Was K-Stew Sperminated By A Vamp???
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Anglophilia > Australiastic > Robert Pattinson > Kristen Stewart
Ha!
Check out the ridiculously brazilliant cover of Australian gossip rag New Weekly!
Kristen Stewart knocked up with R-Patz' baby???
Alert the media! She reportedly "missed her period"!
You'd think with all the MJ hubub, the mag wouldn't be scrounging for headlines this week!!
Posted: July 7, 2009 at 1:31 am
I LOVED this magazine while I lived in Aussie…but its such BS! LOL
I don't believe this bullshit you are so pathetic making up lies this is photoshopped you are such a rag you suck at this you make up hurtful stuff you should be sued .
Haha thats hilarious cuz you know shes not pregnant!!
Ha ha ha I read this mag every week. 1% of it is true.. To take it with a grain of salt
ha! that mag hasn't told an ounce of truth for years!!!! im amazed its still in circulation.
she is FAT not pregnant
Re: joeharter1 – ha good point! you never hear pregnancy rumors about bai ling!
How is that Kristen? They obviously are just looking for more then Micheal Jackson death theories.
i think she should sue. she's like what? a teenager and to have to deal with that bs that is obviously so false. i'd have my laywer on speedial
Hahaha, this is funny actually!! lol
ok, what if she really was preggos… why does everyone automatically thnk it's R-Patz baby?!?
Didn't she have a bf????? the guy that appeared on Sky High?!?
Isnt rob in New York filming his new flick? This photo's so beleivably photoshop'd. 1st, why would she go on set with her button's undone, 2nd, I have never seen a square baby bump. That crappy magazine needs a thorough talk with there photo department, arnt they supposed to be profesionals? Love you, Perez x
oh please! she probably just gained a few pounds. magazines are complete liars.
That is not kristen. Thats a different women!
haha, i just went on the offical site of this crappy magazine, they cant even pronounce the quote properly. "When she worked out she was late, she obviously started to thinking that she could be pregnant"
lol… I thnk that maybe she's wearing Michael Jackson's wig loool
’cause her face even look a little like michael. Maybe she felt the need to dress like him, u know…. in remembrance?! haha
that's so stupid to even think she's pregnant.
obviously it's just a LITTLE belly fat.
stupid magazines.
I hope that's a wig on kristen's head….cause if it's not…thats unfortunate…
I've just remembered something… When Perez said Jamie Lynn Spears was preggo,I called bs on him ! It was so unbelievable…but turned out…well we all know how that turned out..
hm…is all I'm saying right now
Yes well being from Aust myself…I never believe this mag. Saw it and ignored it. They are NOT the most reputable. Also, Perez…Famous mag, here in Oz, that you write a column for (another tabloid mag)…isn't far from NW. In this week's edition they have a VERY old story and pictures of R-Patz and Nikki Reed appearing to be arguing outside some venue. I believe that happened some time last year.
I'd say that she's probs just suffering from what we in Australia call "the muffin top"! Even with her zipper undone she's getting some back flab spillage. Either her pants are too small or her arse is too big, but I don't think she is pregnant.
I actually bought this magazine on Monday and laughed so hard at how ridiculous it was. Besides if she was pregnant her boobies would gt bigger before her belly and she still has itty bitty titties.
Re: cloo222 – …or she just ate alot or has digestion problems at the moment…and hasn't gone to the loo LOL! And don't know if they need a stunt double for her in this movie or not…but hey it might not even be her.
"I'm getting married, y'all!" is clearly the funniest thing on the cover. I could care less about these two grease balls.
weeks ago sorry about this… when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
who wouldnt want to get Kristen pregnant, shes Fucking HOT!!
there's no way this is true…i don't believe it
Geez, she has a bit of a bump in her tummy and the papz call her preggers? No wonder we have eating disorders…
For fuck sake i saw the original pics she doesnt even have a belly, she is skinny. Photoshopped badly. Can't believe Perez didnt take the opportunity to hate on Kristen, must have gotten laid last night. He'll come bk with a double whammy next post i guess. Horrible man.
She is just out of shape. You can be a size 0 and still have a belly pouch!
if she was impregnanted by Robert's spem then so was I!
it looks like her hand.. like.. a really blurry picture of her hand.. her pants dont even cover it..
Re: Jamie82 – Its FALSE! She's dating someone else and Rob is a smart man and most men keep condoms in there wallets. Her bellybuttons sideways. If she's pregnant that i'm a zebra
Austrailians need a LIFE! Go stalk RPattz ex-GF and stick HER on the cover with that shit if your bored… she is in austrailia… maybe she did this.
Re: Cullen Girl987 –
DITTO!!
You really cannot be serious!!!!!!!!! Haaahahahaha! This picture is just frickin hilarious. Wow the media is back at it again. What a bunch of pathetic lyers.
This pic is photoshopped to the max. And why would it have to be Rob's baby. She does have a boyfriend. Plus she still has Eclipse and Breaking Dawn to film. So I doubt it seriously. Wow people really need to get a life other than sitting around photoshopping peoples pics and then lying about it. Jeezas.
Re: SOFisticated – Hmmm….? I think 1 Aus-mag cover is nothing compared to the 101 other tabloid covers in other world-wide mags on the them all…and his ex-GF is in New Zealand not Australia…2 separate countries.
That's clearly just pudge.
that would be unfortunate , if she actually was preggers .
shes gonna get alot of shit , from fans !
it doesn't really look like her , it looks like someone much older .
i love this magazine!
ppl dnt freak out might not even be real but could but i really doubt it!!!
Gah I just saw the photos of her and Dakota on the set of the Runaways and thought to myself "dang that girl is skinny." If she's preggers, I'll eat my hat.
who doesnt look pregnant in skin tight leather pants?
of course she'd have a muffin top
Omg she is just getting fat…I'm sure she is not pregnant gosh what a typical rumor perez
So silly!
this so ridiculously funny,they have nothing else to write about,now they make up one,hahahah… good one !
i dnt think shes gettin prego i think shes just gaining some pounds
That doesnt even look like her, and shes probably just eating badley
OMG it's renessme!
that girl DOES NOT look like the K-Stew! The profile isn't just the only thing that doesn't add up, but the wardrobe( not k-stew, OR Joan Jett).
Re: joeharter1 – Omg thats great
its just a little fat people!
there's nothing wrong with having fat!
Bit pathetic really, every girl can be a bit 'late' with their monthly visitor!!
I giggled when I saw the Mag but totally had to buy it. They are on "Baby Bump Watch!"
But seriously, are those pants the werid type that dont buttin down the whole way, or is she having a "bloater" day? If its the latter, I would assume her eggo aint preggo, because bloating, as all girls know, happens around THAT time of the month. oh and - SHES NOT FAT! chu guys are mean!
is not strange that these rumors only started after they confirmed they were going 2 b filming Breaking Dawn u no the book where Bella gets pregnant.COINCIDENCE???????
man, i really fucking hate our (australia's) gossip magazines, there full of such bullshit!
Re: ilurvesperez – ROFLMAO!!!! and yeah … I hate that fuckin Bitch
I was so embarrassed when I saw that in a newsagent. To make it even worse that's not the only magazine that had that story on their front cover. Damn Australian journalists! making us Aussie look bad.
First of all, she's not pregnant, Second of all, that was either photoshopped or she gained a few from one two many potato chips.
I'm not a fan of her, but I'm not a fan of making stories up either.
thats so fake. lawl.
What a joke Australia. And that is possibly the worst photoshoped pic ever.
Seriously people?
I'm not fan of her… I mean, what did she do to her hair this time? Did she have to massacre it with a scissor and THEN dye it?
I feel sorry for that hair…
but.. it's totally photoshop
Just look where her belly bottom is… last time I checked the belly bottom is in the middle not on your side
…or is she THAT weird?
Abnormal belly bottom! it's in her side not her center… hellooooou.
Australian people should really start using glasses… and taking health class to know what body part is where!
One word:
Photoshop!
biggest load of crap i've ever seen in my life, their not even dating i think, no proof people!!
Also she has hardly got a 'bump' i think it probs is her belly but only looks as though she has 1 cos how tight her trousers are.
and her hair is like that for the film Runaways, shes playing Joan Jett
Hahah, it´s kinda funny, but I can´t help myself still wishing it´s true…
With robs face, the baby should turn out good!
Well, that confirms it. Magazine's will print anything to sell copies.
Woooowwwwww, these magazines are getting out of control.
That doesnt even look like a stomach!! photoshopped =D
This is a bunch of bullshit. Magazines make me angry.
LOL dude that's not even her.. and that's a poorly photoshopped image.
haha i don´t think sooooooo.
wtf r u kidding me but it kindof luks fake idk but hfs
n wat the hell is newsweekly? does iteven exist or am i just lost in dah world these days
anyone with eyes can tell that the woman in the lower pic is not kristen stewart.
omg perez and alll yous otha mob shut up!!! she is admitting to having unprotected sex with R-Patz soo really its her own fault if she gets preg coz if she didn't want a baby she should've told him 2 wear a condom ryt? of course i'm ryt
HA HA HA HA I read that, it doesnt even look like a bump. that magazine is always full of shit!
wow …..?
omg she looks terrible… hope for her she'll finish her flick soon.. i wouldn't show myself like this in the public.. yuck xD she looked pretty with long hair ;D I think she would even look good with short hair but with an other haircut and not with black hair!!!!
lol breaking dawn all over again
Well at least now that little whore will have a child perfect for Reneesme, or what it's name is. It'll look like that ugly ass Robert Pattinson and the idiot of a pot head Kristen Stewart.
If she is preggers with robs baby thats cool! but its photoshopped!! I HIGHLY doubt kristen is preggers with Robs baby!!
LOL
thats funny.
as if shes be preggers with rob.
he has to have moved on.
shes ugle and boobless. and a dero crack head.