'd really think of him once you found out.
You're so pathetic and you dont even know it.
Re: Mistress – 174 Wow, Mistress, you do care! LOL! My dear, my love for LG is here in the Pink room and it does not NEED to be anywhere else! (except for the Russian Tea Room from time to time.) If I had no other friends, as it seems is the case for you and your "friends", well then, I might have considered crossing the line. This place is a fun distraction for me while I work.
That is my only downfall, I work too much! Take care now!
PS… Whoever the Real LG is, would not matter to me. LG could even be my hater under a different name. It's been real and it has been fun!