Crissy Plays With Balls

Monday night marked the official return of Cristiano Ronaldo to soccer as he began officially as part of his new team, Real Madrid.

The presentation of the new player to the press was a complete spectacle, including a catwalk for the muy guapo Portuguese stud to strut upon, and the packed Santiago Bernabeu stadium in Madrid just marveling at the soccer god play with balls.

No one can deny that this guy is the next David Beckham, but at least Becks can control his temper.

Good luck, Ronnie. We hope they have a penalty box for you and your unwarranted rage!

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