Was K-Stew Sperminated By A Vamp???
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Anglophilia > Australiastic > Robert Pattinson > Kristen Stewart
Ha!
Check out the ridiculously brazilliant cover of Australian gossip rag New Weekly!
Kristen Stewart knocked up with R-Patz' baby???
Alert the media! She reportedly "missed her period"!
You'd think with all the MJ hubub, the mag wouldn't be scrounging for headlines this week!!
Posted: July 7, 2009 at 1:31 am
Re: Paty – sorry, but more than likely he has already been with that…as gross as it may be…but still GAG ME!!
hahhahaa check the other "headlines" what a pathetic "news papper"….
She's officially "made it" in Hollywood - pregnancy rumors. LOL That pic is totally photoshopped. Have you seen her? She's a freakin' twig. She may not be toned & muscular but she's not flabby.
Re: UrMajestyMsG – Morning Hottie♥♥ nice tat…..my fav. pic.
Re: putthekoolaiddown27 – Morning ♥
i dont believe it is true, just with every other fucking gossip sources, fuck up perez, this is the shit you froth over, you couldnt count the number of utterly false accusations youve made over the years, pot calling the kettle black aye fuck wit?
Puh-lease. She has no boobs….all she needs to do is put down the fork
If this is true, than i'm soooooooo fucking jealous. That ugle bitch with a baby of ROB. Ah Hell No!
Bullshit
wooooowww…
how do they know that they may have been doing scenes for breaking dawn, where bella is pregnant?
such dicks, she and rob aren't even DATING. kris has a BF.
Tellement stupide !
Miss Aniston, take a good look at your crying picture. If you want to be a leading actress in a dramatic role, you are supposed to LOOK BEAUTIFUL when you are crying, not pathetic as you look here. LOLOLOL!!!! You have mistaken yourself as an actress, not a comedienne you really are, a CLOWN, and LOST YOUR MARRIAGE and a GOOD MAN WHO JUST WANTED A FAMILY. You lost him BECAUSE OF YOUR UNREALISTIC AMBITION. "ooops" for you, and funny for the rest of us!
Re: Long Dong Connery – lol….well thank u….u charmer u….
Ah, good old New Weekly! What a shit mag this is. I am ashamed to say it is Australian! They are always pronouncing women "pregnant" and "bump watch!". Oh just fuck off! LOL! Like someone else said, she was probably bloated and it looks too fake for words anyway!
Rob could impregnate me anyday! Hubby may not be too thrilled though….
Oh and even though I am not a fan of either Mariah Carey OR "Lady" GaGa I have to agree with the person who once said, "My idea of hell is being tied to a chair and forced to listen to Mariah Carey". Hear hear! I just wish I could remember who said it! I'd like to shake their hand! LMAO!
lmfao!! They really will do anythig to sell magz, even dodgy photoshopping. hahaha
i do recall several months ago, before production on New Moon began, that i called that there would be at least one pregnancy rumor…im just surprised that its taken this long to get one out there…all these bullshit rumors are just crap that gets made up, and in conjunction with movie execs, to draw attention to the film….its all crap! dont believe it, dont buy into the bullshit!!!
doesn't even look like her. Aniston's photo is hilarious!
can I be on the cover of a magazine, pregnant to Robbie???!!?!?!?
Looks fake! & even if she is pregnant, it's probably to her boyfriend. Get a grip!
Re: RobPnMeShouldB – Morning……….
First of all there isn't a bump, it is only a shadow cause due to the fact the picture is actually taken at an angle. Second that is her but from the set of a different movie.
Good for her, she'll have a cute baby. Happy for Britney, but
Jen needs to get over her X. It's a shame that she can't find a nice man.
That shiteous outfit would make anyone look pg. I highly doubt it since I am pg with Edward's child
Re: UrMajestyMsG –
morning♥ did that tat hurt?
Re: Long Dong Connery –
morning dong♥
They're most probably fats
If this is true I swear to God, I'll kill her…..I wanted to be the mother of Robs children…
Re: Long Dong Connery – good day sir
Re: UrMajestyMsG – good morning to you
oh come on!they have nothing to write and they care about kristens' period?????? :0 that's disgusting!
these people are lying and want to make money from these shit.
(KRISTEN STEWART YOU'RE THE BEST!)
that would have been perfect for breaking dawn. couldn't they wait a year. at least she always wears baggy clothes. . next month it'll probably be pretty big. uht oh.
this magazine is trash and crap! photoshop
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – morning…no it didnt hurt…actually i felt it the least of all my tats….
Re: RobPnMeShouldB – wonderful morning to u too!!!
That looks soooo fake!!
Looks like a beer gut–if it's actually real.
Re: OhHotDamn –
she's not with MA
hasn't been for a while
LOL Y'ALL
HAHAHAHAHA
sorry that britney thing made me laugh. God, i'm surprised she even has her period, and nothing else on her body looks like it's gone through puberty.
I cant believe people are believing this crap, there were rumors that emilie was pregnant with robs baby last week, and now because they have no new news on kristen and rob, they take a picture and make a story OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! THEY SHOULD BE SUED, THEY HAVE BEEN SUED MANY TIMES BEFORE AND THEY THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH IT BECAUSE THEY DIDNT THINK ROB OR KRISTEN WOULD EVER SEE IT, SUE THEIR ASSES. I love you always kstew, dont let this get you down, you are beautiful, i fucking hate the people who are reporting this bullshit story, GET A LIFE!
Love you kristen, PLEASE SUE THEIR ASSES, THEY CANT GET AWAY WITH THIS DEFAMATION. The other stories are actually just as bad, MJ MURDERED, UM NO HE DIED OF A CARDIAC ARREST, J ANISTON WAS PROBABLY ON SET CRYING, AND BRITNEY GETTING MARRIED Y'ALL - WELL THAT WAS THE BEST.
That doesn't even look like her
Re: brandidid – yeah, funny how they were together until recently - basically until she became "famous"…….
hahaha Reneesme!!!!!!
may b she just ate 2 much xD
I thought rob was dating emilie currently, so i will give it two weeks before the magazine prints a picture of emilies stomach and the heading " Emilie stuns rob y'all, and tells him shes pregnant!"
Perez started to call Will I Am the n Word Here's what he told a reporter
Perez tells me that, in the heat of the moment that night, he almost chose to use a different word. “I thought about calling him the n word,” he says over the phone a week after the incident, “but I thought the f word was even worse. I was so filled with hate at that moment because I was hated on so much, and I reacted in the worst way possible. Then I went on to make a bunch of other mistakes. I shouldn’t have made the video. I shouldn’t have released so many statements. But what’s come out of all of this is that I’ve learned so much about myself, and I’m in a much better place. I’m actually thankful that it happened. As cheesy as it may sound, I had almost a spiritual moment when I just let all of the anger and worry go and am now filled with peace, happiness, and wisdom.
rob's baby? no way
Do people really think kristen would be so stupid as to fall pregnant, UM NO! She is probably only one of a handful of people who rob could trust not to fall pregnant with his child, any fan or famewhore is the real people who rob should be worried about knocking up, their will be many girls and women trying to having his child, but kristen is definetly not one of them!
LMAO read the other articles this is obviously fake! never heard of the magazine though…
that is definitely photoshopped. Kristen is soo skinny!
*looks at the article and laughs*
……
*laughs some more*
Rag mags will do ANYTHING to make money
But if she ever got pregnant I would definitely want it to be Robs.
Ugh. That is so photoshopped. She is not having a kid, don't get your hopes up… or down.
Last week this same magazine said she was back with Mike, and a few weeks before with russel brand. So i wouldnt really believe a word that they print. I doubt she is pregnant, and why would a magazine in australia know about it first???? its all made up.
HAHAHAHAHAAH
if this was real why would her 'baby' be all folded up like that????????????????
makes you wonder….
Im sure this isnt true at all….. BUT OMG THAT WOULD BE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would love to see them together! (I dont know why, I dont know either of them for real) But they sure look good together! And she doesnt seem to be bothered by his amazing looks…. Almost like she just sees
You can see where it was photoshopped to look bigger. BS Mag
It's not true .She have just drink or eat too much .
I don't think that they're together . "OK" said that they're in love but the little pictures of them where they're kissing it's a picture from the movie New Moon !!!
The Media are so stupid
fuck that!
Haaa… it's funny how she's only just found out shes pregnant but has already got a pretty big stomach….HELLO PHOTOSHOP! this is so obviously fake.
i think its not true… Is NW trying to copy from the book for new material?
That thing looks like a tumor. Maybe she would let us poke it with a stick.
wat movie are they currently filming cause if they are makeing the last one then she is supposed to look prego…btw it looks really weird so it might just be more poparrazi crap
okay big WTF !
bahaha our mags are crap!!
calmmm down, she ain't pregnant. shes getting more into 'jet's' character
DINGO ATE YOUR BABY !!!
She int pregnant, she has just gained a few pounds.
it sorta looks photoshopped, either that or she really is pregnant.. but no one really knows for sure.
if she was i think i'd shit myself
poor rob, people need to leave him alone
piece of crap rag mag
LMAO
that was a good laugh
i'm more interested in the I'M GETTING MARRIED Y'ALL ahh brit brit
and Jen is still crying over Brad. We need this mag here
This is complete shit, not true. Where the hell did "pregnancy" come from? Seriously, this is the worst gossip I've ever heard. Also, that picture's wither photoshopped, OR she just has some belly there… it's not definitely a baby bump.
Also, they'd have to stop filming The Runaways due to Kristen's "unexpected pregnancy" because she can't film being Joan Jett like that… tell me if I'm incorrect but I don't think Joan Jett ever gets pregnant.
Also, I'm really tired of this "Rob and Kristen are dating" crap. They're NOT dating people, have you ever heard of the show Greek? Well she's dating Scott Michael Foster. DON'T ASK how I know.
xoxo
K
Lies.
the way she is standing looks like she have a "bump".
and with those pants I will always make the button loose .
so not true
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
this is soo false! geez, i mean her bump looks like my stomach! lol she just gained a few pounds come on!!! if i was her, i would be soooo mad at this magazine, specially cuz say RobPattz is the "baby's father"!
could be she's been eating like a pig lately….doubt she's prego…bish is ugly
Re: sfan – I completely agree with you! She's 19, but I think she's pretty responsible, or from I see it that's how it looks.
People are so pathetic to make crap up like that. And thats the weirdest bellybutton iv'e ever seen in my life……. because its fake!
it looks disformed to me… -_-
thats not even her stomach ahahahahaha
HAHAHAHHH what a joke perez, what a joke
OMFG! She's waaay too young to have a baby!!!
Lmfao.
That girl is skinny! I saw other pictures of her in that outfit and she did not look pregnant. Maybe she'll get knocked up for Breaking Dawn though. Bella has her little half-vamp baby in that one. I do hope that she and Rob are knocking boots…time will tell.
OMFG HAHAHAHHAHAHA this is soooo absurd…
omg that pretty funny.
i don't believe it but like if it were true i think i would feel kinda guilty.
like no joke a lot of times when i predict things they come true and months ago i wrote a comment on here saying that i think k stew is gonna get knocked up with robs baby. now im like fucking scared a little… i hope im wrong. lol
She just looks fat to me……
oh my god, she looks terrible. But i don't believe it, I'm pretty sure that's photoshopped. Wow, fools.
its called fat.
its looks to mushy to be a baby bump.
yeah i'm not being funny but your tummy doesnt go like that when your pregnant. its obviously photoshopped! if that is a proper picture then shes just put on a few pounds, give the girl a break! jeeeeeeeeeezzzze.
Tons of people miss their periods and she's just getting fat.Time for some Weight Watchers!
that is rediculous…how could her belly just get HUGE all of a sudden…just a few weeks ago she was running….and falling on the Runaways set looking slender like she IS. RUMORS…that doesn't even look like her! And if she was prego…It's not by ROB,….I hope!Maybe she's bloated…IDK…plus her belly button is sideways…this fake crap!!!
not even sure it's her.
lmaoo i think if she really was pregnant by robert pattinson, all the edward fans would murder her.
i hope that isnt true rob needs to leave this gurl shes gross and has no talent
thats probly fat cuz she doesnt care about how she looks
this is ridiculous
Stupid
People are crazy