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R. Kelly, R U Serious?
Filed under: Music Minute > R. Kelly
According to R. Kelly's new mix tape, The Demo Tape, he wants you to know that there are 24 things that he wants. And that he has a really really small dick.
1. To make the p-u-s-s-y cry (“P.U.S.S.Y. Cry”)
2. To give you a backrub, followed by a trip to the hot tub (“Birthday Sex”)
3. For people not to disrespect his shorty, since he likes her sex (“Disrespect My Shorty”)
4. To hit that big old [ass], even though his girl similarly has a big old [ass] (“Disrespect My Shorty”)
5. To have you scream “It hurts, it hurts!” then have you concede that his lovemaking quenches your thirst, your thirst (“Birthday Sex”)
6. To get him some of that birthday sex (“Birthday Sex”)
7. To turn this club into a bedroom (“Club 2 A Bedroom”)
8. For you not to trip; he owns the club, so you don’t gotta worry ’bout security (“Club 2 A Bedroom”)
9. To get some gratuity, and he don’t mean cash, girl (“Tip The Waiter”)
10. To make it rain like a ticker-tape parade (“Tip The Waiter”)
11. For you not to knock his dick and a half (“Every Girl”)
12. To touch booty like he’s playing it (“Every Girl”)
13. For all y’all to have his baby (“Every Girl”)
14. To have them bitches that are hating on you rubbing on you (“Every Girl”)
15. To eat the coochie of all the girls wearing Gucci (“Every Girl”)
16. For you to listen to his mix-tape, cause it’s Kells, bitches (“Every Girl”)
17. For haters to get fucked with a sandpaper dick (“Best I Ever Had”)
18. To make you say silly shit with his silly dick (“Turning Me On”)
19. To take your sexy ass home and show you how he licks it (“Turning Me On”)
20. To get up in a whole lot of ass (“Turning Me On”)
21. To protect you from a lack of sex (“Supa Dupa Man”)
22. To hit you with super-love so pleasing it’s better than any TV show, better even than HBO, so good he’ll get thumbs-up when he goes low (“Supa Dupa Man”)
23. For you to get on his lap and go-go, since the rearview mirror is saying no po-po (“Makin’ Me Wanna”)
24. To fuck every girl he sees, from the hood to the fucking industry, even the Statue of Liberty (“Every Girl”)
How enlightening.
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
MOLESTER!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone else notice that any/every time he gets into trouble behind little girls he writes a song for either God or his momma?
Now this is why MICHAEL JACKSON is legendary and the reason why there will never be another one like him. All those "singers/rappers" out there have the same crap. They just word it differently but basically mean the same things, sex, girls etc… Disrespectful and distasteful. After a week you forget their song. See how it also sounds like recycled. Michael's music is timeless, with meaning and is REALLY MUSIC. Not crappy like these.
Re: star_brite –
True!!
OH HOW ROMANTIC. He is a disgusting perv. No self-respecting woman alive would get turned on by him. But then again, he's not into women, is he? Likes 'em alot younger….ugh he makes me sick.
what a fucking perv!
wow with lyrics like that he won't have a problem eating all the coochie of all the girls wearing gucci!
PERV ,SICKO R. KELLY SUCKS CAN WE PISS ON HIS FACE !?
LMFAO…!!!!!!!
what a retard