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If You Give A K-Stew A Cookie…

Filed under: Kristen Stewart

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…the bitch becomes possessed!!!

Kristen Stewart is one scary looking wactres as she sits on the steps of her trailer Wednesday while filming The Runaways.

We are completely freaked. We're afraid to say anything more, since she might come and eat our brains or something.

We'll risk it: She totally looks like that drowned-rat demon kid from The Ring movies. Right?

Thank God R-Patz is safe and away from the demon-spawn!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

219 comments to “If You Give A K-Stew A Cookie…”

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  1. 101

    She is actually still georgous here… She is playing a acting role… She is a gem! I love her! Keep it up Kristen!!



  2. 102

    dude really what is ur problem with this girls i just don´t undertand that.

    dale un chance popr amor de magaro



  3. 103

    Yeah, she looks bad;and yes, she is talentless.



  4. 104

    she looks pissed of coz trying to eat in peace!



  5. 105

    Isn't Kris.s pregnant?? with rob's baby?



  6. 106

    wow she doesn't look too gud in this pic but I still love her. You should not talk about her so much Perez she is a beautiful person and she is a gud actress…to me. She kinda looks like the boy in the movie The Omen…Damien or something in this pic. Well…she doesn't look preggers here! :0 She really looks mad…because of the paps possibly.



  7. 107

    Kristen Stewart is a way better actress then all of you(including me) obviously since she is making more money then all of us! and she may not look great with the jet black mullet hair thing but she is still not ugly! i think she gets into the part she has to play(which every actor/actress should do) and she was amazing as bella in twilight. but i do not get why people are commenting on alot of perez's blogs dissing him. why join his website if you do not like him that is just rediculous! do not read his point of views and join his website just to diss on him that makes you more crazy then any celeb you read about! Perez i may not agree with everything you say but its your point of view so keep on keeping on!



  8. 108

    oh man…you are too mean to her. it's a bad picture, but whether you like it or not she is a very pretty girl. i'm pretty sure r-patz thinks so.



  9. 109

    ha, normally love kristen but fuckk she looks a little scary



  10. 110

    Re: Maryg – Maybe the memory of it is making her make that face……I kno I would if I had to kiss his fugly mug.



  11. 111

    Dude all I gotta say is unlike any of the rest of us, she gets to play a rock and roll superstar. People need to lay off about there comments on pot smoking. There are foods and chemicals perscribed by doctors, that are way more harmful and are a lot less organic than pot, and for those who are accusing her of being to skinny, well at least she's taking an organic approach to try to fix that, and is ultimatley trying to make her better. I know doctors who personally smoke weed, as oppossed to taking other life altering, and potentially dangerous chemicals and medication. I'm so tired of everyone's taboo opinions on pot, everyone who has a narrow mind thinks that just because it's illegal it's wrong. Everyone knows as well as I do that the government is corrupt, and it's there legalistic laws that makes everyones life misserable. Some of us skinny, sick, or as you call skanks need a little help with our appetite. Not everyone can be "naturally" fat.



  12. 112

    Re: mtm5142 – hahahahahahaha…..just cuz she gets more $$$ than she is a better actress?? WTF??? She LUCKED out by getting the Bella role. If she was SUCH a good actress, why wasn't she in more films then and more mainstream? No…she suckz as an actress and needs to THANK her lucky stars she got that part. She'll be lucky to keep it.



  13. 113

    i personally love the twilight movie and all the books, i think she plays bellas part very good and i dont think they can have pickked a better person, honestly kristen is a very pretty talented girl and her and bellas personality seem similar ao i think shes doing a great job, keep it up ! (: also im here to express my opinion as everyone else not to argue.



  14. 114

    Give the girl a break, who looks glam all the time? every one is allowed an off day x x



  15. 115

    Re: rachelinala – how is she even skanky ? that doesnt make sense. shes clearly fully dressed in all the pictures i've seen of her, and shes never hugging on a different guy like paros hilton or denise richards



  16. 116

    chill, perez, it's a character she's playing. she's not ugly. but in this picture, she does look a bit scary D:



  17. 117

    kristen stewart is the most awkward person to have ever lived. she needs to stop thinking she's too damn cool.

    this post was hilarious, perez. keep it up, puhhhlease.



  18. 118

    i think it's hot, i want her to drink my blood



  19. 119

    lol i dont hate her or anything but she looks like one crazy bitch LOL sorry



  20. 120

    she does look really pissed. Well, at least we don't see her crying because of the bad rumors about her that's been spreading like wild fire. anyway, i think she's trying to internalize her role as Joan jett.. poor girl looks so tired. it kinda makes you think of the disadvantages that comes with fame.



  21. 121

    wow, it's funny that most of the comments here are all about how they hate perez instead of there reaction to the picture posted above.



  22. 122

    You have some nerve, Pig-ez. Kristen Stewart is one of the most authentic young actresses working in the industry right now and it sucks that she has to deal with your malice in such a difficult environment already. She's taking a break from a part that must be exhausting and emotionally draining. Difficult for you to sympathize, eh, you heartless cad?

    Someone should take another hit at you and finish the job properly this time. I know Rob must be itching to do it since he pretty much loathes you, if that isn't clear.



  23. 123

    ewwww shes going to suck ur blood perez.

  24. omz says – reply to this


    124

    Re: Modesto – lmaoo



  25. 125

    #30, I agree. I'm so sick of her monotone voice and shaky mannerisms. She just got a lucky break in a good movie when she was younger and that's usually all it takes. I'm glad she hasn't succumed to the typical Hollywood boob job chick, but good grief… the girl is the opposite extreme. Bleckkkk…

  26. omz says – reply to this


    126

    Re: sfan – lol trueee!!



  27. 127

    you look more scary prez

  28. lil says – reply to this


    128

    I prefer RPatz with the demon than the demonic girls in NYC.



  29. 129

    Leave her alone ugly perez
    I love Kristen.She is sexy but u r not,soo u r jealous as always



  30. 130

    STFU

  31. detox says – reply to this


    131

    OMFG HOT



  32. 132

    AWWWW c'mon Perez give the poor girl a break she's just broken up wiv her boyfriend and she hasn't got R.Patz to give her a massive hug and tell her everythings going 2 b alright cos now they can date. So give her just a bit of slack



  33. 133

    hey, a$$hole ,leave her alone, you're alway jealous her because she is beautiful ,hot,talented and she 's dating with your man ,Robert.PEREZ …TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR YOU HAVE A FUCKING PIG FACE AND YOU'RE A LOSSSSSSSSSSSSSER



  34. 134

    she looks like a demonic racoon



  35. 135

    Your a GROWN man, leave the poor girl alone. YOU are never going to get anywere near Robert Pattinson, and jelousy isn't a good thing.



  36. 136

    sweet mother of edward… she looks PISSED… and … scary..



  37. 137

    haha shes great.



  38. 138

    don't be so mean to her perez!!!
    give her a break!!!
    but it's kinda funny…
    hahaha…NO
    don't do this
    she's a nice person
    why do this to someone that's just enjoying a really tasty cookie?
    maybe it was make up..



  39. 139

    Re: sfan – awesome!!!

  40. brio says – reply to this


    140

    maybe she'll attack you next perez. you're plump. but then again, she prolly doesn't like cold hearted queens.



  41. 141

    In Twilight she was ugly!! But how it's possible that someone gets uglier every day?



  42. 142

    She is SO cute!



  43. 143

    lol



  44. 144

    If she's in the middle of filming, wouldn't she be in costume and makeup right now? How can she be personally faulted for what she looks like in her role?



  45. 145

    everyone has bad pictures, youre really clutching at straws to mak her look bad



  46. 146

    she better look more like a vampire before breaking dawn .



  47. 147

    maybe she's pissed that some idiot is taking a photo of her eating a cookie. plus she's meant to look like a mess, she's playing a rock star.



  48. 148

    okay she does look a bit of a mess but anyone would if you had paps following you around all day! Plus the dark hair and make-up hasn't help. I've seen truely cute pictures of her and she is a beauty when she wants to be but she can't be a one 24/7. Cut her some slack she hasn't done anything to you except kiss your stupid fasination for a MOVIE.



  49. 149

    LEAVE HER ALONE ur just jealous

  50. GIO says – reply to this


    150

    Hello Stupid People, She is filiming and If any one had a brain She is playing Joan Jett…and She has the makeup and pale face..ruff Joan Jett Look. I AM SOOO GOING TO SEE THIS MOVIE…LOVE THE RUNAWAYS! LOVE JOAN JETT..SHE IS A NO NONSENSE KICK YOUR ASS KINDA GIRL!

  51. LMG says – reply to this


    151

    MISOGYNIST ALERT!!!



  52. 152

    she's pretty…but looked like a real vamp here :) ….kinda hate her :P



  53. 153

    Perez… keep you fat piggish fingers off of Kristen Stewart or do I have to call Will.I.Am to do the job for me :D I know he will do it… gladly even.



  54. 154

    I used to be on your side Perez, but this is just a dick move. You aren't sharing gossip anymore, you are tearing stars to shreds, more than you ever have before. Ever consider that she is exhausted? Aren't you after you walk up a flight of stairs? You are just as bad as the paps who get the shot in the first place! But hey, whatever, as long as it gets you press and a quick buck it's ok, right?



  55. 155

    Re: mjizzle – SOOO TRUE :P



  56. 156

    Why doe she look so pissed off?! she's fucking rolling in money when she can't even act! Must be fucking nice.



  57. 157

    Rob still loves her! You are so jealous, your comments make it so obvious!



  58. 158

    she looks f ing possesed fo sho



  59. 159

    I thought it was Samantha Ronson



  60. 160

    LoL… she's just practicing Joen Jett's intimidating tips hahaha
    U know… the Bad ass feel. "I'm eating a cookie, go away!!" hahaha
    Get off her back… we all break our diet every now and then… even u Perez!



  61. 161

    i hate her
    she is so gross



  62. 162

    You perez are ridiculous



  63. 163

    Re: Modesto – LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL DAMN!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL



  64. 164

    HI HATERS!!!! HI HATERS!!!! of course if ppl are in ya face 24/7 then you'll end up with some f*cked up pics, she's a pretty girl & haters are gonna hate her NOmatter what so be it!!! I'm sure she can give 2 sh*ts about wtf ya'll talkin' about……b*tch she's gettin $$$ buh-bye Haters LOL



  65. 165

    i look like that in the morning all the time:P its bad enough if im working 24hrs a day and i cant even have a cookie in peace without someone snapping a picture of it where it ends up in the hands of idiots like yourself perez



  66. 166

    Samara is the name of the "drowned-rat demon kid" and she's fucking scarier than k-stew. K-Stew looks like a sad little kid.

  67. *Le3* says – reply to this


    167

    she probally miss rob give it a rest



  68. 168

    She looks like Gollum from the Lord of the Rings holding "her precious"



  69. 169

    …so?



  70. 170

    Woah, Scary! :)



  71. 171

    stfu they caught her ina look. its what the paps do. get over it. shes pissed about something…i dont blame er with all the shit shes being put through



  72. 172

    This is hilarious but I don't blame her for looking so annoyed, she has you bitching about her 24/7.



  73. 173

    wow! she looks totally gross here like a demon! OMG!! dont let her near your children. i think she is ugly and she cant act for shit. and i dont think she deserves to even play bella swan. cause she is ruining for me…stupid ugly ass pot head



  74. 174

    ewwww i hate her so much, she's a terrible actress, and even worse public speaker



  75. 175

    seems like she never showers.



  76. 176

    LOL Yall are so mean about her, but it's funny.



  77. 177

    No Perez!!! Bad, bad, bad Perez! No cookie for you!
    Stop being mean with K-Stew! She's so cute and a great actress.
    Even with that angry face, she looks gorgeous.
    You should stop saying bad things about her.



  78. 178

    Its no her fault she is just kind of a creepy looking person!



  79. 179

    are u in luv wit r-patz or sumthin i mean gosh..he really aint that cute and she's totally cute maybe not in this pic but i mean dam she is shootin a movie. i get the joke {blood?} but it's so not funny. Is that even a cookie she's eating? lmao. no she doesnt look like that thing off the ring either. i swear ur just putting her down cuz u can. and it's not right.



  80. 180

    i don't get it. not meant to hate or anything, but she shouldn't play bella. how about the likes of emily browning? feminine, cute, WARM. kristen, smile once in a while.



  81. 181

    go fuck yourself perez, will i am shoulda knocked you the fuck out, maybe you'd STFU once in awhile, instead of talking out of your friggin' ass!!you are so full of shit, girl cant even eat a fucking snack without you insulting her, have you looked in a mirror lately?!? ur such a retard….fucking cocksucker…



  82. 182

    Leave her alone!!



  83. 183

    WOOOO! she duz look scary!!!!, and stop bein so fuckin jealous perez..still love ya



  84. 184

    I don't get you Perez. You hate Miley for being a "slut" despite evidence to the contrary, yet you love Lady Gaga who boasts about the men she sleeps with and has no moral fiber whatsoever. Now you hate Kristen for no good reason and accuse her of being a bad actress. I do not blame her one bit for looking a bit pissed off at having her photo taken yet again when she is only trying to eat for chrissake!!! Not to mention the bullshit pregnancy rumors in our Australian press! Leave the girl alone. She hasn't harmed anybody!



  85. 185

    if i was kristen i will be piss off of the retads running everyday after my ass to take pictures and marking absurd headlines in mags and news papers she needs PRAVICY time for herself HELLO just fuckk off leave KSTEW alone she doesn't deserve this she is one of the atresses in HOLLYWOOD THAT IS DOWN TO EARTH leave her alone



  86. 186

    Re: jHainje88 – hahahah, thank you!!! you summed up everything i was thinking



  87. 187

    stop bagging on kristen. your jealousy issue over her and r-patz has caused you to become so bias towards her. i read your site religiously but damn, give her a break.



  88. 188

    Re: betty.boop – a-fucking-men



  89. 189

    Re: mylurve – i agree with you! :)



  90. 190

    She still looks better than R-Patz, or whatever your pet name is for him.
    Hell hath no fury like a gay man scorned. You gonna deny it??



  91. 191

    perez, there's no need to be so mean its ashame. just cause you look like a donkey fish and your just jelous of her.



  92. 192

    omg!!! look her face!!!!!!!!!



  93. 193

    Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!

  94. YasJJ says – reply to this


    194

    if I´m eating a cookie people need to leave me alone. Because it´s mineXD
    maybe she has the same.
    and she can´t eat a cookie or there are thousand pictures about it. come on.
    And perez you need to stop talking about her.

  95. YasJJ says – reply to this


    195

    Re: MLee95
    haha XD he will come XD

    I love you see ya soon



  96. 196

    she looks like she's been taken over by a demon! scary!



  97. 197

    oi you i wish i could just smack you in your puny little friggin head why dont you just shut your little yappah and fall and smack your head on the pavement so i can JUMP ON IT …. IF YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHIN NICE TO WRITE DONT WRITE IT AT ALL DOG



  98. 198

    I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD LAY OFF SHE IS ALLOWED TO EAT ISN'T SHE

    AND HOW DO YOU GET THOS E-MAIL ADDY WHERE PEOPLE WRITE HATE MIAL :)



  99. 199

    first akward,then a douche,then a bitch and now a demon lolzzzzz……..she really pathetic…



  100. 200

    No wonder you got punched in the face.
    You deserved it! But clearly it didnt knock any sense into you…sadly.
    Your so shallow and mean to people you dont even know.
    Why do you waste your time blogging about her…if you hate her?

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