Jessica Simpson Yo-Yos
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A Perezcious reader sent in these pictures of Jessica Simspon singing the National Anthem before the hitting of the ceremonial first tee to open the tournament at Congressional Country Club in Bethesda, MD, on Wednesday.
Is JSimpleson finally pregnant with her dream baby?
Or has girlfriend just put on a couple extra pounds?
Either way, she's got some seriously hot curves going on. That's an ass you could serve Thanksgiving dinner on!
Posted: July 2, 2009 at 10:15 am
looks preggers
How is it her possible her tits keep getting bigger? I hate that bitch.
THEN YOU WONDER WHY PEOPLE HAVE FREAKIN EATING DISORDERS….
Her tits seem huge. Looks like she is preggo indeed.
or she's just wearing unflattering horizontal stripes?
those are some pretty hot boobs. she's not ugly. she gains a coupla pounds and it makes her just more voluptuous.
She looks great, and REAL! She's a curvy girl naturally, good on her for not following the skinny trend. This looks tons better than stick thin arms, bony ribs and boy hips.
Re: JigSaw –
…my thoughts exactly.
Curvy?
Do you see that big ass belly?
That bitch is fat!
The dress is kinda cute, it's red and blue, right? Her boobs and hair look amazing. A little chunky but most men would be all over it.
why is she wearing horizontal stripes!?!?!?!?!
She does it on purpose for press! It worked last time and it will work this time. Her dad probably sent you the photo. I can't stand this no talent dishonest family.
I do NOT like Jessica Simpson - AT ALL. I like the rest of her family even less. HOWEVER, if I saw this girl (i.e., Jessica in these photos) walking on a college campus, I'd think, "good for her - she looks healthy." I can't stand stick-thin girls, who look like they either have a terrible eating disorder or a nasty drug addiction. And, she looks like she exercises - not obsessively so, but in a healthy way, so … pfft - this is one point of this fame whore I can't take issue with (DAMNIT!).
she seriously looks enormous compared to what she used to be. I saw her in person a few years ago at a hotel in New York and she was miniature. Either she's pregnant or she's been eating her feelings.
holy shit her body is amazing! She's definetely a keeper!!!!
they keep taking pictures of her in very unflattering clothing for someone with a little 'junk in the trunk' ! before it was high-waisted shorts & now its vertical stripes,& anyway - so what if she's preggers; does it matter?
she's may be just another 'Z list celeb' , but she's quite nice compared to some.
im happy for her if she's having a baby.
This woman is an idiot. NO ONE looks good in horizontal stripes. Even anorexic Posh Spice would look huge in it.
Looks pregers to me……hello….papa joe is probably having a fit…they're not married…..OMG…..
I think she's got a gorgeous figure, but she doesn't know how to dress for it!
Grow up Perez.. " serve thanksgiving dinner on" is so 1980's…. Fat Bastard!!!
Jessica is beautiful and she can sing!
Horizontal stripes don't look good on anyone. I don't know why designers still use them.
that dresss is awful, her body is nice tho
It's an optical illusion caused by horizontal stripes. They wouldn't look good on stick thin Kate Moss.
It makes me laugh when you go on about peoples weight - because you have a weight issue yourself (also, horizontal stripes make most people look fat).
It also makes me laugh when you go on about Rumur Willis because you've got such a humongous potato head yourself.
She is way more voluptuous than she used to be. Tony must like the curves…good for him.
Please its just the camera angle!!! I'd like to see anyone snapped as mucha as her and not have some angles that make them look fat.
You can see Jessica's weight gain in shoulders and arms as they are not as defined as they use to be…. BUT LET'S BE HONEST PEOPLE- she looks like an average woman now. She is not super thin- so maybe this is just a Poppa Joe is telling her to look more normal (like her fans) as a Marketing/PR tactic!
I would love to get my hands on her luscious curves. You go Jess.
That dress sure isn't doing her any justice. STRIPES?
THis is just another case of UNFLATTERING OUTFIT.
photoshop all the way!!!!!
i just saw some photos of the same event and she looks nice. the dress is just not flattering.
she is looking good!!!! i hate stick figures!
she looks like an average sized woman! BEAUTIFUL!
she needs to fire her stylist fast…she is too pudgy to wear that…the stripes are going the wrong way…she needs to be elongated.
I think she no longer cares about her looks.
It's called … "I have got my man so I can let it go and eat what I want."
Pic looks FAKE!!!! Well at least she has talent…. while you …Well?
She looks healthy and beautiful. Im sick of hollywood image of being really skinny. Its gross when you weigh nothing and clothes dont look right, and bones are hanging out everywhere. The average American woman is not a size 0 its 12 14 and 16 she doesnt even looked that.
UGH STRIPES ARE NOT FLATTERING, YOU FAT ASS!
Poor chick has no idea how to dress herself.First the godawful jeans and now this stupid dress but THAT ASS!Knocked up or not those curves are AWESOME!Not Classy ,BUTT sexy!
She looks healthy and beautiful unlije Beth Ditto, whom you continue to praise for some reason…
She's happy - let her be what she wants. No business of yours to point the finger about someone else's weight.
Damn, her singing is offkey, she is screaming instead of singing, and what is up with her twitchy face. Her dress is awful and she looks fat in that dress. She has no talent what so ever. Perez has a right to make fun of her. She is going downhill fast and so are her looks. I can't believe she has a show on beauty when she knows nothing about it. Just because a person has big boobs doen't make them a bombshell, Jessica is no bombshell
I don't really care for her but come on, you can't deny that she is beautiful. She looks awesome. Her body is hot and you are a judgmental hypocrite. Is there only one body type the entire world should adhere too? How boring.
BETHESDA BABY!!! WOOOOOOOO!
no, that is fat.
no, that is fat. I would know because i have basically her body type and recently gained weight due to quitting smoking and my body is kinda looking like this unfortch. also bad move with the dress. when u gain weight u gotta keep ur wardrobe in perspective.
She looks FINE but the dress isnt that great. She can't weigh more than 120 lbs and if you think thats fat you're a RETARD.
she looks good
shes starting to look like anna nicole smith when she was fat. u know america is the fattest country in the world when people start to look up to fat celebrities.
bad outfit choice but she looks great otherwise
listen hun you aint in no position to be making fun of peoples weight you (fat) bitter queen
PHOTO SHOPPED
Horizontal stripes are nobody's friend.
Leave Perez alone! where does he say she is fat? or a pig? he says "she's got some seriously HOT curves". She is hot. bad choice of dress still hot! perez notices that she has gainad weight and is asking if she could be pregnant or if its just some extra pounds… he doesnt say she is fat. and the reason he likes Beth Ditto so much is because she is comfortable with herself regardless of how much she weighs! Good on her!! Perez seems to be trying to be a bit nicer lately so lets support him!!
jessica looks awsome! i love the curves! if shes not naturallly stick thin- she should def rock this look!
Hmmm horizontal stripes prob not the best choice.
I think she is pregnant. Her boobs grew about 4sizes bigger and her belly is getting bigger.
Believe me, I have a 3 year old, I know!!!
She looks fine. I would have went for a darker solid color for her size. She is just short. But, I'd like to see a different picture of her. She is still very pretty.
Re: iluvhulk – how in the hell are you going to judge anyone based on weight, Mario aka Perez? Your fat ass only lost weight through lipo and even then you still gained it back. Maybe if you spent more time at the gym instead of trying to make Lady Ga Ga the new Princess of Pop (never going to happen so long as Britney Spears is alive) then you might not look like such a damn mess.
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By no means am I calling this curvy-licious of a woman fat …but it does seem like shes been gaining some weight and wearing dresses that are completely unflattering
…and i have the vanity fair issue with her on it, she looks CRAZZYYY THIINN…so i have no idea whats goin on,i mean theres no way the issue could have been THAT airbrushed.
But I mean I love her curves, you could put a coke can on that @$$!!
She is FAT!HAHAHA..bIG pIG.
I'm sorry but she's not fat. Beth Dido or whatever her name is, is FAT, no, a lard ass. Jessica is all curves.
All you people who are like "shut up Mario", "you're a jerk perez" are idiots, he's complementing her on how she looks, do you even read!?
"Either way, she's got some seriously hot curves going on."
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he boobs look good tho, haha
i meant HER. haha
She does look preggers!
i hope so!
she looks good. whats so appealing about her ass?…you act like you've never seen a white girl with ass before.
Don't really care about her. Her wikipedia page states that she is planning a comeback by making a POP album and DANCING! She is a total LIAR!!! She had told the crowd that she will never ever record a pop album ever again and now here she is trying to make one. THE BIGGEST LIAR CELEBRITY EVER! Said she was going to adpot a baby in Mexico before Ashlee becomes a mom and that never ever came true!!!!! She also told Ellen back in 2005 that she was a good liar.
Re: kittee1318 – you are so right. im 15 and super skinny becuase i have a fast motabilism like my mom did when she was young but knowone believes me and call me bolimic and anorexic.
Jessica may be a C-lister with D-list talents but when it comes to laughs, the WTFs and raised eyebrows about her ill conceived fashion choices and her often off key horrifically..she's definately A-list. Always good for laughs. I hope she will add this horizontal striped disaster to her pile of things "never ever" to wear again.
It's Divine!!!…and OMG, horizontal stripes on that body.
Re: Samantha07 –
What man? She and Tony Romo are no longer together. They broke up the night before her "Barbie" themed 29th birthday party.
As far as the dress goes, she shouldn't wear dresses that hit her below her knee. She is too short to wear that length. Shorten it up a bit and it would look much better.
She isn't pregnant she just has a gut!!!!