Now This Is Just Stoopid!

There are some pretty stupid lawsuits out there, but this one is a gem.

Sheri Allred, the self-proclaimed “biggest hat in the world” and “reincarnation of Venus Aphrodite Demilo,” is suing Hugh Hefner for hiding under her bed and molesting her when she was 5 years old to the tune of $3 billion.

Sounds like what she really needs is some serious help!

[Image via WENN.]