Spermintated In the Pool?!
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Etc.
A woman is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got preggers from swimming in their pool.
Really!
We know those little guys are known to be good swimmers, but let's get serious, okay?
The mother returned home with her daughter after visiting the hotel on vacation, when her 13 year old announced she was pregnant. The woman, Magdalena Kwiatkowska, actually believes the teenager was sperminated while swimming in the hotel's "mixed pool."
What the hell is a "mixed pool"? Does she mean co-ed? What is this, the 50s? Boys swim in another pool so their junk stays in their own water?
PLEASE!
A source confirms that the mother is "adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there" and she fully intends to go ahead with her case to seek compensation from the hotel.
We want to see this kid. If she is 13, but looks 18, then our money is on that she went for a little midnight rendezvous while Mommy went to bed. If not, we'd love to see how some radical is going to start promoting "swimming condoms."
[Image via WENN.]
Someone needs to sit down with this woman and #1 explain the birds and the bees to her. #2 Explain to her that her 13 year old is no longer a virgin!!!! You do not get pregnant from swimming in a pool!!! Is she out of her ever lovin mind or what??
Come to think of……I was in a pool once too. And a bath tub, shower, and the ocean. Now look at me, 2 kids later. I think this mom is on to something. I'm going to sue the pacific!
You can NOT tell if she's a virgin by looking…thankfully we don' t have that technology or we'd use it even MORE to keep women down. Hymens break for lots of reasons at any age. It's not a virginity test no matter how badly some cultures want it to be.
She's 13. She's not a slut even if she was having sex willingly. It's rape. Slut is a useless and lazy word and it's pretty sick that it's so common. A child can't be a slut. If a kid is having a lot of sex, there's usually abuse or self-esteem issues or both happening. A woman who has sex for fun should not have to apologize for it. No such thing as a slut. Stop tearing girls and women down when they need to be built up.
You CAN get impregnated in a pool, it's just extremely unlikely. There are also places in the world in which pools are NOT CHLORINATED, sometimes they are salt water, but not always. Do you judgmental people all know what this hotel uses? Men masturbate in pools all the time. Lifeguards have to deal with it and get them to stop (if they notice). How do you know she didn't swim RIGHT where some guy had just ejaculated, it does live at least a few minutes and, if it got inside her, longer. You can doubt it, but you don't know.
She's probably wrong, but there's no way to disprove it unless a father is found and I don't think a pregnant 13 year old girl is the person who should be getting all the blame and name-calling here. This reminds me of a Chuck Palahniuk story…which is a good indicator that it COULD be true, but probably isn't.
LOL, babygirl was knockin boots with someone and it wsn't the pool, mayB in the pool!! Mama is 1 CRAZY BEOTCH. With all the chemical in a pool, that shit is impossible!! This is just too freakin funny for workds!! LMFAO!
Re: dontsendit – I agree with you. Don't blame the mum or the kid for her getting preggers. She's not a slut, she's a 13-year-old KID who was taken advantage of. 13 YEAR-OLD!!! Doesn't matter how much she might have wanted it (or not), some guy stuck his dick in her without using a condom: he's nothing but an irresponsible asshole who ruined her life and should be prosecuted for child-abuse.
of course the little slut had fun with boys, is the mom that stupid?!
Egyptian hotel pool? more like, deNILE!!!
sperm would die in the pool!!!!
That is so impossible. Chlorine and other chemicals kill those little guys on contact. Also, they aren't olympic swimmers. They don't just swim laps till they find a vag. Mommy's precious baby isn't being honest.
Wow! This really makes for a nightmare of a paternity test! And I've came in a lot of pools lately! BAHAHAHA
Wow, seriously?! Mom is stupid as all hell. That little girl saw the perfect opportunity to let mommy in on her secret of her being prego, and mom was dumb enough to believe her baby girl actually got prego from a pool. Somebody slap her, please!
Re: Lä!!!SEMICOLON!!!ggNer – Its very likely that the boy who knocked her up is a 13 year old boy do you think he should be prosecuted for child abuse…him being a child himself. Obviously this is purely speculation on my part however the babys daddy is prob close to her age. I doubt there is child abuse involved. Just a girl and a boy both most likely willing. I dont think shes a slut..but I think her mother is an idiot.
She should have jumped up and down after sex.. everyone knows that if you jump up and down after sex you confuse the sperm and you don't get pregnant. sheeze
OMG - how could someone be so stupid…..amazing. Mommy dumbass - chlorine, temperature, the mere fact sperm can't penetrate a BATHING SUIT - HELLO?????
Has anyone considered the possibility that the pool did not have enough chlorine in it to kill sperm. Considering the fact that this did not occur in AMERICA but EGYPT it is very well a possibility since sperm is able to travel in water and a lack of chlorine could have aided the little swimmers. Clearly everyone who has posted below me has never traveled outside of the United States and is unaware that everywhere in the world does not have the same maintenace and upkeep as we do. Please stop calling this poor 13 year old child a slut. There are documented cases of people jizzing in bathtubs/lakes/non chlorine water and getting pregnant
de-ni-al!!!!!
ridiculous!!
how pathetic.
Re: Duckie –
You little Nazi Schwein. THE MOTHER AND THE DAUGHTER ARE POLISH!!! The pool just happens to be in a Muslim country. You obviously cannot spell but can't you read either??? The mother's name is Magdalena Kwiatkowska for God's sake. You racists are looking for the slightest opportunity to bash Muslims and you are so blinded by your hate that you cannot comprehend what is written right in front of you.
Re: Obnoxious_Joe –
Of course!!! Because ”Muslims in that country” get memos from Mecca via telepathy everyday about what they are going to say on each subject and you must have tapped into their communication channels by using your Midiclorians! I cannot believe that did not occur to me before! That is why you are such a friggin' expert about what ”those Muslims” are going to say, right???
OMG, you have to read a book called "Swimming Upstream, Slowly," which is totally about this in a weird way. HAVE TO!!!
some one needs to tell this stupid ass mama you little girl was sucking
dick and took a load up her twat…thats how she got pregants.
I know she comes from one of those crazed minded community but
the truth be told everyone loves sex…unfortunately your little girl
couldn't wait to reach an age when she could have a child…instead
she just forget to tell muhammed pull out motherfucker i don't want
to get pregant
Someone needs to tell the truth, just like the star face girl.
Her mother is an idiot for thinking that you can get pregnant by a pool!!!!She probably got pregnant even before they went on vacation! Idiots we have in this world I swear!
Like the art of science won't prove her wrong stupid woman!!
chlorine kills the bacteria in poop within 10 seconds if there is the right amount.. sperm has no chance.
Egyptians have a completely different culture than ours. The woman probably actually did believe her daughter got pregnant in the pool because it's completely unheard of for someone that young and unmarried to be having sex.
WOOOOOOOWWWW! I HIGHLY DOUBT DAT SHE GOT IT FROM DA POOL!
Dumb mother doesnt understand what her daughter means…she said PULL out not POOL out
she's just keeping the gene pool alive.
she is lyin mum just cant b live her daughters growin up
my god. tht woman is dilusional. get her some damn medication! her daughter's most likely the slut we all think she is
Re: lcshizz – hehehehehehe!!
mother is in denial
maybe if she walks by a microwave she will miscarry!
Hahaha!!! Seriously?? R u effin joking??
pools are heavily chorinated (even in such countries) so I doubt it.
Easy for a doctor to check if she's lying.
Holy shit. Somebody get that woman (and her daughter) to a sex ed class…FAST!!!
Ha!
wtf.
Re: Lä!!!SEMICOLON!!!ggNer – What about if the boy is another 12 or 13 year old who was just experimenting (like all teens do) and both did it under complete mutual agreement?
yea, an ob/gyn needs to check her out.
Is anyone aware that most people in Egypt believe in Allah! The mom is not stupid or dumb or … she just doesn't know. In these countries if you are lucky you will marry the one you love but most of the time you sleep with who your parents tell you to and you don't ask how to make babies. Your husband will show you and you just go with the flow. They don't know how you can get pregnant or anything about birth control.
It sad because she might never get married now!
Ahahah ! Another lame story to hide that your daughter could be a slut. =P
the kidd probably just MADE UP the story because she did not want to tell her mother that her "little angel" was no longer a virgin. [i don"t buy the wholee sperminated pool thing.] don't you think it might be filtered?
What a load of bollox !